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25 Sep 09 - 02:34 AM (#2730906) Subject: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Rasener From The Sunday Times September 20, 2009 Urban Myths: Should you beware of flesh-eating underwear? Women have been known to remove their clothes in a hurry after hearing a persistent rumour about the dangers of newly bought underwear. According to a warning that has circulated via e-mail and internet message boards for several years, it is extremely dangerous to put brand-new bras and knickers on straight away, because they can harbour vicious flesh-eating bacteria. The messages, which often come with ghastly photographs of afflicted women, stress that freshly bought undies should be thoroughly washed before they are worn. The warnings seem to carry a racist subtext about imported goods: as one worried woman with an interesting take on grammar puts it, 'We tend to forget that the clothes we buy have been who knows where and who touched them.' At no point do the messages explain why the evil bugs choose to lurk only in 'smalls' and not in skirts, blouses, stockings or other garments. This is because the whole idea of flesh-eating underwear is a hoax. The anonymous prankster behind it may derive excitement from the idea of people stripping in a panic, or from the sight of frilly items rotating in a washing machine. Have any mudcatters fallen for this :-) |
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25 Sep 09 - 04:06 AM (#2730933) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: gnu Not me. |
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25 Sep 09 - 04:24 AM (#2730946) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Amergin If it gets pretty women to remove their clothes that much faster....it's a good urban myth to circulate.... |
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25 Sep 09 - 04:24 AM (#2730947) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Backwoodsman Flesh eating underwear? I've seen a lot of thong-sporting young girls in our market place who look as though their flesh is eating their underwear! :-) |
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25 Sep 09 - 08:05 AM (#2731027) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: SINSULL Nope. I thought this was about some new and weird vibrater. But it is always a good idea to launder new clothes, sheets, towels, etc. before using them because thay often have chemicals on them from dyes, sizing, starch, etc. |
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25 Sep 09 - 08:22 AM (#2731032) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Ed T No, but I heard of disappearing thongs. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1625142/tanyas_disappearing_thong_the_panty_raid/ |
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25 Sep 09 - 09:04 AM (#2731048) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: GUEST, topsie . . . and didn't someone invent edible underwear a few years back? I think maybe it was made of rice paper. |
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25 Sep 09 - 09:25 AM (#2731060) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: GUEST But it is always a good idea to launder new clothes, sheets, towels, etc. before using them because thay often have chemicals on them from dyes, sizing, starch, etc. too right mate. Towels have fabric softener in them to make you think they are cuddly and nice. The fabric softener is a lubricant to make the fibres glide over each other, and hence feel soft. Those fibres can't hold as much water because they are full already. Personally, for the same reason, I buy cheap detergents because they are usually the ones without the softeners, but they are a vanishing breed. I tried to suggest a "softener as fashion" item to a Radio presenter (of Women's Programmes) and she knew all about it but replied "But I prefer my towels.....". I don't think the irony of the word "prefer" even suggested itself to her. Ask a woman who has been burgled and how much washing of smalls she does before wearing pants that have been handled by a "low life". Even if his hands were ostensibly cleanish and he barely touched them! |
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25 Sep 09 - 10:06 AM (#2731088) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Rapparee Don't wear underwear. Simple. |
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25 Sep 09 - 10:30 AM (#2731108) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Don't know why anyone should think these warnings (or hoaxes) seem to carry any racist subtext; weren't there true instances of people being damaged by chemicals found on leather furniture imported from China, fairly recently? If warnings about materials originating in the Orient are true, then how are they "racist"? |
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25 Sep 09 - 10:44 AM (#2731115) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Mrrzy Me neither, Rapaire. But I have a landscaper friend who has some terrible fungus where his undies touch his *legs* and he can't find undies that help, and undies are necessary because of the sweatiness of the work, which feeds the fungi... |
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25 Sep 09 - 11:32 AM (#2731134) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Tug the Cox My wife must have heard that warning. She told me to take her underwear off immediately. I won't tell you what she threatened to do if I wore them again. |
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25 Sep 09 - 12:23 PM (#2731164) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: katlaughing Exactly, Sins. I have to wash all new clothing, of any type, with a smidgen of vinegar in the wash to remove the sizing which makes me break out and itch. edible underwear has been available a long time; I remember seeing some in a mercantile in the early 80s. |
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25 Sep 09 - 12:34 PM (#2731170) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Q (Frank Staplin) Is there a market selling them to the obese? |
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25 Sep 09 - 12:36 PM (#2731172) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: frogprince Some collegues gave my wife a pair of edible panties as a bridal shower gift. Pretty much the same material as gummy worms, but with a lot less flavor. Quite literally rather tasteless, but I didn't really mind at the time. |
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25 Sep 09 - 12:47 PM (#2731179) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: catspaw49 Doesn't bother me......I don't wear women's underwear. As a matter of fact, I don't wear underwear at all.................... But here's something that is REALLY important and also not well known. I have posted this before but I believe it merits another look. Here is a comprehensive Study on the Effects of Celery on Loose Elastic in Underwear. Now that is something to be on the lookout for! Spaw |
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25 Sep 09 - 01:04 PM (#2731191) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: mg I think it is a reasonable warning and people should wash clothes before wearing. We can probably assume that there is not perfect sanitation in most textile mills, US or otherwise. Some places do not have adequate water for washing either the cloth or to provide adequately for workers. It seems like just basic sanitation advice. mg |
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25 Sep 09 - 01:14 PM (#2731200) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Rapparee A case was reported in one of Berton Rouche's books of some children who died from wearing new jeans. Seems that concentrated insecticide had spilled on the shipment of jeans; they were taken to an "outlet" store.... |
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25 Sep 09 - 04:02 PM (#2731332) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Ed T I am sure that this story hits home to many Mudcatters legecandy.com/2009/06/09/weve-all-been-there-laundry-time/#more-31438 |
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25 Sep 09 - 04:26 PM (#2731361) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Amergin Yeah the 404 was rather profound..... |
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25 Sep 09 - 04:52 PM (#2731380) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Rapparee I think that this thread is mistitled. Shouldn't it be "Beware of FISH eating underwear"?? I personally know at least three people who went swimming in their underwear just last week, only to have it eaten by carp and sturgeon. One of them, Lefty Wright, was still wearing last Fall's longies and the fish which ate them (it died right away) was immediately declared a Superfund Site by the EPA. |
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25 Sep 09 - 05:22 PM (#2731403) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Ed T In case my previous link did not work: http://collegecandy.com/2009/06/09/weve-all-been-there-laundry-time/ |
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25 Sep 09 - 06:11 PM (#2731429) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Ed T Here is a possible reason to be careful: http://dermatology.cdlib.org/DOJvol7num1/NYUcases/contact/joe.html |
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25 Sep 09 - 06:16 PM (#2731435) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: Ed T Allergic Contact Dermatitis to Underwear Elastic Chemically Transformed by Laundry Bleach William P. Jordan, Jr., MD; Manuel C. Bourlas, MS Arch Dermatol. 1975;111(5):593-595. Abstract Six subjects, allergic to the elastic in their undergarments, were patch test-negative to the rubber components and new elastic from the suppliers. However, washing the rubber with sodium hypochlorite gave the subjects allergic responses due to the effect of bleach on the rubber accelerator, zinc dibenzyldithiocarbamate (ZDC). To identify the allergen, ZDC was reacted with the sodium hypochlorite, and the resultant gum was extracted with diethyl ether. Eight compounds were identified in the reaction mixture by gas chromatography-mass spectrometry. The individual components were tested on volunteers after sensitization to the reaction mixture was produced in 14 of 25 volunteers. One component, N,N-dibenzylcarbamyl chloride produced an allergic response in each sensitized volunteer. |
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25 Sep 09 - 07:27 PM (#2731463) Subject: RE: BS: Beware of flesh eating underwear From: olddude some say ... it is all about the Wedgies" |