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17 Apr 09 - 09:17 PM (#2613550)
Subject: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

Kitty knows how to dress for success.


17 Apr 09 - 09:22 PM (#2613554)
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From: Alice

Past employment history?

Yes, goes back nine lives.


17 Apr 09 - 09:26 PM (#2613557)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

Other special computer skills are handling the mouse.


17 Apr 09 - 10:14 PM (#2613574)
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From: Janie

Of course I'm a narcissist. I'm a cat.


18 Apr 09 - 01:48 AM (#2613641)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

Yes, a striped suit and white shirt.

Totally appropriate for business.


18 Apr 09 - 04:16 AM (#2613672)
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From: Peace

Is that a pen or a thermometer case beside the feline? The answer might explain the look on the cat's face . . . .


18 Apr 09 - 05:50 AM (#2613698)
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From: Georgiansilver

I have a Catalogue of skills!


18 Apr 09 - 10:38 AM (#2613796)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: topical tom

I believe that I would be purrrfect for the job. I'm all eyes and ears and there would be no long paws during the day, only the occasional cat nap.


18 Apr 09 - 01:06 PM (#2613910)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

I believe this job would be a great opurr tuna tea for me.


18 Apr 09 - 05:53 PM (#2614071)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

FILING clerk??

oh
Thought the ad said
feline clerk.


19 Apr 09 - 10:57 AM (#2614378)
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From: Genie

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting ...


19 Apr 09 - 11:17 AM (#2614383)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

Performance bonus?

Is that like... extra catnip?


19 Apr 09 - 11:26 AM (#2614387)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Alice

Quantified accomplishments...

well, over 1,000 LOLs and seasonally numerous gifts laid on doorstep,
all done on my own time.... I work nights.


19 Apr 09 - 12:16 PM (#2614425)
Subject: RE: BS: Job Interview .... caption
From: Ed T

"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad"
quote, Donald Trump


19 Apr 09 - 12:52 PM (#2614457)
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From: Alice

unusual job interview quotes

including...

"Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"


19 Apr 09 - 12:55 PM (#2614461)
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From: Alice

Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a cheeseburger in the interviewer's office.


19 Apr 09 - 01:51 PM (#2614489)
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From: Ed T

Seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyCxJa4kjsA


19 Apr 09 - 01:54 PM (#2614491)
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From: Alice

LOL

I ate his liver
with some fava beans
and a nice Chianti.