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05 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM (#2717139) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: catspaw49 Okay.....no need to beg you jackass........Happy Birthday! To the rest of you.......The friggin' hilljack started this phony thread in the hopes of someone noticing it was HIS birthday! So here ya' go .........geeziz.......... Spaw |
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05 Sep 09 - 08:45 PM (#2717141) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Peace Yeah. Happy Birthday, Rita. You too, Bobert. |
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05 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM (#2717145) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: ranger1 Spaw, I already wished him happy birthday on the other thread! Geez, make me do twice the typing! Happy birthday Bobert. In your honor, I will play my Sidewalk Bob CD on my way to work tomorrow. |
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05 Sep 09 - 08:50 PM (#2717147) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Peace I agree with Tami. Now I've said Happy Birtday TWICE to Bobert. Ain't gonna say it at all next year. |
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05 Sep 09 - 08:52 PM (#2717150) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu No matter. As long as I get to wish Rita a happy Bday. Oh, yeah, you too Bobert. |
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05 Sep 09 - 08:59 PM (#2717159) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: SINSULL So I have to take back my Unbirthday wish? Happy Birthday, you damn fool. Enjoy! |
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05 Sep 09 - 09:34 PM (#2717186) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Happy Birthday backatcha, Spawzer... Oh, and a happy one to ya, Rita, and if I might say, yer not lookin' a day over 17 to me... BTW, someone here is Sept. 5th other than Rita, me and the Spawzer... So fess the heck up before it's too late!!! I will find you if it takes me a hunnert years fir gettin' me in the mess... I swear I will... I'll track you down like a bllodhound... Get my ass in this kinda pickle on my friggin' birthday, will ya... Yeah, if I gotta get Charlie Chan and Boston Blackie we're gonna finda ya... Like that Northwest Mounty we'll bring you to justice... I don't care if yer draggin' a diaylsis machine from cave to cave in the back woods of Wes Ginny... I know all them caves... Ha... I know caves that bats don't even know about... Make a fool outta me on my birthday, will ya??? Hey, I got connections... Ya' ever hear of Jimmy Trafficant??? Well, hell no ya' ain't... Don't mess with Texas 'er a hillbilly... Right there in the Bible... Fir real... B~ |
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05 Sep 09 - 09:55 PM (#2717206) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Beer If this is your day, may it bet the best. Adrien |
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05 Sep 09 - 10:15 PM (#2717222) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: catspaw49 Well thanks Bobertz!!! Only 9 months to go til I get to celebrate! Could you send me some of whatever to hell it is you're gettin' goofed up on? I hate to see you keep it all to yourself and besides, too much of that narcotic will make your hillbilly ass null and void....... Spaw |
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05 Sep 09 - 10:22 PM (#2717226) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: catspaw49 And btw......I'm an east Ohio boy and I know Jimmy Trafficant. I can't believe they let that fockin' Dago(*) outta' the can! What a piece of work............ Spaw (*)-allowable in dealing with your own kind |
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06 Sep 09 - 12:00 AM (#2717269) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: olddude My friend, a very happy birthday to you ... and many more |
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06 Sep 09 - 12:02 AM (#2717271) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: olddude I will see if the shiners can get you a jar of the good stuff LOL |
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06 Sep 09 - 12:05 AM (#2717274) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: wysiwyg BH, I hope the P-Vine spanks the CRAP outta you. (Of course I know you LIKE that.) ~S~ |
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06 Sep 09 - 02:29 AM (#2717312) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: alanabit Happy birthday to one of our most likeable eccentrics! |
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06 Sep 09 - 03:43 AM (#2717323) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Sandra in Sydney birfday greetings |
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06 Sep 09 - 04:31 AM (#2717336) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: My guru always said Many Happies for yesterday, today, tomorrow & all your days! Hil |
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06 Sep 09 - 05:42 AM (#2717353) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: topical tom Happy Birthday, Bobert, and many more! |
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06 Sep 09 - 09:17 AM (#2717417) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Not to worry, WYSuzie... The P-Vine spanks the crap outta me on all day's ending in "y"... You've seen it with yer own two eyes and you know of what I speak... That is why I am a bluesman... Speakin' of the blues??? Don't tease, oldster... If ya' can't come thru with the goods then it's mighty cruel to even bring it up... Oh??? I hate fruit in my shine so don't show up at the door with a bottle o' apple 'er peach... That stuff is fir kids, ya hear??? "Dago", Spawzer??? I thought Jimmy was a "hunky"??? Might o' fact, I kinda had you pegged as a hunky, too... As for my b-day, ya'll... It was a good 'un... Drove down (up) to Stuart's Draft and ended up buyin' an old church pew fir fifty bucks... Figured that maybe I needed a little religion and thought that if I just would sit in that pew a few minutes every day that that would certainly get me a couple steps closer to Heaven... But seems that getting the thing got me a few steps closer to the P-Vine's doghouse... Ya' see, the sumabichin' church pew just barely fit into the Honda CRV and, well, it took up her passanger seat and so the only place to sit was the small fold up (down) back seat and so she couldn't nag me as well from back there 'cuase I really couldn't hear her that well so... Well, when the P-Vione don't get in her daily nagging requirments (DNRs) then she get real cranky so by the time we got home from Stuart's Draft she was ready to do some serious ass-whuppin' and seein' as the cats were in hidin' there was only one ass around to whup... Know what I mean??? That's why I am a bluesman... But nevermind apple shine and asswhups 'cause it's a new day... BTW, I am still steamed that the other Sept. 5'er didn't fess up but I'm on their case... B~ |
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06 Sep 09 - 09:30 AM (#2717424) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: GUEST,Janie Well, I'm late again for the party, but that is a womanz perogative! Happy birthday dear buddy, and have a whole bunch more of 'em! Janie |
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06 Sep 09 - 09:40 AM (#2717427) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: GUEST,Russ Best wishes, Bobert. I don't celebrate birthdays any more. I endure them. Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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06 Sep 09 - 10:09 AM (#2717440) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Gotcha, Russ... No matter, Janie... The party is still in fool, ahhhhh, full swing... I like to keep these things going a couple days to be sure that I have learnt up my lesson... B~ |
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06 Sep 09 - 11:24 AM (#2717462) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: VirginiaTam Well it seems a number of catters had birthday yesterday, so I am just going to let my little acrobats spell it out for all of them.
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06 Sep 09 - 12:16 PM (#2717480) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: jacqui.c Strange that. I knew, before I opened the thread, who the OP was. Must be psychic Many happy returns to one of my favourite Old Farts. I am so looking forward to seeing you in four weeks time. Don't forget the feathers.... Live long, die happy darlin'. |
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06 Sep 09 - 12:53 PM (#2717492) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert I'm more apt to forget my geetar than the feathers, jacqui... lol... |
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06 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM (#2717499) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: jacqui.c ROTFLMAO |
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06 Sep 09 - 06:17 PM (#2717645) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bat Goddess Happy B.D., Bobert! Keep on celebrating for at least a month! Don't just HAVE birthdays (no matter what anyone says) -- think of the alternative! Linn |
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06 Sep 09 - 08:07 PM (#2717712) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Whaddaya tryin' to say, Godess??? Like I hatched out??? Then it would be Happy Hatchday... No, maybe I grew unner a cabbage plant??? Then it would be Happy Cabbageday... No, no... I got it... I weren't born at all... I'm an alien from Mars... Yeah, that's it... I must me an alien from Mars 'cause when I was a kid I loved MarsBars... So firget them Cabbagedays and Hatchdays 'cause it's... ...Happy Marsday!!! Yezzir, 'er Mam in yer case... B~ |
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06 Sep 09 - 11:20 PM (#2717790) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: ranger1 Bobert, I don't think that was quite what Batty was trying to say. Kinda more like "Happy Above the Ground Day," I think. |
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07 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM (#2717955) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert I like above ground jus' fine... Kinda makes life worth livin', if ya know what I mean... |
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07 Sep 09 - 08:11 AM (#2717980) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: kendall Have a funny one. |
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07 Sep 09 - 12:46 PM (#2718118) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Late Birthday hugs, Bobzy |
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07 Sep 09 - 12:59 PM (#2718133) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Amos Laugh all the way to the Getaway, Bobez. We'll knock out some fine blues for your late lamented burfday when we meet up there. A |
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07 Sep 09 - 01:18 PM (#2718150) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu Now I would like to see and hear that! |
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07 Sep 09 - 02:09 PM (#2718187) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Amos Well, Gnus, kiss your mom and fly on down. It ain't full up yet!!! A |
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07 Sep 09 - 02:18 PM (#2718194) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bat Goddess Yeah, what Tami said -- the alternative to having birthdays is NOT having them. Don't even want to THINK of that, fer-pete's-sake! (Or fer_Bobert's-sake!) (Ya mean ya WEREN'T found in the cabbage patch?!?) Linn |
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07 Sep 09 - 04:24 PM (#2718294) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: frogprince Was just outa town for a couple of days, so missed the word. Have a good afterbirth day, Bobert. |
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07 Sep 09 - 05:56 PM (#2718364) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Well, Godess, I mighta come from the cabbage patch... Can't quite rememberate back that far... |
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07 Sep 09 - 10:56 PM (#2718551) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: katlaughing Sorry I wasn't in here earlier. Hope you had a good one, Bobert and many, many more! luvyakat |
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07 Sep 09 - 11:24 PM (#2718570) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: ranger1 Personally, I hold with the theory that he might have fallen off the turnip truck. |
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08 Sep 09 - 07:49 AM (#2718765) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert HHHHH??? That might account for this strange knot I have on the back of my head... B~ |
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08 Sep 09 - 09:04 AM (#2718837) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Rapparee I think he sorta sprouted up like a poisonous mushroom, maybe a stinkhorn or a death angel, and was found in a patch of poison ivy. BUT! He was clutching a tiny little guitar! True, it only played "Pop Goes The Weasel" when you turned the little crank, but that's still all he can play when you turn the big old crank now. In fact, it's the only piece he knows. Drives the P-Vine nuts, especially the little hand with the middle finger extended that pops up when the music gets to "POP! goes the weasel!" Still, I hope he had a Happy Sproutingday. |
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08 Sep 09 - 07:22 PM (#2719354) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu I cannot believe nobody went with the knothead angle... Rap, Spaw, Amos??? NOBODY? I mean, it's knot my style. I have more class than all of them and beyond added up and multiplied. I would never stoop as low as they. I would knot. |
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08 Sep 09 - 07:26 PM (#2719359) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Amos That was because it's knot gnu's. A |
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08 Sep 09 - 07:30 PM (#2719363) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu Hehehehehee. |
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09 Sep 09 - 08:31 AM (#2719701) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: freda underhill beelated hippy birthday Bobertz x freda |
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09 Sep 09 - 06:44 PM (#2720176) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Thankee all, I'm now officailly callin' off my birthday so if ya'll got any unkindly thinks to say about my knothead then yer gonna have tyo start a "Mudcat Knotheads" thread... B~ |
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09 Sep 09 - 10:12 PM (#2720296) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Rapparee Why? You finally decide you're past it? |
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10 Sep 09 - 12:10 PM (#2720735) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert I been past havin' these dreaded things fir years, Rap... I finally am old enough to be my own grand-friggin'-father, gol danged it!!! B~ |
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10 Sep 09 - 12:37 PM (#2720763) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: frogprince "It sounds funny, I know; But it really is so; I'm my own grandpa." |
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10 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM (#2721064) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert National Observer, f-prince??? |
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10 Sep 09 - 06:33 PM (#2721070) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu Someone feed Froggy some lead shot so he can't jump so far... >;-) Jus funnin, bud! |
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10 Sep 09 - 07:50 PM (#2721127) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Folks around here gig 'um, gn-zer... |
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10 Sep 09 - 07:56 PM (#2721132) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: frogprince Not likely; nobody who has heard me sing would ever sign me up for a gig. A regular frog would sound better. Surely you've heard the song "I'm My Own Grandpa". (I said SURELY, not Shirley) |
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10 Sep 09 - 08:00 PM (#2721135) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu Was Surely from Calaveras County? |
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10 Sep 09 - 08:00 PM (#2721136) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Hey... What's ya' got against Shirley, f-p??? |
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10 Sep 09 - 08:28 PM (#2721151) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: frogprince Nothin' Bobert; I don't hold anything against any gal except for one named Judy these days. |
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10 Sep 09 - 08:29 PM (#2721152) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu Does yer froggy jump when ya hold yer Judy? |
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10 Sep 09 - 08:33 PM (#2721157) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: frogprince It jumps to ATTENTION! |
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10 Sep 09 - 09:20 PM (#2721182) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Well, Miss Judy Let me be your hoppin' frog Don't want to drink no muddy water Don't want to sleep in no hollow log Miss Judy Let me be your hoppin' frog... |
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10 Sep 09 - 09:25 PM (#2721186) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: gnu Sounds kinda souuuuth, Bobert.... T fer them, A fer Bama, G fer them peaches... down in hollow log. |
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10 Sep 09 - 10:24 PM (#2721228) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Rapparee Hey, Bobert! I just bought a place next to your'n! Gonna practice my cannon shootin'! Gonna violate yer airspace some, shootin' at a target on the other side of yer place, but I hardly ever git a short round. But it ain't' nothin' much, jist a surplus 75mm howitzer...little ole thing. Hope ya don't mind much. |
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11 Sep 09 - 07:42 PM (#2721949) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Great, Rap... With that much noise goin' on, I'm sure that the jerk down the hill will look at what he used to think was a big gun, throw it in the trash and move out... Bring on that serious stuff, Rap... |
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11 Sep 09 - 11:43 PM (#2722057) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Rapparee Oh, hell, I'll use the 106mm recoiless rifle. A little HE to liven up his day and a few rounds of willy peter to start is barbecue...ain't no tellin' how happy he'd be. Maybe I'll send a few flechette rounds his way -- kinda turn his backyard, fence, and anything in the general vicinity into chopped salad. |
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12 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM (#2722189) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Yezzir... Like I said, "Bring it on"... |
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12 Sep 09 - 10:55 AM (#2722284) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Rapparee Nah, the land deal fell through. But my brother smuggled one of these back from Nam (don't ask ME how he did it!) and it's just sitting around until squirrel season starts. So, if you hear a roar of engines just over your house, be a good chap and toss a red smoke grenade on the target and we'll turn everything in the quarter acre around the smoke into eensy tiny pieces of crap. |
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12 Sep 09 - 11:50 AM (#2722329) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Yezzir, Rap.... Geeze, this is the best birthday I ever had... I mean, here it's been a week and we're out grading a makeshift runway for a heavilyy armed DC-3... Wait 'til Jerry gets a look at this bad boy!!! Cowabunga!!! B~ |
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13 Sep 09 - 05:27 AM (#2722749) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Little Hawk Awright, there are too many damn birthday threads up. Cut it out right now. ;-) Only a complete idiot would post here. |
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13 Sep 09 - 08:04 AM (#2722802) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert I'm with ya' on that one, LH.... Hey, this *is* friggin' Mudville, ain't it??? Nevermind... Me and Rap are gonna take the DC-3 up and buzz Jerry's house and maybe lay down a few rounds fir good measure... Yo, Rap... You man the guns while I figurate the controls on this baby... Hey, I think I can fly this thing... Got about the same controls as a Cezna... B~ |
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13 Sep 09 - 09:37 AM (#2722824) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Little Hawk Geezus. My old ex-VC pals over at the Pho Saigon would know that friggin' thing when they saw it. Damn things could lay down an incredible rate of fire. |
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13 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM (#2723059) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Boy, will Jerry be surprised... And he ain't even VC that I know of... |
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13 Sep 09 - 09:58 PM (#2723084) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Amos LH: You have exVC pals, huh? Are these associates you connected with via Chongo? A |
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13 Sep 09 - 10:23 PM (#2723097) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Little Hawk No. I knew them long before I ever knew Chongo. They were on the side I favored in that particular war. |
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14 Sep 09 - 08:35 AM (#2723309) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg From: Bobert Ahhhhhhh, Chongo diodn't get his name from them did he??? Viet Chong??? |
