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24 Aug 09 - 08:24 PM (#2707740) Subject: BS: OOPS From: Peace OOPS |
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24 Aug 09 - 08:26 PM (#2707742) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: gnu ? More like FUCK |
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24 Aug 09 - 08:26 PM (#2707743) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: gnu ME |
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24 Aug 09 - 08:30 PM (#2707745) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad Photoshop strikes again? |
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24 Aug 09 - 08:31 PM (#2707746) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: pdq Don't worry, sharks never bite when they're singing. |
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24 Aug 09 - 08:33 PM (#2707749) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad Hope he didn't get human bone in the throat. |
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24 Aug 09 - 09:12 PM (#2707762) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: olddude EMMMMM Taste Just Like Chicken |
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24 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM (#2707764) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Amos Is that a tiny plastic merman hanging up in the air there? A |
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24 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM (#2707766) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Rapparee At least the gentleman was clothed. |
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24 Aug 09 - 10:05 PM (#2707788) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: olddude And you thought you had a bad day huh |
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24 Aug 09 - 10:41 PM (#2707806) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Beer Reminds me of the current thread "Shittttttttt". Beer (adrien) |
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24 Aug 09 - 11:12 PM (#2707813) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: wysiwyg Uh, oooooops...... ~S~ |
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25 Aug 09 - 08:57 AM (#2708054) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Rapparee That's one heckuva tapeworm. |
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25 Aug 09 - 02:05 PM (#2708296) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: catspaw49 Aw geeziz Rap......I'm gonna fockin' throw up............... Spaw |
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25 Aug 09 - 02:19 PM (#2708302) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace SHAZPOT |
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25 Aug 09 - 03:35 PM (#2708359) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: gnu A cargo of bricks for the fine city hall of New York? |
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25 Aug 09 - 04:22 PM (#2708390) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Georgiansilver Guess there's more than one way to kill a shark!!!! |
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25 Aug 09 - 04:34 PM (#2708399) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace He's bait, GS, bait. |
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25 Aug 09 - 04:36 PM (#2708400) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Rapparee You know, not everyone can out-gross Spaw. |
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25 Aug 09 - 04:38 PM (#2708402) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace I have a joke that would make Spaw puke for-real. Of course, over the long-haul, he is indeed the King of Gross (no offence). |
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25 Aug 09 - 04:46 PM (#2708407) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad Well, you can't just leave us hanging like that. |
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25 Aug 09 - 04:58 PM (#2708418) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: artbrooks Yes you can...and please continue to do so. |
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25 Aug 09 - 05:08 PM (#2708426) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace LOL It's a visual. That is, it uses a few props in the telling. Pat Sky--from whom I learned it--made a fellow throw up when he told it. I have only once been able to do that but it was fun. Bobad, next time we meet I'll do the joke for you. However, it ain't for ladies. |
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25 Aug 09 - 05:11 PM (#2708430) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Jeri Which means you can tell me sometime, right? I used to eat lunch with doctors who thought it was fun to see if they could gross me out. I don't get grossed out. I've probably heard it already anyway. |
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25 Aug 09 - 05:16 PM (#2708437) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace You are too much a lady to have heard this one. AND, no, y'ain't gonna hear it from me. Here's the 'Mother of All Lists'. Worth bookmarking if you like this kinda stuff |
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25 Aug 09 - 05:23 PM (#2708447) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad Ah well Jeri, we can get together sometime and exchange hospital gross out stories. |
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25 Aug 09 - 05:58 PM (#2708490) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Jeri Medical people have an odd sense of humor. Bruce, I was in the Air Force, and I was in maintenance for the first four years. Once you tell guys "That stuff doesn't bother me," they do their damnedest to prove you wrong. I didn't hear this one in the Air Force, but I think I know it, so you're off the hook. (I couldn't tell it worth a damn, but I remember the punch line.) Boys!... sigh. |
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25 Aug 09 - 06:05 PM (#2708496) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace Nice try, Jeri. Nice try. |
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25 Aug 09 - 06:22 PM (#2708513) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Georgiansilver Depends how you look at it PEACE.. LOL |
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25 Aug 09 - 06:23 PM (#2708514) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Georgiansilver That was in reply to the 'bait' post |
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25 Aug 09 - 06:26 PM (#2708516) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace Lunch? |
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25 Aug 09 - 07:37 PM (#2708559) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad "Medical people have an odd sense of humor." You need that to buffer yourself from what you spend eight hours a day doing. |
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25 Aug 09 - 09:54 PM (#2708652) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Rapparee So do cops, firefighters, soldiers...and librarians. |
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25 Aug 09 - 09:59 PM (#2708656) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad Agreed Rap.......... but librarians? |
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25 Aug 09 - 10:38 PM (#2708666) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: wysiwyg And clergy, and their spouses. And undertakers.... ~S~ |
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25 Aug 09 - 11:26 PM (#2708679) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Beer Don't forget the garbage men. |
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25 Aug 09 - 11:55 PM (#2708690) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: open mike http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/08/0815_020815_photooftheyear.html reminds me of this photo--a composite.. http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blsharkattack.htm |
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26 Aug 09 - 12:18 AM (#2708696) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace Fake shark attacks abound on the www. |
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26 Aug 09 - 12:20 AM (#2708697) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace . . . and abound . . . |
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26 Aug 09 - 12:24 AM (#2708698) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Peace However, the REAL THING is NO JOKE! |
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26 Aug 09 - 09:17 AM (#2708907) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Rapparee Librarians, sure. You ever face someone who's livid because they "never took that out" and "I don't even have a library card" and who, when shown their application for a card with their signature on it claims "you forged that!"? Over a fifty cent fine? Ever cleaned up poop that falls out of loosely worn diapers or Depends? Or a public toilet that someone with diarrhea has made unusable? Or the blood from someone who yanks off their bandages at the checkout desk? Ever been threatened with a knife simply for standing at a desk helping people? Or found a used condom used as a bookmark? Had someone collapse in front of you (we have an AED in the library)? Had a police sniper shoot someone dead in a hostage situation you were involved in (as happened in the Salt Lake City PL)? Or been working in a building when a backpack explodes (SLCPL again)? Exhibitionists, drunks, and the mentally disturbed are simple, common problems. I could go on...but libraries and especially public libraries are viewed by many as places as nice as Canada AND are run by little old ladies who can be intimidated by a withering glance and the word "damn". Little do they know that librarians climb rocks, whitewater raft, engage in shooting sports from sporting clays to archery, hold top ranks in the martial arts, are ex-cops and ex-combat veterans (I know of three who jumped with the OSS to work with various resistance groups in WW2 and even more who fought in 'Nam), quilt, have children, can program in several computer languages, leap tall buildings with a single bound, and run a multimillion dollar library system with a multithousand dollar budget. And they still care. Yeah. Librarians. |
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26 Aug 09 - 10:15 AM (#2708949) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: bobad Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Rap, I had no idea, I may never set foot in a public library again, it makes Apocalypse Now look like a Sunday picnic. You guys should be issued riot gear and small arms - it's a jungle in there. |
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26 Aug 09 - 11:05 AM (#2708992) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: wysiwyg Oy, yes, diarrhea'd thrones. A FAVORITE "spare-time" task of clergy spouses. Can't tell you how may times I've encountered THAT when our church building's been opened for some other non-worship public use! One can't quite leave it for the part-time custodial guy! A condom as a hymnal bookmark, now, I have not seen. Yet. I'll ask Hardi though! He doesn't always tell me what HE finds, because it's such a frequent occurrence that SOME weird thing turns up! ~S~ |
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26 Aug 09 - 04:08 PM (#2709259) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Rapparee Bodad, Phoebe Ann Mosey was a girl from Darke County, Ohio who married a guy named Frank Butler -- they were married fifty years. Phoebe Ann and Frank lived in Cincinnati for a bit, and she probably took her stage name from a Cincinnati neighborhood -- Oakley. So our Library here started this. |
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26 Aug 09 - 10:16 PM (#2709511) Subject: RE: BS: OOPS From: Ed T Would you like chips with your meal, Mr shark? |
