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BS: de Valera a British Spy

08 Nov 09 - 12:54 PM (#2762178)
Subject: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: The Sandman

what are catters opinions


08 Nov 09 - 01:01 PM (#2762187)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Charley Noble

I'm assuming there was a link above that didn't work, or is there universal knowledge about this person?

Here's a story which refutes the accusation: click here for story

Charley Noble


08 Nov 09 - 01:16 PM (#2762196)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: McGrath of Harlow

"Charles Powell, the assistant editor of Stacey International, expects the book to sell well."

I think that says enough about what lies behind this. A good conspiracy theory always sells well.


08 Nov 09 - 01:27 PM (#2762199)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Sounds like more bumff for the recycle bin.


08 Nov 09 - 01:36 PM (#2762209)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: The Sandman

Why was he never executed,yet Casement and Pearse were.


08 Nov 09 - 01:54 PM (#2762224)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

De Valera was sentenced to death, but sentence commuted to life imprisonment. He was a U. S. citizen, complicating the situation, and the British wanted American support for the war, which the Americans did not enter until 1917.

The Irish struggle was long and complicated; there are many books about the participants and the politics of the time.
No sense in going through all of the history here at mudcat.


08 Nov 09 - 02:17 PM (#2762240)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Amergin

And that information is easily found by using a unique tool called a search engine....also the whole Ireland thing has been covered here numerous times in the past...and I believe that this claim was too....

As much as think Devalera was a wanker...I find it hard to believe he was a spy for the Brits...


08 Nov 09 - 02:25 PM (#2762246)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: The Sandman

quite right he was a Wanker.
But I am prepared to Keep an open mind on it ,its a possibility.
I mean I would never have suspected that Buckton and Gormley[70s union leader]were reporting back to MI5,on their union meetings.
but thats how the British Establishment managed things.


08 Nov 09 - 03:22 PM (#2762274)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: McGrath of Harlow

Maybe they never landed on the Moon.


08 Nov 09 - 03:23 PM (#2762276)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

ho-hum. Play it over and over again.


08 Nov 09 - 04:07 PM (#2762301)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: GUEST,Garryowen

I reckon anyone who can't spell Dev's name correctly and reckons 'quite right he was a Wanker' has little of value to say on Irish history. But what do you expect from a West Cork Brit?


08 Nov 09 - 04:22 PM (#2762311)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: catspaw49

ah yes..............***sigh***............And now the thread moves to the usual UK infighting that is sooo important to this site............11 posts and its time for some ass kicking.

Hold up just a second til I get a snack and kick my recliner back...................okay....all set here.....go for it you Brittywanks........let it fly!!!!


Spaw


08 Nov 09 - 04:30 PM (#2762319)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: GUEST,Garryowen

I'm from Mayo. This has nothing to do with 'the usual UK infighting'.


08 Nov 09 - 04:31 PM (#2762322)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: McGrath of Harlow

Not the UK in this case. For which some of the thanks lie with Dev, whatever his imperfections.


08 Nov 09 - 04:45 PM (#2762329)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: catspaw49

For those of us in the colonies its all about the same one way or another. But never fear.....We get the same thing dumbass stuff over here and I can guarantee this thread will become populated with the usual suspects just as the threads about, say 9/11 do as well.

I personally don't give a rats's ass one way, one side, one group, or another. T'is sadly the way of the 'Cat nowadays...........


Spaw


08 Nov 09 - 06:00 PM (#2762370)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: The Sandman

De Valera.apologies for spelling his name incorrectly, how does it then follow that I know little of Irish History.
we have an intersting theory, which may or may not be true, what relevance does my nationality or where I live have.

is there is an assumption that I might be anti irish?
because I am critical of De Valera?
even if Ithink he is a Wanker, which I do, I said that I had an open mind on the possibilty of him being a spy.
I think the present situation in Ireland,owes more to the efforts of Collins and those who signed the treaty,than De Valera,the man who[imo] set Collins up,and then afterwards led the opposition,the man who formerly offerd his condolences to the German Ambassador in Dublin at the time of Hitlers death ,and the man who got himself involved in a trade war that he couldnt possibly win.
De Valera the great man who replaced the first constitution with a constitution that among other things included elements of Catholic social teaching incorporated into the text, such as the articles on the role of women, the family and divorce, which were inconsistent both with the practice of the Protestant minority and with contemporary liberal opinion
De Valera who got Ireland involved in an Anglo-Irish Trade War (also called the "Economic War") was a retaliatory trade war between the Irish Free State and the United Kingdom (UK) lasting from 1932 until 1938. It involved the refusal of the Irish Government to continue to reimburse Britain with the "land annuities" derived from financial loans granted by Britain to Irish tenant farmers to enable them purchase lands under the Irish Land Acts during the previous half century, a provision which was part of the 1921 Anglo-Irish Treaty. This resulted in the imposition of unilateral trade restrictions by both countries, which caused severe damage to the Irish economy.
De Valera,may well have had right on his side,but therewas no way he was going to win that,the result was ordinary Irish people suffered,
De Valera and MichaelCollins;
After his return from America in December 1920, de Valera's relationship with Michael Collins, who had effectively masterminded the IRA campaign in his absence, came under strain as differences emerged over the conduct of the Anglo-Irish War. These were accentuated when de Valera decided not to lead the Irish delegation that negotiated the Anglo-Irish treaty. There have been two opposing interpretations of this decision. The more hostile view is that he allowed Collins to take the responsibility for what he knew would be a partial surrender. His own explanation was that by staying in Dublin he could better preserve national unity and ensure general acceptance of any agreement reached.[this is utter bollocks,why send Collins who was a military man rather than a clever politician, Collins could have kept order at home,and would have been more suited to the job]
if he was an English spy,it might explain why he syaed at home
I do not believe his explanation,
for the above reasons I echo Amergins sentiments about Wanker.
but perhaps cunning little weasel is more apt.


08 Nov 09 - 08:11 PM (#2762445)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Yes, too bad the Brits didn't execute them all. Too argumentative by half.


08 Nov 09 - 08:46 PM (#2762460)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Charley Noble

Good Soldier Schweik-

It's just that you are so tedious.

Now is that enough attention?

Charley Noble


09 Nov 09 - 12:44 AM (#2762543)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: GUEST,Goose Gander

I also heard that Mussolini was a British spy . . . so who was playing whom?


09 Nov 09 - 12:57 AM (#2762548)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Actually Good Soldier Schweik and Mussolini were playing "Ben Hur." Benito played Ben and Good Soldier Schweik played Hur.................go figure.

Spaw


09 Nov 09 - 03:55 AM (#2762583)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh

Whether de Valera was or was not a wanker, I hold him personally responsible for the death of every man, woman and child in the Civil War.

What he got in 1932 he could have had in 1922.

How different it might have been had Collins lived.


09 Nov 09 - 11:02 AM (#2762788)
Subject: RE: BS: De Velara a British Spy
From: McGrath of Harlow

If de Valera had backed the Treaty in 22 there would still have been plenty who wouldn't have.


09 Nov 09 - 02:16 PM (#2762920)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Yep, an argumentative bunch.


09 Nov 09 - 03:36 PM (#2762971)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Den

de Valera landed on the moon?


10 Nov 09 - 08:40 AM (#2763369)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: GUEST,Chris B (Born Again Spy)

I remember when I was active in CND in the 80s the Sun and the tories were always saying we were in the pay of the Kremlin.

I wish....


10 Nov 09 - 09:22 AM (#2763395)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

The thing that really needs to be looked into is the never adequately documented yet still crucial role that chimpanzees played in the Irish conflict between 1901 and 1920. Were they agents for the crown or genuine patriots to the cause of freedom in Ireland?

Or both? (chimps do sometimes disagree on political matters)


10 Nov 09 - 01:51 PM (#2763595)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Or were they just paid mercenaries? Workin' for the ripe banana!


10 Nov 09 - 03:37 PM (#2763660)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

That is a disturbing but quite plausible theory...


10 Nov 09 - 03:43 PM (#2763665)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Paul Burke

De Valera was a Spanish name, him and Franco Farrell.


10 Nov 09 - 03:44 PM (#2763668)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

Was he a descendant of survivors of the Spanish Armada?


10 Nov 09 - 04:11 PM (#2763690)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Francisco Franco is still dead.

Spaw


10 Nov 09 - 05:08 PM (#2763726)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Paul Burke

That's Francisco, his Californian relative. I'm talking about the Franco from Cork and Manchester. There was Franco Connor too, he was much more up Devil Era's street.


10 Nov 09 - 06:16 PM (#2763780)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

Jimmy Hoffa's still dead too. Not that it matters. But he is.


10 Nov 09 - 06:44 PM (#2763793)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Art Thieme

Wanker = jag-off, correct?

Please define your terms!

Art


11 Nov 09 - 01:01 AM (#2763917)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

That is correct, Art. Another charming term meaning the same as wanker and jag-off is the delightful British term: "tosser"

Tosser and wanker are interchangeable. I think the Brits needed two terms to cover the concept because of the extraordinarily common incidence of that particular habit among British males. To have only one popular word for it just wouldn't be enough! ;-)


11 Nov 09 - 04:06 AM (#2763955)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh

Whereas the Wanks - sorry ! Yanks - have at least five, to my knowledge :

Jag-off

Jack-off;

Beat the Meat ;

Joss off ;

Wind the Watch ;

What were you saying about extraordinary common incidences, LH ?


11 Nov 09 - 06:48 AM (#2764032)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Actually, if you're looking for American terms for "wanking" as opposed to wanker, the list is much longer.............

Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Batting Practice
Bash The Candle
Beat Off
Beating the Bait
Beating the Bishop
Beating the Dummy
Beating the Snake
Beating the Stick (Please no more "beat")
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Bleed the Weed
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
Buckin' it
Buffing the Banana
Buffing the Wood
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Calling All Cum
Carrying Weight
Cast Off
Changing your Oil
Charm the Cobra
Choaking Charlie 'till He Throws Up
Choke Kojak
Choke your Chicken
Civil War
Cleaning out your Rope
Clean the Pipes
Clean your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Cracking the Fat
Crank the Shank
Cranking
Cranking For Cum
Crank Your Cordiano (for Joe - the man with forearms like Popeye)
Crown the King
Cuff the Carrot
Cuffing the Puppy
Cum The Scum
Custer's Last Stand
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
Diddle
Dishonorable Discharge
Disseminating
Doddle Whacking
Doodle Your Noodle
Do The Dew
Drain the Dragon
Drain the Monster
Drain the Vein
Dropping A Line
Dropping Stomach Pancakes
Firm Your Worm
Fist Fuck
Fist your Mister
Five Against One
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
Five Knuckle Olympics
Flogging Your Dong
Flogging Your Log
Flute Solo
Flying a Kite
Fondle the Fig
Freeing the Willies
Frigging the Love Muscle (British)
Gallop the Antelope
Gallop the Maggot
Getting In Touch With Your Manhood
Getting In Touch With Yourself
Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense"
Getting Your Caps Peeled
Giving it a Tug
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the Pipe
Greasing your Bone
Hack the Hog
Ham Shank
Hand Job
Hands on Training
Hand to Gland Combat
Hand Work
Having a Roy (Australian)
Have it Off
Have One Off the Wrist
Hitchhike Under the Big Top
Hitching to Heaven
Hit the Ham
Holding All The Cards
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Hone your Bone
Hump your Fist
Hump your Hose
Humpin' Air
Ironing Some Wrinkles
Jack Hammer
Jack Off
Jackin'
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jag Off
J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)
Jazz Yourself
Jelly Roll
Jerk Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Jerk the Johnson
Jiggle the Jewelry
Jimmying your Joey
Killing the Beast
Knock the Top Off
Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump
Launching the Hand Shuttle
Leakin' the Main Drain
Loping your Mule
Making the Bald Guy Puke
Making Nut Butter
Making Yogurt
Mangle the Midget
Manipulate the Mango
Manual Override
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
Massage your Muscle
Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior
Measuring For Condoms
Milking the Bull
Milking the Lizard
Milking the Monkey
Milkywaying
Moulding Hot Plastic
Nerk your Throbber
Oil the Glove
Oiling The Pogo Stick
One Handed Clapping
One Man Show
One Man Tug-O-War
Pack your Palm
Paddle the Pickle
Paint the Pickle
Pain the Walls
Pam Anderson Polka
Pat the Robertson
Peel Some Chilis
Peel the Banana
Peel the Carrot
Petting Your Dog
Playing With Dick
Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends
Playing With Your Noodle
Play Pocket Pool
Play the Organ
Play the Pisser
Play the Piss Pipe
Play the Skin Flute
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Playing With the Snake
Playing Your Instrument
Play With Yourself
Pocket Pinball
Pocket Pool
Polish the Chrome Dome
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Polish your Bayonet
Polish your Helmet
Polish your Knob
Popping the Porpoise
Popping The Purple Pimple
Pound Off
Pound Your Flounder
Pound Your Piss Pump
Pounding your Pud
Pudwhacking
Pud Wrestling
Puddin'
Pull the Root
Pulling The Wire
Pulling Your Goalie
Pull Off
Pulling The Piss Pump
Pull the Pole
Pull the Pope
Pull Your Pud
Pull your Taffy
Pumping For Pleasure
Pumping For Power
Pump the Python
Punchin' The Clown
Punchin' The Munchkin
Punishing Percy
Punishing the Bishop
Ram the Ham
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rolling The Fleshy Blunt
Roman Helmet Rhumba
Ropin' the Long Horn
Rope the Pony
Roughing up the Suspect
Rounding Up the Tadpoles
Routin' for the Yankees
Rub One Out
Rub the Unicorn's Horn
Runka (Swedish)
Scraping Your Carrot
Scratching the Itch
Seasonin' Your Meat
See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters
Self Love
Sending out the Troops
Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands With the Governor
Shaking Hands With Shorty
Shaking Hands With the Unemployed
Shake the Snake
Shifting Gears
Shine Your Pole
Shining The Helmet
Shooting Enemies
Shooting Putty at the Moon
Shooting Sherman
Shucking Bubba
Slam the Hammer
Slammin' the Salami
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slap the Salami
Slapping the Cyclops
Slapping your Chub
Slinging Jelly
Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
Sloppy Sign Language
Stroke the Stallion
Smacking your Sister
Snap the Monkey
Snap the Whip
Snapping Your Carrot
Spank the Frank
Spank your Monkey
Spear Chucking
Spreading the Mayo
Spunk the Monk
Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie
Squeeze the Lemon
Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
Squeezing the Burrito
Staff Meeting
Stall Clapping
Stir the Soup
Stroke Off
Stroking It
Stroking your Goat
Stroke your Poker
Taking a Shake Break
Tame the Wild Hog
Tamp your Tool
Tap the Turkey
Tease the Python
Tease the Weasle
Tenderize the Meat
The Erky Jerk
The Sticky Page Rhumba
Threading a Needle
Throw off a Batch
Throwin' Down
Thump the Pump
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the Pickle
Toss Off
Toss the Boss
Toss the Turkey
Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake
Tug of War with Cyclops
Tuning the Antenna
Tussle with Your Muscle
Unwapping the Pepperoni
Varnishing the Cane
Wailing
Walk the Dog
Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm
Wank (British)
Waxing the Dolphin
Wax your Jackson
Wax your Weasel
Wax your Willy
Whack Off
Whack Your Tack
Whip the Bishop
Whip the Dummy
Whip your Dripper
Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder
Whipping the Pony
Whipping the Window Washer
White Water Wristing
Whizzin' Jizzim
Wiggling your Worm
Winding the Jack In The Box
Wonk your Conker
Working a Cramp out of your Muscle
Working your Willy
Wrestling the Eel
Wring Out your Rope
Wring Your Thing
Yahtzee
Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy)
Yank Off
Yank your Crank

And if you're female.....................

3 Point Shot
A Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking for Squirrels
Clam Bake for One
Cleaning your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Cunts
Creamin'
Coming Into Your Own
Cunt Cuddling
Dialing the Rotary Phone
Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging in Safe Sex
Erasing the Problem
Fanning the Fur
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Finger Blasting
Flickin' the Bean
Flit your Clit
Fucking Without Complications
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Lube Job
Get To Know Yourself
Get a Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Groping the Grotto
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Gusset Typing
Having Sex With Someone you Love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let Your Fingers do the Walkin'
Levy Break Limbo
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pussy
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet the Petunia
Pet the Pussy Cat
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
Pushing the Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
Scoring the Hoop
Slapping the Mackerel
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
Spelunking
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Squeeze the Peach
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing the Channel
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Toggling the Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing your Fingers


Spaw


11 Nov 09 - 07:19 AM (#2764039)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Riginslinger

My gawd!


11 Nov 09 - 07:47 AM (#2764047)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bonnie Shaljean

Voice of experience, huh, Spaw?   ;-)


11 Nov 09 - 07:58 AM (#2764051)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: GUEST,Chris B (Born Again Scouser)

Bonnie,

Having lived in the US during the 80s I can quite understand the need for Americans to have so many different terms to describe the one activity. It is a big country, after all.


11 Nov 09 - 08:33 AM (#2764062)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh

Good Grief !

What happened to the old J. Arthur ??

(UK rhyming slang).

P S what happened to de Valera . . . ?

Just thought I'd ask . . . .


11 Nov 09 - 09:53 AM (#2764114)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Probably died choking his chicken...........read: its a dumbass troll type of thread and its too late for anyone short of a total wanker to really give a shit.


Spaw


11 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM (#2764214)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

Catspaw 49 ,if you dont like the thread, go and find another.


11 Nov 09 - 01:41 PM (#2764233)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Oh, I'm having a perfectly good time here myself. I'm looking forward to Hawk supplying more information about the role of the Chimps in all this.

Spaw


11 Nov 09 - 02:35 PM (#2764279)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

oh, are you how jolly,you complain about the thread then go about enjoying yourself.spaws obviusly an expert on wanking.


11 Nov 09 - 02:38 PM (#2764282)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Thread started by a troll, but Catspaw's list makes it worthwhile.


11 Nov 09 - 02:48 PM (#2764287)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)

Why the need to label GSS a 'troll'? Not knowing a great deal about the people and events involved (bar de Valera's desertion of Collins & his men), it seems a genuinely interesting story that the Good Soldiers flagged up to my mind.


11 Nov 09 - 03:03 PM (#2764298)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

On Mudcat this qualifies as "troll type" since the subject matter draws contentiousness like flies to a dung heap. Granted that folks like Hawk and I aren't adding anything but we are certainly enjoying ourselves. This of course doesn't stop any real historical content from being added but then Hawk and I don't mind the interuption either! Besides, the Chimp angel just might be the key to unearthing newfound theories on motivation and purposes.


Spaw


11 Nov 09 - 03:10 PM (#2764304)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

Exactly what I was thinking.

Hey, Good Soldier, you have no idea... What Spaw doesn't know about wanking simply isn't worth knowing. ;-) Trust me.

After all, he spent many years reading the comic Cheech Wizard, and he liked it! Anyone who does that has gotta be the ne plus ultra of wankers, the apotheosis of degenerate tossers extraordinaire, the final fecking word on the subject.


11 Nov 09 - 03:14 PM (#2764306)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Amergin

I wonder, Little Hawk, how you came by such personal knowledge on Spaw's wanking abilities?


11 Nov 09 - 03:19 PM (#2764310)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

I asked Chongo. You wouldn't believe the network of simian investigators he has out there collecting dirt on various people for future reference when it might come in handy. They put Sherlock Holmes' "Baker Street irregulars" to shame.

Chongo tells me that Spaw has been spanking the monkey so hard lately that it's starting to hit back.


11 Nov 09 - 03:32 PM (#2764320)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Paul Burke

Though I understand the Baker Street Irregulars were cured by juduicious use of senna pods.


11 Nov 09 - 04:01 PM (#2764331)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

I find it of interest that Dev, may or may not have been an English spy.
but if no one else does just leave the thread alone.


11 Nov 09 - 04:09 PM (#2764338)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

But I leave it to the Hawkster to keep Chongo's Chicken appropriately choked!

I think we need more senna pod info......What effect do senna pods have on chimps? This might explain why CHongo gets erect in the presence of Canadian folk singers!

Hawk is simply jealous that my buddy Cheech taught me his ways and his power over little orphan girls while LH's hero, one Major Tom, went off the radar while whipping the bishop.

Spaw


11 Nov 09 - 04:16 PM (#2764344)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Watch out for the Great Pumpkin, riding high in this season, and punishing those who stuff the hole in the turkey with the wrong ingredients.


11 Nov 09 - 04:17 PM (#2764345)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Whoa!! Damnation Q! That sounds painful!

Spaw


11 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM (#2764351)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Fo, fo, fo, for de Valera
In comes Mary at the door aye oh
Mary is the one who will have a bit of fun
And we don't want Annie any more aye oh.

Rope skipping song honoring de Valera, from Dublin.
Now who was this Mary and was having a "bit of fun" what it sounds like? Did rejected Annie take revenge? Maybe she was the one who started the story.


11 Nov 09 - 05:04 PM (#2764378)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

LOL!

This is the first thread on the Irish Troubles that I have genuinely enjoyed.


11 Nov 09 - 06:42 PM (#2764436)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: MartinRyan

Before this gets out of hand (so to speak) that skipping rhyme would have been "Vote, vote for De Valera". The girls were the next in line - isn't that always the way?! ;>)

Regards


11 Nov 09 - 07:41 PM (#2764473)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

MartinRyan correctly names the political election song on which the skipping rhyme is based.


12 Nov 09 - 04:05 AM (#2764608)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh

Seriously, tho ' - and to humour Dick - if de Valera had been a British spy (and I remain to be convinced) why did he oppose the 'Anglo-Irish Treaty' ?

It seems to me that if he were working for the British he would have welcomed the 'Treaty' with open arms (so to speak) ?

Do not suggest that he was playing a 'long game' - I said it above and I'll say it again - what he got in 1932 he could have had in 1922 ; and if he had been a British spy, on his terms.


12 Nov 09 - 04:08 AM (#2764610)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh

No, on second thoughts, the posts on wanking are more interesting, especially 'Spaw's.


12 Nov 09 - 11:59 AM (#2764848)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: freda underhill

Margaret Thatcher was secretly working with Castro, implementing the theory that things have to get worse so the people will rise up.


12 Nov 09 - 12:07 PM (#2764860)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: freda underhill

De valera's father was Cuban, so maybe there is a link there....

perhaps Maggie Thatcher is secretly Castro's sister and working quietly, using Chongo the Chimp as interlocutor.


12 Nov 09 - 12:13 PM (#2764868)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

Whoa! What a concept!


12 Nov 09 - 12:17 PM (#2764872)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: freda underhill

deep, I know.

:-)


12 Nov 09 - 02:11 PM (#2764944)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Very deep......Let's have Hawk use his special underground garage source...Deep Chimp.   I have one of those souces too but he's strung out on cocaine all the time. They call him Deep Crack and he's always a bit behind on things........



Spaw


12 Nov 09 - 04:11 PM (#2765009)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

Deep Chimp has revealed things to me that I dare not even share with my close friends on Mudcat...


12 Nov 09 - 04:15 PM (#2765014)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Little Hawk

Make that closest friends on Mudcat...


12 Nov 09 - 04:46 PM (#2765037)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: catspaw49

Well at least its not your closet friends on Mudcat.

Spaw


13 Nov 09 - 05:14 AM (#2765289)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh

Wot ? No wanking ?

I'm going home, so there.


13 Nov 09 - 01:28 PM (#2765415)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

A couple of additions to Catspaw's list:

Wet the brush- translated from Mexican Spanish
Stoke the fire
Bird in the nest (Spanish gipsy)


10 Dec 09 - 03:56 PM (#2785610)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

originally Posted by The Zurich Connection View Post
'De Valera was a British spy'

Book claims national hero was 'turned' after 1916

By John Spain Books Editor
Monday October 26 2009

A NEW book to be published next month makes the shocking claim that Eamon de Valera, the founding father of the nation, was under the control of the British.

The book, provocatively titled 'England's Greatest Spy: Eamon de Valera', suggests that Dev was terrified of being executed after the Rising and was "turned" in exchange for his life. For some years afterwards, the book claims, Dev was under British control.

The 470-page hardback is published by Stacey International, a London publisher specialising in politics and history.

The author is retired US naval officer and historian John Turi from Princeton, New Jersey. He developed an interest in Irish history through his wife, who was born in Ireland. Turi has been researching his controversial book for a decade.

The case against de Valera by Turi is based firstly on a detailed analysis of Dev's emotionally stunted formative years.

He claims Dev was rejected by everyone in his early life -- his mysterious father in New York (in fact, Dev was probably illegitimate), his mother, his uncle in Ireland, who treated him coldly, even the Church, which rejected his ambitions for the priesthood because of his probable illegitimacy.

His miserable upbringing left Dev with an inadequate personality, Turi suggests, which made him susceptible to being influenced later on.

Turi is scathing about Dev's erratic behaviour during the Rising, when he was in charge of the men at Boland's Mill.

He stayed awake for days, became disorientated and issued confused, sometimes ridiculous, orders. "It was not just his tactics the men questioned," Turi writes, "they questioned his sanity as well."

Dev kept his men "sitting on their heels" while a short distance away at Mount Street Bridge eight Volunteers were trying to hold off hundreds of British soldiers.

In fact the men at Boland's Mill played little or no part in the Easter Week fighting, Turi says, because Dev was so exhausted and fearful.

At the end of the week, when word reached Boland's Mill of the surrender, Turi writes that de Valera "abandoned his men and slipped out of Boland's at noon on the Sunday, taking with him a British prisoner . . . as his insurance against being shot before he could surrender".

Cowardly

"De Valera the cowardly, incompetent, mentally unstable officer who deserted his troops was (later) repackaged as de Valera the lonely hero fighting valiantly against overwhelming odds."

What followed was also suspicious, Turi says.

Dev later claimed that he was tried with a number of other men and sentenced to death.

Turi writes: "Not one of the men allegedly tried with de Valera ever confirmed that such a trial took place, and there is no trace in the British Public Record Office of any trial."

He also quotes the flat denial by the army prosecuting officer, William Wylie, that de Valera had been tried.

Turi also considers Dev's fragile mental state and tearful collapse at Richmond Barracks the night before he was taken to Kilmainham, to where condemned prisoners were sent.

All the events indicate that Dev was terrified of dying, Turi suggests, and that it would have been easy for the British intelligence officer Ivor Price to turn Dev into a British collaborator. Major Price was "skilled at manipulating weakness".

Turi notes that Dev was the only one of four Dublin commandants not to be tried and executed.

He dismisses theories that Dev was spared because he was born in America or because the British realised that further executions would be a mistake; as others were executed later.

The only reasonable explanation, Turi claims, is that Dev was "turned". In all, Turi sets forth a dozen instances of what he calls "de Valera's machinations that aided and abetted British interests" to support this claim.

Collins

Some of this 'evidence' concerns Dev's activities in the US after he was released from prison -- which split the powerful Irish-American lobby.

Turi also says the British feared what Michael Collins might do in the North and used de Valera to engineer the situation that resulted in Collins's death.

Turi also calls Irish neutrality during the World War II "a hoax on the Irish people and a major boon for English interests".

His book, which ends with a call for a posthumous trial of de Valera, will be published in Ireland and Britain on November 30 and in the US next year.


10 Dec 09 - 08:59 PM (#2785830)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Ebbie

Spaw! I can't believe it. I've known this country song for a good 50 years and I never knew! Ignorance is bliss, they say.

I'm a-walkin' the dog and I'm never blue
I'm walkin' the dog. Ain't thinking about you
Don't need no one to tie me down
I'm walkin' the dog and a-paintin' the town

Such an easy life I ever knew
Until the day that I lost you
I'm a carefree lad that's seen the light
I'm walking the dog all the day and all night

Well i'm full of strength and just can't grow old
I got a one track mind so I've been told
But I'm fancy free and don't worry no how
and I'm walkin' the dog all the law will allow


26 Dec 09 - 02:59 PM (#2796824)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

a very interesting book,the author makes a very good case.
open minded people should read it.


26 Dec 09 - 06:42 PM (#2796924)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Paul Burke

Rubbish. De Valera was a Mason and an agent of the illuminati.


28 Dec 09 - 04:37 PM (#2797970)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

page 351,quote.
Despite all his efforts to publicly eliminate the trappings of British rule,de Valera continued to receive his commission from the Governor General, and whenever travelling outside the country, he requested a British passport so as to enjoy the protection of the Crown.
page 397 quote.
When travelling abroad, de Valera recognized the King of England as King of Ireland and signed his passport acknowledging the fact that he was a subject of the King seeking safe passage under the Crown.


29 Dec 09 - 07:01 AM (#2798295)
Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: The Sandman

Subject: RE: BS: de Valera a British Spy
From: Bryn Pugh - PM
Date: 12 Nov 09 - 04:05 AM

Seriously, tho ' - and to humour Dick - if de Valera had been a British spy (and I remain to be convinced) why did he oppose the 'Anglo-Irish Treaty' ?

It seems to me that if he were working for the British he would have welcomed the 'Treaty' with open arms (so to speak) ?

Do not suggest that he was playing a 'long game' - I said it above and I'll say it again - what he got in 1932 he could have had in 1922 ; and if he had been a British spy, on his terms.
buy the book, read it,and consider the arguments the author puts forward.
virtually everything, De Valera did worked to the benefit of the British, check out how he managed to split irish american support, check out his splitting tactics generally.
people should read the bOok ,before making ignorant unknowledgable staements.
he was Edward de Valera,not Eammonn.he was aconsummate liar.