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BS: My chair---and the new depression!

13 Apr 09 - 07:47 PM (#2610560)
Subject: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Art Thieme

An idea for where to put it all!

It works for me!

It's where my toxic ass sets!!

Art


13 Apr 09 - 08:06 PM (#2610572)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: michaelr

LOL


13 Apr 09 - 08:19 PM (#2610585)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Amos

You can take that one to the Bank, Art!!!

Or you can put it where your toxic ass sets!! LOL!!


A


13 Apr 09 - 09:03 PM (#2610609)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

It's officially spring here in Floribama. The arses are in bloom.


13 Apr 09 - 09:07 PM (#2610613)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Rapparee

Gummint's gonna buy it up. I dunno if you'll get a new one or what. Probably.


13 Apr 09 - 10:42 PM (#2610664)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: wysiwyg

My arse depresses MY chair, too. And leaves it depressed.

~S~


14 Apr 09 - 07:51 PM (#2611332)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Art Thieme

Are arses stored in an arsenal??
Art


14 Apr 09 - 09:23 PM (#2611372)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: SINSULL

No. They are incARSErated.


14 Apr 09 - 09:31 PM (#2611379)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Rapparee

Art, do you ever suffer from ARSE nick?


14 Apr 09 - 09:34 PM (#2611381)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Peace

Just be grateful yer arse is split north/south and not east/west. That way ya don't make a

pfffffffffffftttt/pffffffffffffttt/pffffffffffffffttt sound when you

slide down bannisters.


14 Apr 09 - 09:57 PM (#2611388)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Rapparee

Sliding down bannisters would certainly cause me to yell some things unfit to print. Sliding down a balustrade is bad enough, especially if it's poorly sanded. I've seen the results of that: piles of piles at the bottom.


14 Apr 09 - 11:28 PM (#2611426)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: frogprince

Repaire, I just looked up the online dictionary definitions of banister, bannister, baluster, and balustrade; I'm getting a feeling that we have a rare instance here in which the great Repaire has crossed up his definitions. Check it out.


15 Apr 09 - 12:35 AM (#2611445)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: Peace

Good lord.


15 Apr 09 - 02:05 PM (#2611830)
Subject: RE: BS: My chair---and the new depression!
From: GUEST,donuel

I am currently illustating Arte's assets.

sneak preview: I am using the Lincoln monument chair with a giant Greenspan sitting with his kness up to his chin

"what happened?" "Its the depression caused from where Wall Street's toxic ass sits."