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Worst/Best pickup lines ever II

14 Jul 99 - 09:43 AM (#95052)
Subject: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: Peter T.

Since I sort of inadvertantly started the other thread, and WyoWoman ( KC that was) suggested shifting tone a bit -- her suggestions are as good as commands hereabouts -- and besides the other thread was getting too long..... (hmm: thinks to self -- first step to success, perhaps cut down on length of pickup lines!)
yours, Peter T.


14 Jul 99 - 10:09 AM (#95062)
Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: WyoWoman

Ok, well, in that vein:

I had a friend who went to Ireland just after ending a really unhappy five-year relationship. She was a lovely lady, with flowing red hair all down her back and skin the color of milk. (I always wished *I* could look like that -- very dramatic). So she goes to Dublin on her first day and is walking down the street, schlepping her bags and looking for her B&B and this adorable Irish Spring-looking lad all decked out in corduroy and tweeds (of course) sees her walking down the street, stops right in front of her, dropped to one knee, swept off his cap and said, "Lady, I would die for you."

It certainly worked out well for him.


14 Jul 99 - 10:19 AM (#95067)
Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: Bert

.....with flowing red hair all down her back - none on her head - just down her back:-)


14 Jul 99 - 12:24 PM (#95112)
Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: Fadac

Bert, that is the Red Irish. Bald as a light bulb, but very hairy backs. Sometimes they comb it forward, so it looks like hair on the head, but it is really back hair.

Now the women...Well, That is a differant story.,.

Fadac


16 Jul 99 - 04:19 PM (#95949)
Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: susan

Over 65's singles club. Do I come here often