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23 Dec 09 - 08:39 PM (#2795331) Subject: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Although it's been said, many times many ways... Merry Christmas to YOU!!!! |
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23 Dec 09 - 09:07 PM (#2795344) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: SINSULL There's fire down below - ow - ow - ow - ow boys.... |
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23 Dec 09 - 09:10 PM (#2795346) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: GUEST,999 Jerry Lee Lewis had a song about just this. |
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23 Dec 09 - 09:43 PM (#2795359) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Oreo didn't know there was no web cam on this monitor. |
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23 Dec 09 - 11:02 PM (#2795377) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: katlaughing He didn't know he was supposed to assume the prone position when worshipping the mighty Gawd of Heat. |
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23 Dec 09 - 11:04 PM (#2795379) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Doing yoga Opposite of Downward Dog Is Upward Cat |
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24 Dec 09 - 01:31 AM (#2795418) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Liz the Squeak He's just warming the hole of his body... Hey, if humenz can duz it, so can kitteh. LTS |
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24 Dec 09 - 02:17 PM (#2795792) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Genie or maybe, "Happiness is a warm pussy?" |
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24 Dec 09 - 03:05 PM (#2795819) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T "Never you mind. A guy got to sometimes." - John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men |
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24 Dec 09 - 03:58 PM (#2795853) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: topical tom ♪I am a poor pussy burning...bum-a-bum-bum...♫ |
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24 Dec 09 - 04:30 PM (#2795870) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Don Firth "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!! After you've been stuck outside with your butt in a snowbank for three hours, this is pure heaven!!" (. . . purr heaven?) Don Firth |
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24 Dec 09 - 05:03 PM (#2795898) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: gnu One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..." The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know.. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...." |
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24 Dec 09 - 08:22 PM (#2796019) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Severn I can recommend a good burn clinic in Baltimore.... |
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24 Dec 09 - 09:47 PM (#2796053) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: GUEST,Ebbie, away from home, house/dog sitting I'll have a blue Christmas without you... yeah, right. |
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24 Dec 09 - 10:34 PM (#2796070) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Ah, relaxing by the fire and another Tom & Jerry, a holiday treat. |
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24 Dec 09 - 10:39 PM (#2796075) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T Tips on warming your nuts http://www.pbase.com/djwixx/image/105737328 |
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24 Dec 09 - 10:44 PM (#2796078) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T As for global warming, my ass should know. |
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24 Dec 09 - 11:02 PM (#2796086) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T And when he get s behind closed doors Kitty lets his nutsr hang down And , then he is glad that he's a man Oh, no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors |
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25 Dec 09 - 01:11 PM (#2796280) Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice He sees you when you're sleeping |
