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BS: to propose a toast

15 May 09 - 05:14 PM (#2632837)
Subject: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

Now that I'm off the pain killers I'd like to propose a toast.
To:

Scotland for distilling the fine whiskey they are so famous for.
To: Glen Morangie which is what I'm drinking right now
To: Morticia who introduced me to this nectar of the Gods
To: Ranger 1 who gave me this gift for my 75th birthday
And to Giok who took me to the Glen Morangie distillery, an unforgettable experience.

And, to my daughters who gave me a bottle of Glen Fiddich which I shall tackle as soon as the Glen Morangie is gone.

Last, but not least, to all my dear friends at the mudcat who wished me a happy birthday.


15 May 09 - 05:21 PM (#2632839)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Right back atcha lad!


15 May 09 - 05:23 PM (#2632843)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

i CAN PASSIVELY RESIST ANY MAN IN TH E H OUSE


15 May 09 - 05:49 PM (#2632860)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

And, after a few more, all the ladies too.


15 May 09 - 05:56 PM (#2632866)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: catspaw49

I too would like to propose a TOAST


I seem to be on a Heywood Banks kick..............sorry........

Spaw


15 May 09 - 05:58 PM (#2632868)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ClaireBear

I'm considering crawling right through the Internet to get there and raise a glass with you, Kendall. Whatever you do, don't put on the leather coat, or the whole of the Secret Kendall Admiration League may turn up. Just try passively resisting that!

C


15 May 09 - 05:59 PM (#2632870)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: GUEST,eric the viking

If you've developed a liking for the water of life..try Highland park when you get the chance.Slante.


15 May 09 - 06:04 PM (#2632873)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: SINSULL

We had 30 year old Highland Park courtesy of Micca.

Happy Birthday, Captain. Good to see you back on the bottle.
SINS


15 May 09 - 06:06 PM (#2632875)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve

I'll raise a glass in your honor, Kendall. To your good health!

maeve


15 May 09 - 06:12 PM (#2632881)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

What is it with the leather that gets the lasses into a lather?


15 May 09 - 06:20 PM (#2632885)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ClaireBear

It's not the leather, it's Kendall in the leather.


15 May 09 - 06:24 PM (#2632890)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Kendall in the leather makes youse lathering letchers?


15 May 09 - 06:38 PM (#2632900)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Not that any women letch... letchering is left for men, of coarse of course.


15 May 09 - 06:46 PM (#2632909)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ClaireBear

We neither lather nor letch. We glow and faunch.


15 May 09 - 07:07 PM (#2632924)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: catspaw49

Are you sure its the coat that's soft and flaccid?

Spaw


15 May 09 - 07:07 PM (#2632925)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

I Said any MAN in the house.""

I am not programed to resist women.


15 May 09 - 07:10 PM (#2632928)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Leadfingers

I'll Propose a Toast !!






















































Burnt Bread !

Enjoy Cap'n !


15 May 09 - 07:32 PM (#2632940)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Jeri

I am not programed to resist women.
I sense a re-boot in your future. Hopefully without the stiletto heels as they might get stuck in your pancreas or something.


15 May 09 - 07:35 PM (#2632942)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve

Kendall is the reason
For all the fondest teasin'.
Not frothing or lather;
Or fancy palaver
Regarding the coat
Or the charm of the man;
Kendall is the blue-eyed reason
And Jacqui's is the love he's in.

maeve


15 May 09 - 07:39 PM (#2632944)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: SINSULL

You left out the dimples, Maeve. Add a verse with the dimples.


15 May 09 - 07:48 PM (#2632948)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve - PM
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:35 PM

Kendall is the reason
For all the fondest teasin'.
Not frothing or lather;
Or fancy palaver
Regarding the coat
Or the charm of the man.
Those dimples don't falter
On the way to the alter.
Kendall is the blue-eyed reason
And Jacqui's is the love he's in.

***********************

Dimples, as requested.


maeve


15 May 09 - 08:26 PM (#2632965)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ranger1

Bravo, Maeve!

It's Kendall in the leather coat with the black hat. Ooh la la!


15 May 09 - 08:52 PM (#2632975)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

You people are raising hell with my reputation as an old salt!


15 May 09 - 11:49 PM (#2633047)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I don't care much for toast, myself. How about proposing a waffle?


16 May 09 - 01:33 AM (#2633071)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Raises glass...: To a quick plague and a bloody war!


16 May 09 - 04:23 AM (#2633142)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Morticia

His whisky from Scotland and his woman from England, damn this guy has taste! Happy Birthday my friend.


16 May 09 - 06:21 AM (#2633192)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Dave the Gnome

If you like Glen Morangie try the other 'finishes' that they are doing now. The port barrel finish is wonderful but my faviurite must be the madeira (sp?)

As to the toast -

Here's to us; wha's like us.
There's nae many. They're aw' deed.

DeG


16 May 09 - 10:07 AM (#2633279)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

It says on the label "Port Cask". It is delicious on the rocks.
No diet Pepsi for this brew!


16 May 09 - 12:11 PM (#2633346)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Leadfingers

On The Rocks ?? For Shame Cap'n ! A decent Malt should NOT be iced !

You'll be putting ice in Cognac next !


16 May 09 - 12:25 PM (#2633355)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

I hear burnt toast is good for what rails ya the morning after.


16 May 09 - 12:33 PM (#2633365)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

So, I'm a peasant! I like my drinks COLD.


16 May 09 - 01:03 PM (#2633385)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Leadfingers

Next time you are over here Cap'n i will get some CHEAP whisky in just for you ! Then you can add Coke , or whatever !! LOL !


16 May 09 - 02:47 PM (#2633459)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Nahhhh, ya don't need the cloves! (Dunno if that was said by Liam Clancy on "Hearty and Hellish"???)

Nothing wrong with ice if it's made from good Maine water... one of the wettest waters in the world, mind eh!


17 May 09 - 05:10 AM (#2633726)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Micca

gnu, have you tried the new dehydrated water especially for camping,It is light easy to carry and compact, takes up no space at all hardly and you just add water to reconstitute it!
kendall, I've always been impressed with your taste in lots of things! Scotch, women, friends, music, stories
so I'll give you a toast (that might almost have been from a Mainer)
" Heres to the happiest days of my life
spent in the arms of another mans wife











My Mother"


17 May 09 - 07:37 AM (#2633789)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

Even the tour guide at the Glen Morangie distillery suggested a bit of water to bring out the taste, and furthermore, I don't let the ice melt more than just enough to chill it.
Sometimes I just drink it neat.

Anyone who prefers warm beer is suspect! After all, it gets warm on the way through your system.That's why urine and beer look alike; it doesn't have to stop to change color.


17 May 09 - 08:29 AM (#2633808)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: jacqui.c

Anyone who prefers warm beer is suspect!

That includes your wife! It is impossible to appreciate the taste of a good English bitter when it's been cooled to the consistency of a popsicle. Mind you, having tasted what generally passes for beer over here, I can see why it needs to be frozen. Might as well just pour it straight down the pan.


17 May 09 - 12:23 PM (#2633929)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

You know what they say about opinions.

By the by, I don't drink American beer.


17 May 09 - 12:42 PM (#2633937)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Neither do I... I drink Canuck Bud, bud.


17 May 09 - 01:38 PM (#2633973)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Ohmygoodness! I am having Partridgeberry jam from Labrador on toast. And COLD skim milk. If I had a slab of Cracker Barrel old cheddar cheese... well, I couldn't stand it! Some shockin good, me zon!


17 May 09 - 03:50 PM (#2634084)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: VirginiaTam

Yo! Somebody gotta get Kendall some 16 year old Lagavulin, on his 90th birthday. Really special according to TheSilentOne's dad. Our present to him recently on his 90th.

There ya go Kendall. Nice peaty smoky incentive in a glass.

Happy birthday.


17 May 09 - 04:51 PM (#2634132)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: jacqui.c

No good VT - he doesn't like the peaty stuff, and he has tried it.


17 May 09 - 04:58 PM (#2634141)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu

Anything boggy minds me a flies.


17 May 09 - 05:11 PM (#2634153)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall

When I'm 90 my taste buds will be so worn out I'll drink anything. (Except Budweiser)


17 May 09 - 09:05 PM (#2634322)
Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Joe_F

No bar too far to drink to you.