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BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness

16 May 09 - 05:57 PM (#2633563)
Subject: BS: Bobert's Horse Scractched from Preakness
From: Bobert

Sheet fire...

Yup, my ol' mare, Moonshine Minnie, failed her drug test and has been scratched from the Preakness...

Bummer...

...not too sure where the ol' gal could have come in contact with THC but stranger things have occured...

Maybe next year???

Danged, she was looking purdy good...

B~


16 May 09 - 10:05 PM (#2633631)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scractched from Preakness
From: Rapparee

Bobert, you gotta talk to the P-Vine if your horse is "looking purdy good."


17 May 09 - 12:33 AM (#2633658)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: katlaughing

Just as well...she woulda been a bad influence on the others...the floozie!


17 May 09 - 02:15 AM (#2633670)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Barry Finn

"not too sure where the ol' gal could have come in contact with THC but stranger things have occured"

Have you been toking in the horse barn?

Barry


17 May 09 - 08:22 AM (#2633805)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: GUEST,leeneia

bobert, you silly. The report says that the horse has been getting TLC, not THC.

Is there still a chance at the Preakness?


17 May 09 - 09:26 AM (#2633838)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert

Too late now, leeneia... Maybe the Belmont Stakes...

B~


17 May 09 - 09:58 AM (#2633859)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bill D

I heard of a horse once named "Harass", whose owner decided not to run it. The broadcaster reminded fans to scratch Harass.


17 May 09 - 01:32 PM (#2633968)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: gnu

Moonshine and THC? That would be a DWI... drinking while impaired.


17 May 09 - 04:25 PM (#2634118)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Richard Bridge

Why run when you can fly?


17 May 09 - 05:08 PM (#2634147)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert

Exactly, Richard...


17 May 09 - 05:31 PM (#2634171)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Rapparee

I still think ol' Bobert should get some counseling or something.


17 May 09 - 05:40 PM (#2634185)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert

I'll take the somethin', thank you...

Hey, you ain't had no bong hit with yer cat or dog, Rap??? I mean, it's a bondin' thang...

But now I ain't gonna say one way 'er another if Moonshine Minnie toked or if she did whether or not she inhaled...

B~


17 May 09 - 06:17 PM (#2634208)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: open mike

better anything than to make belmont steak out of her
but if you do--use lots or beau monde spice


17 May 09 - 08:19 PM (#2634285)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert

Hey, o.p....

I ain't eatin' nuthin' that I gotten high with... Right there on page 1 of Bobert's Bible...

B~


17 May 09 - 09:47 PM (#2634353)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Rapparee

That's true. It's right there on the first page, along with the title, the author, the publisher and the author's autograph.

Bobert's either got Friends In High Places or someone sold him deal.


17 May 09 - 10:20 PM (#2634372)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Richard Bridge

The reason of course is GM crops - the genes that create THC in Bobert's crop are getting locked into the GM grain that gets into horsefeed, and also from there into the grasses (the sort that horses eat, not the sort that Bobert - ah - consumes...