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BS: Happy Birthday Amos

12 Sep 09 - 10:42 AM (#2722275)
Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: jacqui.c

Many happy returns to my favourite resident of San Diego.

Birthday hugs coming at the Getaway.

Live long, die happy.


12 Sep 09 - 10:49 AM (#2722280)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Rapparee

whatEVER.

May you not be eaten by cougars today.


12 Sep 09 - 11:22 AM (#2722307)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu

Happy Birthday Amos !!!
Happy Birthday Mudjack !!!


12 Sep 09 - 11:36 AM (#2722317)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Little Hawk

I sure hope that tree doesn't fall on you today, Amos.


12 Sep 09 - 11:38 AM (#2722318)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Bobert

Well, well, well...

Didn't like 39 too well, Amos, so ya' figured that you'll take another crack at it??? Well, here's hopin' that the 2nd time is the charm...

(2nd, Bobert??? More like the....)

Nevermind... Have a good'un, ol' (old) buddy...

B;~)


12 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM (#2722333)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: maeve

Happy Birthday, Amos.

maeve


12 Sep 09 - 12:01 PM (#2722339)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Aw, thanks, guys!! I slept in this morning, and this was my firs present!!



A


12 Sep 09 - 12:21 PM (#2722355)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: olddude

Arrrr Some Say , when the moon is full, you can still hear the cries of his muddar in labor ... Arrrrr


Happy Birthday Amos


12 Sep 09 - 12:24 PM (#2722357)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: My guru always said

Many Happies Amos!!
Hil


12 Sep 09 - 01:24 PM (#2722387)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Sandra in Sydney

happy birfday! enjoy your celebrations

sandra


12 Sep 09 - 01:34 PM (#2722396)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: olddude

Have a 100 more birthday's my friend. Enjoy lots of cake

Dan


12 Sep 09 - 01:44 PM (#2722402)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Thanks, OD. I don't mind the silly Guest post; no sense pretending I have pleased all the people all the time!!! :D Besides, he said it was written for someone else--it was just posted to this thread for no reason!! :D



A


12 Sep 09 - 01:45 PM (#2722403)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Bee-dubya-ell

If I posted to birthday threads, Amos is one of the people to whose birthday thread I would post. But I don't post to birthday threads, so fuck off.


12 Sep 09 - 01:46 PM (#2722407)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: John MacKenzie

So what?
So you're another bloody year older!
I bet ya still abuse good whisky, you old fraud.
Another thing, ain't it time you got a new hat for a present?
That disgusting thing you wear is almost as old and decrepit as you mate.
The best thing about you is that you're so far south.
So Amos, in the absence of the master, happy birthday ya broke dick, mammalucca, Martin playing, water feature building [eventually] walking juke-box.
I mean that most sincerely.

John


12 Sep 09 - 01:50 PM (#2722409)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Ach, Jock, ya gotta catch up with the times, lad. I reformed my ways about single malt, never using it to ruin good coffee with anymore. And the water feature was finished years past!!!

A


12 Sep 09 - 01:51 PM (#2722410)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Severn

Jes' up from a prolonged and well-deserved slumber? A mos' Happy Birthday to you! May nothing go amiss or a-muss on this, your day of days. May a non-sandy Eggo with a candle in it greet you for breakfast, before you at last become a truly gifted musician. Instead of wishing you many happy returns, I hope everything's the right size or fit to begin with. We'll check out this year's model of yourself at Getaway.


12 Sep 09 - 02:08 PM (#2722423)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Janie

Happy 29th birthday from your 110 lb. friend!


12 Sep 09 - 02:11 PM (#2722425)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

LO, Janie!! You've been peeking at my dreams, haven't you??? LOL!

Severn, have you no shame!!!

A


12 Sep 09 - 03:05 PM (#2722455)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Are you pleading on your own behalf or mine? LOL!!

A lot of people were drawn into that miasma.

Welcome back. Why not get a handle and drop by regularly?


A


12 Sep 09 - 03:34 PM (#2722481)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Stilly River Sage

Amos! It's your birthday again? Well, have a happy one! MOM suggests you keep the birthday cake out of the kayak or the food will attract gulls and you'll find yourself out on the water re-enacting a scene from Hitchcock's The Birds. (I think MOM is still a little loopy from having drinks with Shane and Chongo last night, celebrating your birthday. . . )


12 Sep 09 - 03:55 PM (#2722492)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Thanks, Stilly!! I never eat birthday cake in a kayak--the salt air ruins the flavor. :D

I guess Mom can--being who she is, after all--hang out with imaginary playmates. Other folks do all the time!



A


12 Sep 09 - 04:04 PM (#2722499)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: John MacKenzie

Well you can't have your kayak and eat it, Amos


12 Sep 09 - 04:17 PM (#2722508)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Rapparee

Humph! The GUEST that posted that touching birthday song was me. It took days to compost it, too. ("Compost" is the past tense of "compose".)
    Rapaire's message (below) was deleted because it was anonymous. We're happy to re-post deleted messages if the poster contacts us.
    -Joe Offer-

    Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
    From: GUEST
    Date: 12 Sep 09 - 12:58 PM

    Ahem. A birthday song I composed for someone else:

    Happy Birthday to you.
    Your nose is so red.
    You're another year older
    And soon you'll be dead.


    Touching, isn't it?


12 Sep 09 - 04:19 PM (#2722510)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: fat B****rd

All the very best, Amos.


12 Sep 09 - 04:23 PM (#2722513)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Genie

What would ya do with a kayak, ennyhoo, Amos? We all know there's no water in Sandy Ago (lessn' ya wanna venture out in the not-so-pacific in it).

Hope you and Hugh and Mark et al. can get a good jam goin' to commemorate this momentous occasion (you bein' on the verge of turnin' 30 next year an' all).

I can't be at the Getaway to give ya a hug, so have Jacquie, Dani, Janie, and the other "floozettes" give ya extras for me, OK?

Finally, ponder this:

Birthdays come but once a year.
Aren't you glad you're not a ...

Genie


12 Sep 09 - 04:27 PM (#2722517)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: SussexCarole

When you get older losing your hair, many years from now...

We will still be sending you a valentine, Birthday greetings, bottle of wine.....

Happy 64th

Carole & Andrew xx


12 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM (#2722525)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

A Birthday hug to you, Amos. Oh, and I baked you a cake too....eat it slowly...

Many Happy Returns

:0)


12 Sep 09 - 05:04 PM (#2722526)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Wow, that is one great cake!! LOL!!   Thank you all so much. Now that I know the snarky poem came from our August librarian, I will begin plotting a suitable revenge, but the truth is, I deserve it. I have been very hard on him lately and he deserves to feel peeved at me. LOL!!!

A


12 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM (#2722533)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: ClaireBear

Happy birthday, compadre. Struggling to say something clever here, but words fail when I think of you...

C


12 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM (#2722534)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Donuel

Happy 47th, at least in this dimension.


12 Sep 09 - 05:27 PM (#2722540)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Mrs.Duck

Happy birthday from another virgin!


12 Sep 09 - 05:42 PM (#2722551)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

As the actress said to the bishop, "Us virgins need to stick together...".


A


12 Sep 09 - 05:59 PM (#2722559)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu

Eweeeeee!


12 Sep 09 - 06:57 PM (#2722594)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: John MacKenzie

Don't mention sheep, he'll get excited, and at his age, that's dangerous.


12 Sep 09 - 07:37 PM (#2722613)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Leadfingers

Have a good one mate !


12 Sep 09 - 08:38 PM (#2722632)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Beer

Sure glad I went below the line and seen this this thread. Happy Birthday buddy and many many more. Never met you but after 6/8 years of reading your post,and responding to some, I feel that we have met and will meet again.
Adrien


12 Sep 09 - 10:09 PM (#2722664)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: katlaughing

The day is still somewhat young out there in the far left, right? So...I am not a day late, yet, so...Happy Birthday! May you have all that you need and desire and the following year be a great one! Thanks for being here.

luvyakatpostingfortheeviltwintoo (I know he'd want to tell you to fuck off, at the very least:-)


13 Sep 09 - 01:15 AM (#2722700)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

I feel like a rogue quanta, inextricably entangled with all these wunnerful event nodes across the folkosphere. Instantly tanslatable and inseperable, that's us.

Thanks all. I had a great evening out with friends and sang my best Muleskinner to a fierce Doberman, who rolled over on his back and laid out his tongue as though he had been drugged.

Among other songs. A grand day and a grand night. I go forth girded and ready to live in the world as an old fart...


A


13 Sep 09 - 04:04 AM (#2722722)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: alanabit

Happy Birthday to one of the nicest blokes and sharpest minds.


14 Sep 09 - 02:11 AM (#2723139)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Severn

i hope you have a good suit-required celebration night with some "Jessup-bel"......errrrr.......Jessup Belle.


14 Sep 09 - 04:47 AM (#2723195)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: kendall

Ahoy there Mate, I'll raise a glass to ye at the Getaway.


14 Sep 09 - 06:22 AM (#2723240)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: VirginiaTam

Sorry Amos. I missed it. Belated birthday wishes.


14 Sep 09 - 07:30 AM (#2723265)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Rapparee

Sorry I missed it, Amos. I hope that it was happy and wet.


14 Sep 09 - 08:17 AM (#2723300)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: SINSULL

Happy Unbirthday, Amos. Haven't been computing much for the last few days so I missed this.


14 Sep 09 - 04:40 PM (#2723632)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Dorothy Parshall

Not much computer access these days but there are extenuating circumstances, and redeeming ones also. Now that I know you have the same B-day as my brother, I can apologize to each of you when I am, inevitably, tardy!

Pour toi, une Bonnes non-Fetes!!! de Montreal.


14 Sep 09 - 04:54 PM (#2723639)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu

Dot... alt+130 = é

I would explain that for A but since he's on his way downhill and doesn't have time to learn another language, I won't take up what little time he has left.

Now... A... knock that "old fart" shit off or you will be.


14 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM (#2723688)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Thanks, Gnu!! I was speaking metaphorically, you understand. A


14 Sep 09 - 07:32 PM (#2723734)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu

I was speaking bephorically. If you keep posting that negative shit, I shall be forced to reinforce it with a plethora of nasty OLD jokes and such.

If I can remember to do same. >;-)


15 Sep 09 - 11:35 AM (#2724152)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: skarpi

as always , last to know
happy birthday Amos

kv Skarpi


15 Sep 09 - 11:42 AM (#2724159)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

THanks, Skarpi!! And best wishes to all of youse as well!!

See you at the Gadabout Getaway?


A


15 Sep 09 - 02:13 PM (#2724271)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Lonesome EJ

have a great day, Amos. see you in a couple weeks.


15 Sep 09 - 04:43 PM (#2724356)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos

Yowzah!! See at the sheepfold off-ramp--wear a hat so I can pick you out. :D



A


15 Sep 09 - 05:53 PM (#2724407)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Lonesome EJ

Sure. I will be wearing something in a tasteful powder blue.