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BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)

26 Jul 09 - 08:15 PM (#2687677)
Subject: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Jim Dixon

Just found this at the Pseudo Names page of the British humor(humour) magazine Private Eye:

Sir,
We are very concerned that some people may be altering some song lyrics simply in order to make their names seem more amusing.
WENDY KNIGHT
S. COME
ANDY LANDISDARK
ANN D. MOUNTAINS
WILL CRUMBLE
N. TUDISEE
NOAH WONT
B.A. FRAID
NORA WONT
SYD ATEER
JUSTICE LONG
S.U. STAAND
STAN BYMEE
IVAN CRY
EWAN CRY, etc.


26 Jul 09 - 10:57 PM (#2687728)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: catspaw49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......My gawd Jim, that thing is priceless! I can't believe I have never seen it.......just GREAT Man!


Spaw


26 Jul 09 - 11:48 PM (#2687754)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: katlaughing

I like these two, also:

Sir,
I would be heartbroken if Pseudo Names ended.
ANGIE O'PLASTY.


Sir,
This column just makes my heart go "boom, boom, boom".
D. FIBRILATOR.


I wonder if they have a BEN DOVER? SYMIL LACRUM? FORAHOTTE TYME?


27 Jul 09 - 03:37 AM (#2687800)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Splott Man

Mayor Daisby
Marion Bright
Anne Mayall
Yer Chris
Mrs B White


27 Jul 09 - 05:39 AM (#2687840)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Bryn Pugh

LMAO, Splott Man !


27 Jul 09 - 11:59 AM (#2688046)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Tug the Cox

These are a little old,
    Yours,
   Joe Koaver.


27 Jul 09 - 12:36 PM (#2688081)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Jim Dixon

I just sent these to the magazine:

I've been saving your Pseudo Names columns ever since they started. I have a whole cabinet full of them in my bedroom.
CHESTER DRORS

I like them—or maybe I don't.
HAMMOND HAW


27 Jul 09 - 05:27 PM (#2688340)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: dick greenhaus

Don't forger Herb and Rita Velopment


27 Jul 09 - 08:29 PM (#2688461)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Lox

"I don't get it" - Mrs D Point


27 Jul 09 - 08:39 PM (#2688467)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: maple_leaf_boy

Amanda Hugginkiss
Ben Dover
Anita Bath

Am I getting it?


27 Jul 09 - 09:17 PM (#2688483)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Lox

I wish everyone would just bugger off!!

- Anne T Social


Oh stop moaning!

- Ida leftit


This isn't even folk

- P Dant


Has anyone seen my wife?

- Mr Atlunch ...


27 Jul 09 - 09:25 PM (#2688487)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: catspaw49

"Exploiting the Third World" ...... by Dwight Mannsburden.


Spaw


27 Jul 09 - 10:13 PM (#2688521)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Amos

"My Life with Spaw"

by Unruly Peckerhead


28 Jul 09 - 05:41 AM (#2688622)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Lox

Thai boxing for experts

by John Fukwidme


28 Jul 09 - 07:33 AM (#2688660)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Micca

Theresa Long
Trail A Winding
Int O D Land
Omi Dreams


28 Jul 09 - 01:07 PM (#2688865)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Liz the Squeak

I think these pretend names are just people crying out for attention.

C Menow.


28 Jul 09 - 01:35 PM (#2688890)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: VirginiaTam

I strained my lower lumbar ROFLMAO

So now I am dreading required visit to my physio therapist, Ivana Hirtu, BaD


(BaD = Back adjustment degree).


28 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM (#2688893)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Liz the Squeak

Of course, it could just be paranoia...

Annie Wandere


28 Jul 09 - 02:38 PM (#2688950)
Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Amos

Is it really Annie Wandere?
The Lovett A. Poorbois might receive?
You cast your spell at I. Wente Undere,
I find it so difficult to leave!