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04 Feb 10 - 06:42 PM (#2830271) Subject: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL No No No!!!! Put the cauldron over there on the fire. The leg irons get attached to the wall with the staple gun but -DOWN!!!!. Damn, Miss Tam! You could have impaled one of us in the rigging. Sigh! Oh NO! Who opened the thread???? We're not ready......... |
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04 Feb 10 - 06:43 PM (#2830272) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: gnu I didn't think you smoked? |
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04 Feb 10 - 08:46 PM (#2830367) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: GUEST,999 Smoke after sex? Don't know. Never looked. |
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05 Feb 10 - 08:28 AM (#2830546) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Me, I'm dragging in a load of wood for the fire. What- too green? C'mon, I'm trying my best! Only 9 days to get ready.... |
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05 Feb 10 - 08:53 AM (#2830572) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Ed T I am not sure what else is on this site (so, beware), but the video is funny: http://www.jumpingpixels.com/realwoman.html |
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05 Feb 10 - 09:09 AM (#2830584) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Eye of newt...wart of toad...dark chocolate...whiskey...Buffalo Wings...whiskey...tongs...one Iron Maiden...pepperoni pizza...better add a salad for Amos...Kendall will want a lobster or two...Michael Jackson CDs...whiskey... |
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05 Feb 10 - 10:14 AM (#2830626) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie One false eyelash, one support bra, wire insert, with bloke's eye still impaled on it. One suspender (garter) belt with curly hairs still trapped in strap. One lipstick stained shirt collar, 150 Dear John notes. One cup of salty tears. |
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05 Feb 10 - 10:15 AM (#2830627) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Bobert Why thnkeee, very much... Where's that new 650 cfm Holley carburator I asked for??? B;~) |
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05 Feb 10 - 10:24 AM (#2830636) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Thanks John - that will save me some time. |
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05 Feb 10 - 10:35 AM (#2830646) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Who wants to help me with Kendall's lobster? |
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05 Feb 10 - 10:42 AM (#2830653) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL LOL I think we will leave that to Jacqui. That thing looks a lot like the star of Lobsteroids - Kendall's flirtation with the Big Screen. |
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05 Feb 10 - 10:50 AM (#2830660) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Janie UPS is out here with a package from Frederick's of Hollywood. Should I sign for it? |
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05 Feb 10 - 11:03 AM (#2830665) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Oh YES!!! It's the red lacy speedo for the virgin sacrifice. hmmmmmmmm Who shall we put in charge of finding us a virgin - has to be male. Not sure how you test... |
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05 Feb 10 - 11:26 AM (#2830679) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie I don't mind looking, but I'm not wearing the speedos |
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05 Feb 10 - 11:50 AM (#2830702) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Amergin Valentine's Day? Bah humbug! Any girl would be thrilled just to be in my presence without me wasting money on such trifles.... |
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05 Feb 10 - 12:13 PM (#2830723) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Nevermind, John. I think we just found our virgin. |
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05 Feb 10 - 12:14 PM (#2830726) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL ooooooooh Look how pretty the scarificial altar looks covered in pink paper doilies. OOPS I meant sacrificial... I forgot - is this Valentine's Day or Halloween? |
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05 Feb 10 - 06:26 PM (#2831055) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Amergin LOL! Wow, I really slammed into that one....teach me not to read a thread.... |
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05 Feb 10 - 11:12 PM (#2831284) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Janie No Exit. Best relax, Amergin, and enjohy the ride.... |
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06 Feb 10 - 12:27 PM (#2831453) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Thought you knew, A, we count on you guys not paying attention to the fine print. heh heh |
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06 Feb 10 - 01:00 PM (#2831477) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL OK My mistake. My calendar was upside down and I was celebrating Halloween with a loving twist. Sorry ladies. Have to move all this stuff back into the CELLAR! and don't drop anything on Old Dude. He's still down there. But hang onto the speedo. There has to be a use for those... Meantime, drag out the lacy hearts, cupids, scented candles, and massage tables. Start warming up the oils - lavendar, I think. Who's planning the menu? |
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06 Feb 10 - 01:02 PM (#2831479) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Amos Ya know, it's most wonderful strange how us guys can lay out our adulations in the Wimminz thread as clear as church bells in spring, and you full-hearted damsels have to declare your deep affections for us'ns by doing all this Codwallop Twostep stuff and ducking and weaving so. Ya know we loves ya, right? Why not just confess your undying adoration of us, likewise? It could make things so much simpler!! :D A |
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06 Feb 10 - 01:10 PM (#2831488) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: VirginiaTam Serves the little beggar right |
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06 Feb 10 - 01:36 PM (#2831509) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Janie How about boiling oil for my..... Nevermind. Bitterness does not become me. |
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06 Feb 10 - 01:57 PM (#2831535) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Amos Ah, SINS, see? Great minds think alike.... Janie, Janie, forgive and move on. Be free! A |
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06 Feb 10 - 02:02 PM (#2831542) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Looks like too little too late Amos. I seem to have tapped into some untouched Spring of Animosity, pent up and ready to explode. Did you get a look at that poor little Cupid? LOL |
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06 Feb 10 - 04:08 PM (#2831656) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: VirginiaTam my quiver has 13 good arrows left in it.... and a couple of rusty kinky ones |
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06 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM (#2831666) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Ladies! And I use the term loosely on this pair of Amazons! Kendall is first in line for a massage. That oil better be warm to the touch and scented with lavendar. Any brimstone and you two are out of here. Robe warming on the radiator. Wine at the ready. Jacqui here to supervise...darn! Janie, Take those arrows away from Tam Tam before she cuts herself and ends up in the Ward. We need her here to do laundry. The lines are forming - massages to the left; foot baths to the right; mud soaks at the end of the hall; Pre-Superball HBO available for those who want it. Here come Gnu. A glass of slightly chilled home brew and a mud bath...this way. |
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06 Feb 10 - 05:41 PM (#2831768) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie Is it time for the jello yet? |
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06 Feb 10 - 05:42 PM (#2831769) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: VirginiaTam I ain't doin no laundry... ewwww... pro'lly has men hairs all stuck on with lavender oil... i hate lavender |
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06 Feb 10 - 05:50 PM (#2831776) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL The Jell-O pit remains in the Tavern along with the squid, duck, and assorted oddities. John - are you here for a foot massage? Down the hall and to the left.Choose a beverage from the cooler and make yourself comfie. I'll find a suitable masseuse for you. Miss Tam - what am I going to do with you? Would you like to be the receptionist? Or maybe the foot masseuse? Just tell me what you would like to do and we'll go fom there. OK/ Janie - I thought I told you to take the arrows away? She's pretending that John is Achilles and it is going to get messy real fast. Damn it! I really am trying to make this work! shhhhhh Deep breaths. OK next? Ah Old Dude here for a back rub... |
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06 Feb 10 - 05:52 PM (#2831780) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie Lavender's blue Ginny Ginny Lavenders green When I am king Ginny Ginny Palin shall be queen |
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06 Feb 10 - 06:06 PM (#2831789) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Amos God save us from King Jock. A |
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06 Feb 10 - 06:21 PM (#2831809) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie Thank you for your support, Amos. Jock He's a strapping lad |
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06 Feb 10 - 06:40 PM (#2831827) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: gnu Football? Yes, please, Mother Mary. Brew too, but no massages, rubs, baths... hmmm... have you opened a home based business? |
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06 Feb 10 - 07:40 PM (#2831870) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL Yes, gnu, but it's not going well at all. I think I'll close early tonight and try again tomorrow with some new staff. fffft fffft ffffft Three arrows fly by catching Jock in his strap, Amos in his hat and gnu in the knee. SINS turns the CLOSED side of the sign out and walks away. |
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06 Feb 10 - 07:44 PM (#2831874) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: gnu Me? Knee? WTF did I do? Typical womanz. |
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06 Feb 10 - 08:50 PM (#2831924) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Janie Poor Sins. She means well, but that runny nose has her down and a bit disoriented. I don't wanna do foot massages. How 'bout if I hand out drinks and smooches instead? |
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06 Feb 10 - 09:41 PM (#2831954) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: Amergin Well, Gnu, better your knee than your nuts.... |
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07 Feb 10 - 09:31 AM (#2832026) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: GUEST,kendall Sinsull, that reply to Amergin was very clever. |
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07 Feb 10 - 09:33 AM (#2832031) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: jacqui.c I'll do foot massages for my sweetie - he likes those. He also likes a scalp rub so he'll be OK. |
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07 Feb 10 - 01:15 PM (#2832215) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL He walked right into that one, Captain, says SINS as she turns the sign and tries once more to spread some joy and happiness. Who bled all over the sauna? Oh crap! |
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07 Feb 10 - 02:58 PM (#2832315) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: VirginiaTam Hey... blood is red, perfect colour for valentines. tam... painting up some real penny dreadfuls for her favoritest cudmatters. Deer Gargoyle You got boy cooties This valentine is fer U |
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08 Feb 10 - 08:11 AM (#2832747) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL What are you smoking and can I have some? Boy cooties? LOL What are Boy Cooties? |
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08 Feb 10 - 11:58 AM (#2832978) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie Have you never heard of the great Ry Cootie? |
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08 Feb 10 - 12:22 PM (#2833000) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: SINSULL So there's whole wheat and pumpernickle too? Will wonders never dease? |
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08 Feb 10 - 12:29 PM (#2833003) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day Mudcatt MenZ From: John MacKenzie boy dease? |
