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BS: Things To Do On The Roof

09 Dec 09 - 07:41 AM (#2784519)
Subject: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Smedley

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm


09 Dec 09 - 09:14 AM (#2784568)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: open mike

oh! i thought it might have to do with
Old St. Nick and some reindeer going
click, click, click...


09 Dec 09 - 10:05 AM (#2784590)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Rasener

Saw that yonks ago.

The lad is a right knob.

However, it could be a helicopter landing pad, that turned out to look a bit like a tadger.


09 Dec 09 - 03:43 PM (#2784834)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Gurney

You hope that one day they'll grow up, but.....


09 Dec 09 - 03:52 PM (#2784841)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Mrrzy

No, you don't!


09 Dec 09 - 03:55 PM (#2784845)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: SINSULL

And I thought I had problems with the splayed pantihose full of salt on my roof.


10 Dec 09 - 06:46 AM (#2785233)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Mr Happy

Always liked this one http://www.headington.org.uk/shark/ best!


10 Dec 09 - 07:27 AM (#2785253)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Marijuana growers in rural parts of the county in which I live are fond of mowing or tilling messages into unused farm fields. They're intended for pilots of anti-drug aerial surveillance planes. Any guesses as to what they usually say? (Hint: It's usually a two word phrase and the scond word is "YOU".)


10 Dec 09 - 07:34 AM (#2785259)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Smedley

My partner's brother used to work for the local town council as a gardener. One year, when he & his colleagues were planting bulbs that would flower in a couple of months' time, in the flower beds at the centre of the town's main roundabouts, they were told they were going to be made redundant because of funding cuts.

They carried on planting the bulbs, and when they flowered later in the year every roundabout had a big floral display that spelled BOLLOCKS.

(Happily, photographs were taken before the council rushed to dig them all up.)


10 Dec 09 - 02:02 PM (#2785517)
Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Mysha

"See heaven much better"?

Bye
                                                                  Mysha