29 Jul 99 - 06:33 PM (#100602) Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'Since the other was getting close to 150 postings, I thought I'd start another. Question Authority....Ask Me About Anything!
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30 Jul 99 - 12:28 AM (#100720) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: campfire It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a T-shirt -well, maybe that's just different bumpers ;) - that said: My Next Husband Will be NORMAL campfire |
30 Jul 99 - 01:42 AM (#100726) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Lonesome EJ Not a bumper sticker, but a graffito I saw on a restroom wall many years ago.In an angst-ridden scrawl of black ink someone had written " My Mother made me a homosexual." Underneath, someone else had written " If I buy the yarn will she make me one too?" |
30 Jul 99 - 10:53 AM (#100830) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Marion How about... Love globally - lust locally. |
30 Jul 99 - 12:12 PM (#100886) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Angus McSweeney Saw this one just last week: When guns are outlawed Only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children! Steve Goodman played at Charlottes's Web in Rockford, Il, circa 1973 and commented "Did you hear about Dick Nixon? He saw "Deep Throat" three times and still couldn't get it down pat (Pat)! (I should maybe start a list of people I've offended today.)
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30 Jul 99 - 12:59 PM (#100916) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing No offense taken here, Angus. I am still laughing too hard! |
30 Jul 99 - 03:20 PM (#100972) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bryant This one's for the scientific crowd: (On a RED bumper sticker) "If this bumper sticker is blue you're driving way too fast." |
30 Jul 99 - 06:32 PM (#101018) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Banjer Since we seem to be straying from bumper stickers my all time favorite T-shirt has a picture of a reclining dog, looks like a great dane, with his one paw in the universal salute (shooting a bird, for the uncultured among us) and the quote below him says 'Fetch This' |
30 Jul 99 - 08:13 PM (#101030) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Celtic-End Singer All-time favourite, in the terrible days of Thatcherism, but equally applicable in the terrible days of Blairism: "Guy Fawkes, where are you when we need you?" |
31 Jul 99 - 11:10 AM (#101122) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: WyoWoman I have a lovely tee shirt that reads, "Fish naked: You might hook the big one." I forgot I had it on the other day when I rode my bike downtown and was standing on the sidewalk talking with friends when I noticed a mother sort of hustling her two sons, about 8 and 9 I'd say, past me with a very unappreciative look on her face. The boys seemed to think it was funny... WW |
31 Jul 99 - 02:39 PM (#101157) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Banjer That just 'goes to show ya'; Momma's mind was in the gutter and the two boys enjoyed a good play on words...I don't know if this is a repeat or not but the bumper sticker 'du jour' is the one that says, "Driver Carries No Money, Wife and Kids Have It All" |
01 Aug 99 - 01:46 AM (#101235) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bev and Jerry We've been on tour for three weeks so we didn't read the first thread. If this has already been posted, forgive us. I may not agree with your bumper sticker but I will defend to the death your right to stick it. Bev and Jerry
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29 Aug 99 - 01:41 PM (#109504) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Seen at Kmart, yesterday, on the back of an elderly, white-haired woman's wheelchiar. An obviosly lively woman, scooting herself along, with her feet, directing the employee who was designated her shopping helper: FBI- FULL Blooded Irish! She was an absolute doll! I told her I loved it and so would several of my friends. She was a talker, gift of gab and mind intact. We visited for quite a few minutes, with her telling me which "home" she lives at, how she orders up a bus ride and takes off to shop, on her own; about her brother who had a mechanic shop; and her maiden name: Mehan (I think). Anyway, I think we both brightened each other's day and when I told her my name was Katey, she started singing "Kkkkkaty, beautiful Katy" to me! Made me really happy to think I knew of others who would appreciate the story and the bumper sticker! So thanks again for being the great friends ya all are! kat(ey) |
29 Aug 99 - 01:52 PM (#109508) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: joeler On the back of a double tandem truck hauling away dirt form another freeway being built. "I you don't like my driving, call 1-800-eat-sh-t. (didn't want to offend anybody) |
29 Aug 99 - 02:13 PM (#109513) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: j0_77 Chineses Plastic Junk 4 u MAll-WART USA |
29 Aug 99 - 03:25 PM (#109524) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Jen I have one: "Question Reality". Thought it was appropriate. I've seen some good ones, but I'll have to keep my eyes open for them and remember to write them down. There's a Shakespearian quote I'd love to put on a t-shirt: "There's small choice in rotten apples".*g* If I wore it at a certain place, some of the people there would ROTFL. Jen |
29 Aug 99 - 05:01 PM (#109540) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: ddw Saw one a couple of days ago that said: BEER; Getting ugly people laid since Egyptian times. ddw |
29 Aug 99 - 05:21 PM (#109543) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) the funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was during Watergate.. IMPEACH THE COX SACKER |
29 Aug 99 - 05:23 PM (#109544) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) and, of course, Honk if you hate noise |
29 Aug 99 - 05:57 PM (#109551) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Banjer This is the first time I have tried to copy and paste from my word processor to the forum. If it don't work my apologies in advance. It's a story that I received by e-mail that ties in with the "Honk if you love _____" series.
The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back of my car, and I am really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!! |
29 Aug 99 - 10:17 PM (#109623) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: emily rain *snicker* such luscious nastiness. my mom confessed to me recently that for a long time she thought the jesus fish (without the letters, darwinian legs, etc.) was the logo for some car company. i told her i thought that in and of itself could make a great bumper sticker. |
29 Aug 99 - 10:34 PM (#109637) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Sandy Paton I think it was Erasmus who said: "When I have money, I buy books. If I have any left over, I buy food and clothing." (T-shirt from PBS). My favorite used-book storekeeper says to Caroline, "Think what he could be addicted to!" |
30 Aug 99 - 03:32 AM (#109679) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bugsy On the rear bumper - "Save Gas - Fart In A Jar!" "Take Me Drunk - I'm Home Again!" "You Thunk I'm Drink - Didn't I?" Bugsy |
30 Aug 99 - 09:48 AM (#109702) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum A few of my favorites follow:
Imagine Swirled Peas
From the Nixon/Agnew days I remember, The Moral Majority is neither and now we have its more updated version: The Christian Right is neither But I think my all time favorite is the timeless classic twist on the 'pearls before swine parable', Never try to teach a pig to sing; you won't be successful and you'll only annoy the pig.
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30 Aug 99 - 09:54 AM (#109705) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum ... and if y'all will indulge just one minor thread creep digression; I was sitting in the stall at a men's room at DFW airport when I noticed, among the usual homophobic scribblings, one 'author' had written simply Jesus Saves ... another budding literary genius had scribbled in beneath this comment (presumably some time much later) the words, and Lineacre scores on the rebound!. Apparently this is not an uncommon English one-liner, but it struck me as a bit unusual for American bathroom graffiti. |
31 Aug 99 - 12:09 AM (#109951) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: paddymac and from the Piney woods of the Florida Panhandle "Holvnwvt Momes". (the "v" is sounded like "uh"). It's Muskogee Creek and means (roughly) - "sh-t happens". |
31 Aug 99 - 12:32 AM (#109955) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: ddw Liam's post reminded me of something I saw on a john wall in the math and sciences building at Cleveland State U. back in the mid '60s.
AND GOD SAID ddw |
31 Aug 99 - 05:10 PM (#110176) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Mayberry I always wanted to make a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you think I'm doing something stupid!". The best graffitti I ever saw was in a truck stop mens'room cubicle: Truckers do it Better! (different script): Do What! (first script): Don't Know! Too Busy drivin' the Damn Truck! |
31 Aug 99 - 05:55 PM (#110181) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Pink Seen on a beat up pick-up "Keep back 300', driver dips Copenhagen Snuff." "Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!" "Don't piss me off, I'm runnig out of places to hide the bodies." "My Mom says I'm special." "Keep honking, I'm reloading!" "If you want to finish in 2nd place, follow me!" (blurry letters) "What speed limit?" |
20 Sep 99 - 04:40 PM (#115883) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing "Housework Makes the Mind Dull" |
20 Sep 99 - 04:46 PM (#115886) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum ... but a dull mind doesn;t mind housework! |
20 Sep 99 - 04:54 PM (#115891) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Magpie Re. Paddymack "sh-t happens" Didn't you know? Sh-t doesn't happen, sh-t is caused! Magpie |
20 Sep 99 - 05:02 PM (#115894) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: sophocleese I have a t-shirt that reads; "Bad Cop No Donut". I did actually wear it into a donut shop filled with police officers. I was on trip somewhere and the first place I headed for in the shop was the ladies. When I come out several of the people were snickering and staring at me. I couldn't figure it out at first. I checked my shorts, my hair, my glasses then I realized it was my shirt. OOps! Most of them thought it was funny, two of them asked me where they could get one. |
20 Sep 99 - 05:06 PM (#115898) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing SophoC, I've seen that as a bumper sticker. Another related one is the DARE logo, from the anti-drug program, only instead of saying "DARE" and underneath that "To keep kids off drugs", it says "DARE...to keep cops off donuts!" NOI (no offense intended) to any cop Mudders. But, liam, do we have to have the housework in order to create the dull mind?*G* katlaughing |
20 Sep 99 - 05:16 PM (#115904) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum dull minds aren't created, I think, kat - they just happen (perhaps much the same way as sh*t happens). I once saw a clever graffiti conversation written along the wall of a public entrance to the men and women's room at a restauraunt in Framingham Massachusetts. It read; Women get liberated. Make him sleep in the wet spot! the equally clever, and presumably equally liberated retort penned beneath it read; Liberated men prefer sleeping on the wet spot! |
20 Sep 99 - 10:43 PM (#116010) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) how about STOP GLOBAL WHINNING |
20 Sep 99 - 10:54 PM (#116012) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: haldavis Honk If You're Illiterate my favorite, seen on the front of a VW minibus while gazing out the window at a feminist science fiction convention, |
20 Sep 99 - 11:14 PM (#116016) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Lyle On the back of a leather jacket worn by a man riding a motorcycle: "If you can read this, my girlfriend fell off." |
20 Sep 99 - 11:37 PM (#116021) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Jack (Who is called Jack) I don't know if I put this in the last bumper sticker thread. About 10 years back, David Duke (remember him) ex-imperial Wizard of the Klu-Klux-Klan, claimed he had 'changed his tune', he tried to run for Guv'ner of the great state of Louisiana as a member of the Repubican . The Louisiana constitution calls for an open primary with the top two finishers to fight it out in the general election. Well much to the chagrin of the GOP, and mortification of old G.W. Bush in his taxpayer funded digs up on Pennsylvania Avenue, Mr. Duke managed to finish second behind the right honerable Democratic Ex-Guv, one Edwin Edwards, who's history of self-serving patronage and corruption in office had attained a legendary status on the delta second only to Huey Long. So come November, the good citizens of Louisiana had managed to put themselves in the unenviable position of having to choose between a Klan Wizard (The Hood) or a political criminal (The Crook). The running joke was 'Who ya gonna vote for, The Hood or The Crook". Which gave rise to the greatest political bumper sticker in the history of american politics IMHO. Vote for the Crook--Its Important! |
21 Sep 99 - 12:26 AM (#116030) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: DonMeixner While traveling with the band to a gig in the Poconos we were very slowly passed by an elderly couple who were busy in the front seat of their car conversing in American Sign Language. I can read very little of it but I felt like I was eaves dropping so I looked away. As they passed I noticed their bumper sticker read " Honk if you don't like my driving". |
21 Sep 99 - 02:46 AM (#116057) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Ted from Australia On A Tee Shirt( want one) "I'm not an Alchohioli I'm a drunk (in small font)Alcholics go to meetings and for the fisherpersons
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21 Sep 99 - 01:52 PM (#116200) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: DonMeixner I have always wanted to have some stickers printed up that would be of A #12 x 1 1/2" phillips head threaded fastener. The sticker would be about 1 1/2" in diameter. It would cover the "luv hearts" That we see on bumber stickers realating ones affection for their pets. I imagine a few heads might be turned along the highway. A sticker of the spade from a deck of cards could have an equal effect. But it might also get cheers from the ASPCA and Peta. Don |
21 Sep 99 - 08:24 PM (#116273) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) One of my favorites is: If you can read this.. thank a teacher. |
21 Sep 99 - 08:33 PM (#116274) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Also.. A working man voting for a republican, is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. |
22 Sep 99 - 11:22 AM (#116436) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: KathWestra Eschew Obfuscation
Illiterate? Write Us for Help!
and one that I actually broke down and stuck to my very own bumper: |
22 Sep 99 - 12:13 PM (#116455) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: K'tildas Saw last week on car with gov't plates: "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket" |
22 Sep 99 - 01:25 PM (#116488) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: lamarca Then there's the other one that both Ms. Westra and I had to buy and put on our cars: Visualize Using Your Turn Signals
or the one we gave lorraine: |
22 Sep 99 - 01:52 PM (#116500) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bert Well, if he was a REAL man he would have laughed. |
22 Sep 99 - 02:49 PM (#116527) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: KathWestra I notice Lorraine didn't stick it (to her car). Maybe lamarca and I thought it was funnier than she did. (In case you guys didn't know, Charlie Baum, Lorraine, lamarca, and I are all neighbors in the Silver Spring "folk ghetto.") Kath |
22 Sep 99 - 07:31 PM (#116620) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: jaguar I personally want to have a collection of fish on my car. A Darwin fish, a Witch fish, a UFO fish, an Alien fish, a Cuthulu fish... |
23 Sep 99 - 11:12 AM (#116847) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Jeremiah McCaw Eschew Obfuscation! |
23 Sep 99 - 11:31 AM (#116865) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Liam Devlin kendall - many of us working men and women vote Republican, but I like the bit about the chickens! |
23 Sep 99 - 02:33 PM (#116948) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: chickens? |
23 Sep 99 - 03:28 PM (#116977) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Nic F*ck Obscenity! |
23 Sep 99 - 05:25 PM (#117019) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: radriano I've had the idea for a while to have a bumper sticker made that says: STUTTERS DO IT REPEATEDLY No, I'm not just being mean - I speak from experience! radriano |
23 Sep 99 - 06:12 PM (#117032) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: radriano Sorry, that last entry should read: STUTTERERS DO IT REPEATEDLY radriano |
23 Sep 99 - 08:20 PM (#117080) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Another.. left winger: DEMOCRATS.. THE FOLKS WHO GAVE YOU WEEKENDS, OVERTIME..SOCIAL SECURITY, AND WOMENS SUFFERAGE |
23 Sep 99 - 10:28 PM (#117121) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: lamarca One I just saw today on a car being driven by a young woman: "This delinquent is having sex with your honor student" |
23 Sep 99 - 10:54 PM (#117131) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: DonPer My favorite is "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers" |
24 Sep 99 - 01:31 AM (#117181) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: MudGuard Saw one on the passenger door of a taxi yesterday: Where do you want to go today? I can't remember where I have read that slogan before ;-)
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24 Sep 99 - 03:53 PM (#117400) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Harvey Gerst Too long for a bumper sticker, but should be: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like his passengers. |
24 Sep 99 - 04:18 PM (#117415) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Davey Saw a T-shirt with a picture of an open manhole... On one side of the manhole was a pair of dark glasses and a cane, while on the other side of the manhole stood a seeing eye dog, paws over his mouth, saying "Oops" |
10 Oct 99 - 11:48 PM (#122613) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Just saw this the other day on a car here in Wyoming: Wyoming...it's not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here! |
11 Oct 99 - 09:19 AM (#122668) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Ppatty From a gym drop out "Turning 40 is exercise enough"
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11 Oct 99 - 09:36 AM (#122673) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Mbo A personal favorite of mine is "Have You Flogged Yer Crew Today?" As a resident of Greenville, North Carolina, and an East Carolina University student, I can tell you that there is not much in this town that isn't Pirate-related (you might have noticed our team, the ECU Pirates were ranked No.16 in the NCAA football polls, but since our loss on Saturday to Southern Miss(evil!) we'll probably drop from the rankings. :-{ By the way, the Car Talk guys (Tom & Ray Maliozzi also known as Click & Clack--The Tappitt Brothers) from the NPR program have had some good bumper stickers like: "Vote for Click & Clack The Tappitt Brothers: Unencumbered by the Thought Process" and there newest "Get Off the Phone & Drive!" --Mbo |
11 Oct 99 - 01:09 PM (#122702) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Ely Give a freak a ride Reunite Gondwanaland (an old geologist joke) Proud parent of a crazy-ass militia member. I didn't vote for his daddy, either (but that means nothing outside of Texas) Don't blame me, I voted for Willie Nelson. My mother once got us to a friend's Quaker wedding on the Rice University campus (incredibly confusing if you aren't familiar with it) by following the bumper stickers, "Quakers: Witnesses for Peace since 1660", "Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty" (or whatever the wording should be), several Darwin fish, "Clinton/Gore" or "Vote Democrat". |
11 Oct 99 - 01:29 PM (#122706) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing I love the Quaker ones! All of the above are great! Just saw another one: Next time you think you are perfect, try walking on water. |
11 Oct 99 - 03:42 PM (#122741) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: sophocleese I used to have a button that read: "I am a Quaker, in case of emergency please, BE QUIET!" There was also the favourite "Fox Off!" as well. |
11 Oct 99 - 07:35 PM (#122789) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Micca A recent T-shirt (specially printed, one off) said in large letters "Error 404" and in smaller letters " the person you require is not available on this server, Piss off and annoy someone else" |
12 Oct 99 - 11:22 AM (#122973) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Larry B. Magpie and Paddymack: Re: Sh*t Happens Coming back late on this; apparently the thread went dormant shortly before I found the MudCat-- Misfortune happens; it only becomes sh*t if you swallow it and don't use it all. LB |
12 Oct 99 - 01:50 PM (#123042) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: jaguar Mmmm... another thought, for those of you who would recognize this sort of thing, I have a bumper sticker somewhere that says "Elder Gods, Old Ones? Bunch of malarky! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur. See? Nothing hap.....*" |
12 Oct 99 - 02:01 PM (#123046) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: annamill As a long ago avid reader of H.P. Lovecraft, that was great. I've often been afraid to name the unnameable... ooooohhh.. Love, annap |
12 Oct 99 - 02:20 PM (#123052) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Pete Peterson COntinuing the above-- Cthulu Loves YOU (with sauce) |
12 Oct 99 - 02:42 PM (#123054) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing LOL! Great! Reminds me of another fav...I think I posted on the other thread, long ago... Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! |
12 Oct 99 - 10:21 PM (#123252) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: ddw At a music festival about 20 years ago I saw a guy walking around who had muscles in places I didn't know there were places. He was wearing a T-shirt with boobs painted on the front and across the back it said "Mr. Dressup." ddw |
12 Oct 99 - 10:38 PM (#123256) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Lowden Unruly On the bumper of a rusted out mid-60's Chevy " My Other Car is also a Piece of Shit". LU |
12 Oct 99 - 11:52 PM (#123278) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: eggman Here is my favorite: Engelbert Bumpersticker |
13 Oct 99 - 11:28 AM (#123412) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: sophocleese I recently managed to inadvertently offend another mother at my kid's school. Having overdressed in a hurry I removed my sweater in the playground and revealed my BITCH t-shirt. B - beautiful, I - intelligent, T - talented, C - cunning, H - horny. I apologised and crossed my arms across my chest. The other t-shirt that I haven't got but will someday says "You call me Bitch like its a bad thing." My mom wears a t-shirt my father got her at a conference, "Scientists should state clearly the theories on which their facts are based." For any geologists in the thread my Dad also brought me two; "Beware! Active Orogenous Zone." and "Subduction leads to Orogeny." |
22 Nov 99 - 06:09 PM (#139684) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Just saw these, today: Jesus is coming....look busy. War doesn't prove who's right, only who's left |
22 Nov 99 - 07:44 PM (#139730) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Micca The ones I've always liked are Smash Violence now God send me patience---Quickly I'm not gay, I just look happy Stand up for your rites and a computer one "Only witch programmers use Hex" |
22 Nov 99 - 08:22 PM (#139748) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Those are great! Reminds me of another: I'm straight, but not narrow-minded |
23 Nov 99 - 08:04 AM (#139885) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Liz the Squeak Good thread, ROTFLMAO, or what ever it is. My favourite has to be "Don't follow me, I'm lost too" And a picture of a guy with Richard written on his tee shirt, sticking out of the back of a car, with the slogan "Get your dick out of my boot(trunk)!" The "I (heart)" series are good, and can lead to things like; "I (spade) my dog!" "I (club) seals" LTS
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23 Nov 99 - 08:56 AM (#139899) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Wesley S Jeez if you love Honkus Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus Honk if you've never seen a UZI shooting out a car window
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23 Nov 99 - 09:04 AM (#139902) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Davey On a black T-Shirt with the familiar CK initials, were the words, Completely Klueless. |
23 Nov 99 - 09:52 AM (#139914) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Midchuck Somewhere I saw for sale little round stickers with a screw - just a plain old roundhead wood screw - on them, for sticking over the hearts on other peoples' stickers... |
23 Nov 99 - 10:46 AM (#139925) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: aldus My favourite is a bit of graffitti I once saw in a phone box. Scrawled in lipstick just above the phone was the following....Oedipus...call your mother. I also liked anoth bit of Graffittie where some had written.. God is dead"--Nietzche, followed by.....Nietzche is dead... God. |
23 Nov 99 - 11:45 AM (#139939) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: doug dissleskiks youniyt |
23 Nov 99 - 11:48 AM (#139941) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: MIKERSIX on a wall in a college hallway: "Question everything" underneath: "Why?" |
23 Nov 99 - 12:19 PM (#139945) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Paul G. To Ely..."I didn't vote for his dad either" also plays well in Florida now with Jeb Bush as our Governor... One I remember from the late 60's..."Fighting for peace in Vietnam is like f***ing for virginity" |
24 Nov 99 - 10:28 AM (#140292) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Blackcat2 My favs are: Get it right - you're a star, get it half right you're a gas giant. My Goddess gave birth to your God. Mean people suck - nice people swallow. and I have a bit of sybology on my car - I (heart)(shamrock)(music notes) The scariest thing here in Florida is that the Governor and his cabinet approved the new "vanity" license plate "CHOOSE LIFE!" to be for sale. The right wingers say it has nothing to do with being anti- abortion but the left wingers say if it is only about adoption, why not say something like "Adoption is neato!" Porceeds of the sales go to state approved adoption centers. pax yall |
24 Nov 99 - 10:36 AM (#140295) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Wesley S Also from Florida : If it's called tourist season - why can't we hunt them? and - Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before |
24 Nov 99 - 01:12 PM (#140327) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Fortunato Observed on Wash DC's Freeways: "I'm PMS and I carry a gun"
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24 Nov 99 - 01:22 PM (#140329) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Blackcat2 There's all sorts of Florida - Anti tourist ones Welcome to Florida - now go home. We don't care how you do it up North. Saw this on a wall in Miami once - Florida - the groin below the Bible Belt. Wish it was a bumber sticker: Klingon Cultural Attache WARNING: Hobbit with low blood sugar. pax yall |
24 Nov 99 - 01:58 PM (#140347) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Storytlr Bumper sticker on a car with Minnesota plates: "My governor can beat up your governor." |
24 Nov 99 - 02:02 PM (#140348) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Marion I don't get the "Hobbit with low blood sugar" one. |
24 Nov 99 - 06:04 PM (#140426) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bill My child is a South Park elementary school dropout |
24 Nov 99 - 11:11 PM (#140527) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Caitrin I have a fairly impressive bumper sticker collection on the back of my '88 Volvo station wagon. (19 stickers thus far) Hey, you have to do something to make your mother's former car look cool. My favorite is "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." |
25 Nov 99 - 07:44 AM (#140608) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Frankie A button on a backpack- GUYS, US A CONDOM OR BEAT IT! A b.s. seen long ago- DICK NIXON BEFORE HE DICKS YOU. F |
25 Nov 99 - 10:15 AM (#140648) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Liz the Squeak Passion waggon - don't laugh, it may be your daughter in here!! If the trailers rockin'- someone's trying to steal it... And seen on the bottom of a jeep 'If you can read this, please turn me over'. On a motorbike, on the same lines - 'If you can read this, I've lost the sidecar with the wife and the kids...' Funny story time. My SO's parents had a motorcycle and side car, and four children. Going round a hairpin bend down hill, one child fell out of the sidecar. He rolled down the hill as the bike rounded the corner, and ran him over..... Eveyone was OK, but it was a good 1/2 hour ROTFLMAO when he told me this. LTS |
02 Dec 99 - 08:38 PM (#143908) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Seen on one car, all together: Sex on tv won't hurt you....unless you roll off Beam me back, Merlin I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it! |
31 Jan 00 - 08:59 PM (#171388) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Refreshing this for Infamous Amos, also have a new one (and I am NOT endorsing hunting!**BG**): Hunters make better lovers: They go deeper in the bush, Shoot more often, and Eat what they shoot! |
31 Jan 00 - 09:43 PM (#171409) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Sorcha Lordy lordy kat, that one is bad. Not telling my cop husband--he has enough trouble with doughnuts. How about: St. Patrick Eats Bagels I Brake for Reindeer Fiddling is a Viol Habit and on a VW Rabbit, white in color, IML8 |
31 Jan 00 - 10:04 PM (#171419) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) I have three International signal flags on mine. Numeral 4 Letter Q Numeral 2 (Say 4q2 quickly) Along with a sailor saluting with his middle digit extended. Yours,Aye. Dave |
31 Jan 00 - 10:07 PM (#171420) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Amos Outrageous! ROFLMAO! A |
31 Jan 00 - 10:08 PM (#171423) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Troll Seen in Florida Save The Whales (collect the entire set) smaller font troll |
31 Jan 00 - 11:52 PM (#171470) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Those are great! I love the fiddling one, Sorcha! And, Dave the 4q2 is excellent! Troll, ALL the whales????LOL BTW, Sorcha, I saw that one right here in Casper on, you guessed it, the obligatory Wyomin' *huntin'* truck. Arrrgghh. I 'spose your husband has seen the "Bad Cop, No Donuts" one, eh? |
01 Feb 00 - 12:53 AM (#171515) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Amos "Officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" A |
01 Feb 00 - 11:23 AM (#171689) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Sorcha Doughnuts wouldn't be so damn funny if it weren't so true! Staff meeting=doughnuts, Health Fair blood draw=doughnuts, morning roll call=doughnuts....... How about "Violin--A Fiddle With an ATTITUDE!" Ah, yes, hunting season in Wyoming, when (young) men's fancies turn to KILLING SOMETHING!! Not a bunper sticker, but do you all know the 4 seasons? Antelope, Deer, Elk and Moose. |
01 Feb 00 - 11:27 AM (#171692) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Peg My all-time favorites... My Other Car is a Broom (which I sported on my '76 Volvo wagon for four years) It Will Be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale Cut the Crap, I'm Psychic Bumper Stickers Are Not Enough Devil-Worshipping Whore (I also used to have a button that said this...)
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01 Feb 00 - 11:34 AM (#171696) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Amos I once got my face slapped by a surly police officer who asked me if I were not some kind of Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk. I was not in a position to defend my honor well at the time, since my hands were cuffed, but I answered "No sir!"; he hit me again and said..."Don't lie to me, you Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk!". Guess it would make a good bumper sticker, while I can still remember the words. It was long ago and far away! A |
01 Feb 00 - 11:51 AM (#171707) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Whew! Amos, sounds nasty. Yeah, Sorcha, and they invariably end up shooting themselves! Oh, and in my cynical way (I write op/edcolumns on it & other things) there is an all-year round season in Wyomng, too: wives. Peg, I used to have the broom one, too. I also have a button that I wear at Samhain which says, "Spirits Lifted No Charge." |
01 Feb 00 - 01:24 PM (#171750) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Troll A local politican used to have one that said: "Go adead and hit me. My son's a lawyer" troll |
01 Feb 00 - 01:54 PM (#171772) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: GUEST,Brian I like these: I love cats, they taste just like chicken! Using a feather is Kinkey, using the whole chicken is Perverted. Fear no beer! |
01 Feb 00 - 02:09 PM (#171782) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: GUEST,jofield My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think Hey, You -- Out of the Gene Pool I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To James in Bristol, RI Go AmericaOne! |
02 Feb 00 - 08:06 AM (#172189) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Rincon Roy how about, STOP THE VIOLINS |
30 Aug 02 - 04:40 PM (#774465) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: GUEST,Taliesn While driving this was seenwritten on the back Harley-rider's helmet that woud only be readable when it the double-seat isn't occupied and causes the question to arise in your mind. (quote) " The bitch fell off" Forgive me but just I burst out laughing by it's bluntness. |
16 Oct 07 - 12:09 PM (#2172370) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: topical tom If you can read this you'd better be a hemmorhoid |
16 Oct 07 - 12:49 PM (#2172398) Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: topical tom N.B.: the aforementioned was in small letters |