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BS: Hoarding ....caption

04 Sep 09 - 11:01 AM (#2716146)
Subject: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

Behind the couch, hoarding kitty has collection 3 ft deep.


04 Sep 09 - 11:03 AM (#2716147)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

Feather toys sorted by color

Squeak toys sorted by tone

Furry toys sorted by size

Catnip toys... well, can go anywhere


04 Sep 09 - 01:16 PM (#2716237)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

Crazy cat-hoarding woman has crazy feather-hoarding cats.


04 Sep 09 - 01:17 PM (#2716238)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

you should see
what the dog is collecting
in the back yard


04 Sep 09 - 07:43 PM (#2716479)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Ed T

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?

"Legs" ZZ TOP


04 Sep 09 - 11:10 PM (#2716569)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

the THING

under the couch

MWeowah ha ha hahaha


05 Sep 09 - 09:59 AM (#2716725)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

There's one
for the Gripper!!


05 Sep 09 - 10:49 AM (#2716751)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: SharonA

...and there's the white flag -- er, paw -- folks! It's the last lap of the 2009 NASCARPET Sprint Cup race, and Fuzz Feathertoy is in the lead! Gams Anklecalf is falling behind in second place. Folks, it looks like Feathertoy is going to take this championship with ease, unless Anklecalf steps up quickly...


05 Sep 09 - 11:17 AM (#2716773)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: topical tom

Okay, could someone get me a broom?


05 Sep 09 - 11:20 AM (#2716775)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

You can't escape the long arm of the paw.


05 Sep 09 - 12:27 PM (#2716828)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: topical tom

Good one, Alice! LOL!


06 Sep 09 - 11:04 AM (#2717454)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Charley Noble

Alice-

"You can't escape the long arm of the paw."

The winner by a claw!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


06 Sep 09 - 11:15 AM (#2717456)
Subject: RE: BS: Hoarding ....caption
From: Alice

Well, right after I submitted, I realized I SHOULD have written...

"You can't escape the long arm of the CLAW."