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BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest

31 Mar 09 - 07:25 PM (#2601740)
Subject: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Bee-dubya-ell

This is a hollerin' contest. If you don't know how t' holler, or don't know what hollerin' is, or think yore too damm good t' holler, then go away. This thread ain't fer you. Go talk politics.

I'll start:

HOOOO-EEEE-AHHHH-YIP!


31 Mar 09 - 07:27 PM (#2601741)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Mrrzy

((((((((((((((((((((((((Primal Scream)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))*

*Those aren't hugs, they are sound waves!


31 Mar 09 - 07:29 PM (#2601743)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: gnu

I don't need to prove anything. I could holler since I was a wee lad. From miles away.


31 Mar 09 - 07:35 PM (#2601748)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Janie

I'll be back as soon as I figure out the html to properly express myself;>)


31 Mar 09 - 07:46 PM (#2601755)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Alice

yipes!
ahem...
The only holler I know,
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLY OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLY OOOOXEN FREEEeeeee


31 Mar 09 - 08:25 PM (#2601770)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Amos

P I I I I I I I I I I I I G         OOOOOOEY OOOOOOOOEY   OOOOOOOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


31 Mar 09 - 09:42 PM (#2601803)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Rapparee

SOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-PIGPIGPIGPIG-SOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


31 Mar 09 - 09:43 PM (#2601805)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Alice

by the way,
What's a "Mucat"?


31 Mar 09 - 10:35 PM (#2601822)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Bee-dubya-ell

"Mucat" is how "Mudcat" is pronounced when hollered. Real hollerers avoid the letter "D" except when hollerin' the word "dawg" as in:

COME ON HEAH DAWG!!!!


01 Apr 09 - 12:46 AM (#2601880)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Liz the Squeak

This is all far too colonial for me.


'I say chaps, would you mind awfully, sort of, rather hurrying up a tad, don't you know?'

LTS


01 Apr 09 - 12:47 AM (#2601881)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Liz the Squeak

Or there's:












Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... giddappp.   zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'


That's a sleepy holler.
































I'll get me nightshirt.

LTS


01 Apr 09 - 03:19 AM (#2601922)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Neil D

Rapaire wins.


01 Apr 09 - 11:42 PM (#2602775)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: topical tom

SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (pig holler)


02 Apr 09 - 12:03 AM (#2602781)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Janie

All about hollerin'

(Just holdin' my place while I keep tryin' to figger out the html....it might be awhile.)


02 Apr 09 - 08:53 AM (#2603025)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Naemanson

So, could you hear it all the way from Guam?


02 Apr 09 - 08:56 AM (#2603029)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: jacqui.c

KENDALL! CELLAR!!!!!


02 Apr 09 - 09:10 AM (#2603037)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Rapparee

Ah kin do better'n thet. I'll show y'all later on tiday.


02 Apr 09 - 09:43 AM (#2603070)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: MMario

I think Jacqui wins. It's quality, not quantity or valume that counts, in the long run.


02 Apr 09 - 10:43 AM (#2603121)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Amos

Well, Jacqui's got those dominatrix overtones, which penetrate thick cavities of bone and have been known to devitrify windows at 100 yards.

A


02 Apr 09 - 11:50 AM (#2603171)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: jacqui.c

Thank you Sweeties. I love you both.


02 Apr 09 - 12:05 PM (#2603183)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Amos

Well, that's reciprocal, as the mathematician said to the geometry teacher.


A


02 Apr 09 - 12:30 PM (#2603194)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: MMario

Giving credit where credit is due.


03 Apr 09 - 12:57 AM (#2603688)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: GUEST,leeneia

This is a true story. I have a friend who grew up on a farm in southeast Kansas. Most of the other farmers would call in the cattle with slew of curse words, but her father never cursed. He called in the cattle with a long,low call that didn't seem to mean anything. Finally, she figured it out. He was hollering

Appro-o-o-o-o-o-ach please!

Now isn't that classy?


03 Apr 09 - 11:02 PM (#2604325)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Tangledwood

Very classy! Now when I see a carton labled "Pure Milk" I'll know whose cows it came from.

Listen out now for a downunder holler. Hope somebody is keeping a list of these - in the holler log.


COOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


04 Apr 09 - 07:56 AM (#2604447)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Janie

coaaaaah-hoooooooooooooup-bucbucbucbucbuc-aaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ip!


04 Apr 09 - 08:29 AM (#2604458)
Subject: RE: BS: The Official Mucat Hollerin' Contest
From: Bobert

Hwy, wait just a dog-gone minute here... Ordering the Capt'n to the cellar ain't got nuthin' to do with hollerin'... Hollerin' is a time honored art form of callin' in farm animals which ain't got nuthin' to do, to the best of my knowledge, with poor ol' Kendall... Now maybe some of you folks have a different story and if so, please post the photgraphs...

But nevermind the Capt'n and farm animals...

I don't do no html either but Janie seems to be ridin' in 1st place with the above holler... I woulda added a couple "coaaaaahs" at the end 'cause farm animals seem to like the repetitiveness in a holler...

Now back to the contest...

B~