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BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???

21 Oct 09 - 08:45 AM (#2749378)
Subject: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

Okay, I have been exceptionally well behaved this year but didn't get a good night's sleep last night so I figured I was due to have a little fun with the Mudwomenz... I mean, I could get hit by the beer truck today and I'd hate that I go off to that big juke joint in the sky without one last womenz thread so...

...let's say that Mudcat decided that the best way to finance itself was to start a roller derby team and we needed players so...

...who to get???

Rules:

1. One candidate per member... That means that you can't just list everyone you can think of...

2. Why you think that person would be a good team member...

and...

3. This ain't no popularity contest like some threads so that means that Amos can't just nomernate KT because of his not so secret crush on her... Now if Amos can come up with valid reasons for nomernatin' KT then, well, that's okay...

Okay, I'll go first...

I nomernate WYSuzie (WYSIWYG) because she has busted my balls more times than my balls can count... (But I love her for it... Well, most of the time, that is...)...

Think I'll go off to work now... Have some roofing to do today which is prolly alot safer than it will be here...lol...

B~


21 Oct 09 - 10:16 AM (#2749445)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: GUEST,leeneia

I might give it a try, Bobert, but only if you are the coach.

To be fair, I should inform you that I am not as good-looking as Drew Barrymore in that movie that's out. Whatever it's called.

Would there be banjo accompaniment?


21 Oct 09 - 10:36 AM (#2749462)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

If there is going to be banjo accompaniment, then I nominate------
----the one and only------------

Da Dah

SINSULL !

Because she likes banjo players. and because she's a good person to have on your side..


[She could also provide the team with sheep mascots ;)]


JM


21 Oct 09 - 10:45 AM (#2749466)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: wysiwyg

.... if nominated I will not run and if elected I will not serve....

~S~


21 Oct 09 - 12:08 PM (#2749512)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bill D

I volunteer to be team medic... who bandages all the scrapes & bruises.


21 Oct 09 - 12:20 PM (#2749518)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Amos

Well, see, if KT were rollering along and someone mean tried to get in her way or elbow her or somp'n, you know KT would just turn on that big sunny smile of hers, and melt their wheels right off on the spot, drop 'em in their tracks. So I think she'd be pretty good at it judging from experience. Jes' kiddin', but you get the point. I don't think you'd want to go up agin her, is what I mean to say...


A


21 Oct 09 - 12:23 PM (#2749520)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bill D

" I don't think you'd want to go up agin her,...."

Oh?


21 Oct 09 - 02:50 PM (#2749612)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: VirginiaTam

I would like to nominate JacquiC cuz she has got to be made of iron, given what she has been through the last year or so. And though all her supportin' of family and friends in sickness and grief, she still makes music and shawls.

I mean talent and heart to spare.


Can I be the mascot? I'll make and wear a mudcat suit with long eyelashes to show I am a female fish. Oh and I can skate a little too.


21 Oct 09 - 06:08 PM (#2749766)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Amergin

I vote for Harpmolly....she has quite the mean streak....


21 Oct 09 - 06:24 PM (#2749776)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

Yeah, okay...

So we have:

Jammin' Susan
Sweet Pea KT
Harpoonmolly and
Jacgui the Jackhammer and...
Sins Sull

Tell ya' the truth, I wouldn't mess with none of 'um... Meaner than a truckload o' junk yard dogs...

Sho nuff mean...

Might o' fact, after readin' that list I need a couple extra strength asprins...

B~


21 Oct 09 - 06:42 PM (#2749791)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Amos

Jeeze, you pussy, Bobert!! Ya start this thread askin' fer trouble and when it shows up you start whining and heading for the medicine cabinet. Hooboy.



A


21 Oct 09 - 07:00 PM (#2749809)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

I'll play but only if KT and Jacqui are on my team. I don't want to get hurt.

I nominate 'Becca just because she is mean. Also on our team.

Do we get to wear those little skirts or shorts and helmets? And do that thing where they swing their comrad backwards to trip an opponent? WHOO WHOO!!!! Hey Jacqui! We can do this.


21 Oct 09 - 07:02 PM (#2749810)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

Names?
Jacqui - Morse Code
SINSULL - Contrary Mary
KT - The Sweet One
Becca - The Bitch

Can Alice play? She has such a great name - Alice the Slut.


21 Oct 09 - 07:07 PM (#2749817)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: dick greenhaus

Check with Abby Sale--he knows all about Roller Derby.


21 Oct 09 - 07:07 PM (#2749819)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Becca72

LOL...thanks, Mary.

To create a heavily Maineiac team, I nominate Ranger1...She's small and wiry! :-)
Tami the Terrible!


21 Oct 09 - 07:19 PM (#2749839)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

I think we need to add Maeve the Magnificent to this lineup.
She's the lady to keep you all on the straight and narrow, an all that jazz.
She'll also write you a team song.


JM


21 Oct 09 - 08:02 PM (#2749856)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

But Maeve'll never crack the whip and toss an apponant on her butt. Damn! She'll offer her herbal tea and a back rub. This is going down hill fast.

Now - TRUBRIT the UK Bitch - she'll play rough!


21 Oct 09 - 08:08 PM (#2749859)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

The scarey part of this is that all you gonna be on the same team... We ain't startin' no new roller derby league here... We're just gonna raise some money and kick some butt... Okay, alot of butt...

Oh, seein' as this is my idea I don't reckon that I should have to coach these broads, ahhhhh, ladies, too so I reckon that the poor ol' Capt'n hisself, seein' as he has a knack for the gettin' the mostest outta womenz, ougtta step up to the plate here and coach... Of course Amos *thinks* he's up to the task as he has been trainin' for the Capt'ns job when the Capt'n hangs up his harpoon but, between you and me, Amos ain't ready yet... Close, mind you, but not prime time... But ya'll don't say nuthin' to Amos about me sayin' that 'cause we know how touchy them left coaster can get...

B~


21 Oct 09 - 09:46 PM (#2749911)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: maeve

Thanks, John...I think.

As for you Sinsull dear: Do you want me on your team or working against you, eh?

Mwahahahahahaha

m


21 Oct 09 - 10:06 PM (#2749929)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Amos

Hangs up his harpoon?? Why Bobert, whatever do you mean by that, exactly? What are you suggesting?



A


22 Oct 09 - 02:24 AM (#2750006)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Amergin

You know they have medication these days for harpoon problems....


22 Oct 09 - 05:38 AM (#2750062)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

Thar she blows!!


22 Oct 09 - 08:50 AM (#2750159)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

Well, you know, Amos... What??? Kendall didn't tell you about his harpoon??? I thought it was common knowledge... But if it ain't then my many apologies to the Capt'n for lettin' the cat outta the bag, ahhhhh, the toothpaste outta the tube... No, not that either... The harpoon outta the house... No, that ain't soundin' right either... Forget it, Amos... You know what I mean, I'm sure... Unless, of course, you are all toked up this morning from Obama's new policy of "A Little Pot in Every Voter"...

But nevermind harpoons and pot...

Listen, maeve... I think there is some misunderstanding here... We ***ain't*** gonna start no new roller derby league... Just a new team... The "Mudwomenz Jammers" so ya'll gonna be on the same team...
That's why I kinda thought that Kendall was the right guy for the coachin' job... I mean, you need a man with a sharp harpoon to handle these duties... Not that Amos's harpoon ain't sharp, mind you... Just less experienced, so to speak...

B~


22 Oct 09 - 09:06 AM (#2750172)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

Too much whisky in his coffee maybe, Bobert?


22 Oct 09 - 09:34 AM (#2750196)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Becca72

Even I know about Kendall's harpoon....he keeps it in the livingroom.

UGH..I can't believe I'm contributing now! Look what this place has done to me.


22 Oct 09 - 10:30 AM (#2750225)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

See, Amos... Ye' of little faith... Come on, son, just get on the bus...

And thanks for the assist, Becca... Some of these folks here is slow learners...

B;~)


22 Oct 09 - 11:43 AM (#2750279)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Amos

You do me great wrong, mah Bobez...I never missed the bus, I was just working it over a little...


A


22 Oct 09 - 11:58 AM (#2750300)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

Rethought my previous post. We need Maeve on our side.
SINS, whose stage name is Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl ... and I dare anyone to say different.


22 Oct 09 - 12:15 PM (#2750321)
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From: Bill D

"Yum Yum, the Bon Bon Girl"???


22 Oct 09 - 12:24 PM (#2750326)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: jacqui.c

ROTFLMAO....

You're all crazy!

Now, on a serious note

Do we get to wear those little skirts or shorts and helmets?

Not in a million years mate! Granted KT and Tami could get away with showing their thighs but there is NO WAY I'm going out clad in anything less than on the knee keks, and that's on a good day.

Oh, and who's been talking about the Capn's harpoon? Enquiring minds want to know.


22 Oct 09 - 12:28 PM (#2750333)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Becca72

Regarding short skirts: the wind resistance alone would cause problems for me, Jacqui...


22 Oct 09 - 12:37 PM (#2750342)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

Obviously, you two never watched Roller Derby back in the 50s. We were never sure those ladies were ladies at all.

I saw the Captain's harpoon when he displayed it in the living room. Very impressive and all the parts work.



It's lonely in this CELLAR!


22 Oct 09 - 02:34 PM (#2750433)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: VirginiaTam

Oh please let me be the mascot.

I been working so hard on the costume.

Mudwomenz mascot


22 Oct 09 - 02:58 PM (#2750455)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Becca72

Ya got my vote, VTam!


22 Oct 09 - 03:10 PM (#2750467)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

Damn, SINSULL'S sheep gets the boot again.


22 Oct 09 - 03:54 PM (#2750515)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

That' Senor Wences' hand lady. "'Salright?" "'Salright."


22 Oct 09 - 06:12 PM (#2750607)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

Banjos and roller derby??? Awww, what the heck... This is the millenium ain't it???

As for them short skirts- heh heh- yeah, that's the official uniform... I want the competition to know what's about to hit them... Kinda like psychological warfare... Like who the heck is gonna be afraid of KT??? Hahaha... Like nobody...

No more comments from me on the Capt'ns harpoon either... At least on this thread... Maybe we need a seperate thread for that??? I donno???

B~


22 Oct 09 - 07:25 PM (#2750650)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: ranger1

Mwahahaha! Thanks for the nomination, Becca. When I used to play indoor soccer, the boys were afraid of me. Something about a small girl screaming down the gym like a banshee after the soccer ball intimidated them...


22 Oct 09 - 09:59 PM (#2750740)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: ranger1

Well, I nominate Jeri, because it would be no fun without my partner in crime. We tag-team well together.


22 Oct 09 - 10:25 PM (#2750750)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Little Hawk

I told Shane about this. He said it sounded like a great idea "because them roller derby girls will flip on a dime". I'm not sure what he meant, but I think it was suggestive of loose morals or something along that line.


22 Oct 09 - 10:55 PM (#2750765)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: kendall

Why am I such a freekin' lightening rod? I lay back trying to mind my own business and some hillbilly is disrespecting my harpoon!

Well, for the benefit of those who don't know, I donated that harpoon, (the one over the living room door) to Jim Sharp's nautical museum in Rockport Maine a couple of weeks ago.

Now that Moby Dick is gone I have no further use for it. I guess I can stop rehearsing   "I curse thee thou damn ed whale". Sniff.


23 Oct 09 - 02:01 AM (#2750826)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: GUEST,leeneia

You don't have to stop, Kendall. Corduroy has wales. Just think of a scenario where you curse a corduroy jacket, or something like that.


23 Oct 09 - 02:11 AM (#2750832)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: GUEST,crazy little woman

I was gonna sign up, but then I watched some Roller Derby on YouTube. Heck, they are just kids. I wouldn't feel right about out-skating and outwitting mere kids. That would be ignoble.

Virginia: your mascot design is simply adorable. You can be the mascot.


23 Oct 09 - 02:54 AM (#2750838)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: VirginiaTam

I put blonde wig on mascot, cuz it's sexier and blondes have more fun and she'll flipper on a dime or quarter (deck) too.


23 Oct 09 - 05:33 AM (#2750892)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

Sorry to hear Moby Dick has gone Kendall. Still; old age an all that jazz, you know.


23 Oct 09 - 08:13 AM (#2750975)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

Does that mean I can't win the gold coin nailed to the kitchen wall?


23 Oct 09 - 08:34 AM (#2750988)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: John MacKenzie

You sure it's not a plugged nickel SINS?


23 Oct 09 - 12:15 PM (#2751112)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: GUEST,leeneia

'I put blonde wig on mascot, cuz it's sexier and blondes have more fun'

I know. I am one. Natural, of course.

Those people they make the jokes about? They use peroxide.


23 Oct 09 - 01:11 PM (#2751147)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: SINSULL

Alternate Stage Name suggestions:
Killer KT
Jacqui the Jackhammer
Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl
The Rabid Ranger
Tam Tam the Bam Bam
Becca the Wrecker
Death by Maeve
Slammin' Susan
Ebbie, the Scarlet Harlot

Team Mascots:
Mainiac Morse and Seamus the Wonder Dog


23 Oct 09 - 01:51 PM (#2751189)
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From: open mike

roller derby saved my soul...flat track roller derby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T8izdlc-dY
the hottest little deal on 8 wheels...

roller derby never died..it just left t.v.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1uAgwdC4JI
San Francisco's Professional Roller Derby Championship
http://www.baycitybombers.com/


23 Oct 09 - 02:04 PM (#2751196)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: open mike

ok i get it...there is a movie called whip-it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cA2ngjW0YQ&feature=player_embedded


23 Oct 09 - 02:05 PM (#2751198)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: VirginiaTam

Uhh Has anyone thought of adding CarolC? I just read about her zookeeping experiences in the That Oh Bugger Moment thread.

Damn! Kung fu an all.


23 Oct 09 - 02:22 PM (#2751211)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bill D

Carol C? fine idea! She'd win by debating the officials on every call! *grin*


23 Oct 09 - 02:27 PM (#2751213)
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From: gnu

"Death by Maeve"

If that means apple pies to death, count me in.

If she is recruited into Roller Derby, count me out.


23 Oct 09 - 06:40 PM (#2751390)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

I don't unnnerstand this connection with between Moby Dick and Kendall's Harpoon... Is this like code talk here???

But nevermind, there's lotta stuff I don't unnerstand... More every day, might of fact... But one thing I do unnerstand is that the Mudwomenz Jammers ain't to be messed with... I think it's gonna take more than the Capt'n here to keep this gang in checks (no, not the money kind, womenz...) so I reckon that Under-Capt'n Amos is gonna have to pitch a few peas in the pot, too... I'd be more than happy to lend a hand 'cept I got this, ahhhhhh, bad knee... Ol' football injury an', well, it just wouldn't be a good idea fir me to be out there wrestlin' with the opponents during the time outs... So I'll be the skinny guy in the upper deck with the cooler full of Iron City and the rubber chicken...

BTW, I think Shane has some things onfuzerated about roller derby womenz that needs a little clearin' up...

B~


23 Oct 09 - 07:09 PM (#2751411)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: jacqui.c

I think that Shane should be very careful what he says and does around the Mudwomenz team, if he wants to avoid eating through a straw for the rest of his unfortunate life!


23 Oct 09 - 07:29 PM (#2751425)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: Bobert

You heared that, Shane??? Them womenz says they gonna mess you up... I think they can do it... Might of fact, I think that we might be able to raise a few bucks for Max sellin' tickets to the big event...
So I say.s "Walk softly and leave yer stcik at home 'cause when they Mudwomenz take that stck away from ya' that gonna beat you with it..." Believe me on the stick thing... Beat you like a dog, they will...

(You beat yer dog, Boberdz???)

No... I ain't got no dog but if I had one I wouldn't beat it anyway... Might play try-to-get-the-sock with it but no beatin' dogs... Bad karma...

(Then why do you think that the Mudwomenz beat their dogs, Boberdz???)

I didn't say they did... It's only a sayin'... Geeze... I hate all this political correctness... Ain't much room fir it in rolley derby either...

Hear that, Shane, my boy???

B~


23 Oct 09 - 07:34 PM (#2751428)
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From: SINSULL

SHANE? COME! HEAL! BEG! ROLL OVER and Play dead. OR ELSE!


23 Oct 09 - 07:43 PM (#2751434)
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From: Janie

I hear that Shane is busy in the dives of Ottawa this weekend. Prob'ly no WiFi in those places - nor in the local jail, neither.


24 Oct 09 - 06:17 AM (#2751571)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: maeve

Yeah gnu, I agree. Not too keen on the "Death By" name, me.

Apple pie for all!

maeve


24 Oct 09 - 09:32 AM (#2751648)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: GUEST,crazy little woman

Here's what we'll do:

Get skates. (Bobert will buy.)
Learn to skate. (Amos can coach.)
Start roller derby team.

ALSO
Give team members bodhrans, shakey eggs, accordions, banjos.
Go to England.
Precede every event with a parade.
Drive 'em nuts.

eh?


24 Oct 09 - 10:17 AM (#2751663)
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From: Bobert

Hmmmmm????

Roller Derby in England??? Now there is a money maker... Only problem is that there ain't no roller derby teams in England to play against...

Hmmmmm, Part B???

So the UK Mudcat contingent organizes their own team and the US team come over, kicks the crud outta 'um, Max gats a hat full of money and then everyone gets together to get drunk and play shanty songs off key...

Now there is a plan!!!

B~


24 Oct 09 - 10:42 AM (#2751672)
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From: VirginiaTam

Start of the Mudwomenz team song. Please add or amend as you see fit.

Bobertz is cruisin for a WYSIWYG bruisin.
And Sinsull's naming won't scan in a song.
We're the Mudwomenz Jammers
With banjos and spanners
And Cap'n's harpoon to goad us along.


24 Oct 09 - 11:32 AM (#2751692)
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From: GUEST,Dani

(must.stay.out.of.thread.)


24 Oct 09 - 12:13 PM (#2751710)
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From: SINSULL

Dangerous Dani Do Nothin'
Jungle Janie



Opposing teams? I don't think so. Have you ever gotten a look at the women attending soccer games over there?
Mudcat Womenz are lovers not fighters unless it comes to Mudcat men - and they're all pussycats.

I'm outahere!


24 Oct 09 - 05:36 PM (#2751972)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudwonenz Roller Derby Candidates???
From: GUEST,crazy little woman

Sinsull, come back!

The thing to do is to preserve the dynamicness (dynamicity?) of roller derby while getting rid of the nasty aggressiveness.

Why don't we introduce country dance moves while keeping the skates?

By the way, I should have included spoons in the list of things to play.

(If Drew Barrymore had opened her mind to this kind of life-affirming, feminine creativity, her movie would have got 5 stars instead of just 3.)

bobert, amos, don't get scared now. Stay with us.


24 Oct 09 - 06:09 PM (#2751989)
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From: jacqui.c

What's wrong with nasty aggressiveness?


24 Oct 09 - 07:45 PM (#2752034)
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From: Bobert

I ain't scared... Amos??? Yeah, I think you'll find him hidin' unner his bed...

B~


24 Oct 09 - 08:14 PM (#2752049)
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From: CarolC

Not only would I debate them... I would win. But I probably wouldn't be very good at roller derby. I'm not really very competitive.


24 Oct 09 - 08:24 PM (#2752055)
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From: gnu

My vote for coach.


24 Oct 09 - 08:49 PM (#2752068)
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From: Amos

Oh,my. I'll jes' stepa side of she'll volunteer.

Now, this Dani is a bit of a scrapper too, you know. I know she's sticking to the sidelines, but out in Nawth Carolinah, she's known as Daredevil Dustup Dani.

So, I guess we got a full complement of nails, knuckles, teeth and other particular essential appurtenances.

A


24 Oct 09 - 09:32 PM (#2752088)
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From: Amergin

Harpoon Molly...yeah that's a good name for her...though she's not a very long harpoon....