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27 Aug 09 - 03:49 PM (#2710069) Subject: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: Genie I know Charlie wants his "Shit!" thread to stay in BS (Imagine that!) and he doesn't want to commemorate his recent ordeal in song, but some of us have less will power. ; ) Who Threw The Fuzzy Balls In Charlie Ipcar's Potty? (Tune:Who Threw The Overalls In Mistress Murphy's Chowder? George L. Giefer) Charlie's tenants threw a party just about a day ago, Children by the dozens - no, the party was not slow. The party did not faze us as they reveled in their games, Only for what happened next, it was a stinking shame! When Charlie checked the basement locker out, He gagged there on the spot. He found a reeking overflow from the bottom of a pot! He nearly lost his lunch as that 'perfume' assailed his snout. He called a local plumber up who snaked the problem out: Chorus: "Who threw the fuzzy balls in Charlie Ipcar's potty?" Was it just an fluke or was a toddler bein' naughty? "It's a childish prank, it's true! They should spank the kid that threw The the fuzzy balls in Charlie Ipcar's potty!" They fished the toys from out the drain & bailed the basement floor, Charlie swore he'd ne'er seen piles of shit like that before. It plastered up the storage unit nigh up to his knees, And till the plumber said "all clear," he couldn't safely pee! Then Charlie spent the afternoon a-shoveling shit about To see what could be salvaged and what had to be thrown out. It's assinine the crap that was created by some brat, And lemon flavored bleach is simply not the match for that! Chorus: "Who threw the fuzzy balls in Charlie Ipcar's potty?" Was it just an fluke or was a toddler bein' naughty? "It's a childish prank, it's true! They should spank the kid that threw The the fuzzy balls in Charlie Ipcar's potty!" |
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27 Aug 09 - 03:53 PM (#2710077) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: Genie Actually, the title and chorus should be changed: Who Threw The Fuzzy Balls In Charlie's Tenants' Potty? (Tune: Who Threw The Overalls In Mistress Murphy's Chowder? George L. Giefer) Charlie's tenants threw a party just about a day ago, Children by the dozens - no, the party was not slow. The party did not faze us as they reveled in their games, Only for what happened next, it was a stinking shame! When Charlie checked the basement locker out, He gagged there on the spot. He found a reeking overflow from the bottom of a pot! He nearly lost his lunch as that 'perfume' assailed his snout. He called a local plumber up who snaked the problem out: Chorus: "Who threw the fuzzy balls in Charlie's Tenants' potty?" Was it just an fluke or was a toddler bein' naughty? "It's a childish prank, it's true! They should spank the kid that threw The the fuzzy balls in Charlie's Tenants' potty!" They fished the toys from out the drain & bailed the basement floor, Charlie swore he'd ne'er seen piles of shit like that before. It plastered up the storage unit nigh up to his knees, And till the plumber said "all clear," he couldn't safely pee! Then Charlie spent the afternoon a-shoveling shit about To see what could be salvaged and what had to be thrown out. It's assinine the crap that was created by some brat, And lemon flavored bleach is simply not the match for that! Chorus: "Who threw the fuzzy balls in Charlie's Tenants' potty?" Was it just an fluke or was a toddler bein' naughty? "It's a childish prank, it's true! They should spank the kid that threw The the fuzzy balls in Charlie's Tenants' potty!" (If a clone wants to substitute this post for the previous one, that's good. |
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27 Aug 09 - 03:54 PM (#2710078) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: Rapparee Shouldn't that be "throne" instead of "thrown"? |
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27 Aug 09 - 04:10 PM (#2710088) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: Genie That would be a good (groin-worthy?) pun to have "throne" into the lyric. I'll leave that for the next person's parody. ; D |
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27 Aug 09 - 04:14 PM (#2710094) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: gnu Excellent! |
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27 Aug 09 - 04:23 PM (#2710107) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: Genie T'anks. (Or should that be "Tanks?") ; D |
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27 Aug 09 - 11:26 PM (#2710357) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Who Threw Balls In Charlie's Potty From: Charley Noble Genie- Excellent! You should feel flushed with success! Your ditty might form a set with one I composed a few years ago titled "Justice en Lieu." And maybe "Seven Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory" and "I'm Glad I'm Working Down Below" and "They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer." Cheerily, Charley Noble |