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BS: for my grade school teacher

03 Mar 09 - 10:12 AM (#2580254)
Subject: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: olddude

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03 Mar 09 - 10:18 AM (#2580259)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: GUEST,leeneia

Well done, olddude.

Did I ever tell you that I used some of your spaghetti sauce to make shepherd's pie? It worked out very well.


03 Mar 09 - 10:21 AM (#2580262)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: maeve

Why should you be any different, eh?

Post away.

maeve


03 Mar 09 - 08:04 PM (#2580698)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: katlaughing

Egg-xac-a-lee! Post away, Dan! Or, maybe you're just trying to impress your teacher?!**bg**


03 Mar 09 - 08:58 PM (#2580719)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: Rapparee

Did I ever tell you I used Shepherd's Pie to make spaghetti sauce? Didn't work at all, at all.


03 Mar 09 - 09:50 PM (#2580732)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: frogprince

I tried that too, Rep; the shepherd got so mad at me for stealing his pie, he beat me half to death with that big hooked stick he carried.


03 Mar 09 - 10:30 PM (#2580757)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: olddude

I knew a shepherd once does that count?
I am glad the sauce worked out :-)

I never put sauce on a Shepherd


03 Mar 09 - 10:44 PM (#2580765)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: Louie Roy

That's why I always liked to have sex with a school teacher if you don't do it right the first time do it over and over again until you get it right and I always managed to make a mistake


03 Mar 09 - 11:45 PM (#2580792)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: katlaughing

Oh, Louie!LOL!

olddude, maybe it should have been a Saucy Shepherd!


04 Mar 09 - 12:21 AM (#2580813)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: Alice

Old dude, didn't you know the BS section was invented just for the purpose of posting stupid stuff?


04 Mar 09 - 02:00 AM (#2580847)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: GUEST,A Regular

Once entered a classroom after the school day and there was a kid writing fifty times--he was on about line 35--'I will not screem in class', just as his grade seven teacher had modelled it for him. I sent him home.


04 Mar 09 - 01:17 PM (#2581195)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: paula t

When I first started teaching I read some lines set by a rather dry History teacher. They read as follows:

"I must not excavate my nostrils during a particularly scintillating History lesson".


04 Mar 09 - 01:20 PM (#2581198)
Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: olddude

Thank you
I need that

LOL