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BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again

14 Mar 09 - 05:15 PM (#2588933)
Subject: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: olddude

I don't know how true but I heard she like single folk musicians
just thought I would let ya single guys know in case you didn't hear. You got a shot fellers


14 Mar 09 - 05:42 PM (#2588954)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,lox

Thaks old dude ...

... I'll go and dust off the binoculars straight away ...


14 Mar 09 - 07:17 PM (#2588988)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: gnu

Does she appreciate a good cook too?


14 Mar 09 - 07:51 PM (#2588997)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: artbrooks

Well, even if she were to suddenly go blind...I suspect herself would object. I shall continue to admire from afar.


14 Mar 09 - 08:30 PM (#2589013)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse

She's not the only one!!!! lol

Rhiannon (being naughty)


15 Mar 09 - 12:38 AM (#2589093)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Gurney

Nice! But high upkeep!


15 Mar 09 - 07:29 AM (#2589207)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,Shimrod

Available for what?


15 Mar 09 - 09:36 AM (#2589288)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Dave Hanson

Have her washed and scrubbed and sent round.

Dave H


15 Mar 09 - 10:15 AM (#2589305)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Peter T.

Unfathomable what anyone can see in this extremely ordinary woman.

yours,

Peter T.


15 Mar 09 - 02:16 PM (#2589463)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: The Sandman

never heard of her,is she a politician.


15 Mar 09 - 02:19 PM (#2589464)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Alice

politician?

that's funny.
These days, it wouldn't surprise me to see any celebrity become a politician.


15 Mar 09 - 02:19 PM (#2589465)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Alice

Captain B, ever heard of the US comedy series "Friends"?


15 Mar 09 - 02:40 PM (#2589471)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva

me too but i'm not so high maintainence!!!! heeheee


16 Mar 09 - 12:19 AM (#2589802)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Oh Goody!..another passed around burnt out!


16 Mar 09 - 10:25 AM (#2590042)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Roger the Skiffler

She doesn't write; she doesn't 'phone; she never e-mails me...


RtS


16 Mar 09 - 10:33 AM (#2590049)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: The Sandman

I have heard of it,but have never watched it.
Ronald Reagan was an actor,of sorts wasnt he?


16 Mar 09 - 11:28 AM (#2590090)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Wesley S

As the story goes : No matter how attractive you think the woman is - there is at least one guy out there who's had all of her s**t that he can stand.

But that goes for men too.


16 Mar 09 - 01:39 PM (#2590224)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva

Nice hair. Aparently the musician b/f spent mega bucks on a commitment ring (this was according to some writer in the Daily Mail) if shes got any sense she'll put it in the pawn and blow the money!!! Well I would


16 Mar 09 - 10:52 PM (#2590674)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Bee-dubya-ell

No thanks. I spent fifteen years married to a woman who looked quite a bit like Ms Anniston. Once is enough.


17 Mar 09 - 02:01 AM (#2590745)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse

Bee-dubya-ell: Well the answer is obvious - try an ugly one! lol

Blessings
Rhiannon


17 Mar 09 - 03:43 AM (#2590773)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Dave Hanson

I spent 24 years married to a , hmm er less than beautiful woman and take my word for it, it's no feckin better.

Dave H


17 Mar 09 - 03:45 AM (#2590776)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Liz the Squeak

I would just like the opportunity to prove it wouldn't make me happy....

LTS


17 Mar 09 - 04:28 AM (#2590788)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST, topsie

Just because she has finished with one man (or been finished with, I haven't bothered to read all about it) this doesn't necessarily mean she is 'available' or even looking for another.
Life on your own is good.


17 Mar 09 - 08:33 AM (#2590904)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva

I aggree Topsie. I find that i am much happier now......funny that


17 Mar 09 - 09:18 AM (#2590942)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: artbrooks

I have been married for 39 years (today!) to a woman who looks nothing like that...but that still doesn't prevent me from admiring the wonders of Mother Nature (and modern artifice).


17 Mar 09 - 09:20 AM (#2590946)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: beardedbruce

" have been married for 39 years (today!) "

Happy Anniversary!


17 Mar 09 - 01:31 PM (#2591161)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse

And a happy anniversary from me too

Blessings
Rhiannon


17 Mar 09 - 02:56 PM (#2591243)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Ernest

@ Bee-dubya-ell: If you had been divorced from Jennifer Anniston you`d probably be richer than you are now....

;0)
Ernest


18 Mar 09 - 04:40 AM (#2591570)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: theleveller

"I heard she like single folk musicians"

I heard she liked them two or three at a time.


18 Mar 09 - 12:28 PM (#2591836)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva

well probably because they don't earn as much as rock musicians?

I'll get ma coat


18 Mar 09 - 01:30 PM (#2591892)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse

Just been to the cinema to see her new film - Marley and Me. PLASE don't see this film if you have ever had a dog put down. Most folk left the cinema in tears, including me!

Blessings
Rhiannon


18 Mar 09 - 02:59 PM (#2591973)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: gnu

Belated happy anniversary Art!

And, of course, my condolences to herself. >;-)


18 Mar 09 - 03:00 PM (#2591974)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Peter T.

Are you referring to Jennifer Aniston's demise, or to a canine?

yours,

Peter T.


18 Mar 09 - 03:50 PM (#2592026)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: gnu

Wha????


18 Mar 09 - 04:51 PM (#2592071)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse

The dog

Rhiannon


18 Mar 09 - 05:00 PM (#2592078)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

This is good news!

- Shane


18 Mar 09 - 05:30 PM (#2592092)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST, topsie

Good news that she is single?
or
Good news that it was the dog?


19 Mar 09 - 12:44 AM (#2592316)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Lonesome EJ

As my brother-from-another-mother Peter T said, "Unfathomable what anyone can see in this extremely ordinary woman". On the nail, P.


19 Mar 09 - 02:39 PM (#2592782)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Little Hawk

That's exactly how I feel about Jennifer Aniston too. I mean, I have no real objection to her...she seems like an okay person...but she doesn't strike me as unusually attractive or unusual in any other sense either. I don't get what all the fuss is about. (?)

Now, in Angelina Jolie's case....I do get what all the fuss is about. That's the difference.


19 Mar 09 - 04:00 PM (#2592833)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Peter T.

So did Brad, it seems.

yours,

Peter T.


20 Mar 09 - 09:46 AM (#2593320)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Rusty Dobro

She's nice, but she's no Kate Rusby. So few women are.


20 Mar 09 - 03:37 PM (#2593534)
Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Little Hawk

She's no Winona Ryder either, even though they did kiss one time on "Friends". ;-)