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BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended

08 Jan 10 - 05:46 AM (#2806403)
Subject: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly

If you're offended by explicit snow people doing naughty things in the snow, then don't click on the link to this picture which was sent me by an old jazz musician friend.

The sculpture was created by a jazz guitarist in Blackpool, UK...


08 Jan 10 - 05:51 AM (#2806406)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bonnie Shaljean

LOL !!


08 Jan 10 - 05:53 AM (#2806408)
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From: Richard Bridge

So that's snowballing!


08 Jan 10 - 06:09 AM (#2806413)
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From: Bonnie Shaljean

LOL again
Happy new year, Richard - nice to see you back.


08 Jan 10 - 06:39 AM (#2806439)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael


08 Jan 10 - 06:41 AM (#2806440)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael

Oops didn't meam to do that.
It got me all of a fluster!
Mike


08 Jan 10 - 06:55 AM (#2806449)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: MGM·Lion

The Michael above is not me — but LoL from me too; and snowballs 2U!

Michael GM


08 Jan 10 - 07:01 AM (#2806452)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Jim Carroll

Can't acccuse them of being frigid
Jim Carroll


08 Jan 10 - 07:10 AM (#2806461)
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From: John MacKenzie

Quick!! Before the friction melts it ******


08 Jan 10 - 07:15 AM (#2806465)
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From: VirginiaTam

What gets me is the fact that the snowman is waving to witnesses while in flagrante delicto.

You'd think he'd be completely focussed on the eerrr..... job at hand?


08 Jan 10 - 07:20 AM (#2806471)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish

Being a lady, I didn't look.

What's it a picture of? (Innocent, chuckling smiley) :0)


08 Jan 10 - 07:31 AM (#2806477)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie

The one standing up is Gordon Brown, and the one draped helplessly over the wall, is the British electorate.


08 Jan 10 - 08:01 AM (#2806494)
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From: VirginiaTam

that explains why the eyes are pointing in different directions....


08 Jan 10 - 08:05 AM (#2806500)
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From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish

VERY good, John!! :0)


08 Jan 10 - 08:33 AM (#2806526)
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From: SINSULL

Blocked by Barracuda. Just have to use my imagination.


08 Jan 10 - 08:36 AM (#2806531)
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From: theleveller

Hilarious! I wonder how many accidents it's caused to passing motorists.


08 Jan 10 - 09:14 AM (#2806571)
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From: Leadfingers

SINS - Shouldnt worry - Take it from me , its ROOOD !!!


08 Jan 10 - 10:09 AM (#2806608)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Lighter

I saw a nearly identical snow sculpture on an American university campus in the mid to late '70s.

It even made the front page of the campus paper.


08 Jan 10 - 11:21 AM (#2806654)
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From: greg stephens

However appalling the conditions, the English can always rise to the occasion.


08 Jan 10 - 11:24 AM (#2806658)
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From: olddude

How do you get people to look, just say don't look LOL
OH MY GOSH ... I bet a lot of cars are off the road with that one LOL


08 Jan 10 - 11:43 AM (#2806671)
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From: topical tom

I guess Frosty got bored and REALLY went to town.


08 Jan 10 - 11:48 AM (#2806674)
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From: The Sandman

"s no accounting for taste


08 Jan 10 - 11:49 AM (#2806676)
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From: Ebbie

LOL I especially like his grin.


08 Jan 10 - 01:20 PM (#2806755)
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From: wysiwyg

Guess I'll have to save THAT photo into the "Mudcatters" pix folder and then guests can guess whoses they REALLY ises.

~S~


08 Jan 10 - 01:24 PM (#2806760)
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From: Little Hawk

What a showoff! You'd think he'd have the decency to focus on his partner rather than acting like a performing seal at the circus.


08 Jan 10 - 01:35 PM (#2806772)
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From: Donuel

don't look if offended.

what a marvelous anchronistic oxymoron.


08 Jan 10 - 01:54 PM (#2806787)
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From: Smedley

I've been sent this by three different friends already & now it's even in Mudcat!! It is already becoming the stuff of myth, as I was told it was 'constructed' in Brighton, London, Kent and now we have a bid by Blackpool.


08 Jan 10 - 02:05 PM (#2806799)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly

To be frank, it looks like the Morecambe seafront. And I know Morecambe extremely well. It's almost certainly either Morecambe or Blackpool.


08 Jan 10 - 02:57 PM (#2806846)
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From: John MacKenzie

It's certainly a front


08 Jan 10 - 03:21 PM (#2806873)
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From: Richard Bridge

Is that rhyming slang?


08 Jan 10 - 03:31 PM (#2806889)
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From: Lizzie Cornish 1

It's the look of joy on his face!

But as Little Hawk points out, I don't think he's er...in love with his Snowlady...

Do you think we should tell her?

I just hope this Snowman isn't related...

I'll always look at snowmen in a different way now..


08 Jan 10 - 03:42 PM (#2806899)
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From: Ruth Archer

Who says it's a lady? I assumed they were both blokes...


08 Jan 10 - 03:46 PM (#2806901)
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From: Bill D

So THAT'S why Frosty, the Snowman was "a jolly, happy soul"!


08 Jan 10 - 03:56 PM (#2806912)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie

There's no business, like snow business   ♫쳌ô♫


08 Jan 10 - 05:31 PM (#2806980)
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From: robomatic

I tried looking at it at work, and it was a policy offense (I thought they looked for jpegs full of flesh tones).


08 Jan 10 - 05:31 PM (#2806981)
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From: frogprince

I darn near froze to death posing for that.


08 Jan 10 - 05:49 PM (#2806999)
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From: Rasener

Has that snowman shagging the death out of the one lying over the wall got hemorrhoids? Its just that I can see something red sticking out of its backside.


08 Jan 10 - 05:52 PM (#2807000)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie

Gross!!


08 Jan 10 - 05:54 PM (#2807003)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly

Its just that I can see something red sticking out of its backside.

Nah - it's a Coke can lying in the snow on the pavement.


08 Jan 10 - 05:58 PM (#2807007)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: GUEST,Den

Excellent, very funny. I see some witt has it and another on flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mudcat_cafe/


08 Jan 10 - 06:03 PM (#2807010)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bee-dubya-ell

That's not rude, it's exhibitionism. Now, if they were doing it while blocking the aisle in the supermarket, that would be rude.


08 Jan 10 - 06:04 PM (#2807011)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie

Well he's certainly blocking someone's passage


08 Jan 10 - 10:44 PM (#2807178)
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From: Ebbie

From: frogprince - PM
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:31 PM

"I darn near froze to death posing for that."

Which one is you? :)


09 Jan 10 - 04:19 PM (#2807731)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Jim Dixon

You'd think pictures of "rude snowmen" (snow couples, etc.) would be easy to find on the Internet, but they're not.

Google Images has a few promising thumbnails, but when you click on them, you find that they've been removed, or else the link takes you to a porn site with no snowmen at all.

I'm disappointed.


09 Jan 10 - 04:24 PM (#2807735)
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From: Genie

I guess that's what you call a snow job?


09 Jan 10 - 04:32 PM (#2807747)
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From: John MacKenzie

ooh


09 Jan 10 - 05:17 PM (#2807801)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

That's what happens to people who do that kind of thing in the open in this kind of weather...


09 Jan 10 - 06:18 PM (#2807840)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Ebbie

Turned to salt, eh?


09 Jan 10 - 07:05 PM (#2807878)
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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

I'm lost in admiration.

Who among us could maintain a stiffy like that, at that temperature?

At 32degrees fahrenheit, the problem isn't using it, it's finding it.

Don T.


09 Jan 10 - 07:08 PM (#2807881)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Little Hawk

It's amazing what enough Viagra can do, isn't it, Don?


09 Jan 10 - 07:19 PM (#2807888)
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From: Genie

"Maintain," Don?
How many guys could achieve something like that in the first place?   (Especially in freezing temps.)


09 Jan 10 - 10:50 PM (#2807977)
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From: Gurney

LH, he doesn't NEED to concentrate, hung like that!


But, Will, how do we know if we are offended, UNLESS we look?


10 Jan 10 - 04:00 AM (#2808045)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly

But, Will, how do we know if we are offended, UNLESS we look?

Exactly! A cunning plan of mine, designed within the limitations of the Mudcat Thread Title Length. I'd be interested in alternative titles for this thread - sticking strictly within the 40 (?) letters allowed in a thread title. Titles must express explicit snow rudeness and the possibility of some potential readers to be shocked...


10 Jan 10 - 04:06 AM (#2808046)
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From: Mo the caller

You haven't told us how long the unexpergated version stayed there.


10 Jan 10 - 05:40 AM (#2808083)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie

Hardy Wallbanger, on the rocks, shock!


10 Jan 10 - 06:10 AM (#2808095)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: bfdk

There are more snow people in this gallery, but I've no idea how long that link will... er... stay up. A few of them have been caught in compromising situations.


10 Jan 10 - 05:40 PM (#2808591)
Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: frogprince

Had a busy day, and didn't get back to see Ebbie's question; I'm the one standing up; the artist just did the other figure from his imagination; however, if you could see the other one better, you could see that it's a female; just a matter of my own preference...


10 Jan 10 - 06:15 PM (#2808609)
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From: Acorn4

Blackpool, Morecambe, Brighton ? Surely Shaftesbury must be in the running?


11 Jan 10 - 04:50 PM (#2809423)
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From: Michael

"Bugger me it's cold today"

Mike


11 Jan 10 - 04:54 PM (#2809425)
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From: Michael

They are filming 'Ice Cold in Alex', so now you know one of their names.

Mike


11 Jan 10 - 05:09 PM (#2809439)
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From: Bill D

"Who among us could maintain a stiffy like that, at that temperature?"

Gee...if SHE is warm, what's the problem? In my younger days, I.....

...anyway, I'm glad I haven't had to deal with such things in many years.


11 Jan 10 - 05:42 PM (#2809476)
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From: John MacKenzie

I must just, slip into something cool


11 Jan 10 - 11:39 PM (#2809683)
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From: mousethief

There was a study published while back that said that Englishmen average about 5" wasn't there? This guy must be from somewhere else.


12 Jan 10 - 01:28 AM (#2809726)
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From: Gurney

Michael gets my vote in the caption contest! 04:50pm.


12 Jan 10 - 01:34 AM (#2809728)
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From: MGM·Lion

Didn't realise we were having a caption competition. How about:—

Oooh la-la - mais c'est vrai ce-qu'on dit des anglais: forts mais froids


12 Jan 10 - 04:57 AM (#2809808)
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From: Michael

Why thanks Gurney.

"Waiter! I'd like a Long Snow Screw"
"Would madam like ice with that?"

Mike


12 Jan 10 - 05:47 AM (#2809828)
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From: John MacKenzie

Have an ice day now!


12 Jan 10 - 06:08 AM (#2809844)
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From: Hamish

When I said I fancied a Magnum...


12 Jan 10 - 08:42 AM (#2809915)
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From: Mr Red

Now that's what I call coming in from the cold.............


12 Jan 10 - 10:46 AM (#2810022)
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From: Michael

Congratulations Mr Red, thread number 69!!

Mike


13 Jan 10 - 10:50 AM (#2810946)
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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

""There was a study published while back that said that Englishmen average about 5" wasn't there? This guy must be from somewhere else.""

Not at all!

He's just at the opposite end of the scale from traffic wardens.

Don T.


13 Jan 10 - 12:42 PM (#2811039)
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From: Genie

Brings to mind the old joke about the two necrophiliacs who were walking by a mortuary, when one said to the other "Wanta stop in for a cool one?"