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20 Jan 10 - 05:42 PM (#2817066) Subject: BS: My Dog (not the song) From: Q (Frank Staplin) My Dog My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor regularly for checkups, and when medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothng is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accomodations absolutely free. He is living high on the hog and has no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living. Holy Shit! My dog is a Democrat! My wife has lots of relaives in the South, so we get tons of anti-Democrat emails. I thought this one was rather good. |
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20 Jan 10 - 05:48 PM (#2817076) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Jack the Sailor I don't know any Democrats that live like that; Republicans either. I think that your dog is a dog and you are subject to simplistic stereotypes. |
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20 Jan 10 - 05:49 PM (#2817077) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Ebbie Ha. Sounds more like slavery to me. |
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20 Jan 10 - 05:49 PM (#2817078) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: mousethief Interesting. My dog too never has to worry about where anything is coming from. Health care all arranged for. Can sleep wherever he wants to -- anywhere in the world! Never cleans up messes. Never does any upkeep. All of his costs are paid and he never has to worry about one. It's all taken care of by little people he exploits without shame. Holy Shit! My dog is the CEO of Bank of America! O..O =o= |
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20 Jan 10 - 05:56 PM (#2817082) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Q (Frank Staplin) mousethief, a good counter! Might use it in an answering email. |
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20 Jan 10 - 06:57 PM (#2817133) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Richard Bridge Your dog will lay down his life for you. Is that payment enough? |
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20 Jan 10 - 07:51 PM (#2817178) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: kendall The difference is, we can shoot a useless dog, but not a CEO. |
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20 Jan 10 - 07:59 PM (#2817187) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: olddude captain LOL !!! Priceless |
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20 Jan 10 - 08:49 PM (#2817213) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: GUEST,999 "The difference is, we can shoot a useless dog, but not a CEO." Why not? |
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20 Jan 10 - 08:52 PM (#2817214) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: SINSULL Speak for yourself, Captain. And leave Seamus alone. |
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21 Jan 10 - 12:33 PM (#2817673) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Jack the Sailor Anyone who brings their dog to a doctor deserves a Democrat dog. |
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21 Jan 10 - 02:07 PM (#2817773) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: kendall Anyone who won't take their dog to a vet is a republican.:-) Newt Gingrich has a plan, health care for every woman and man, It will cost much less and I'll tell you why 'Cause when you get sick you just die die die... (Tom Paxton) Come to think of it, that's how it is for the uninsured right now. |
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21 Jan 10 - 02:31 PM (#2817804) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Georgiansilver My Tom cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor regularly for checkups, and when medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accomodations absolutely free. He is living high on the hog and has no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living. Holy Shit! My cat is a Democat! |
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21 Jan 10 - 03:07 PM (#2817856) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Richard Bridge I know a cat who wakes only to do malice. (S)he demands food and service whenever desired. (S)he has an expensive medical insurance plan and many other luxuries that someone else pays for. (S)he drives all others who wish to live in the neighbourhood out unless approving of them. (S)he shits where (s)he likes no matter who objects. (S)he steals and does nothing useful. Her/his importunations cannot be prevented. She is plainly a Republicat. |
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21 Jan 10 - 04:54 PM (#2817980) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Jack the Sailor As for cats, don't forget the proclivity for torture. |
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21 Jan 10 - 05:13 PM (#2818008) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: John MacKenzie How come every time the door bell rings, my dog thinks it's for her? |
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21 Jan 10 - 05:15 PM (#2818010) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Jack the Sailor Holy Shit! Your dog is Sarah Palin! |
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21 Jan 10 - 05:53 PM (#2818041) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Genie No, Kendall, we don't shoot useless dogs, we shoot MAD dogs. Pity we can't do that to some nut job politicians & pundits. (Just kidding. Like a lot of Dems, I'm opposed to the death penalty.) |
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21 Jan 10 - 09:30 PM (#2818160) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Genie My cat, like the majority of felines, is an INDEPENDENT! |
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22 Jan 10 - 03:06 AM (#2818251) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Amergin The thing Democrats and dogs have the most in common is that they both like to roll over and play dead. |
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22 Jan 10 - 05:06 AM (#2818283) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Dave the Gnome I think you are all barking up the wrong tree. Sounds like things have got a bit hairy and someone is taking the lead. Well, don't let them collar you. If you think it is ruff now, just wait till they get their teeth into it. I'll get my coat and go walkies now... :D (eG) |
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22 Jan 10 - 10:14 AM (#2818501) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Mooh My dogs provide me with comfort, attention, exercise, unconditional love, eternal forgiveness, amusement, protection, not to mention (as Richard Bridge observed) they would give their lives for me and the family. They ask little in return though we provide them with every comfort. Pretty good deal for me. They cannot be politicized. Peace, Mooh. |
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22 Jan 10 - 10:34 AM (#2818530) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Dave the Gnome And don't foget that outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read... |
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22 Jan 10 - 11:16 AM (#2818570) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Amergin Yeah, just get a pig. |
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22 Jan 10 - 08:36 PM (#2819018) Subject: RE: BS: My Dog From: Genie Ouch, Amergin! [[The thing Democrats and dogs have the most in common is that they both like to roll over and play dead.]] Too TRUE! Didn't used to be so true, back in the '60s & '70s, but it sure seems to be the case these last couple of decades. |