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17 Jun 09 - 05:28 AM (#2658380) Subject: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas) From: Bryn Pugh To the tune of 12 days of Xmas : In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP A flat screeen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasam TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Ten men re-wiring Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirt movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Eleven mortgage payments Ten men re-wiring Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Twelve shithouse seats Eleven mortgage payments Ten men re-wiring Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV. (All contributions gratefully received, c/o Speaker's House.) |
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17 Jun 09 - 05:58 AM (#2658395) Subject: RE: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas) From: Sandra in Sydney good one! but surely not BS - it's a song! |
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18 Jun 09 - 02:58 AM (#2659173) Subject: RE: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas) From: alanabit I liked it a lot too! |
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18 Jun 09 - 03:25 PM (#2659607) Subject: RE: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas) From: PoppaGator Is there a backstory regarding "four bath plugs"? I understood the other eleven items easily enough, but this one seems so off-the-wall that I'm figuring there must be some actual news story behind it. ~ A Confused Yank |
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18 Jun 09 - 03:38 PM (#2659621) Subject: RE: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas) From: Sorcha And why is it in BS? It's wonderful! |