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24 Dec 09 - 07:59 PM (#2796008) Subject: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass... From: InOBU Well... I had hopes someone else would start it this year... Twas the night before Christmass and all through the e house Not an e cruther was moving, not even a louse Ol' spaw was snoring all sung in his bed, while visions of baked beens glubbed in his head... Richard Bridge was awake and in a mirror he peered To make sure it was hisownself, he pulled at his beard... |
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24 Dec 09 - 08:01 PM (#2796009) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass... From: Geoff the Duck The Ducks had been paddling When the water cock broke. And "baling" he kitchen was far from a joke... |
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24 Dec 09 - 08:04 PM (#2796011) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass... From: katlaughing (HAven't seen one of these threads in years! Yippee!!) |
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24 Dec 09 - 08:14 PM (#2796013) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass... From: Severn When in Severn's attic there arose such a clutter, Must be Santa trippin' o'er sump'n or 'nother..... |
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24 Dec 09 - 08:43 PM (#2796024) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass... From: Severn While on the lawn, winner of previous tournaments, Dear SINSULL displayed all her tackiest ornaments.... |
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24 Dec 09 - 08:51 PM (#2796031) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(200 From: Joe Offer And what say we of Severn, the giver of crabs? No, not that kind, you silly, the ones with claws that grabs... |
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24 Dec 09 - 09:20 PM (#2796041) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: Severn (No, Joe, not THAT kind of Sandy Claws! One not causing use of a bandage and gauze....) |
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24 Dec 09 - 09:29 PM (#2796044) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: Severn A wreath of Franklin's was hung on the door For he'll look for a Northwest Passage no more His Claws won't be reaching for the Beaufort Sea His Claus now carries presents for you and for me.... |
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24 Dec 09 - 11:23 PM (#2796092) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: katlaughing LOL!! |
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24 Dec 09 - 11:38 PM (#2796099) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: open mike Den Big Mick in de fireplace Done roas' up de ham Stir up de gumbo An' make bake de yam. Den out on de by-you Dey got such a clatter Make soun' link old Bobert Done fall off his ladder. |
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25 Dec 09 - 12:10 AM (#2796107) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: Janie Then Amos, Azizi, Katlaughing and Frank raised a glass, then decided to pull off a prank. gnu, being cautious, eased open the sash Stuck out his hand and reached down for his stash his eyes, they did widen at what his hand grabbed Not expecting a squid, much less a big crab. Mmario cried, is that Santa I see? Then sighed, shook his head, said "Oh no, Rapaire" From the jello pit then, there arose such a clatter That LtS sprinted out there with a platter Hoping to fetch back some roasted reindeer To serve up with whiskey to friends far and near. |
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25 Dec 09 - 01:46 AM (#2796118) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: Severn But little did Liz know that the bone that she chewed off Had formerly been the left foreleg of Rudolph! |
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25 Dec 09 - 07:34 PM (#2796453) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: Stilly River Sage Sage darted out to the drive to see what was the matter Guests driving in, well they made such a splatter As they shimmied and slithered and steamed up their glasses Reindeer stood to the side and laughed off their asses |
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30 Dec 09 - 12:50 PM (#2799396) Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009) From: InOBU Thanks all... I spent the day alone with me wee doggie... This was a lovely Xmas card. Cheers lor |