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16 Dec 09 - 10:08 PM (#2790046) Subject: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T Anyone ever hear of this condition? Nice to know she is working on a cure with her partner. syndrome-finds-man-who-satisfies-her/story-e6frf01i-1225797973089 |
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16 Dec 09 - 10:10 PM (#2790047) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Stilly River Sage That link is corrupt. |
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16 Dec 09 - 10:11 PM (#2790048) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T Oh well, it's not that long: Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams. But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day. "Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it," Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the UK. "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms." Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere. She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off. "I know I'm lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life," she said. Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine. She dated one man for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man". Then in May she met Andrew, who is divorced, who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancashire, England. "I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first," she said. |
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16 Dec 09 - 10:33 PM (#2790055) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Bill D "The Bionic Man"!! |
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16 Dec 09 - 10:37 PM (#2790057) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Amos IS this the same couple who got called out by the town council for disturbing the peace with their screams of exhilaration? A |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:29 AM (#2790103) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Bert ...the machines kept setting her off... There could possibly be a secondary market for those machines. |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:32 AM (#2790105) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Little Hawk It sounds like Commander Data has finally found the woman he's been looking for. Or he would have if this bloke Andrew Carr hadn't come along. Starfleet should be informed at once, and they could send in a shore party to do away with Carr and replace him with Data. Come to think of it, Captain James T. Kirk was always looking for a woman like that too... |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:38 AM (#2790108) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Stilly River Sage So, at what point did it occur to this dynamic duo that they should tell this particular story to the newspapers? Who cares (other than P.T. Barnum, perhaps)? SRS |
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17 Dec 09 - 02:32 AM (#2790131) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: MGM·Lion The trouble is, they have been banned from McDonalds for life. [Old joke!!!] |
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17 Dec 09 - 06:04 AM (#2790196) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Folkiedave And he finds it hurts when he plays with himself! |
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17 Dec 09 - 06:07 AM (#2790197) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: gnu ".... thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her screams." |
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17 Dec 09 - 06:12 AM (#2790199) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Steve Shaw I wonder whether he wants a stand-in for when he's not feeling up to it. |
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17 Dec 09 - 07:25 AM (#2790230) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T Some other sad stories of this condition: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580302,00.html http://www.autoevolution.com/news/women-remains-permanently-aroused-after-crash-14594.html And....it is a real condition, as odd as it may seem: http://www.bumc.bu.edu/sexualmedicine/informationsessions/persistent-sexual-arousal-syndrome/ |
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17 Dec 09 - 10:30 AM (#2790335) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Charley Noble "She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off." Something about this post seems half-baked to me as well. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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17 Dec 09 - 11:29 AM (#2790376) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ebbie "Distinguishing characteristics are genital and breast vasocongestion and sensitivity, with little or no relief form orgasmic experience" from one link It affects only women - from the other link It is also defined by the need to go public with the situation. from me Oh, ja, sure. |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:11 PM (#2790409) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: TheSnail Stilly River Sage So, at what point did it occur to this dynamic duo that they should tell this particular story to the newspapers? Spelling mistake there SRS? Shouldn't that be "sell" not "tell"? |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:22 PM (#2790419) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish "She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off." Gadzooks! I shall never be able to look a custard cream in the face again! :0) The cure for this er...um...'condition' is ever so simple....children! Didn't this used to be called nymphomania? Sounds as if she needs to keep her nymphs under control...and fully clothed at all times... Oh, the visions! The JOKES! (someone send for Bruce, immediately!) I wonder if she worked in the Peak Freams factory? ;0) |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:48 PM (#2790457) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Bobert The sure fire way of curing "Persistent Sexual Arrousal Syndrome" is simple.... ...marriage... B~ |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:52 PM (#2790469) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish :0) Hey, that's even funnier than children, Bobert! I love that..I am soooo spluttering over here... |
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17 Dec 09 - 12:54 PM (#2790472) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish Actually, perhaps a Sousaphone might help? Although maybe not... If the biscuit machines affected her, gawd knows where she'd be if she had a sousaphone go off next to her... I love this thread, it's hysterical! LOL |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:01 PM (#2790481) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: TheSnail I wonder if she worked in the Peak Freams factory? No. McVitie's making Chocolate Suggestive Biscuits. |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:05 PM (#2790488) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Little Hawk Corridus says that a lot of hamsters have this problem. But he says also that they don't really consider it to be a problem. |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:06 PM (#2790490) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: GUEST,Lizzie 'Cripes' Cornish Suggestive Biscuits...I like that, Snail..very funny....and...I think they could catch on. There's a few ol' English Folkfarts in here who might benefit from a packet or two.. :0) |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:08 PM (#2790494) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: The Sandman that really takes the biscuit. |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:16 PM (#2790508) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: GUEST,Lizzie 'Never Trust a Hamster' Cornish My moher always warned me to never go on a date with a hamster. Now I know why! :0) |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:17 PM (#2790509) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: GUEST,Teehee Lizzie My moher???? I'm laughing so much I can't even go there! |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:29 PM (#2790520) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Little Hawk Mohers are treacherous beasts! They have always harboured hatred against hamsters and their statements can't be trusted. |
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17 Dec 09 - 01:42 PM (#2790533) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Oh heavens! Don't you just LOVE Mudcat! From Orgasmic Biscuits to Hamsters and Mohers in just a few posts! I think we should all go and live in a commune...the same commune.It would be an absolute riot! Do have another biscuit, Vicar...I made the filling myself! :0) |
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17 Dec 09 - 02:01 PM (#2790550) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: frogprince "Oh, it's hard, and it's hard, and it's hard, oh Lord..." |
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17 Dec 09 - 03:40 PM (#2790638) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Bill D to maintain the musical mode.. "Nine Times a Night" |
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17 Dec 09 - 03:53 PM (#2790656) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T The difference between this condition and nymphomania is eplained at this site: http://www.healthcentral.com/sexual-health/c/65058/37875/hormonal |
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17 Dec 09 - 04:03 PM (#2790662) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: olddude Easy cure, have a bowl of Jell-o, it will kill any desires a person may have ... maybe they can find it in a pill form .. the anti viagra pill LOL |
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17 Dec 09 - 04:31 PM (#2790688) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Bill D " kill any desires a person may have" Just read the famous chapter of Dr. John Eichenlaub's "The Marriage Art" where he recommends the woman have wet towel full of cracked ice, and 'apply' it to her partner at a crucial moment. It has been laughed at since 1961, and I have yet to hear of anyone trying it. |
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17 Dec 09 - 04:37 PM (#2790699) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: kendall There is one food that is guaranteed to kill the sex drive, Wedding cake. |
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17 Dec 09 - 04:52 PM (#2790714) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Steve Shaw "Distinguishing characteristics are genital and breast vasocongestion and sensitivity, with little or no relief form orgasmic experience" Relief? Relief??? How does that work? Who wants relief from it? I'm sick of the enforced relief I have from it! |
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17 Dec 09 - 05:05 PM (#2790723) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Charley Noble If ordinary bisuits set her off, one wonders what would happen with a TimTam. Here's a link to videos of folks doing "The TimTam Slam": click here for video! Pepperidge Farm alleges that they now make the Australian TimTam but I have my doubts. Charley Noble |
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17 Dec 09 - 05:07 PM (#2790727) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ebbie ho ho ho, Kendall. The cellar may be the best place for you. :) This condition sounds more like what we used to hear about the effects of 'spanish fly', a condition more akin to irritation than to arousal. |
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17 Dec 09 - 05:10 PM (#2790731) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Will Fly Letter to a doctor: Dear Dr. X I am very worried about my husband. He just cannot stop making love to me and does it all the time. When I'm doing the housework, in between courses at mealtimes, in the garden, in the bath, while watching the television. I just don't know what to do about it. Please advise me. Yours sincerely, Mrs. Y PS: Please excuse the shaky handwriting. |
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17 Dec 09 - 05:31 PM (#2790747) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Lizzie Cornish 1 I'm shaking, Will....I'm shaking....with laughter, of course.. :0) |
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17 Dec 09 - 05:32 PM (#2790748) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Actually, having just spotted the other thread...perhaps she's the next Mrs. Tiger Woods. |
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17 Dec 09 - 08:53 PM (#2790884) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Steve Shaw Dear Dr. X I am very worried about my husband. He just cannot stop making love to me and does it all the time. When I'm doing the housework, in between courses at mealtimes, in the garden, in the bath, while watching the television. I just don't know what to do about it. Please advise me. Yours sincerely, Mrs. Y PS: Please excuse the shaky handwriting. Dear Mrs Y Just down the road from the surgery there's a shop that sells "get well exceptionally eventually" cards. Perhaps you could send one to hubby. Yours sincerely, Dr X |
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17 Dec 09 - 09:18 PM (#2790894) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T It's likely a win -win situation when a person with satyromania meets a person with nymphomania. |
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17 Dec 09 - 10:00 PM (#2790906) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Bill D ummm... I think that's satyriasis .... but point well made. |
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17 Dec 09 - 10:08 PM (#2790912) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Little Hawk That's the way Shane thinks of himself. But he gets so little chance to put his theory to the test.... |
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18 Dec 09 - 05:54 AM (#2791059) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Mr Red I might risk it for a biscuit ............ providing I diod not bite off more than I could .............. |
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18 Dec 09 - 07:09 AM (#2791086) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T Consider yourself warned about the hazards of too much sex, there are hazards: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399724,00.html |
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19 Dec 09 - 04:40 AM (#2791845) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Mr Red I would still risk it for a biscuit. |
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19 Dec 09 - 09:17 AM (#2791943) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: frogprince I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed, either. : ) |
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19 Dec 09 - 04:15 PM (#2792232) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Little Hawk You might after the initial thrill had worn off... (I'm talking, like, a few weeks or months down the line.) (Trust me.) |
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19 Dec 09 - 04:50 PM (#2792262) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: Ed T Graham Crackers, Corn Flakes and sex: a href="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/394/is-it-true-graham-crackers-were-invented-to-cure-the-dread-fever-of-lust">http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/394/is-it-true-graham-crackers-were-invented-to-cure-the-dread-fever-of-lust http://virgil.azwestern.edu/~dag/lol/SexGraham&Kellogg.html |
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20 Dec 09 - 01:18 AM (#2792578) Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome From: MGM·Lion My mother, one of 8 children, told me that when they were children & quarrelled, their curse on one another was "I hope your husband/wife eats biscuits in bed". [Transatlantic note - a 'biscuit' over here means what you would call a cracker or a cookie - not what you would call a biscuit, which is a sort of hard firm dumpling, isn't it?] |