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BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women

11 Aug 09 - 08:30 PM (#2698155)
Subject: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Dang Our Captain gets all the beautiful Women, now it is Angelina Jolie

Kendall's girl

and yea I cooled off, sorry for the outburst, Thanks Bruce you always shake sense into me


11 Aug 09 - 08:33 PM (#2698158)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

You are so going to the cellar, Dan. Jacqui will be home any time now! She's Kendall's one and onliest and you know it.

maeve

You want apple or blueberry pie while you're doing time?


11 Aug 09 - 08:36 PM (#2698160)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

and even Paris Hilton for heaven sakes you rascal
parishilton


11 Aug 09 - 08:37 PM (#2698162)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Jeri

I'm glad you're back, Dan, but and you are BAAAAAD!


11 Aug 09 - 08:37 PM (#2698164)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Maeve honey
blueberry would be great, I will get me coffee


11 Aug 09 - 08:40 PM (#2698168)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Y'olddude. Glad ya took some good advice and some time to consider it.

As fer them wee girls, K is far beyond that... real women are for real men.


11 Aug 09 - 08:41 PM (#2698170)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Dan... go for the apple... trust me. Anyone can make a blueberry pie... even me. Get a slice of old chedder and some tea.


11 Aug 09 - 08:43 PM (#2698171)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Is the place to brag about Dani and Janie having Kendall for supper last night?


11 Aug 09 - 08:45 PM (#2698173)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Erhh.."this", and not "the."

But you get my drift.


11 Aug 09 - 08:49 PM (#2698177)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amergin

Well...did he taste good? I thought he would have been too old and tough to chew on at his age....


11 Aug 09 - 08:49 PM (#2698179)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

I reckon Dani and Janie had indigestion.

m


11 Aug 09 - 08:51 PM (#2698180)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

Gnu- I figured you'd want apple, but Dan can have blueberry if he wants. He'll be down there for a long, long, long, long...

m


11 Aug 09 - 08:54 PM (#2698182)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

and even the cover of Vogue ...

vogue


11 Aug 09 - 08:56 PM (#2698184)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

I am going to do some serious time on this one ... aaahhh can I bring me guitar captain ...

Oh boy


11 Aug 09 - 08:57 PM (#2698185)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

...long, long, really long time.

m


11 Aug 09 - 08:58 PM (#2698186)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Fine with me... more apple pie for everyone else.

Now, I am just thinkin you make a regular blueberry pie... ?? If you make special one... like a Paté, Acadian style, I might be keen. Ma Mere used to make one in a big square pan.... FLUFFY lard crust... wild blueberries (not those gigantic farmed blueberries full of fly eggs... yup) that was to die for.


11 Aug 09 - 09:02 PM (#2698191)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

And even a new shopping mall named for the captain ...
new mall


11 Aug 09 - 09:07 PM (#2698195)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

ORDINARY blueberry pie? I am wounded. All of my baked goods are to live for, sir. Wild blueberries are best, but where'd you get the notion that highbush berries are full of fly eggs? Not Maine berries!

I like the way we are keeping on topic here.

m


11 Aug 09 - 09:09 PM (#2698196)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Eat your heart out guys.


11 Aug 09 - 09:10 PM (#2698199)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

Hi there, Kendall.

maeve


11 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM (#2698202)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

I did not say highbush Bberries are full of fly eggs.


11 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM (#2698203)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Quite chewy.


11 Aug 09 - 09:17 PM (#2698206)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

Full of protein...

Oh, high bush are the only farmed blueberries I know of down here.

m


11 Aug 09 - 09:21 PM (#2698210)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1

Oh, hey now! Kendall, I am miffed! Wasn't I supposed to get custody of Seamus if you went south? And here I was, thinking I might call you up and invite you out to breakfast, as I didn't have a large yellow dog letting stinky farts in my tiny abode...


11 Aug 09 - 09:22 PM (#2698211)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

love blueberries as a kid in pennsylvania i would pick wild huckle berries amazin pie


11 Aug 09 - 09:22 PM (#2698212)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Use caution when having Kendall for supper. High in protein, but quite chewy, and possibly laden with fly eggs if he ate many blueberries before departure to points south.

Think I'll have apple, maeve.


11 Aug 09 - 09:32 PM (#2698220)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani

salty : )


11 Aug 09 - 09:32 PM (#2698221)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Maeve... we have farmed blueberry fields here that are as wide as you can walk in a day.. or two. Miles and miles planted in the slain pine forests. Big money.


11 Aug 09 - 09:34 PM (#2698225)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

Different from our wild berries then, gnu.

Janie- You got it.


11 Aug 09 - 09:39 PM (#2698227)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: open mike

oh, and welcome back, O.D.


11 Aug 09 - 09:49 PM (#2698230)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Good to have you back in Maine, Captain. But I didn't realize that you were away on a photo shoot. Any tasteful nudes?
SINS who had Seamus all to herself.


11 Aug 09 - 09:58 PM (#2698234)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

I am sure Janie and Dani were quite tasteful, very well-behaved, and, I imagine, well-dressed.

Not sure who provided the dressing, though.


A


11 Aug 09 - 11:30 PM (#2698263)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Stilly River Sage

Someone has some extra time on his hands. (But those are impressive composites--quite clear. Good work.)

SRS


11 Aug 09 - 11:36 PM (#2698265)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Oh they are from an online website you just pick the style and upload the image it does the work my friend ... just a fun site


11 Aug 09 - 11:44 PM (#2698269)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Stilly River Sage

Have you seen that web site where you can enter your text on the church message board by the street? It looked quite realistic last time I saw it. I think some Mudcatters played with it and posted the results.

"The best position is on your knees" kind of thing. (Though I think that one was real.)

SRS


11 Aug 09 - 11:55 PM (#2698274)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

i did see that one there is some fun stuff out there for sure


12 Aug 09 - 04:01 AM (#2698332)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c

Darn it! I can't access your website OD. As a result you have not been consigned to the cellar..................yet.

I go away for a little while and what happens? My husband has become a sex symbol. I suppose this is his sneaky way of making sure I get on the plane next week and head back for Maine.

Just remember all you ladies.


















I'LL BE BACK.


12 Aug 09 - 05:33 AM (#2698372)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Nope none of your links work for me either Dan, and welcome back from this side of the pond too.
Tami, I trust Jason made up for Seamkus in his absence!

John


12 Aug 09 - 05:44 AM (#2698380)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca

Tami, all this talk of Blueberries make me think of breakfast at Uncle Andys!!! altho' the BEST blueberry pancakes I EVER tasted were at Mount Garfield in Colorado, light buttermilk melt-in-your-mouth with very fresh blueberries.....Droooool..


12 Aug 09 - 06:31 AM (#2698402)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

I couldn't connect with the links either.... but I know from experience that Kendall always returns to Jacqui.... She's willing to share if you keep the demands reasonable....

My son is off to university --flew out at 5:55am...


12 Aug 09 - 06:49 AM (#2698414)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

The best blueberry pancakes I ever ate were in Dani's sitting room. Delicious, even if they were not from Maine.

Tammy, you'll have your shot at Seamus.There is only one of him so, like myself, you must share!


12 Aug 09 - 07:10 AM (#2698432)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

He's so modest :)


12 Aug 09 - 08:47 AM (#2698484)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72

The links didn't work for me, either but I'm thinking that may not be a bad thing...


12 Aug 09 - 09:08 AM (#2698495)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Try it now folks, thunderstorm knocked down my server, back up and running tee hee. Cellar here I come


12 Aug 09 - 09:16 AM (#2698504)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Hey Maeve did you ever have a concord grape pie? It is wonderful actually. I have 5.5 miles of concord grapes behind my house that are owned by several friends. I will ship you a box when they get ripe. This is the grape producing region of NY


12 Aug 09 - 09:18 AM (#2698506)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Rapparee

Poor Kendall. All alone in the wilds of Maine, abandoned. I'm glad he has had some abandoned company.


12 Aug 09 - 09:23 AM (#2698512)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Now he is all over TV ... see what happen when you are gone ... the rascal
TV


12 Aug 09 - 09:36 AM (#2698526)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

And even Spain and England honored him with a new postage stamp
stamp

see you should never go home to visit this is what happens my gosh Captain you have been busy


12 Aug 09 - 10:07 AM (#2698547)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: bobad

Uh oh


12 Aug 09 - 10:23 AM (#2698554)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

bobad
I am so busted ... LOL I am hoping Jacqui is too busy to stop back. yup that's my hope. The thunderstorm was a fortunate event for me that knocked down my server at just the right time.


12 Aug 09 - 10:32 AM (#2698557)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Jacqui even the currency has changed since you been gone
money


12 Aug 09 - 11:36 AM (#2698581)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

some thread creep. Folks if you have youtube videos please set your permissions to allow comments by approval only. The fakers put some crap on Bruce's youtube video's that I removed. Now they are hitting youtube catters pretty good


12 Aug 09 - 12:25 PM (#2698619)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c

Thanks Dan, all is now clear.

All I can say is that it just shows what good taste I have in men and that I've got something that Angelina and Paris admire, but can't have!

That doesn't keep you out the cellar though, Dan. And you're right - it's gonna be a long, long time. BTW, you know the cellar is a no smoking zone, don't you?


12 Aug 09 - 12:28 PM (#2698621)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

dang that is going to be really hard time. I gonna ask Barry Finn if he can sing some work shanties while I am down there


12 Aug 09 - 12:32 PM (#2698623)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Jean(eanjay)

Shame about youtube, does that mean all those great comments from people are lost?

PS: Glad you're back, just knew from the thread title who it was :-)

Love bobad's link.

lol


12 Aug 09 - 12:58 PM (#2698653)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

enjay sadly yes


12 Aug 09 - 01:08 PM (#2698661)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Everyone thinks that Kendall is called captain cause of the sea. Nope I know the real truth, it was not Armstrong that first landed on the moon, it was our Kendall

captainonthemoon


12 Aug 09 - 01:28 PM (#2698666)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Why me, Lord? How did I get to be such a lightening rod?


12 Aug 09 - 01:29 PM (#2698669)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Your magnetic personality?


12 Aug 09 - 01:36 PM (#2698673)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

olddude, the best advice I can give you is either get a job or a therapist...FAST! As Head Kendall Groupie even I am a bit mystified by this obsession. If you carry through on your threat to attend the Getaway, the Captain may need an order of protection. And keep in mind - NO FLASHING DURING HIS PERFORMANCE! It distracts him.


12 Aug 09 - 01:55 PM (#2698680)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Mary
you are next lady!, send me photo's people, payback for the Jello threats ya know LOL ... The captain and Jacqui are good sports for letting me pick on them and they know I tease cause they are my friends


12 Aug 09 - 02:04 PM (#2698688)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

And I am harmless Mary as long as I keep taking the medicine LOL
I no longer hear the little voices that keep saying "climb the bell tower bring the rifle" LOL ... by the way I got Bruce, Ron and JT with the photo's also ... bobad got me ... my kids like that one bobad

still laughing


12 Aug 09 - 02:04 PM (#2698689)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

I have photo's of Mary ;)


12 Aug 09 - 02:13 PM (#2698697)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

by the way it is a really fun website, I was playing with it while copying a big database files for a client.   Anyone can use it free give it a try

photofunia


12 Aug 09 - 02:17 PM (#2698702)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

No banjo players then


12 Aug 09 - 02:35 PM (#2698708)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Sadly no John but I will make one for ya , we need one for fiddlers also and accordion ... got some time on my hands as you can see... dang Reminds me gotta fix Pete Waddon's site I promised awhile ago ... sorry Pete


12 Aug 09 - 03:56 PM (#2698775)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca

Giok, my advice to you re:Mary and pictures is "Stop digging..."


12 Aug 09 - 05:07 PM (#2698855)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Hee hee, I know Micca, just teasing. Coffee has been taken by now you know.


12 Aug 09 - 11:52 PM (#2699131)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince

At least the Cap'ns face didn't turn up where Rush Limbaugh's did


13 Aug 09 - 12:00 AM (#2699133)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Dean
that is awesome


13 Aug 09 - 08:08 AM (#2699325)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

First cup in hand. Do not provoke me, MacKenzie. I know where you live!


13 Aug 09 - 11:35 AM (#2699448)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Mary is soooo cute when she gets all puffed up like that...


13 Aug 09 - 11:53 AM (#2699464)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

I have your address Mr Jessup, and can pass it on to SINSULL without any feelings of guilt.


13 Aug 09 - 12:41 PM (#2699496)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

LOL
so do I get my photo or not ... (ok never mind, Mary would pelt me with Jell-O I just know it)

there is a cruel side to that girl ya know .. :-)


13 Aug 09 - 12:51 PM (#2699502)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Nope, I know which side my bread is buttered on Dan, and I quite like living too.


13 Aug 09 - 12:52 PM (#2699504)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

That Amos though, he deserves it, for what he did to that whisky ;)


13 Aug 09 - 12:54 PM (#2699506)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

Careful, Dan. You mess with Sinsull you mess with all of us... Mwahahahaha!

Your friend,

maeve


13 Aug 09 - 01:18 PM (#2699531)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

LOL Maeve is one lady I would not want to be on the wrong side of .
SINS, dangling her participles




and she is only a raw recruit to the Evil Sisterhood.


13 Aug 09 - 01:25 PM (#2699535)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

You girls stick together I can see that for sure. I ain't messing with ya .. I know when I am beat ... LOL


13 Aug 09 - 01:26 PM (#2699537)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72

"Mary is soooo cute when she gets all puffed up like that... "

Amos, it's not funny to tease Mary about her "special atributes" like that. :-)





Ok, so do I get my first trip to the cellah for that?


13 Aug 09 - 01:30 PM (#2699543)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

BECCA CELLAH

love,
maeve


13 Aug 09 - 01:33 PM (#2699546)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Becca
you can join me, I will share Maeve's pie , captain said he was going to clear a place off


13 Aug 09 - 01:33 PM (#2699547)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

BECCAH ?


13 Aug 09 - 01:35 PM (#2699548)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Hello Daughter, nice of you to drop in. Dont disturb the spiders.


13 Aug 09 - 01:43 PM (#2699553)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve

Sins- I really think dangling earrings are so much more becoming...the little penguins suit you, or the singing nuns you're in the habit of wearing on song circle nights. Even though the cunning red lobstahs aren't all they're cracked up to be, they do allow your inner beauty to better shine than dangling participles.

I must, however, protest your recent characterization of myself as being a raw anything. In the words of one Mehitabel,

"one life up and the next life
down archy but always a lady
through it all"

Don Marquis, in "archy and mehitabel," 1927 found here

maeve


13 Aug 09 - 01:54 PM (#2699560)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Archie and Mehitabel were Red Skelton's seagulls. No past life progressions there.

Becca - come out of the cellar and I will see to it that you pay for that crack. I will be yard saling next week.


13 Aug 09 - 01:59 PM (#2699563)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Saling, saling, over the bounded yards
Bringing back schlock and glitzy crap, the life is very hard!
Nuns and lobstahs, even a singing Bass!
Not even Jesus was so brave
As to mess with Mary's ass!

A


13 Aug 09 - 02:02 PM (#2699566)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72

I think I'd rather stay in the cellah!


13 Aug 09 - 02:09 PM (#2699573)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72

John,
You've got the Maine accent a bit backwards...you have to add an "r" when there isn't one... it's "Beccar".
Around these parts we drink sodar and watch Lawr & Ordah.


13 Aug 09 - 03:04 PM (#2699621)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Not "Lawr & Ohdah"? Not that I want to question, only to clarify.


13 Aug 09 - 03:05 PM (#2699622)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Oops... I should have typed "Lawr & Ahhdah". Sohrry abouht thaht.


13 Aug 09 - 03:08 PM (#2699623)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72

Depends on what part of the state you're in, Gnu. :-)


13 Aug 09 - 03:14 PM (#2699628)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

I am often in a terrible state.


13 Aug 09 - 03:16 PM (#2699631)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Apparently, the slumping economy has given Amos a death wish. Always stirring the pot, aren't we, Mr. Jessup. Expresso? Colombian? Or decaf at the Getaway?


13 Aug 09 - 03:17 PM (#2699635)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Careful... she my lace the decaf with sommat old.


13 Aug 09 - 03:40 PM (#2699655)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Who is this Laura Norder anyway?


13 Aug 09 - 04:03 PM (#2699668)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince

RED SKELTON'S SEAGULLS WERE GERTRUDE AND HEATHCLIFF1

Sheesh, some people got no culture....


13 Aug 09 - 04:32 PM (#2699683)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Mary dear
and you are such and angel !!
and I am so in the Cellar for this one

AngelMary


13 Aug 09 - 04:42 PM (#2699689)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

and the new fashion line from our Mary

you know I love you sins ... so be gentle

maryfashion


13 Aug 09 - 04:49 PM (#2699692)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Going to hide now ... I will be back in a week ... look for me under that big tree stump ... or the Rock out back in the garden ...

I am soooo dead


13 Aug 09 - 04:58 PM (#2699695)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Lime Jell-O at ten paces. Maeve is my second. You can run; you can hide; but I WILL FIND YOU. I know where you live and I have family within walking distance.


13 Aug 09 - 04:59 PM (#2699696)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Hide? You'd better appreciate her hide.


13 Aug 09 - 05:03 PM (#2699698)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

gnu,
Did you give him that picture or was it Jacqui, that silly old bat? I shouldn't complain. At least I am not pictured as a nun...that was foolish.


13 Aug 09 - 05:03 PM (#2699699)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

did I mention I love you .... Oh my God I am soooo dead


13 Aug 09 - 05:06 PM (#2699700)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c

I WAS looking for photos but Dan found one before I did.

Hehehehehehehehe...............


13 Aug 09 - 05:09 PM (#2699701)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

seriously folk, Thank you for the great laughs I really need them and being such wonderful sports. I am off for a few days leaving late tonight, Heading out to hug my kids. My youngest I haven't seen since my oldest daughters wedding so I am pretty happy right now. Going to do a little fly fishin also ... Mary I will take the lime Jello over the head I deserve it but it sure was fun ...

love to all
Dan


13 Aug 09 - 05:13 PM (#2699703)
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From: Leadfingers

I'm living on rain and road kill sleeping in a hollow log


13 Aug 09 - 06:51 PM (#2699778)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Mary... the only pic I have of you is holding Jean's works... remember? I am a good guy. I would never mess with you. Unless you mess with me. But, being of Irish decent descent, you know that, and you don't mess with peeps. Now, there may be some that deserve messing with... but I shant name any names... they have made it clear who they are and I hope they sleep well... for a while.


13 Aug 09 - 06:56 PM (#2699783)
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From: Janie

Please, Dan, before you go...Mary as a nun?


13 Aug 09 - 07:10 PM (#2699789)
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From: John MacKenzie

With the fishes g?


13 Aug 09 - 07:19 PM (#2699795)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

"The hills are alive, with the sound of SINSULL...."


13 Aug 09 - 07:32 PM (#2699803)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Dan, enjoy fishing while you may. I had to give up fly fishing; they became too hard to skin.


13 Aug 09 - 07:37 PM (#2699806)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Et tu, Janie?


13 Aug 09 - 07:45 PM (#2699810)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Hail Mary, full of grace....      

















(and forgiveness?


13 Aug 09 - 07:47 PM (#2699812)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Let's pretend I left the closing parenthes(i)(e)s off on purpose because it is certainly an open question.


13 Aug 09 - 07:50 PM (#2699813)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Render to Caesar, the things that are Caesar's and to Mary the things that are Mary's.

I think that's a "NO", Janie.


13 Aug 09 - 07:52 PM (#2699817)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Uh Oh.


13 Aug 09 - 08:21 PM (#2699834)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Un to ward? Which ward, you ask? Ah, there is your first clue.


13 Aug 09 - 08:27 PM (#2699838)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

Another one of Kendall's women


13 Aug 09 - 08:52 PM (#2699856)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1

Joe, my friend, it was nice knowing you. And owning a third of you for such a short while. She will find you, you know. And you will be showered, nay, buried in lighthouse hideobilia, such a collection of kitsch as has never been collected in one place before (and hopefully never will again). Beware of foghorns and revolving light beams...


13 Aug 09 - 08:59 PM (#2699857)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Ooooh!!!!!!   Aaaaah!!!!!!!!

(Don't do it, Janie....don't hit the subm-)


13 Aug 09 - 09:31 PM (#2699881)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

Oh boy Joe, all I can say is
"dead man walking"

ahhh can I have your guitar after Mary kills you?


thenewmountrushmore


13 Aug 09 - 09:31 PM (#2699882)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude

headin out, take care folks talk to you in a couple of days

love Dan


13 Aug 09 - 09:35 PM (#2699888)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Joe Offer is dead meat.


13 Aug 09 - 09:42 PM (#2699892)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Sister Mary Paschal Candle Half-lit is on a tear...


13 Aug 09 - 10:05 PM (#2699897)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Hands off, Sins, 'til Dani, Tami and I have had our use of him....

After all, we paid good money for him.


13 Aug 09 - 10:27 PM (#2699902)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

Hmmm. Dani? Tami? Janie?
I've got photos of all of them. I wonder what I can cook up....

(click)


13 Aug 09 - 11:05 PM (#2699922)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Hark, the herald angel SINS,
Not too sweet, and not too thin!
Not too hard, and full of Love,
Rich with bounty up above!

Joyful all ye Maineish curs,
Holding Yard Sales just for her,
Bring your shlocky gllitz and trash,
Mary's here, with hard earned cash!
Hark, the herald angel, SINS,
Rummaging through
The trundle bins!


14 Aug 09 - 04:50 AM (#2700014)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c

ROTFLMAO!

Brilliant pics and I loved the carol, amos. That I have to learn!


14 Aug 09 - 05:30 AM (#2700041)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Why is only one of the life size, Joe?


14 Aug 09 - 06:05 AM (#2700057)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Kendall

It's nice to know I'm not the only target in this shooting gallery!


14 Aug 09 - 06:38 AM (#2700076)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani

....speechless....

Dani


14 Aug 09 - 07:57 AM (#2700108)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Why have they all made tight fists? MAybe to punch out Joe?


14 Aug 09 - 09:04 AM (#2700151)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Rapparee

I'm REALLY glad I'm up in these mountains, living a virtuous life and about all not having a server I can use to...never mind.


14 Aug 09 - 12:02 PM (#2700245)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: beardedbruce

R,

Need a server? I have a spare Sunfire V280 ( replaced with V440 and V480) if you can either come get it or pay shipping.


14 Aug 09 - 05:47 PM (#2700474)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1

You, Mr. Offer, have waaaaay too much time on your hands. Come east, I can fix those pesky moments of boredom, we need a slave to bundle firewood at the park.


14 Aug 09 - 07:49 PM (#2700576)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Kendall

I keep losing my cookie!


14 Aug 09 - 07:54 PM (#2700584)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

You know, I don't know why Ranger1 is complaining. I thought that she and Janie got pretty good pictures. Dani, as usual, was a bit of a problem. This (click) is her usual pose at the Getaway (despite appearances to the contrary, she and Micca are practicing transcendental meditation in this photo)..
After a lot of effort, I was able to come up with this (click) revision of my "Triplets" picture.
-Joe-


14 Aug 09 - 08:31 PM (#2700610)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani

Holy SHIT!

Someone take that camera away from him!

Is that really ME?!? Micca, what the hell were we doing?!

Dani


14 Aug 09 - 08:39 PM (#2700618)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

That was at the 2004 Getaway, Dani, in the Mudcat cabin at about 4 AM. I think we stayed up because Seamus Kennedy came to visit after a gig, and we didn't want him to sing to nobody.
Nowadays, we get to sleep at a more reasonable hour....or not.
-Joe-


14 Aug 09 - 08:59 PM (#2700627)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca

Dani, I am willing to forget ALL about that incident if you are, Deal?


14 Aug 09 - 09:03 PM (#2700629)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

I'm getting a LOT of good laughs from this thread....


14 Aug 09 - 09:09 PM (#2700633)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

2004?   Oh, well then.

I'm younger than that now.


14 Aug 09 - 09:10 PM (#2700635)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1

Oh, I think we can get some more laughs...anyone got pix of Joe in his inflatable horse costume?


14 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM (#2700637)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani

mum's the word, my friend. Mum.

Dani


15 Aug 09 - 07:45 AM (#2700833)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John Hardly

Curiously, Greek fisherman's caps look suprisingly good with nipples on top.


15 Aug 09 - 12:29 PM (#2700951)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Nipples look good on top of everything.


15 Aug 09 - 12:56 PM (#2700967)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John Hardly

"Nipples look good on top of everything."

Maybe, but shoes can really rub the ones on the top of your feet pretty raw.


15 Aug 09 - 01:05 PM (#2700972)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince

As recently as the time of the Salem witch trials, having a nipple (or any skin irregularity vaguely resembling one)in any non-standard place could get you convicted as a witch. Someone, typically the preacher and the jailor I guess, would look the suspect over throughly for such evidence.


15 Aug 09 - 01:35 PM (#2701005)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

So, a third nipple during pregnacy was a death sentence?


15 Aug 09 - 02:57 PM (#2701075)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

"Giggle giggle giggle" she says, as she tiptoes quitely out of the line of fire....


15 Aug 09 - 04:43 PM (#2701158)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Kendall

Come back here! No one escapes the inquisition.


16 Aug 09 - 03:34 AM (#2701439)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca

Tami re your request 14 Aug 09.10
" Your wish is my command ,Oh Mistress of the Lamp"
THE Horse show


16 Aug 09 - 05:44 AM (#2701466)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Oh dear, still makes me cringe, but I'll have a pint of whatever they were on at the time.

J


16 Aug 09 - 06:34 AM (#2701471)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

You are all certifiable.


16 Aug 09 - 06:48 AM (#2701476)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1

Yes, kendall, we are. But NEVER boring.

Micca, I don't think I can do anything with moving pictures. Need a still one for what I have in mind...


16 Aug 09 - 09:54 AM (#2701544)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

Lordy, Micca, did you really have to resurrect that one?

Nothing like having one's most embarrassing moment in 57 years documented on YouTube!


16 Aug 09 - 10:41 AM (#2701562)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca

Sorry Janie, I will grovel when I see you, I promise


16 Aug 09 - 01:04 PM (#2701650)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

You dont see me making a "Horse's ass" of myself. :-)


16 Aug 09 - 01:14 PM (#2701653)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

Some of us were "flaming-o asses" thank you very much......


16 Aug 09 - 01:53 PM (#2701686)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

But flamingos have long legs!


16 Aug 09 - 02:01 PM (#2701691)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Jock, yer dead meat, now.

I added an elucidative comment to the You Tube thread. Amusing what reactions the dang thing gets from perfect strangers. And imperfect ones, too.



A


16 Aug 09 - 02:38 PM (#2701712)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Hey Jessup WTF do I care, the people I like, like me, and the people I don't like, don't like me.
Life is prfect.

John G


16 Aug 09 - 04:26 PM (#2701788)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Well, I like you just fine, mon, as well you know; but remarks about flamingo legs might set about some people of delicacy changing their opinions in a volatile manner, is all. I'm just saying...



A


16 Aug 09 - 04:51 PM (#2701809)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

I dont get all the women. However, I was walking through the Mall the other day and two young girls tried to pick me up. I overheard one say to the other, "Get him"


16 Aug 09 - 06:19 PM (#2701856)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

Now Amos, there was a Getaway where I dislayed a "bit" of leg but there weren't any flamingos and I think I own the only video....

tink

(Okay perhaps Mrs Duck has a copy but it's pretty safe....)


16 Aug 09 - 07:28 PM (#2701887)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Hardly fair, Tink; we will start a conspiracy to demand a replay this year...



A


17 Aug 09 - 12:11 AM (#2702021)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

Tink, you may want to take a sledge hammer to your camera....You're in enough trouble already.
love,
-Joe-


17 Aug 09 - 12:17 AM (#2702023)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1

Hee, hee, hee, Mr. Offer. A little birdie e-mailed a very interesting photo earlier today. Now if only I can figure out how to post the damn thing...

I'm sure someone will be willing to help out on that front.


17 Aug 09 - 08:05 AM (#2702144)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

If you can upload to flicker or another photo site you can set a blue clickie to the photo....


tinker


who is waiting to see ....


17 Aug 09 - 08:13 AM (#2702151)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,SINSULL

Any video of the previous year's Ladies Of The Club video?????


17 Aug 09 - 08:39 PM (#2702692)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani

PLEASE let me know if I can be of any assistance, Tami.

I got a random message/comment on that damn photo of yours today, Joe.

Thanks, 'buddy'! As my kids say when I am not up to snuff: "how you gonna get me a new Daddy lookin' like that!?"

Dani


18 Aug 09 - 03:23 AM (#2702875)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

Well, I certainly didn't want that to happen, Dani. Photo's gone.

I'm very sorry, Dani.

-Joe-


18 Aug 09 - 08:50 AM (#2703034)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Tinker? "Dislayed" a leg? Do you have a wooden one that unscrews?


18 Aug 09 - 09:39 AM (#2703072)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Mary

CELLAR !!


18 Aug 09 - 10:03 AM (#2703090)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince

Ever since Dan started this, I've been wondering: Dan, did you mean "Dang it, Kendall gets all the women", or "That dang Kendall gets all the women". ?


18 Aug 09 - 11:23 AM (#2703144)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Either way it's not true. There are quite a few that I don't get.


18 Aug 09 - 01:41 PM (#2703220)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer

Yeah, the rest of us hang around waiting for the ones he "doesn't get," ever hopeful. Did you ever see this kendall guy in action? He struts around with a crowd of women behind, all of them reaching out to stroke his infamous black leather jacket. And all of the women seem so happy when he's around.

I wish I knew his technique...


18 Aug 09 - 01:47 PM (#2703222)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Whiskey. He's got five hundred miles to drive.


18 Aug 09 - 01:49 PM (#2703223)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

Sometimes he picks one of us to carry his guitar...or his coat. (SIGH)


18 Aug 09 - 02:24 PM (#2703256)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie

Anybody got a bucket of cold water handy?

J


18 Aug 09 - 03:10 PM (#2703287)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

Kendall and some of "his" Ladies


18 Aug 09 - 03:16 PM (#2703295)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

LOL I just noticed Alice's butt off to the right. Another groupie.


18 Aug 09 - 06:16 PM (#2703308)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker

I was wondering abput that myself. Alice didn't want to be left out, but clearly made her own statement.

If I remember right, Jacqui took the photo, and is probably responsible for the gigglefest as well.


18 Aug 09 - 06:24 PM (#2703316)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

The pussy looks unimpressed.


18 Aug 09 - 06:27 PM (#2703319)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince

I have a few pictures of 'catters now, but I was thinking that I didn't have anyone who has been on this thread. On second thought, though, I do have ONE
(from Apple Hollow)
                      Dean


18 Aug 09 - 06:53 PM (#2703342)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

Joe, it's like petting a cat. You have to act like you don't want to.

Actually, it just goes to show what good taste these Mudcat women have.


18 Aug 09 - 07:16 PM (#2703367)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Herga Kitty

Well, you know he's posted on Jacqui's birthday thread that he's planning to visit the UK next year, so he'll be hoovering up us British women too.....

Kitty


18 Aug 09 - 07:19 PM (#2703372)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos

Kendall:

As the darlings in your life grow more mature you have to learn how to treat them well. (Watch all the way through).

A


18 Aug 09 - 07:40 PM (#2703393)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu

Many a good tune... many...

Excellent vid, kid.


18 Aug 09 - 09:25 PM (#2703451)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie

That was wonderful, Amos!

I think Kendall and Jackie should replicate that in place of the Mummers Play this year.




Kendall,

Not to worry, I'm almost certain the Camp will have a debrillator somewhere on the grounds.


18 Aug 09 - 11:15 PM (#2703544)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Stilly River Sage

Here's a Mudcatter who at least got the attention of a woman!

Guy Wolff

Link 2


19 Aug 09 - 06:49 AM (#2703691)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani

Joe, no worries about the picture. I put it next to my mirror, so no matter how I look in the a.m., it gets better instantly.

Don't go worrying how Kendall does it... keep doing it your way. I'll bet your fan club would be more demonstrative if your wife was there, too! People are a little greedy (territorial?) about folks whom we only get to see in person once or twice a year : )

Dani


19 Aug 09 - 07:13 AM (#2703702)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall

If it aint broke, don't fix it.


19 Aug 09 - 08:35 AM (#2703747)
Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL

The only picture I have ever seen of Guy must be dated 1960. LOL That picture was a shock. I just assumed he was all of 25 - 30. He's at least 40.