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BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session

24 Jan 10 - 01:33 PM (#2820422)
Subject: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Paul Burke

I can't get my leg over. The crossbar of my bike, I mean. It's all getting very inflexible where all used to be changefully eliding. I'll have to get a wimmins bike or join the tourists in the car parks. So all of us whose bicyclic energy needs a bit of pooling, pool (and pook) it here.


24 Jan 10 - 01:39 PM (#2820427)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: gnu

Women, men, unisex... must be confusing the hell out of the crossdressers and transexuals.


24 Jan 10 - 02:12 PM (#2820452)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Donuel

HMAHTNJMSEFT has filed a protest.

hermaphrodites mad as hell that no joint meditation session exists for them

until the organization has more than one member thier political clout is somewhat limited.


24 Jan 10 - 02:31 PM (#2820464)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Bill D

hermaphrodites don't need a joint session....


24 Jan 10 - 02:45 PM (#2820474)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: gnu

Hahahahaaa.


24 Jan 10 - 03:26 PM (#2820504)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Hermaphrodite after sex: "Wow! Was that as good for me as it was for me?"


24 Jan 10 - 03:48 PM (#2820523)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Gurney

From what I've read about hermaphrodites, -Hey, snails came up in a natural history book I was reading, all right!- it still takes two to tango. They just get both lots of pleasure.


Just imagine that! Wheeeee.



Not with snails, of course.


24 Jan 10 - 07:17 PM (#2820751)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Paul Burke

Not the sex at my age, it's the joints. Don't matter whether you're all red beef hetero, pinkanpowder poofter, or tricolour feckemall, it's arthuritis wot rools.


24 Jan 10 - 07:19 PM (#2820754)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: GUEST,999

You have my sympathies, Paul. Hurts like a SOB.


24 Jan 10 - 07:29 PM (#2820768)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Jeri

What does a unisex joint look like?

Commiserations, Paul.


24 Jan 10 - 08:25 PM (#2820809)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: gnu

Arthur Itis is a miserable SOB! Even if I found a decent soul mate, no more carpet burns. Just memories or miseries.


24 Jan 10 - 11:01 PM (#2820882)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Unisex Joint Meditation Session
From: Gurney

Jeri, our local hairdresser purports to be unisex, so I suppose a unisex joint looks like a ladies hairdresser with extra magazines and a johnny-dispenser.