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03 Jun 09 - 09:20 PM (#2647854) Subject: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: John on the Sunset Coast Or having too much time on one's hands..... Mary, Mary antiquary How can you look so well? With botox shots, and rouge from pots, And your eyesight shot to hell. JotSC Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep, They fled the pasture hasty. It's quite well known they won't come home. They'll never be mutton tasty. JotSC |
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04 Jun 09 - 07:29 AM (#2648056) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: Nigel Parsons Little boy blue, now where have you gorn. You're not in the barley, you're not in the corn. You're not in the barn & you're not in the dairy. Are you under the haystack with Mary Mary? |
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04 Jun 09 - 09:00 PM (#2648681) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: Joe_F Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells And other female symbols. Jack be quick, Jack be nimble, Jack jump over the phallic symbol. |
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05 Jun 09 - 11:53 AM (#2649128) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: GUEST,Neil D Little Miss Muffet Told the spider to stuff it She said get outta my way Then she stepped on that spider When it sat down beside her Saying there bitch, have a nice day. |
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05 Jun 09 - 12:13 PM (#2649148) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: Bill D Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle.... ooops!!! Jacqueline be nimble.... ------------ Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells --And one damn Petunia! -------------------------------- |
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05 Jun 09 - 01:05 PM (#2649193) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: jeffp Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candlestick. Jack jumped high, The flame was higher Oh my God! Great Balls of Fire!! |
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05 Jun 09 - 03:59 PM (#2649325) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: gnu Check out George Carlin... from the LP "Toledo Window Box". |
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05 Jun 09 - 04:03 PM (#2649331) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: gnu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7XKAJMEYb8 For the lazy. |
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05 Jun 09 - 04:21 PM (#2649351) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: gnu Hmmmm... made me think of Carlin... now, my Friday night will be semi-wasted on YT listening to George. But, what a way to get wasted. |
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06 Jun 09 - 09:03 AM (#2649856) Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes From: Tug the Cox Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner Eating his Christmas pie he stuck in his thumb, but instead of a plum he squirted the juice in his eye. Mary had a little lamb she also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb, but I've never..... Why do all nursery rhymes fit to the tune of ''''I love to go a wandering, fallaree etc. |