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BS: Pigs might fly ...

26 Apr 09 - 05:07 PM (#2619247)
Subject: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: Lox

So - Martin McGuiness shook Ian Paisleys hand,

A Black man became president of America,

... so is it really a surprise ...





... that swine flu ....


26 Apr 09 - 05:43 PM (#2619263)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: Charley Noble

Lox-

You're certainly bringing home the bacon.

Charley Noble


26 Apr 09 - 09:57 PM (#2619265)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: frogprince

No; Lox is salmon.


27 Apr 09 - 07:55 AM (#2619476)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: GUEST,No Fear Of Flying

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Sincerely,


27 Apr 09 - 07:56 AM (#2619479)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: Mrrzy

Who documented that last one? No wonder men are pigs, I guess, or wish they were!


27 Apr 09 - 11:44 AM (#2619645)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: GREEN WELLIES

Guest,no fear of flying

How do you know   ?????????????????????????????


27 Apr 09 - 05:14 PM (#2619938)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: the lemonade lady

Well if they fly across the pond, can you make sure they are inoculated first?

Sal


27 Apr 09 - 08:42 PM (#2620084)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: open mike

wikipedia page on flying pigs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_pig

a race in ohio--http://www.flyingpigmarathon.com/

more info about the history of pigs in
cincinnatti ohio http://www.mpna.com/fpqrp/pighist.html

a story about a stolen flying pig statue..
http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/06/11/loc_purloined_porker.html


27 Apr 09 - 09:26 PM (#2620107)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: Riginslinger

Piglette will be up in arms about this!


28 Apr 09 - 10:09 AM (#2620458)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: Charley Noble

"Don't stand underneath as they fly by!"

Charley Noble


28 Apr 09 - 11:25 AM (#2620503)
Subject: RE: BS: Pigs might fly ...
From: Mrrzy

Great Tom Lehrer quote, Charley N!