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23 Dec 09 - 08:36 PM (#2795327) Subject: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Hard times require daring answers. RULES: please confine your CrAzY million dollar ideas to those that could actually turn a profit... Sanity Claus may be waived. Hint - Do not underestimate the American consumer. Like Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas movie, "I've got a million of 'em". But let me start with just one idea for now. The Special Collectors Edition of Worldwide Farts with the highly acclaimed scratch and sniff special feature. Forward written by Spaw with unique scratch and sniff introduction. (39.99 hard bound coffee table or 19.99 paperback bathroom edition) |
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23 Dec 09 - 08:40 PM (#2795332) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Bobert What, Donuel??? Yo think I'm gonna tell ya'll what I got in the oven??? No way... Get yer own ideas... lol... |
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23 Dec 09 - 08:48 PM (#2795334) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Bert LOL Donuel. Of course it comes with a CD of sound effects. |
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23 Dec 09 - 09:07 PM (#2795343) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Bobert you kinda took the spirit out of the game but why don't you sell bisquits made of rape seed (canola) flour that is a free waste product. Thye burn nicely in your oven. And it was my idea. My kids couldn't breathe for almost a minute. |
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23 Dec 09 - 09:25 PM (#2795351) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Bobert Sorry, Donuel... Of course, seein' this is the season to share I shouldn't be so stingy... So here's one I've been workin' on: Dehydrated water... There you have it... I mean, add one 1 ounce packet to 1 ounce of water and wahlaa: a gallon of water!!! Bingo!!! B~ |
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23 Dec 09 - 09:42 PM (#2795357) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel A malodeous litigation regarding a copyright dispute to World Wide Farts is now underway . Bobert vs Donual. Mother Inlaw Snuggies. The velcro strap seals out the cold at the mouth. Universal remote to disable all video game consoles within 50 ft, so that parents can get the attention of their children. E mail search engine for all Wall Street executives for the years 1999 to 2009. Defibulator remote control - in case you are in a hunting party including Cheney. Chrome lettering for your old car that says Hybrid .... also available -Inbrid Accesory for the perfectly rectangular KIA or Honda Car; a piece of bread nestled down, ready to be toasted. Colon Cola - Its brown for a reason. Autoamosater: word generator that produces verse faster than Amos. Multi colored rock salt: to make an artistic statement when deicing your walkways. Write a book 'Teabaggers for Monopoly Liberty' Cartoon strip 'The perious adventures of Sarah Plain' Shoplifting - Its the new purchasing. Write a folksong - If I had a Rubber |
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23 Dec 09 - 10:10 PM (#2795363) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Bill D Hollow soap...eliminate those leftover chips. A GPS system that allows you to program it to avoid roads with certain 'attractions', such as Stuckys, Nickerson Farms and roadside petting zoos. |
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23 Dec 09 - 10:50 PM (#2795373) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: catspaw49 Donnie....I swear to you, I'm gonna' think on this one over Christmas butwhat I seem to often find is that no matter how hard I try, someone has done it. Like this for instance !!! Spaw |
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23 Dec 09 - 11:18 PM (#2795386) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: katlaughing Jaysus, Spaw! How do you find those kinds of things?! |
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23 Dec 09 - 11:38 PM (#2795395) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: catspaw49 Not hard katmyluv......Here's another Problem Solver but almost worthless without its boon companion. Spaw |
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23 Dec 09 - 11:52 PM (#2795399) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: catspaw49 Of course there are some things that are so fucked up that even I can't fathom the depth of mind it takes to think them up. Like the guy who wrote this blog, I wonder, Who thinks this shit up? And outside of assholes like me, is there a market? Spaw |
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24 Dec 09 - 10:41 AM (#2795624) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Soap in the shower was my adolesent introduction to manhood so the weener cleaner doesn't seem that farfetched to me. I am one who thinks this shit up. I started with scientific art projects and then broke through with an early version of a cholear device to aid the deaf. My treatment for MS has yet to be tried. Several years ago my idea of a refrigerated pillow, powered by pressure and release, proved too risky for humans/kids but it was made for pets. My acoustic lense to cavitate water for hydrogen was researched at Johns Hopkins but I do not know where it went from there. My water tower/electric generator was my latest odd ball idea. One thing is for sure, its easy to be an odd ball, expecially if one has 3 testacles. BTW I also invented the acoustic bed. Speakers inside the mattress for foam or water beds. THe woofer can be quite stimulating. The income generated from all my ideas combined is similar to going to Vegas. The house always won, but my losses were limited to my lifetime. If you gather 12 people to come up with a great idea or product, you will almost always get something of value. Success of that idea is unlikely if profit is the only motive. |
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24 Dec 09 - 11:26 AM (#2795655) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Jim Dixon You might enjoy this web site: The HalfBakery--as in "half-baked idea." I recommend you read the guidelines in the help section before submitting anything. Certain types of inventions are not allowed, and "dehydrated water" is one they specifically mention. (Sorry, Bobert.) I have submitted a few ideas there myself, but I use a "handle" and I'd rather not say what it is. |
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24 Dec 09 - 11:53 AM (#2795676) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Bee-dubya-ell I have ideas for inventions and innovations all the time, but I never can remember them later. Maybe someone could invent a drug or something that helps people remember their ingenious ideas. |
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24 Dec 09 - 12:52 PM (#2795734) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Pope Soap on a rope - actual item sold at the Vatican gift shop Bee - its called a mole skin notebook, used by Hemmingway and Woody Allen alike. |
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24 Dec 09 - 01:03 PM (#2795745) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Jim that is the best link so far. many of the new ideas are in fact ancient which proves their success, such as the dome homes. The largest concrete dome is currently in Rome and is only 2000 years old and is in good shape. |
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24 Dec 09 - 01:26 PM (#2795759) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel science fairs http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/the_science_fair/ |
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24 Dec 09 - 10:30 PM (#2796069) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: GUEST,999 Start a new religion. |
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25 Dec 09 - 05:32 PM (#2796398) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: McGrath of Harlow Instant whiskey powder. Just add water. |
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25 Dec 09 - 05:36 PM (#2796402) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: gnu Do you need a glass and spoon? |
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26 Dec 09 - 08:23 AM (#2796634) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Dead Horse Simple. Just send $100 to the first person on this list, then mail the list on after adding the bottom person on list etc. 1. Dead Horse 2. Dead Horse 3. Dead Horse 4. Dead Horse 5. Dead Horse 6. Dead Horse 7. Dead Horse 8. Dead Horse 9. Dead Horse 10.Dead Horse |
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26 Dec 09 - 08:57 AM (#2796656) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Jim Carroll Forty odd years ago, following an evening of over-indulgence after a folk club, a crowd of us (including a brewers chemist) sat around and mooted the idea of clubbing together and producing alchohol free/reduced beer, and wrote it off as impractical and unsellable...... damn, damn, damn!!!! Jim Carroll |
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26 Dec 09 - 03:56 PM (#2796849) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: gnu I recall reading a francise advert for bottled water back in the early 90s. I laughed out loud. WHO would buy bottled water HERE? Surely a scam? And it still is, to the tune of $$$$$$$$s. |
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26 Dec 09 - 06:01 PM (#2796905) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel foreverich soil Use the recipe from the Amazonians which included partially cooked wood (not charcol) bag it up with the legend on the back and sell it for 9.99 for 3 kilos. |
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27 Dec 09 - 10:29 AM (#2797237) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Dave the Gnome Earwax candles Bellybuuton fluff pillows Fart powered cars You can have them for free but I am keeping what I do with old toenails to myself... :D (eG) |
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27 Dec 09 - 07:53 PM (#2797580) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: GUEST,999 "You can have them for free but I am keeping what I do with old toenails to myself..." Spaghetti sauce, right? |
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28 Dec 09 - 10:31 AM (#2797755) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Dave the Gnome Well, smells a bit like Parmesan anyway... :D |
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29 Dec 09 - 09:25 AM (#2798392) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Rapparee Get a bunch of people to give you money by promising them big, big interest on their investment. Do this in layers of people and...oh, wait, that's what sent Madoff to jail. But it worked, at least for a while.... |
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29 Dec 09 - 10:02 AM (#2798426) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Madoff was moved to another prison cell and wing after his first experience with prison rape 2 weeks ago. Now where are the guys at AIG, Goldman Sachs, COuntrywide, Lehman Bros., and the rest of the financial elite who caused more damage to their own country than all the terrorists combined?????????????????? You guys fkd us. It isn't fair to let the only elderly Jewish guy doin what you guys did on a grand scale to get it in the end. Be that as it may... There are lots of inventions that you can take off the shelf and use differently. To control the behavior of Wall St, in lieu of regulations, one can use what Bush should have used on Wall St. A Bush Master. At least Rapaire will get this one. |
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29 Dec 09 - 10:04 AM (#2798429) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: SINSULL Scrath and smell fart stickers were all the rage in the 80s. My son had a bookful of them. Back to the drawing boards, Donuel. |
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29 Dec 09 - 03:33 PM (#2798718) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Rapparee Tee shirts at rodeos. Make them to read "Eight Seconds Ain't So Much" or "Eight Seconds And You Think It's HARD??" Walk around the bullriders. |
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29 Dec 09 - 03:57 PM (#2798738) Subject: RE: BS: Get Rich Quick! ideas From: Donuel Sinsull whatever you do, do not burn that book. Thats what really happened at Bopal. |