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BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...

17 Jun 09 - 08:41 PM (#2659011)
Subject: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, well, well...

Seems that Sawzall has resurfaced from where ever (drug treatment is my guess) and like most smokers who have quit recently is in a preachin' mood...

Fine...

But, here's the rub... Sawz seems to think that folks who opposed the Iraq1 war opposed it becuase they were users of cannibus???

Yeah, I don't understand that logic but I don't understand how TV works either... But I didn't undertand how TV works long before the evil weed and I were introduced... So, I'm fuguring that my reasons for opposing the Iraq War are not actually cannibus induced but logical...

How about ya'll... Has cannibus tempted you to stick yer hands in the fire, 'er run yer cars off cliffs, 'er smash yer private parts with ballpeen hammers???

Now I know this won't amount to a scientific study but it oughtta at the vey least get me off the hook on opposing the dumbasss Iarq War...

Stoner Bobert


17 Jun 09 - 08:52 PM (#2659018)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Rapparee

No, but it HAS tempted me to stick YOUR hands in the fire, run YOUR car off a cliff, and smash YOU private parts with a ball peen hammer. You don't think I'd hurt MYSELF, do you?    8-)


17 Jun 09 - 08:53 PM (#2659019)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Whozis Sawsall? Should we pay attention to him?


17 Jun 09 - 08:56 PM (#2659021)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Rapparee

You gotta be stoned to understand him, man.


17 Jun 09 - 09:51 PM (#2659057)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Smokin Bus.


17 Jun 09 - 09:52 PM (#2659059)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

I have never smoked MJ and I never will . . . . So, like, where's the bus?


17 Jun 09 - 09:56 PM (#2659062)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Beer

That was great Gnu.
Beer (adrien)


17 Jun 09 - 10:20 PM (#2659074)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Eve Goldberg

Wow, gnu, that took me back. I love the Shuffle Demons!


17 Jun 09 - 10:24 PM (#2659076)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Yeahhhhh... takes me back a ways too. Good times.


17 Jun 09 - 10:27 PM (#2659078)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

And Moxy Fruvous always entertained too.


17 Jun 09 - 10:28 PM (#2659080)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

A lot of folks who supported the Iraq war drank cheap American beer, but that doesn't mean the cheap American beer made them support it.


17 Jun 09 - 10:32 PM (#2659082)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Bobert.... I guess my point is.... fuck no. It's just plain stunned as me arse for anyone to say that. Any human with an IQ knows you speak the truth.


17 Jun 09 - 11:19 PM (#2659097)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Eve Goldberg

Hey gnu,

Your link made me look up a whole bunch of Shuffle Demons on YouTube. Cool!


17 Jun 09 - 11:24 PM (#2659101)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

Mike Murley (formerly of the Shuffle Demons) is one of the finest tenor players in Canada.

biLL


18 Jun 09 - 01:30 AM (#2659135)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

". . . drank cheap American beer, but that doesn't mean the cheap American beer made them support it."

Made me pee lots.


18 Jun 09 - 09:09 AM (#2659336)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Sawzaw

Hey Bobert support group researchers:

Has your logic ever been compromised by smoking weed?


18 Jun 09 - 12:22 PM (#2659442)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Not that I recall.


18 Jun 09 - 01:24 PM (#2659493)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The degree to which someone's logic may be compromised by smoking weed pales to nothing in comparison with the degree to which it may be compromised by unthinking knee-jerk patriotism.


18 Jun 09 - 02:51 PM (#2659571)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: PoppaGator

Bobert:

I'm game ~ where can I catch the bus?


18 Jun 09 - 04:26 PM (#2659658)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

At the "high" school down the street, P-Gator...

Actually, when it comes to logic, exactly where is the logic in the Iraq War??? Bush picked a bad time for the country to get off drugs because the Iraq War is the most illogical event in the last century...

B~


19 Jun 09 - 02:00 PM (#2660344)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Mrrzy

Man, it's getting difficult here to find any! It's been WEEKS and no end in sight... reminds me of the drought of 86!


19 Jun 09 - 06:44 PM (#2660534)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Check out the "High" schoolers... Thay always have the good stuff...


19 Jun 09 - 07:27 PM (#2660565)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

Damned fool ... the high schoolers have the worst. The Bikers make sure the High schoolers get the low grade shit since they always have loose change to spend and they'll buy anything ... get cozy with your local politicians and work up from there ... the higher up the politikal chain, the better the shit ... I hear the Republicans have the best, since they demand higher payoffs.

biLL


19 Jun 09 - 07:31 PM (#2660567)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Thanks, biLL...


19 Jun 09 - 07:34 PM (#2660569)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

It's ok ... just want ya to know where ya can get the best shit ... the first bus to Washington :)

biLL


19 Jun 09 - 08:01 PM (#2660585)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

But, sIx... Hatfield has beed dead and buried for years! Maybe Beth has some good shit to tap? Hahahahaa.

Not just a Canuck joke... a New Brunswick joke. Sorry ye ferinners.


19 Jun 09 - 08:05 PM (#2660588)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

HOLY... er, ah, ROYAL shit man... I found it!


19 Jun 09 - 08:09 PM (#2660591)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

"...a small amount of the drug was found in his suitcase.."

Hahahahahaaa!!! Heheheheheeee.... and no mention of... you know... not that there is anything wrong with that... after the age of majority eh?


19 Jun 09 - 08:12 PM (#2660594)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Hey.... I would vote for the guy today... he made trout fishing free without a license for New Brunswickers. Now, there's a good old boy!


19 Jun 09 - 08:14 PM (#2660596)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

"after the age of majority eh"

yer bad gnu

But Hey ... then again he probably got his shit from some high school kids.

biLL


19 Jun 09 - 08:24 PM (#2660602)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

He's certainly was better than that idiot premier we have now ... shawn graham ... I think shawn lit up and smoked a bus !!


19 Jun 09 - 11:28 PM (#2660666)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

got to check this out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAX6yi60OPY

thats how i sound every night how about you lot?

ah, i hear you say this explains alot!!

i would have thought the best way to aviod a drought(?), would be to buddy up with a freindly copthey have access to everything

take care and mind the munchies

jade x x


20 Jun 09 - 09:24 AM (#2660841)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Sawzaw

Maybe there's such a thing as "Reefer Madness" after all.

We always thought that it was just a propaganda movie from the 1930s. But an analysis in this week's Lancet of previously published studies found that marijuana smokers were 40% more likely than non-smokers to develop psychotic symptoms, even when they weren't high. And the risk increased with the frequency that users toked up.

A commentary published along with the article estimates that, if the findings are correct, roughly 800 cases of schizophrenia in the U.K. could be prevented each year, if no one smoked marijuana.

The analysis reviews dozens of studies that looked at the rate of mental health problems among marijuana smokers. (The study, along with the editorial and a commentary, are here, on the Web site of the British newspaper the Guardian.)

As the researchers themselves note, a major problem with the data is the possibility that people who are more likely to develop psychotic symptoms in the first place are also more likely to smoke marijuana. The studies parsed in the analysis went to different lengths to address this problem. Several excluded patients who showed psychotic symptoms at the outset.

The results of the analysis were enough to convince the authors that the risk is real, however. And, perhaps more significantly, the findings also persuaded the editors of the Lancet, which is among the world's most influential medical journals, to reverse course on the effects of marijuana. In an commentary accompanying the study, the editors write:

      In 1995, we began a Lancet editorial with the since much-quoted words: "The smoking of cannabis, even long term, is not harmful to health." Research published since 1995, including [the] systematic review in this issue, leads us now to conclude that cannabis use could increase the risk of psychotic illness. … governments would do well to invest in sustained and effective education campaigns on the risks to health of taking cannabis.


20 Jun 09 - 09:29 AM (#2660845)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

But it's perfectly okay for Bubba to drink a 12 pack of beer every night??? Hmmmmmmm???

(But, Bobert, aren't you generalizing quite a bit there???)

Well, no I'm not... Anyone want the evidence then pull up a seat in front of Valley Exxon in Stanley, Va. and observe what happens starting right around 3:00 in the afternoon and ending right around 5:30... Do that fir one week and you'll get a real Bubba education...

B~


20 Jun 09 - 11:31 AM (#2660905)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

wouldn't the seriousness of the illness depend on what type you smoke and how strong it is?
so someone who smokes skunk is more likely then me who smokes hash to become ill? and wouldn't it depend on how much was smoked over time, i smoke alot but make them rather weak, so i can still function really, not for any health reasons.

take care all, hide it well!!

jade x x


20 Jun 09 - 11:49 AM (#2660924)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Been a long, long, lonnng time since I was on the bus. But, as far as

"Lancet ... found smokers were 40% more likely than non-smokers to develop psychotic symptoms... And the risk increased with the frequency that users toked up."

leading to

"... estimates that roughly 800 cases of schizophrenia in the U.K. could be prevented each year, if no one smoked..."

Ahhhh, say what? It could be an indication that persons with addictive personality disorders are more prone to freaking out when people say shit that don't make sense, ie, it's illogical.

And, I see it's my stop. I gotta get a transfer to another bus.


20 Jun 09 - 12:06 PM (#2660932)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

whew jeddy and gnu.

Think I'll take the subway.

Hey, can anyone spare me a token.


biLL :)


20 Jun 09 - 12:20 PM (#2660945)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Tolkien? Now, that guy was stoner with a bad hobbit.


20 Jun 09 - 12:22 PM (#2660947)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

And MC Escher... that dude was perpetually stoned. (My fav artist. Not just because he was an engineer.)


20 Jun 09 - 12:30 PM (#2660954)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

hey bill, they changed the tokens for tickets
years ago, you were just too high to remember!! you can buy them on board, have a good journey!!

jade x x


23 Jun 09 - 12:09 PM (#2662743)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Amos

Here, Bobez! there's work for you in Southern Cal:



Date: 2009-06-16, 1:14PM PDT


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    * Location: North County
    * Compensation: Contractual Basis
    * This is a contract job.
    * This is at a non-profit organization.
    * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    * Please, no phone calls about this job!
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23 Jun 09 - 12:22 PM (#2662755)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

where is my passport?


23 Jun 09 - 04:00 PM (#2662964)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Mrrzy

Well, my usual nephew has joined the Army so he's out of the loop... I am told maybe by the end of the week, on verra bien! And I'm afraid of the high schoolers that I don't know...


23 Jun 09 - 05:38 PM (#2663030)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Thanks, Amos...

I am kinda worried about driving cross country with 50 pounds of weed in the trunk just for one interview... Like what if I don't get the job???

B~


23 Jun 09 - 09:01 PM (#2663200)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

"Has your logic ever been compromised by smoking weed?"

My logic has never smoked weed.


23 Jun 09 - 09:07 PM (#2663203)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

So what do you conclude? Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!


23 Jun 09 - 09:08 PM (#2663204)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

That's from here, btw.


23 Jun 09 - 09:11 PM (#2663205)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Ahhhh, techincality, Brucie... Maybe yer logic ain't partaked but but if you partook then yer logic is all meesed up and you are now a crazed pinko commie... Ever think about that??? Screw logic... It ain't all that logical no matter how you look at it... It's a f'n mess... Logic!?!?!?!?... Ha... I wouldn't let logic carry my jock strap...

'Er somethin' like that...


24 Jun 09 - 07:42 PM (#2663925)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Bobert, I was a crazed pinko commie beFORE I ever heard of that weed stuff I have never smoked..


24 Jun 09 - 07:46 PM (#2663931)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

i have never smoked it either i just thought i would make me look sophisicated!!   well rather stupid actually as i get the automatic smile, boy does that hurt after a while or what???

take care all

jade x x


24 Jun 09 - 08:41 PM (#2663974)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Yeah right, Brucie, and Bill Clinton didn't inhale...

But nevermind Bill Clinton... Did ya' hear that the Canni-bus gets better milegae than a Toyota Prius???

I mean, that in itself is awsome... No, it's far out... No, it's dynomite... No, it's solid... No, it's....

Square business, ya hear???

B~


24 Jun 09 - 08:43 PM (#2663978)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

OK. I once inhaled, BUT, I didn't absorb.


25 Jun 09 - 06:45 PM (#2664782)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

From rewadin' alot of yer posts, Brucie, I'd say that not only did you absorb but yer prolly still at the absorbin'...

Just a guess...

B~


25 Jun 09 - 07:39 PM (#2664834)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

OK. So maybe--MAYBE--I did absorb, but THIS did NOT happen.


25 Jun 09 - 07:55 PM (#2664850)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

That dopeamine receptor looks like it went where it should't.

Actually... nevermind.


25 Jun 09 - 07:55 PM (#2664852)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Man, geeze oh pete, Brucie... If that's the kinda piccures yer lookin' at then don't Bogart that joint, pass it over to me... THC receptors (dopomines) and all...

Cowabunga!!!

B~


25 Jun 09 - 08:01 PM (#2664857)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Not like dope-a-your's, Bobert?


25 Jun 09 - 08:07 PM (#2664863)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Glad you clarified that, nu-zer... I mean, I don't want my dopomine mixin' with nobody elses... I like mine un-diluted and straight up, thank you...


25 Jun 09 - 08:07 PM (#2664864)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

OK. Let's start here . . . . Look at the two little red ones. Them's the ones what does it. Thus the name Panama Red from back in the 1960s. The grey ones resulted in Manhattan Silver (and also the Lone Ranger's horse), and the green ones started a political party in parts of Europe, the USA and Canada--that I know of.


25 Jun 09 - 08:10 PM (#2664868)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

This will make everything absolutely clear.


25 Jun 09 - 08:10 PM (#2664869)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

I thought that was Mexican Red Hair


25 Jun 09 - 08:11 PM (#2664871)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Hey, man... you got any pics of that stuff that tied to stick, man?


25 Jun 09 - 08:16 PM (#2664875)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

GREAT restaurant, gnu.


25 Jun 09 - 08:17 PM (#2664877)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

...that's tied...

Gee, if it wasn't for typos, I would only have to post half as much.


25 Jun 09 - 08:21 PM (#2664882)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Yeah, but this guy smoked too much of that shit and look what happened to him.


25 Jun 09 - 09:03 PM (#2664910)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

That one don't work, Brucie...


25 Jun 09 - 09:07 PM (#2664913)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

OK. Same thing happened to THIS guy.


25 Jun 09 - 09:16 PM (#2664917)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

did those science picture start moving??? those lines jiggled round and made no sense at all   LOL. bruce mate you don't half look at some weird sites!!    does this mean if i carry on smoking eventually i will be able to widdle standing up?    can't wait!!

jade x x


26 Jun 09 - 07:13 AM (#2665144)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

finally what? i am confused.. again!! lol


26 Jun 09 - 08:16 AM (#2665176)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Nice plane, eh, Brucie???


05 Jul 09 - 09:35 AM (#2671985)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Sawzaw

Browns receiver Donte Stallworth had marijuana in his system when he struck and killed 59-year-old Mario Reyes in March, his attorney, David Cornwell, acknowledged on Tuesday.

Cornwell's statement confirmed a story in the Miami Herald on Tuesday, based on anonymous sources, that Stallworth tested positive for marijuana.

"Evidence leaked or released over the coming days and weeks will reflect exculpatory statements and acts by Donte', the presence of marijuana in his blood, and it will highlight the critical issue of causation," Cornwell said.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/thehuddle/2009/07/attorney-donte-stallworth-had-marijuana-in-system-at-time-of-accident.html


05 Jul 09 - 09:37 AM (#2671989)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Sawzaw

Calif. regulators warn of pot's cancer capability

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — It might take Californians a puff or two to get their heads around an apparent contradiction recently enshrined in state law. The same marijuana smoke that doctors can recommend to ease cancer patients' suffering must soon come with a warning saying it causes the disease.

State environmental regulators last month voted to place marijuana smoke on its list of hundreds of substances known to cause cancer. The decision could lead to warning signs in medical marijuana dispensaries and labels on packaged pot within a year.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j_9Yi_69_ZzxDiVMzUNOc1SoUfLgD997HSU80


05 Jul 09 - 11:12 AM (#2672025)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

if we took notice of everything that was suppoesed to cause cancer, we would never go anywhere or eat anything. to me life is worth living not worrying over every scandal, that is a sure way to an eary grave.

have fun and take care

jade x x x


05 Jul 09 - 04:08 PM (#2672210)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Stallworth? What about the tests on Mario?

How they determine Stallworth had MJ in his system? Did they make him shit in a baggy? And did they do the same for his Labrador? Requiring minds want to know.


06 Jul 09 - 02:23 PM (#2673072)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Yes, MJ is not good for people. That's a fact. However, neither is most of the air we breathe, food we eat or liquids we drink. I think MJ should be illegal for anyone who has not reached the age of 61.


06 Jul 09 - 02:33 PM (#2673084)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: PoppaGator

It take it, Bruce, that you're 61 (like me!)...


06 Jul 09 - 05:32 PM (#2673239)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Well, uh, maybe . . . .


06 Jul 09 - 08:21 PM (#2673415)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

See, Sawz is right!!! Brucie smoked the evil weed and now can't remember how old he is??? Say it ain't so... Yeah, the evil weed is indeed evil, right??? Makes people crash their cars... Gives 'um cancer... Makes 'um write bad checks and beat their spouses...

(Ahhhhh, no, Boberdz... Ain't the weed but alcohol and that is perfectly legal, ain't it???)

Well, yeah, it is... I mean, we need to bring back the 18th ammendment for about a month... That would be all it would take... I mean, Billy Bob goin' into the Sweet Springs Store and the beer cooler empty???

Yeah, one month of the 18th ammendment and Billy Bob and 90% of the rest of the country would understand what potheads have been sayin' for the last 40 years...

B~


07 Jul 09 - 02:01 AM (#2673569)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

It's the math that screws me up, NOT the weed.


07 Jul 09 - 02:41 AM (#2673585)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: PoppaGator

Sawz ~ back to the Donte Stallworth story:

He may have had pot in his system, but it had already been established that his blood alcohol level was over the legal limit. I doubt that even the most passionate legalize-pot advocate would argue that driving under the influence of BOTH alcohol and cannibis would be advisable, or defensible.

It should also be noted that alcohol is only detectable while the subjet is intoxicated, and exits the system immediately and completely. Marijuana will show up in a person's urine and blood for weeks after ingestion, certainly long after any effect has long since worn off. Testing positive for pot doesn't mean that you're high at the time of the test in the same way that testing for alcohol indicates drunkenness.


07 Jul 09 - 06:55 AM (#2673709)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Don't confuse poor ol' Sawz with facts, P-Gator... He's hung over this mornin'...


08 Jul 09 - 02:44 AM (#2674416)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: GUEST,Peace

SawzisOKwithme,guys.


08 Jul 09 - 07:49 PM (#2675271)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

(((Cough)))


08 Jul 09 - 08:40 PM (#2675297)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Been waitin for the bus all day. Hope I got the proper token.


09 Jul 09 - 05:56 PM (#2676067)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Mah kinda music, nu-zer...


09 Jul 09 - 08:01 PM (#2676141)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

I gnu that. Yeeeaaahhhaaaahhhh... take me with you Jesus!


09 Jul 09 - 08:37 PM (#2676161)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Donuel

Legal medical pot is going to be voted on again in DC this year.

About 8 years ago a Congressman from Georgia ordered the city of DC to seal the voting result of the DC referendum on legalizing medical mariquana. When the matter went to the Court of appeals it was ordered unsealed and revealed that it passed by a landslide. Unfortunatley the law was not enacted due to more right wing shenanigans.

MAYBE this time the voice of the people in DC will count for something this time.

So far Massacusettes has made pot a civil matter that would give you the equivalent of a traffic ticket for having more than 4 oz.

California I believe has the most/best pot via medical requests.

What other states have relaxed laws regarding pot?




I haven't even tasted the stuff in 15 years.
I saw the movie Saving Grace last night. Its a comedy about cultivation.


09 Jul 09 - 08:39 PM (#2676165)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Ya know, it COULD end up on the stock exchange.


09 Jul 09 - 08:43 PM (#2676173)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

On the stock exchange, brucie???

It could take over the stock exchange!!!

Cowabunga!!!

B~


09 Jul 09 - 08:46 PM (#2676176)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

"Legal medical pot is going to be voted on again in DC this year.

That is so sad. Why are people so cruel? Ignorance? In this society?.... so sad.


09 Jul 09 - 08:49 PM (#2676180)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

BTW, seein' as we all own GM, then why not change the name to "Ganga Motors"...

AIG??? Americans Into Ganga...

Fannie Mae??? Fannie MaryJane...

Freddie Mack??? Freddie's Macked Up...

I mean, lets get real here... DoD... Department of Drugs... Man that would get US alot further in the world than war...

Think I'll go partake...

B~


09 Jul 09 - 08:51 PM (#2676182)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

TTo kwote my budy, "(((koff))))))))))))))))))))XXXX))))))))))(V)"pereyeud]\


09 Jul 09 - 08:55 PM (#2676185)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

I got stoned and I missed it . . . .


10 Jul 09 - 08:29 PM (#2677099)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Speakin if missin' it??? Man, I musta falled asleep at the wheel of the canni-bus and it almost fell off the bottom... Whew, that was a close one... There oughtta be a laws against this sh*t... I mean, here I was listein' to an ol' Kenny Rogers and the First Addition eight track and next thing ya' know the bus is headin' fir the cliff???

Whew...

B~


10 Jul 09 - 08:34 PM (#2677105)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Cliff Richard? I hope you ran over him with the bus. (Just jokin.)


11 Jul 09 - 08:05 AM (#2677358)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

I cdon't recall runnin' over anyone with it, gn-zer, but then again, you know what the evil weed can do to ya... Just ask Sawz... He'll tell you...

BTW, I'm off to play the Sedalia Blues Festival "blues challenge" today and won't be home until tomorrow so I'm leaving the bus in yer and Brucies able hands... Keep it between the ditches if you can and, for gosh sake, don't let if go off no cliff...

(Cough)

B~


11 Jul 09 - 11:31 AM (#2677464)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Bruce can drive and I'll just roll along. I expect it'll be easy enough to keep er twixt the ditches on accounta niether of us has had a toke in years and years. All I got in my garden is beets. I didn't bother with tomatoes this year on accounta I seen George next door put in 8 plants.... right next to the fence.


11 Jul 09 - 08:15 PM (#2677887)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Just remember--for every hundred miles of road ya got two hundred miles of ditch.

As an incidental thing, I would never drive under the influence of drink or grass. Not that I have ever actually smoked grass.

The bus handles OK but the steering wheel is kind funny. Hey, man, like what's this thingy he


11 Jul 09 - 08:43 PM (#2677897)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

Oooops.


12 Jul 09 - 12:36 PM (#2678283)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Terry is gone for the weekend. And, strangely enough, that looks like one a them thar London buses.


12 Jul 09 - 07:42 PM (#2678657)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

What the heck am I gonna do with you boys???

I mean, sheet fire... What??? I can't go off to play a danged festival without ya'll wrecking the bus...

Geeze Loiuse... Couple of real losers... I mean, all ya' had to do was drive straight... Hey, there weren't even no curves in the road and ya'll go wreck the bus???

Okay, ya'll wrecked it and now ya'll gonna have to help the ol' hillbilly get it back up on the road...

Yo, gn-zer... Yeah you, loser gn-zer... Get a couple 20 foot chains and you, brucie loosey, get a pickup truck... We're gonna need a few, ahhhhh, 4X4 landscape timbers to but unnner the belly of the bus where it's gonna hit when we pull it out...

Can ya'll do that??? Danged, I need to smoke me a joint just to calm down...

And don't go blamin' ol' Leadster 'casue he ahd nuthin' to do with this...

B~


12 Jul 09 - 07:48 PM (#2678663)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

I woke up and immediately thought:


12 Jul 09 - 08:38 PM (#2678689)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

...yeah, perect excuse, brucie... What??? You tryin' to prove Sawz right??? Well, yer doin' a fine job... I mean, we gotta pull together here, guys... What??? Pot make you look at a bus ghalf way off the road and think, "Ahhhhhh, let's push the sumabich completely off the road"??? Huh??? That what you want the world to think??? Like pot makes you a friggin' moron'??? Huh???

Well, I smoke pot an' I say lets get the bus back on the the road... There's a novel concept... Yeah, let's not push it further off the road... There's another somewhat related concept...

I mean, is this like Menza stuff here, team-a-remo???

(Maybe they should keep the stuff outlawed, Boberdz... These guys is wacked...)

Hey, everything in moderation... No puffin' on the peace pipe before, ahhhhhh, breakfast, guys.... And, fir gosh sakes, brucie, there's a reason why they call it a "peace" pipe that has nuthin' to do with bad drivin'...

B~


12 Jul 09 - 08:47 PM (#2678695)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

see i leave yous to it for a couple of days and we go from cruisin round chillin to a wreck, now you are all arguing and shit just because not one of ya has got some to smoke anymore, it went through the windscreen,. now ya'll get some poor kid in trouble coz he took it home to his daddy, thinking it was magic powder and beans.
i think ya all need to meet MISS jade, i got my whip handy and those chains you were on about, i kinda borrowed them.
party here tonight boys!

have you fixed it yet bobert? can't wait to get cruisin with some good tunes again.

take care all

jade x x x x x x x x x x x   feeling the love!! x x x x x x x


12 Jul 09 - 08:51 PM (#2678699)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

I traded what I had left for a cow.


12 Jul 09 - 09:04 PM (#2678709)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Fu*k the cow, brucie...

What you say??? You allready did that??? That's it... No more booze... Pot won't make you mount a cow... Booze??? Yeah... Google up BettyFord.com and get some help with yer alcohol and cow-fu*kin addiction before gettin' on the bus...

Oh, now I get it... You got the cow into the us with you and you and the cow was into a few pints and then things got a little outta control and next thing you and Daisy done put the bus off the road... Hope it was good fir you... Word on the street is that the cow is going back to her own kind....

But nevermind that, let' get the bus back on the road... Gn-zer is getting a truck to pull it out...

No, brucie, we ain't using yer cow-toy... Might of fact, have you tried BettyFord.com... Nevermind, I allready asked you about that...

For God's sake man... Get that bovine off yer mind...

B~


12 Jul 09 - 11:50 PM (#2678775)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

NO
NO,not
for
that.
I'm
gonna
open
a
dairy.
And
write
in
it
every
day.


13 Jul 09 - 07:02 AM (#2678936)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

That's a good start, son...

Now can ya' shimmy under the rear end of the bus and hook the chain around the axle???

B~


13 Jul 09 - 08:10 PM (#2679556)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

This just in: no credible evidence that smoking pot increases one's chances of getting cancer...

B~


14 Jul 09 - 07:53 PM (#2680389)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Whew!!!

Just about drove the bus off the cliff myself... That oughtta make this stuff illegal...

(it is, Boberdz...)

Nevermind...

B~


14 Jul 09 - 08:20 PM (#2680409)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

I'll not say much more than this!

Many, many moon ago, I professed the panacea affect hemp would/could have on the whole "God Damn" planet.

I just get called a "Drug User"!


14 Jul 09 - 09:14 PM (#2680434)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

BUT, not a bus driver . . . .


15 Jul 09 - 08:07 AM (#2680632)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, Brucie, I doubt if 3refs could do much worse at bein' a bus driver than ya'll did last weekend while I was away playing music???

BTW, 3refs... Can we convert the bus to run on hemp??? That would be cool...


16 Jul 09 - 08:18 AM (#2681345)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

Yes we can!
One acre of hemp will produce 1000 gallons of fuel!

My license is ACMZ, which allows me to drive a tractor trailer, motor coach, motorcycle and anything with air brakes.

Trying to get them to let me at the controls of a CF18 Hornet, but so far, no luck! A Recreational Pilot Permit won't do!


16 Jul 09 - 08:54 AM (#2681374)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

I used to be a recreational pilot mah-self, ref... Unlicensed, but hey... Ways around that kinda stuff...

But back to hemp...

I gotta a 3 acre field that I'm growin' weeds in right now... The way I see it is that that would yield us about 3000 gallons of fuel, right???

Hey, you and I plant it and make fuel outta it and I'll sho nuff let you drive the bus... You'll sho nuff do better than brucie and gn-zer...

B~


16 Jul 09 - 09:13 AM (#2681390)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

The first time I got behind the controls was with buddy I played hockey with when we were 16. His family owned a rather large bus company. Just a few coaches, but hundreds of school buses! Flying over Lake Coochiching, he just kind of said "You fly it"! All he really said was "Do everything slow and easy"! I was shocked at how effortless it is to fly a plane. Which is not to be confused with landing and taking off!


16 Jul 09 - 12:27 PM (#2681511)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

My first was a tail dragger Cub... Top speed was around 85 knots... It had a joy stick instead of a yoke...

Ya' see, there was a dirt field half a mile from my house and my treat was to have my old man take me over and walk into the bar (yes, bar!!!) they had there where old pilots would hang out, knock back cold beer, talk about war, 'er whatever and take folks up for a couple bucks...

I remember one of them pilots walkin' me thru a landing when I was about 9... I'm sure that I didn't land it entirely on my own but my memory is that I did land the sumabich...

Fast forward to my 16th birthday and me and a couple buddies flew an old Cub down to Darlington, S.C. from Bailey's Crossroads in NoVa., made it okay, Ford's took 1,2,3 and 4 as I recall, made it back to Bailey's Crossroads and ground-looped the sumabich and broke it in half... I was in the right seat on that one so I ain't takin' full credit for wrecking the plane...

And for the record, I didn't even know about cannibus then... lol...

B~


16 Jul 09 - 01:22 PM (#2681556)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

you lot have been holding out on me! why have i been settling for the bus when we could fly?

have you fixed it yet? we could sell that then club together for a flying thing.. way cool!

take care all

jade x x x x


16 Jul 09 - 07:54 PM (#2681830)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Bad news, jade x's, The J-3 Piper Cub only held 4 people and that was tight and if one was like, ahhhhhh, over 200 pounds then ya' needed an extra 100 feet of runway to get the Cub up...

No, what we need is an ol' DC-3... Man, we could get one heck of alot of smoked up folks in that sumabich... And that bad boy has plenty o' power...

Maybe refs couold rig it up to fly on hemp???

Man, now there's the hot set-up... Hemp powered plane, pilot and passengers...

Yezzir, yezzir, yezzir...

(((cough)))

B~


16 Jul 09 - 07:56 PM (#2681832)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

if ya still cough bobert then ya haven't had enough!!

jade x x x x x


16 Jul 09 - 08:33 PM (#2681846)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Cowabunga, jade!!!

Goin' back fir more...

Fuel up the DC-3, we're gonna party tonight...

B~


16 Jul 09 - 08:51 PM (#2681854)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The myth that smoking causes memory loss has now been thoroughly debunked.

Research has shown that veteran pot smokers not only remember things as well as do non-smokers, but they also remember a lot of things that never happened at all.


16 Jul 09 - 09:06 PM (#2681858)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Now don't be like that, Beezer.... I mean, you want on the plane, 'er not???

BTW, we are calling the DC-3 the Canni-AirBus... We have had this one reconfigurated with hemp seat covers (very comfy) and hemp carpet and curtains... The MudCanni-AirBus seats 40 very comfortably so ya'll just sit back and relax 'cause we ain't landin' this baby in no river...

Best part about the Canni-AirBus is that no one gonna pull yer ass over and wnat fish thru yer danged ashtray fir no evidence... Shoot, worst that could happen is that me and refs get a tad smoked up and end up flyin' in restricted airspace and they sent up a couple F-16s to escort us out... Big deal!!! Who cares??? Okay, lets say that they escort us down to answer a few questions... Big deal... We say, "Hey, man, you try navigatin' with a smoked up head" and then everyone has a big ol' laugh and we take off and go play where F-16s don't which is like 99% of airspace...

Hey, it's a bigass sky, ya'll!!!

Capt'n Bobert


16 Jul 09 - 10:30 PM (#2681895)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

What's with the "don't be like that" shit? A guy can't tell a joke around here?


16 Jul 09 - 10:58 PM (#2681904)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

if it doesn't affect the memory i am in big trouble!!!

can anyone see that cloud over there it spells pot.. wow
hey captn any chance of another look please?

i think i need chocolate where is the munchie cupboard? oh and i am making a cuppa who wants what?

zzzzzzz... what was i doing?

take care and loads a love to all

jade x x x x


17 Jul 09 - 02:21 AM (#2681975)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Lonesome EJ

Here, Bobert, have a brownie and call me in the morning.


17 Jul 09 - 05:07 AM (#2682039)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

I was about 20 and I was on a survey crew. There was a whack of engineering types on a government DC-3 outta Moncton headed for Goose Bay to do airports systems evaluations in Labrador.

Levelled off and the pilot said there was serve-it-yourself coffee in the galley in the rear. About 30 seconds later the pilot said, "TWO AT A TIME! TWO AT A TIME!"


17 Jul 09 - 07:30 AM (#2682090)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Yeah, okay, Bee-zer... We're gonna have a jokin' section in the MudCanniAirBus just for you... You'll have yer own big comfy seat and if anyone get's feeling down we'll just send 'um over to you and you can joke-'um-up an' get 'um feeling good again... BTW, will you be needin' an intern (wink, wink...)...

Yeah, gn-zer... Kinda tough to keep them DC-3s trimmed out when everyone rushes to the rear of the plane but I gotta a good way to train 'um up on that... Ya' see, if I feel ya'll playin' tricks on poor ol' hillbilly pilot I'll just push the yoke all the way forward and dive the plane... Don't matter how smoked up ya'll is yer gonna get it real quick...

Oh, ya'll didn't like that??? Go see Bee-zer... He'll cheer ya'll up...

Now, no more funny business 'cause we have our ways of gettin' yer attention... Wanta see what this baby will really do??? Watch this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.... Ha... Now ya'll behave 'cause that's just fir starters...

Anyone see where my pipe rolled off to???

Capt'n


17 Jul 09 - 07:57 AM (#2682110)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: bobad

Don't smoke and drive


17 Jul 09 - 08:21 AM (#2682122)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

cracking film!!!

well now we know why they say" don't drink and drive- smoke and fly"


jade x x x x x x


17 Jul 09 - 10:09 AM (#2682177)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

Bobert
So if your the Captain , that makes me Navigator!

We go to Thai(for the stick), Maui(for the Wowie), B.C.(for whatever's on this years menu), Acapulco(for the Gold), the Green Triangle of California and a walk through the bush anywheres near here!
Can we put pontoons on a DC3?


17 Jul 09 - 12:11 PM (#2682250)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

Just take extra caution when you go hiking in the woods. It's not the good 'ol peace loving mom and pop hippies cultivating the crops anymore.

booby trapped

I wonder about the damages done to the wild life out there.

biLL


17 Jul 09 - 12:54 PM (#2682271)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

If you go out in the woods today... hehehee.

Everyone who goes to the woods should learn what it looks like, especially the colour so you can spot it before you get too close, and what it smells like for the same reason. And, when you see it, leave immediately and do not return.


17 Jul 09 - 07:45 PM (#2682550)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, no acid on the MudCanniAirBus... That's where I draw the line... Maybe a little coke but no acid...

Okay refs, where are we... I don't recognize these clouds...

As fir growin' weed in the woods, steel traps is very bad karma... If yer into givin' folks gangreen then yer off the plane... Yeah, we'll give you a parachute, but no last toke...

Where'd you say we were refs???

BTW, "tied stick" is fine in my book...

The Captain


18 Jul 09 - 01:14 PM (#2682881)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

"A Thai stick is a form of cannabis from Thailand that was popular during the late '60s and early '70s. It consisted of premium buds of seedless marijuana which were skewered on stems. Several rows of string found in the stalk of the marijuana plant were then used to tie the marijuana to the stem and therefore, keep it in place.[1] Thai-stick bud may also be tied around bamboo sticks with a piece of string known as a "rasta hair".


18 Jul 09 - 03:13 PM (#2682932)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

A rasta hairy one? They were tied with hair... from the harvesters.

Like I said... been years... nearly thirty years for me... but the buds were actually tied to a stick... tied to the sticks with those hairs. $5 each and worth it.

Back then, you could buy a bong just about anywhere. Nowadays, I think it's illegal????


19 Jul 09 - 09:33 AM (#2683274)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Yeah, I remember Thai sticks... Righteous weed ideed!!!

Yo, Claymore... Was *that* you??? Sheet fire... Small world...

B;~)


19 Jul 09 - 02:27 PM (#2683395)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

They ain't clouds. Their snow covered mountain peeks! I thought you said "No" acid!

We have a head-shop in Orillia called "The Pot Shop", that a friend of my oldest brother's has had opened for years. He's 65. Busted many times! One time for 1 plant. Another time it was a roach in an ashtray. Now they just leave him alone. He sells all kinds of paraphernalia.
Prove it's for pot and not tobacco!


20 Jul 09 - 12:52 PM (#2683941)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Funny story...

When Greg Stevens and Kate came to visit us a few years back he wanted to buy rolling papers to make tobacco cigarettes... NoVa was on a kick back then about head shops so rolling papers were scarce but we were living in Wes Ginny at the time where there are head shops on every corner so he was able to buy them there... Bet that was the first time the owner of the shop had ever sold rolling papers to a repectable middle aged Brit...

B~


20 Jul 09 - 05:51 PM (#2684108)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Holy crap! I just remembered. When I went in for the slice and dice back in Dec 2007....

A buddy of mine delivered a 1/4 of prime bud. Thought it might help my appetite and such after the butcher did his work and I was on heavy duty meds. I never even touched it. I just went down to the freezer and took it out. It smelt like freezer burn. I threw it in with the beets in my garden.

Can ya smoke beet greens?


20 Jul 09 - 06:21 PM (#2684123)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, yeah, you can, gn-zer but I have a better idea... Just throw them canni-beet tops in a pan and cook 'um down, put a little vinegar on 'um and yummy... Might even get a canni-beet buzz...

B~


20 Jul 09 - 07:09 PM (#2684157)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Well... I am gonna be boilin beet greens soon, but the bud has now been perched and shit upon by mourning doves.

Can ya smoke mourning doves?

Ahhh, I got a shotgun and I'd like to smoke the bastard doves that eat the gravel offa my roof shingles... rats with wings are eatin my roof shingles!


20 Jul 09 - 07:54 PM (#2684183)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Peace

I love beet greens even more than chard.

Bit of butter, pepper, salt and lemon juice. Don't over cook the greens.


20 Jul 09 - 07:55 PM (#2684184)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Heck yeah, gn-zer... But just for flavor (wink, wink) have yer bud (pun intended) bring you anoth 1/4 of good bud and before you stick the dressed out dove in the smoker stick the bud (no, not yer friend) into the innards of the dove and let it all rip... I reckon I'd smoke it fir a few good hours 'cause you never want to smoke no dove during no bad hours 'er it don't taste good... That's exactly why ya gotta smoke it fir a few good hours... Understand???

Now, here's what is gonna hppen, gn-zer... All that THC stuff gonna permeate that dove and when you eat it all that THC is gonna bring you a shit load of peace... BTW, that's how doves became associated with peace... Had nuthin' to do with anything other than some folks smoked up some dove 'n bud and got all peacefull... Like passed out peacefull and so since then the dove has been a symbol of peace... Should be a symbol of seriously-messed-up bud that a different story... No, not really... It's the same story...


20 Jul 09 - 08:25 PM (#2684195)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Sounds like a recipe, but I ain't into it... like I said, buddy brought me a 1/4 of great bud and I just stuck it in the freezer and forgot about it. Now, it's compost. I ain't smokin or cookin with that shit. I just suck back a few ales and try to keep sane.


20 Jul 09 - 08:33 PM (#2684198)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Sane???

For God's sake, man... Yer the one who took perfectly good bud outta the freezer and threw it into the beet patch???

There ain't no sanity in doin' that... If yer good bud brings you another 1/4 of good bud don't use it to compost yer garden... Heck, I'll send you a 10 pound box of very good organic compost from my very own composter and you send me back the weed in the UPS (Untied Pot Service) truck, ya' hear???

Sanity, my butt!!!

Hey, this is a pot thread, not a compost thread...

(What are ya' gonna do with these people, Boberdz???)

Geeze Louise...

B~


20 Jul 09 - 10:42 PM (#2684231)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: GUEST,Peace

This Bud's for YOU!


20 Jul 09 - 10:49 PM (#2684232)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

This note's for you ...

"This Note's For You"

Don't want no cash
Don't need no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.

Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke
This note's for you.

Ain't singin' for Miller
Don't sing for Bud
I won't sing for politicians
Ain't singin' for Spuds
This note's for you.

Don't need no cash
Don't want no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.

I've got the real thing
I got the real thing, baby
I got the real thing
Yeah, alright.

a song by Neil Young

Bill (outta here ... for the time being)


20 Jul 09 - 11:48 PM (#2684244)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

wow, how long have i been asleep?

you put bud in the freezer? i thought it was only speed you were suppoesed to do that with? what a waste(r).
it ain't ovbvious you lot got the munchies. lol
anyone seen halfed baked? i am about to be the guy on the couch.
good ol' mary jane!!

take care all,
jade x x x x

where are we by the way? are we still flying? mmm nighty night x x


21 Jul 09 - 07:26 AM (#2684361)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Yeah, x-man, we're crusin' at about 12,000 feet in the CanniAirBus so don't think ya' can step out the door to take (or leave) a pea...

Where are we??? Danged if I know??? I thought you were doing the navigatin'...

As fir weed in the freeze... That's a good way to store it... No reason to take it out and throw it in the beet patch... No sir... Take it out and roll you one... Heck, you can buy alot of freshly grown organic beets at yer local farmer's market for what a 1/4 oz. of good bud will run ya'... Wes Ginny math... Heck, Wes Ginny logic, too...

B~


21 Jul 09 - 01:12 PM (#2684567)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

"Can ya smoke mourning doves?"
Hmmm....maybe a new blend. Labrador and Morning Dove!
Might be good shit!


21 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM (#2684600)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

"Where are we??? Danged if I know??? I thought you were doing the navigatin'..."
So, I've been demoted eh! I'll have you know I don't wear a skirt very well. We'll be known as the Airline with the ugliest stewardesses!


21 Jul 09 - 02:12 PM (#2684630)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

ah 3refs, i think you make a better one as i have no clue what that big blue stuff is!! i bet that you look better in a skirt than i do! imam not the most femine of birds. i would rather be putting up a shelf than putting on makeup.
mm that cuppa was good who wants another?


CAP'IN watch where you are going man! we nearly hit that other plane.
can i hear sirens or is this stuff really good?

jade x x x x x


21 Jul 09 - 07:06 PM (#2684891)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: lompocan

Here's the best I've read on the subject recently.
(Hope I got the link thing done correctly)


21 Jul 09 - 07:39 PM (#2684921)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

Bah! Humbug!


21 Jul 09 - 08:47 PM (#2684958)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

That's it!!!

Throw Sunshine, 'er whatever her name is and lompco off the plane... We don't need no tea-toadin' holier-than-thou folks on this plane... Yeah, give 'um some 'chutes... We ain't like violent people... Just don't need Nurse Ballbuster bustin' up the party...

Yo, refs... Man, take a break from the puffin'... You done puffed yerself into paranio-burg an' rounded the bend... Holy crap... Navigator on this DC3 is the "highest" position... I mean, like yer the only only that can find an airport when we run outta fuel... You think I can??? Ha, is all I have to say... I'll land the sumabich but you gotta find us airport and one preferably close to a local "high" school where we can cop some weed... Shhet fire, man... You don't gotta wear no dresses to find a friggin' airport and some weed... All ya gotta do is, ahhhh, heck if I know... You know, that navigating stuff that you do... I mean, sheet fire, please don't wear no dresses... I couldn't handle that... Might make me check into Betty Ford....

And, BTW, ya'll... If you can't get a buzz with yer kids then who can ya' get a buzz with...

BTW, Part 2... My son, Will-to-me-Ben-to-ya'll-don't-ask and his wife will be flyin' in from the left coast tomorrow night... Ain't seen him in 4 years...

Sheet fire, refz... Next time we just fly out to the left coast... Ain't hard to find... Just find a head wind and keep on truckin'... Right???

B~


21 Jul 09 - 10:25 PM (#2684993)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

"If you can't get a buzz with yer kids then who can ya' get a buzz with.."

who ... well, this guy!

buzz brother

biLL


22 Jul 09 - 12:01 AM (#2685028)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: jeddy

are you trowing me off?

now that guy looks like he can handle his smoke!!

see i told you that you would be better at navig...ting 3refs, i nearly got us wet!.. in the wrong sea. oh well better have another toke, just to get over the stress.

take care ya'll

jade x x x zzzz x


22 Jul 09 - 08:32 AM (#2685210)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

Oakland passes Pot Tax Law!


22 Jul 09 - 08:39 AM (#2685214)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: number 6

"Oakland passes Pot Tax Law!"

score 1 for Metamucil !!!

biLL


22 Jul 09 - 12:56 PM (#2685365)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, the tax law is probably a good thing... At least for now because maybe other places will see the legalization of pot as a possible revenue source...


22 Jul 09 - 03:34 PM (#2685450)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

The gubmint ain't gonna give up it's right to charge alcohol addicts billions of coins for booze.

Fact is, if they sell ganja, they cannot justify making it illegal for Mary Jane Doe to grow her own.

Hehehee. I can just see it... gettin groceries at the Farmers' Coop and a hydroponic grower is on sale. "Why wait for your tomatoes to ripen in the window in the coooold Canuck winter when you can have big juicy maters in no time!" Right next to the bongs.


22 Jul 09 - 04:18 PM (#2685472)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

LOL. gn-zer...

But you have a valid point in that folks would grow their own... Kinda like what alot of us do today...

B~


22 Jul 09 - 04:23 PM (#2685476)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

A lot of peeps make their own beer and wine. But, to grow bud here is illegal. It the gubmint sells it, same deal as beer and wine. They lose a whack of coin. And, since most of them are criminals with credentials, it don't take much to add two and two and get ten percent in a Swiss bank account.


23 Jul 09 - 08:35 AM (#2685911)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

Two people locally, have been convicted of making moonshine. One guy was drinking it and the other was making it out of avocados to use as fuel in his farm equipment. Can't understand how you can legally make beer and wine, but not straight alcohol. The one guy went to jail for a brief holiday!


23 Jul 09 - 09:43 AM (#2685966)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Ya' got me, refz...

Funny story... Back in '85 I moved from Richmond, Va. to the Blue Ridge Mountain in Jefferson County, Wes Ginny... Now back in Richmond ya' could find some fine shine... No fruit in it... Real pure... Lots of tiny bubbles when you shook a Mason jar full... I mean, the real deal... Problem was that it wasn't readily availble...

So I was thinkin' when we got settled into taht Wes Ginny holler that we'd be able to find shione everywhere, right??? But no... Them boys were all into pot by then and didn't have no use for shine... And when ya' did find it it had peach or apples in it... Disgusting!!!

Now I'm back in a Virginia holler on the same mountain range and the moonshiners have all died off and all the hillbillies are pot heads???

Go figurate???

B~


25 Jul 09 - 12:48 PM (#2686874)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: 3refs

When I was living in Vancouver in 81, and kind of stumbled on to an old friend from Winnipeg, who was living in S.Burnaby. We didn't even know he was living there but he showed up at my nephews funeral. After lots of "bla, bla, bla" tells us he was recently putting in a veggie garden and when he was rotor-tilling his yard, he noticed the top of wine cask(with the big finger hole). So, he picks it up and realizes the break is fresh. He gets down on his hands and knees digs around a bit and finds two clear glass wine bottles full of clear fluid(I think their called Sovereign). He digs them out and right away figures it's moonshine. He takes it to the University of B.C and has it analyzed. 160 proof, or 80% alcohol, but more importantly, safe to drink. So, he brings over a couple of bottles to the funeral reception. Now my nephew was an active Sea Cadet, so there was some "pomp and circumstance" with his Commanding Officer, Sub Lt Pearson, and several others from the C.A.F. in attendance. Being in the Navy, Sub Lt Pearson didn't heed our warning about the "shine" and proceeded to show us how "she" could "drink with the best of em". We refer to that day as "The Day We Sank The Canadian Navy". We had to put her to bed!!!


25 Jul 09 - 01:46 PM (#2686919)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

What do you do with a drunken sailor?


27 Dec 10 - 09:07 AM (#3061903)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, well, well...

Ya'll ain't gonna believe who just got on the bus...

Pat Robertson!!! Yup, and he's bringin' his entire "700 Club" TV audience with him!!!

Unbelievable!!!


27 Dec 10 - 10:35 AM (#3061936)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: katlaughing

I didn't believe it, but danged if you aren't right correct!

CLICKY


27 Dec 10 - 11:02 AM (#3061954)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

See??? You thought ol' hillbilly got all smoked up and made this up.. No way... I mean, I've had some fine pot in my day but none that would make me think that Pat Robertson would get on the canni-bus...

B~


27 Dec 10 - 12:19 PM (#3062003)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Mrrzy

? I have got to check this out...


27 Dec 10 - 12:41 PM (#3062013)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

Praise the lord! And don't bogart that joint.


08 Nov 12 - 08:23 PM (#3433394)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Well, well, well...

All aboard... Next stop... Colorado...

B~


08 Nov 12 - 09:09 PM (#3433415)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Ed T

Order the BC Bud, on the rocks.


08 Nov 12 - 09:13 PM (#3433421)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

Got it, Ed T... We gotta a seat saved for you...

B~


09 Nov 12 - 05:31 PM (#3433848)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: Bobert

"All my friends have rowdied on down" (Hank, Jr.)

Man, I thought given the Colorado vote on weed that I'd need the bus... Guess not???

B~


09 Nov 12 - 06:36 PM (#3433860)
Subject: RE: BS: Get On the Canni-Bus...
From: gnu

"That was very much in doubt Friday as the states awaited word on possible lawsuits from the U.S. Department of Justice asserting federal supremacy over drug law."

Ya know, if the druggies could just straighten out fer a few days and get oraganized (Hahahahahahahaaa!) they could solve their problems in a way that no government could legislate against or deny. Plant a tree for America is something the youth is encouraged to do... they have drives for money... they have this and that. Why can't the druggies get their shit together and plant a weed for America? Not on their property... on government land... way back in the woods and in every ditch in the USA?

Oh... wow man... that's a... concept right? eh? innit? What? The Simpsons are on? Turn it up, man. Pass the Pringles, eh?

Weed? I dunno. I smoked it about 30 years ago quite often when I was young and stupid. I had fun. But, it IS a weed. It IS poison, just as my Bud beer is. Of course, that is another can of worms - Bud is legal but bud is not? I just dunno.