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16 May 09 - 05:57 PM (#2633563) Subject: BS: Bobert's Horse Scractched from Preakness From: Bobert Sheet fire... Yup, my ol' mare, Moonshine Minnie, failed her drug test and has been scratched from the Preakness... Bummer... ...not too sure where the ol' gal could have come in contact with THC but stranger things have occured... Maybe next year??? Danged, she was looking purdy good... B~ |
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16 May 09 - 10:05 PM (#2633631) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scractched from Preakness From: Rapparee Bobert, you gotta talk to the P-Vine if your horse is "looking purdy good." |
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17 May 09 - 12:33 AM (#2633658) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: katlaughing Just as well...she woulda been a bad influence on the others...the floozie! |
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17 May 09 - 02:15 AM (#2633670) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Barry Finn "not too sure where the ol' gal could have come in contact with THC but stranger things have occured" Have you been toking in the horse barn? Barry |
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17 May 09 - 08:22 AM (#2633805) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: GUEST,leeneia bobert, you silly. The report says that the horse has been getting TLC, not THC. Is there still a chance at the Preakness? |
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17 May 09 - 09:26 AM (#2633838) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Bobert Too late now, leeneia... Maybe the Belmont Stakes... B~ |
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17 May 09 - 09:58 AM (#2633859) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Bill D I heard of a horse once named "Harass", whose owner decided not to run it. The broadcaster reminded fans to scratch Harass. |
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17 May 09 - 01:32 PM (#2633968) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: gnu Moonshine and THC? That would be a DWI... drinking while impaired. |
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17 May 09 - 04:25 PM (#2634118) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Richard Bridge Why run when you can fly? |
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17 May 09 - 05:08 PM (#2634147) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Bobert Exactly, Richard... |
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17 May 09 - 05:31 PM (#2634171) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Rapparee I still think ol' Bobert should get some counseling or something. |
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17 May 09 - 05:40 PM (#2634185) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Bobert I'll take the somethin', thank you... Hey, you ain't had no bong hit with yer cat or dog, Rap??? I mean, it's a bondin' thang... But now I ain't gonna say one way 'er another if Moonshine Minnie toked or if she did whether or not she inhaled... B~ |
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17 May 09 - 06:17 PM (#2634208) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: open mike better anything than to make belmont steak out of her but if you do--use lots or beau monde spice |
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17 May 09 - 08:19 PM (#2634285) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Bobert Hey, o.p.... I ain't eatin' nuthin' that I gotten high with... Right there on page 1 of Bobert's Bible... B~ |
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17 May 09 - 09:47 PM (#2634353) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Rapparee That's true. It's right there on the first page, along with the title, the author, the publisher and the author's autograph. Bobert's either got Friends In High Places or someone sold him deal. |
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17 May 09 - 10:20 PM (#2634372) Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness From: Richard Bridge The reason of course is GM crops - the genes that create THC in Bobert's crop are getting locked into the GM grain that gets into horsefeed, and also from there into the grasses (the sort that horses eat, not the sort that Bobert - ah - consumes... |