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BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby

13 Jul 09 - 01:30 PM (#2679233)
Subject: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SINSULL

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090713-NEWS-907130318


Knowing our fascination with Jell-O, I thought it importaaant to share this one.


13 Jul 09 - 01:30 PM (#2679235)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SINSULL

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090713-NEWS-907130318


13 Jul 09 - 01:32 PM (#2679238)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Amergin

looks like a lightbrite picture....


13 Jul 09 - 02:24 PM (#2679273)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: olddude

OH OH THE HORROR THE HORROR ... BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID PEOPLE
OH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!!!!!!!


13 Jul 09 - 02:26 PM (#2679275)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SharonA

I think I'd rather not consume the white ones or the gray ones...


13 Jul 09 - 03:18 PM (#2679324)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SINSULL

Prejudiced, Sharon?


I'll slink away now.


13 Jul 09 - 03:35 PM (#2679335)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: olddude

You better go to the Cellar for this thread .... BAD SINS, BAD GIRL !


13 Jul 09 - 05:06 PM (#2679418)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Ebbie

I was kind of hoping that we could keep this under the lid, in the box and dry, or at least in the refrigerator in order to spare a certain old dude but it is not to be. sigh He knows how very sympathetic I am.


13 Jul 09 - 05:44 PM (#2679457)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: olddude

Thanks Ebbie, one kind soul at least on the mudcat
sniff sniff sigh


13 Jul 09 - 08:40 PM (#2679569)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Jell-O Shots? How do they get the Tequila to stay in the Jell-O?


13 Jul 09 - 09:40 PM (#2679590)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Desert Dancer

Vodka, not tequila, according to the article...


13 Jul 09 - 11:39 PM (#2679648)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SharonA

SINS: Nyuck nyuck. No, I just think that the white shots and the grey shots would taste awful. Neither one is a flavor of Jell-O, so I'm guessing they're made of clear gelatin with paint added.


14 Jul 09 - 07:52 AM (#2679822)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SINSULL

Haven't you ever colored easter eggs, Sharon? Red and green plus a touch of purple make mud.


14 Jul 09 - 11:19 AM (#2679972)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Bill D

Iffn you want booze, just drink it! Why on earth bother to put it in Jello?

And if you want to MAKE an image of Cosby out of Jello, why bother to waste the booze?

Me? I'm kinda slow, and just don't 'get' the nuances of some artistic enterprises.


14 Jul 09 - 11:28 AM (#2679981)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Amos

"Salomone said that in the "collective subconscious" of Americans, there's a strong link between Cosby and the iconic dessert. "

Not in my part of the forest, that's for sure.


A


14 Jul 09 - 11:36 AM (#2679985)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Desert Dancer

You must not have watched enough commercial TV in the late '80s, Amos.

~ Becky in Tucson


14 Jul 09 - 11:41 AM (#2679989)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Desert Dancer

And maybe I didn't either...

"In 1974, comedian Bill Cosby became the company's pudding spokesperson, and continued to serve as the voice of Jell-O for almost thirty years. Over the course of his tenure as the mouthpiece for the company, he would hawk new products such as frozen Jell-O Pops (in both gelatin and pudding varieties); the new Sugar-Free Jell-O, which replaced D-Zerta in 1984 and was sweetened with NutraSweet; Jell-O Jigglers concentrated gummi snacks; and Sparkling Jell-O, a carbonated version of the dessert touted as the "Champagne of Jell-O." "
(from Wikipedia, font of all useless info, followed closely by Mudcat Cafe, which serves as a useful index of the useless)
I never heard of sparkling Jell-O...


14 Jul 09 - 12:23 PM (#2680017)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: olddude

This is the scariest thread I ever seen on the mudcat ... Gives me the chills ... You are in such deep trouble SINS for this one ...

... the stuff of nightmares LOL


14 Jul 09 - 12:27 PM (#2680019)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Ebbie

We're trying to use aversion therapy on you, olddude. It will make your life so much pleasanter.


14 Jul 09 - 12:39 PM (#2680031)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Okay, call me a pop culturally illiterate goober from the sticks if you want, but...

You mean a "Jell-O Shot" REALLY IS Jell-O and booze? DIS-FUCKIN'-GUSTING! PATOOEY! YUCK!

I am ever so glad I quit drinking before whatever damned fool it was came along and dreamed up that abomination!

Maybe Dan and Little Hawk can pool all their Dachshund shit, mix it up with cheap vodka, and market it as "Wiener Dog Turd Shots"!


14 Jul 09 - 12:53 PM (#2680050)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Bill D

Like *I* said....*grin*

(there are people who use a hypodermic needle to inject booze...vodka...whatever, into stuff like watermeleon...perhaps the whole idea is to get non-drinkers soused..)


14 Jul 09 - 01:09 PM (#2680070)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SharonA

"Red and green plus a touch of purple make mud"

Sure, I remember Easter egg color theory. But in Jell-O color theory, do strawberry and lime plus a touch of grape make a grey-hued concoction? And if so, would it not show up in the picture as a much darker hue instead of that pasty pale grey?

And what of the white shots? In Easter egg theory, white = uncolored shell. But uncolored gelatin is clear or nearly clear, not Elmer's-Glue White.

The opacity of the white dots and the grey dots in the picture is what makes me think that something is amiss here. What I've been trying to say all this time, in a roundabout way, is that I don't believe the artist used real Jell-O shots.


14 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM (#2680100)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SINSULL

The white is Pina Colada. If you look at the second picture, you see he is arranging the face only on a white tablecloth. The completed rendering is not made of Jell-O. No grey or black. It is supposed to look like a Light Bright Board - remember those?


14 Jul 09 - 01:54 PM (#2680118)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: SINSULL

There was a fifth rate lounge lizard singer named Lemongello. He used to send packs of Lemon Jell-O as a calling card. Maybe I can get old dude on his mailing list.

Daquiri Jello Shots made with lime JellO...seems a waste of good rum to me.


15 Jul 09 - 12:01 PM (#2680807)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: GUEST,Bill Crosby

I'm so very pleased that the man would do the thing with my picture with the Jello and the jigglers and the things and I could just take a spoon and gobble up my own picture later on like some kind of pudding pops and things.


15 Jul 09 - 12:09 PM (#2680812)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: olddude

gave me a nightmare last night, dreamed that Bill Cosby was chasing me around throwing little Jell-o squares at me ...

See what you did SINS ... off to the cellar with you!


15 Jul 09 - 12:13 PM (#2680817)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Lonesome EJ

Is there any truth to the rumor that Bill Crosby, David Crosby, and Norm Cosby are all Bing's illegitimate sons? Or have I ingested too many jello shots?


15 Jul 09 - 01:16 PM (#2680866)
Subject: RE: BS: Jell-O Shots Bill Cosby
From: Jim Dixon

I don't think Jell-O-shot art will ever replace Crop Art as a folk genre.

It's known as "crop art" in Minnesota, and is exhibited at the State Fair. Elsewhere, it's known as seed art while the term "crop art" is often used to mean crop circles (especially the more elaborate designs they have evolved into) and corn mazes.