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BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes

03 Jun 09 - 09:20 PM (#2647854)
Subject: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: John on the Sunset Coast

Or having too much time on one's hands.....

Mary, Mary antiquary
How can you look so well?
With botox shots, and rouge from pots,
And your eyesight shot to hell.
                      JotSC


Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,
They fled the pasture hasty.
It's quite well known they won't come home.
They'll never be mutton tasty.
                      JotSC


04 Jun 09 - 07:29 AM (#2648056)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Nigel Parsons

Little boy blue, now where have you gorn.
You're not in the barley, you're not in the corn.
You're not in the barn & you're not in the dairy.
Are you under the haystack with Mary Mary?


04 Jun 09 - 09:00 PM (#2648681)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Joe_F

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And other female symbols.

Jack be quick, Jack be nimble,
Jack jump over the phallic symbol.


05 Jun 09 - 11:53 AM (#2649128)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: GUEST,Neil D

Little Miss Muffet
Told the spider to stuff it
She said get outta my way
Then she stepped on that spider
When it sat down beside her
Saying there bitch, have a nice day.


05 Jun 09 - 12:13 PM (#2649148)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Bill D

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jump over the candle....

ooops!!!

Jacqueline be nimble....

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Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
--And one damn Petunia!

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05 Jun 09 - 01:05 PM (#2649193)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: jeffp

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Jack jumped high,
The flame was higher
Oh my God! Great Balls of Fire!!


05 Jun 09 - 03:59 PM (#2649325)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: gnu

Check out George Carlin... from the LP "Toledo Window Box".


05 Jun 09 - 04:03 PM (#2649331)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: gnu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7XKAJMEYb8

For the lazy.


05 Jun 09 - 04:21 PM (#2649351)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: gnu

Hmmmm... made me think of Carlin... now, my Friday night will be semi-wasted on YT listening to George. But, what a way to get wasted.


06 Jun 09 - 09:03 AM (#2649856)
Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Tug the Cox

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie
he stuck in his thumb,
but instead of a plum
he squirted the juice in his eye.

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb,
but I've never.....

Why do all nursery rhymes fit to the tune of ''''I love to go a wandering, fallaree etc.