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03 Jul 09 - 04:10 PM (#2670908) Subject: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk A 12-foot long inflatable pig has broken its tether and escaped from a business in Barrie, Ontario, not far from where I live. Here's the story: Pinky the Pig takes to the air! |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:34 PM (#2670924) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: VirginiaTam I just love some of the comments. TY for sharing. So how do you catch a flying oinker? Hot air balloon? Microlite? big net on a really long handle? Well trained albatross called Shep? "FETCH!" |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:46 PM (#2670935) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Bill D Does the reward require an inflated pig? A good BB gun will retrieve it. |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:47 PM (#2670936) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: catspaw49 WHEN PIGS FLY!!!Go for it LH!!! The pigs are flying and that means that NOW is probably your only chance ever Hawk......Go see if you can nail Winona!Spaw |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:50 PM (#2670943) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Bill D ...but Hell is still too warm |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:51 PM (#2670945) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: catspaw49 Good point. Spaw |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:55 PM (#2670948) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk Oh, fer.....! Hmm. Maybe I should give it a try. Strike while the bacon is hot, so to speak. Where did I put that number? |
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03 Jul 09 - 05:07 PM (#2670961) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: number 6 Pink Floyd playing in Barrie ?!?!? |
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03 Jul 09 - 05:20 PM (#2670970) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Rapparee Oh hell, I thought Shame was sober. |
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03 Jul 09 - 05:25 PM (#2670976) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Peace 'In a release, station manager [name removed] said he offered the large reward because "I loved that pig."' I ain't sayin' nothin'. |
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03 Jul 09 - 05:30 PM (#2670984) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: gnu Why is this a good time for Ryder? |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:15 PM (#2671028) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk Because when pigs fly, anything is possible. ;-) |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:24 PM (#2671038) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: gnu Makin bacon while the pan is hot? |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:24 PM (#2671039) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: open mike ooh..i gotta share this story with 2 of my fave radio stations..KPIG www.kpig.com and HOG RANCH RADIO, a pirate station broadcasting from the strawberry music festival. http://hogranch.com/radio/ ah, pork and radio goes together so well. |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:38 PM (#2671050) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: catspaw49 NEWS FLASH!!!!! The Flying Pink Pig has been spotted flying southward and has made good progress as it was reported to be making large farting noises as it passed over the Shema Yisrael Messianic Synagogue in Rochester, New York. Fear of an international incident runs high. Spaw |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:40 PM (#2671055) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Peace OY! |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:43 PM (#2671058) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: gnu Could this become an international BBQ incident? |
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03 Jul 09 - 06:50 PM (#2671065) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk It will be if the US military fire a missile at the thing. Burnt pork will be scattered all over the Eastern seaboard. Winona's line is busy! DAMN! Doesn't she have call waiting? |
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03 Jul 09 - 08:34 PM (#2671124) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Joe_F Bill D: According to Dante, the very center has been frozen over for a long time. |
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03 Jul 09 - 08:41 PM (#2671129) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Rapparee So...Shame is not sober, huh? |
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03 Jul 09 - 09:52 PM (#2671164) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk No way, man. Shane is never sober. He's like Julian on Trailer Park Boys. He never spills his drink. |
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03 Jul 09 - 10:31 PM (#2671178) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Rapparee At least not before he drinks it. Later he spills it down his shirt front or down his leg or.... |
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03 Jul 09 - 11:37 PM (#2671203) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk Well...yeah, but that's different, eh? |
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04 Jul 09 - 07:30 AM (#2671344) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Mooh "That'll do pig, that'll do." Peace, Mooh. |
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04 Jul 09 - 07:51 AM (#2671352) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: pdq Is this more serious than "horse flies over Ontario"? |
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04 Jul 09 - 09:15 AM (#2671373) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: daylia Yup. But its less serious than swine flew over Ontario. Little Hawk, don't give up on Winona! Born in 71, she IS a bona-fide Pig according to Chinese astrology -- oh what could be more auspicious?!?! But if it doesn't work out, you could just quickly choose another Pig from this star-studded list ... .... Hillary Clinton, perhaps? Or Camilla Parker-Bowles? Marie Osmond?? OJ Simpson??? Your best chances are probably with Marie Antionette, though. She's been minus her head for quite awhile now ;) =] |
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04 Jul 09 - 05:10 PM (#2671630) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Rapparee I can just see him with Arnold Schwarzenegger! Oh, young love! |
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04 Jul 09 - 05:57 PM (#2671659) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: open mike any word on the wayward porker? |
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04 Jul 09 - 06:06 PM (#2671664) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: open mike apparently it is still on the loose http://thebarrieexaminer.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1641146&auth=LANCE%20HOLDFORTH |
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04 Jul 09 - 11:45 PM (#2671809) Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!! From: Little Hawk Some fiends sent a ransom note! Who would be unscrupulous enough to kidnap a 12-foot long flying pig? What sort of monster would do such a thing? |