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BS: Orgasmic spoons?

11 Sep 09 - 04:23 PM (#2721830)
Subject: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: VirginiaTam

This guy gets off on rusty spoons


11 Sep 09 - 04:34 PM (#2721837)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Rapparee

Okay...but I thought you meant something like this.


11 Sep 09 - 04:41 PM (#2721844)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: VirginiaTam

arrrghh.... you evil bat turd


11 Sep 09 - 04:44 PM (#2721847)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: SINSULL

guano is good.


12 Sep 09 - 07:28 AM (#2722185)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: s&r

My wife's named Rusty and plays/teaches spoons.

Stu


12 Sep 09 - 09:04 AM (#2722219)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: frogprince

Every time I think I've seen the weirdest possible video, somebody proves me wrong.


12 Sep 09 - 09:58 AM (#2722245)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Dead Horse

A decidedly niche market there VT.
All the spoons I have seen are either nickel silver, stainless steel, wooden or plastic.
Rusty spoons I have never come across (no pun intended I assure you) :-)


12 Sep 09 - 10:12 AM (#2722254)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Rapparee

By the great horn spoon! Ye've ne'er seen a horn spoon?


12 Sep 09 - 07:31 PM (#2722608)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: JennieG

No....but I've been hornswoggled once or twice.......

Cheers
JennieG


12 Sep 09 - 10:04 PM (#2722661)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Janie

What frogprince said....


13 Sep 09 - 02:24 AM (#2722705)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Gurney

I once saw a spawn hoon. Does that count?

Possibly up to 10.


13 Sep 09 - 02:25 AM (#2722706)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Gurney

By the way, Rapaire, your earliest post would be stretching it a bit.


13 Sep 09 - 06:26 AM (#2722780)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Michael

It's all speculumtive anyway.

Mike


13 Sep 09 - 05:44 PM (#2722957)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Cats

Perhaps he needs to go to one of Dame Patti's workshops!


13 Sep 09 - 10:43 PM (#2723106)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Rapparee

That type of speculum was first called "the spoons". I don't think it's used as a musical instrument.


14 Sep 09 - 03:34 AM (#2723157)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: VirginiaTam

No but as apparatus, elicited moans, squeaks and shrieks from its victims when played. That might be deemed musical.


14 Sep 09 - 04:59 AM (#2723199)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Michael

'The Vagina Monologues'?
Mike


14 Sep 09 - 07:34 AM (#2723268)
Subject: RE: BS: Orgasmic spoons?
From: Rapparee

Only by those who kept them in the refrigerator.