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BS: Today's Saints

02 Dec 09 - 09:03 AM (#2778439)
Subject: BS: Today's Saints
From: Rapparee

Today is the feast day of these saints:

    * St. Chromatius
    * St. Eusebius
    * St. Evasius
    * St. Lupus of Verona
    * St. Pontian

But the Big Saint Of The Day is Bibiana. Here's a bit on how she met her fate:

...Apronianus [the Wicked Roman Governor], seeing that hunger and want had no effect...reserved [Bibiana] for greater sufferings. She was placed in the hands of a wicked woman called Rufina, who in vain endeavored to seduce her. She used blows as well as persuasion, but the Christian virgin remained faithful.

Enraged at the constancy of this saintly virgin, Apronianus ordered her to be tied to a pillar and beaten with scourges, laden with lead plummets, until she expired. The saint endured the torments with joy, and died under the blows inflicted by the hands of the executioner.


We should all endeavor to emulate her. I think she's the patron saint of masochists.


02 Dec 09 - 10:12 AM (#2778485)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's Saints
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Well, at 11-0, the Saints are a helluva lot better football team than they've ever been before.


02 Dec 09 - 10:49 AM (#2778509)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's Saints
From: Dave Hanson

Saint Bono of Dublin and Saint Sting of Newcastle, joint patron Saints of ' Pretentious Twats.'

Dave H


02 Dec 09 - 04:10 PM (#2778870)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's Saints
From: Paul Burke

When's the feast of St. Misbehavin'?


02 Dec 09 - 05:45 PM (#2778980)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's Saints
From: Dave MacKenzie

Don't they call it the Mardis Gras?


03 Dec 09 - 02:10 PM (#2779821)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's Saints
From: Rapparee

Today's saints are:

    * St. Abbo
    * St. Agricola
    * St. Attalia
    * St. Birinus
    * St. Cassian
    * Bl. Edward Coleman
    * St. Eloque
    * St. Ethernan
    * St. Lucius
    * St. Mirocles

And the biggie is Francis Xavier.

Edward Coleman is only a Blessed; he was framed in the Titus Oates business a few years back.


03 Dec 09 - 02:24 PM (#2779841)
Subject: RE: BS: Today's Saints
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Too bad. If he were a full-blown saint, he could be the patron saint of campers.