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09 Feb 10 - 07:56 PM (#2834647) Subject: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Can't find the other threads that do this, so here's a new one. Those in the US may recognise bits from the Washington Post. Sorry. The idea is to take a word and give it a new meaning, like: Coffee - the one upon whom you cough. Or... changing one or two letters to form a new word and give it a meaning, like: Rotivational speaker - speaker who goes round and round the houses but never actually comes to the point. You have a go..... LTS |
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09 Feb 10 - 08:01 PM (#2834652) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Amos Morality: What you need when your ality runs out. A |
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09 Feb 10 - 08:49 PM (#2834695) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: TheSnail Testiculation - waving your arms about and talking bollocks. |
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09 Feb 10 - 09:07 PM (#2834710) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing LOL! random changed to pandom = a store which sells only pans |
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10 Feb 10 - 07:11 AM (#2834765) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Will Fly Hypnotherapy = failing to find any relief from an aching hip |
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10 Feb 10 - 07:17 AM (#2834767) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Disgruntled = teenager unable to make a comment. |
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10 Feb 10 - 10:27 AM (#2834960) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief cocktoil -- what lies ahead for the sheikh on his visit to the harem |
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10 Feb 10 - 10:29 AM (#2834964) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Stu Spammer - a hitting tool made of reformed meat. |
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10 Feb 10 - 10:32 AM (#2834970) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Stu Contempt - Persuade an ex-prisoner to do one last job . . . |
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10 Feb 10 - 10:41 AM (#2834986) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie As I said elsewhere perdiction - a cross between a prediction and a perversion. |
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10 Feb 10 - 10:58 AM (#2835012) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Smedley Pigotry - an unreasonable prejudice against animals that produce bacon. Missturbation - a pleasurable activity for unmarried women. Homersexuality - an attraction felt by certain men towards the patriarch of the Simpson family. |
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10 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM (#2835017) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave the Gnome Metrosexual - Someone who really goes to town. Uxbridge - University for computer geeks DeG |
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10 Feb 10 - 11:16 AM (#2835020) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief freakdown - mechanical failure in a hippie van freakup - romantic failure in a hippie van O..O =o= |
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10 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM (#2835050) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Amos I thought perdiction was being sent to hell for revealing the truth... A |
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10 Feb 10 - 12:08 PM (#2835070) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Gervase Shitzu - one with no penguins. |
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10 Feb 10 - 01:07 PM (#2835139) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Chris Green pea soup - an embarrassing medical condition decrease - what you bat from in de cricket fortitude - the answer to life, the universe and everything wallaby - someone who aspires to be a kangaroo rehearse - to exhume a body in a formal fashion |
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10 Feb 10 - 04:44 PM (#2835400) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Rowan wallaby - someone who aspires to be a kangaroo Nah! That's a wallaroo; the rest are waballies. |
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10 Feb 10 - 05:35 PM (#2835441) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing polymer - many mermen/mermaids watergate - a slice of board used in irrigation ditches to control the flow of water (a true thing!) techtonic - refreshing drink for techies uslurp - a nasty slight, claiming someone sips pee yeoman - the proper spelling of the slang, "Yo, man!" dimpeach - an unripe peach having no colour filitbuster - to the brim! |
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10 Feb 10 - 05:45 PM (#2835447) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Ah, you've brightened my day - especially Gervase, because obviously we share an interest in penguins... if only I knew this several years ago.... :D Malodeon - someone who plays the accordian very very badly. Melodourous - a very smelly accordian. LTS |
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10 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM (#2835457) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: HuwG Mushroom - indoor arena for training dog sled teams Finance - splendid insects Yankee Clipper - Brooklyn rabbi |
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10 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM (#2835485) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief Possibility -- tea made in a tin can by a gang of vigilantes Indicate - Katherine, who has a recording contract with a small label locomotive - insane reason for doing something |
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10 Feb 10 - 06:19 PM (#2835491) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie Kakastocracy - government by the shittiest people in the state |
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10 Feb 10 - 06:20 PM (#2835494) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing HuwG and mousethief, those are excellent! |
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10 Feb 10 - 06:42 PM (#2835517) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Wench--Something designed to turn the head of a dolt. Distress--Garment worn by Carribean lady. Distraction--Technique for immobilising fractures in Jamaican ER. Condominimum--Swindle someone out of a small amount of money. Catastrophe--Annual award for feline proctologist. Don T. |
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10 Feb 10 - 07:12 PM (#2835550) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief confusing -- former prisoners, not many of whom sing. exacerbate -- she drew her fish lure from an unspeakable place ceremony -- she makes a lot of noise, that sarah |
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10 Feb 10 - 11:36 PM (#2835745) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing rugby - the opposite of a bee in one's bonnet; known esp. to inhabit "shag" type rugs bonnet - a good net made by a company which is bilingual escrow - one of a former band known as the Counting Crows OR a morphed bird i.e. no longer a crow siamese - miso soup specific to Siam trainslate - obvious, isn't it? (added to "translate") |
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11 Feb 10 - 02:07 AM (#2835786) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave the Gnome The Jamaican ones reminded me of - Pokemon = Jamaican proctologist (Not one of my own) DeG |
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11 Feb 10 - 04:12 AM (#2835826) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Sidereal= Apple wing of Campaign for Real Ale Muslim= Diary entry of person wishing to lose weight Flatulence= borrowed apartment Hip-hop= queue for the toilets |
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11 Feb 10 - 04:49 AM (#2835840) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Textpert - one who has read a lot on the subject (usually law or medicine) but is not actually a trained practitioner. Tocsin - something naughty done in a very dim light. LTS |
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11 Feb 10 - 04:51 AM (#2835843) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Palingerer - a friend who waits around til everyone else has gone to see how you REALLY are. LTS |
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11 Feb 10 - 06:40 AM (#2835920) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Catalepsy= observe, my moggy has jumped Frisbee = a cold bumble or honey Solid state= Homeland of Rappers? Transistor= She used to be my brother Furbelow= Unwaxed bikini line |
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11 Feb 10 - 07:18 AM (#2835943) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Unbearable - unable to have children. Inpregnable - unable to have children. Inconceivable - unable to have children. Inscrutable - unable to have children. |
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11 Feb 10 - 07:23 AM (#2835950) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Dislocation - to voice disaproval of a particular place. |
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11 Feb 10 - 08:25 AM (#2836000) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Specify= Fit with glasses Floorescent= scented cleaner Toxic= become suddenly ill Desdemona= thats the person who complained Farcical=distant reaper Focus= swear at an enemy Enterprise= buy a raffle ticket |
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11 Feb 10 - 12:09 PM (#2836239) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Psychoalanist - a therapist who specialises a bit too much... Freudian - a dick head. Ignoranus - someone who is both stupid and an asshole. Tourette - a short break or weekend away. Cantelope - a large, round, yellow deer. LTS |
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11 Feb 10 - 12:10 PM (#2836240) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: HuwG Copper nitrate - overtime pay for policemen Copper nitride - patrol vehicle Juniper - Israeli child Caffeinde - Nescafe addict |
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11 Feb 10 - 01:13 PM (#2836299) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: VirginiaTam hyperbole = over the top tree trunk |
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11 Feb 10 - 03:57 PM (#2836454) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Heatwave - that fanning thing you do in front of your face to cool yourself down, but actually has no effect whatsoever. Microwave - a very small, nervous wave to someone you think is the person you're supposed to be meeting but could just as easily be a total stranger. LTS |
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11 Feb 10 - 06:05 PM (#2836604) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief Antebellum - sound of hesitation made by your mother's beautiful sister incendiary - make the eagles go inside destitute -- that is, in fact, the farting sound judicious -- A bit of cooking by an Israeli, with Latin ending. |
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11 Feb 10 - 06:11 PM (#2836611) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing gun nut - a potent type of nut which may cause gastric explosions gasteroids - hemorrhoids filled with air |
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11 Feb 10 - 06:19 PM (#2836619) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing (I think I was channelling Spaw!) |
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11 Feb 10 - 07:18 PM (#2836665) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing cadbury - the internment of a ill-bred man screep - the scream a little mouse makes as it is trying to get away from the cat and doesn't program - what a happy child is about their grandmother diction - what a woman might do to a man and his "privates" |
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11 Feb 10 - 10:01 PM (#2836750) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief commotion - effective sexual movement peristalsis - Paris Hilton's towering sibling |
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12 Feb 10 - 03:33 AM (#2836843) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Peanut - someone with some very dubious preferences.... Peaknuckle - the one that always gets splashed, no matter how careful a chap is. Catatonic - the recommendation from health practitioners that certain housepets are good for you. LTS |
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12 Feb 10 - 04:01 AM (#2836858) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Eliminate - the act of turning on a light which instantly makes the room seem darker. LTS |
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12 Feb 10 - 07:16 AM (#2836958) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Synclastic = rubber basin |
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12 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM (#2837147) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing This one is just for you, LtS: titmice - a specially bred mouse, docile and short-legged, worn on the breast with low cut gowns - the latest fashion accessory in Hollywood |
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12 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM (#2837581) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Scintillate- Conduct extra marital affairs in the early evening, or alternatively, rise from the paramour's bed in time for work. Copulate- The wife catches you sneaking in at 2am. Proportional- Albert's "paid for" sex ration. Altruistic- Albert excercised his dog. Don T. |
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12 Feb 10 - 06:31 PM (#2837619) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing paramour - an extra "set" of two (with a nod to Don T.:-) scaterpillar - what one finds at ancient Roman sites transfer - what cats do when they want a new coat bloating - the sounds of a didgeridoo and triangle when played together |
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12 Feb 10 - 07:02 PM (#2837646) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bert scaterpillar LOL |
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12 Feb 10 - 07:12 PM (#2837657) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing LOL...tks! ya have to imagine the other "t" |
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12 Feb 10 - 09:16 PM (#2837768) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing forum - one's enemy's drink of choice duxbridge - quack, quack, waddle, waddle zenglish - the silent art of contemplative English |
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13 Feb 10 - 06:11 AM (#2837954) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Mr Red traditional - written before I knew who wrote it. ooooer thread drift. |
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13 Feb 10 - 08:48 AM (#2838035) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie traditional - well, we did it last year |
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13 Feb 10 - 10:29 AM (#2838095) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Titty bar= Nipple piercing Catalogues = lumpy Residues in the cat litter hundred = fear of barbarians pillock = medicine security ballocks = BDSM devices |
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13 Feb 10 - 12:27 PM (#2838216) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing Naughty, but good ones, Micca!:-) |
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13 Feb 10 - 01:58 PM (#2838317) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief copperplate - ratio of police officers to seats at the banquet Carolina - eye makeup made from corn syrup |
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14 Feb 10 - 10:08 PM (#2839452) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing acidophilust - a horrible, extreme longing for sex while on a bad "trip" |
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14 Feb 10 - 11:47 PM (#2839491) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief overbite - gator on a bridge cupola - 8 fl. oz. of the 4th note of the scale implode - amount that can be carried by an imp |
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15 Feb 10 - 03:34 AM (#2839555) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: fat B****rd Tissue - an important matter in Yorkshire. |
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15 Feb 10 - 07:50 AM (#2839732) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler I cribbed this one from a comment made by Valmai Extractor fan - someone who used to like tractors. |
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15 Feb 10 - 09:26 AM (#2839823) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Howard Jones e-commerce - doing business with a Yorkshireman |
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15 Feb 10 - 09:43 AM (#2839844) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: HuwG Palindrome - the airstrip at Wasilla, Alaska |
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15 Feb 10 - 11:09 AM (#2839935) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing HuwG, that's brill!! |
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15 Feb 10 - 11:41 AM (#2839968) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Royston Countryside (alternative spellings may be available!) - the act of killing Piers Morgan / Gordon Brown / Tony Blair / Alistair Campbell... |
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15 Feb 10 - 04:39 PM (#2840272) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: VirginiaTam patriots = several unruly mobs of Patricks cursorily = swearing at any member of the O' R.... Oh feck this list is becoming too Irish orchestrate = what orcs do in the privacy of their own homes is nobody's business but their own. contemporary = only in prison for a short term forebears = supports ursine animals dogmatic = robopup banjo = Jo must've done something really bad to have been both banned and had that insturment named for him. definitely = lose capacity to hear only at dusk folkidiom = unfathomable element much discussed by folkidiots (myself included) Sesquipedalophobia = fear of Suibhne O'Piobaireachd posts (Just kidding mate. I couldn't resist. Some other catters apply but your name fits so well with the word.) |
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15 Feb 10 - 04:49 PM (#2840294) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Murray MacLeod I am overawed by the wit and ingenuity manifested by all the contributors to this thread, but would somebody please be so good as to explain the "Uxbridge" connection ??? I know it's an in-joke to which I am not privy, so please be kind to an outsider ... |
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15 Feb 10 - 04:54 PM (#2840304) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: VirginiaTam On BBC Radio 4 there is a comedy game show called I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. One of the games they play is Uxbridge English Dictionary where the contestants come up with alternate and very funny definitions for real words. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_on_I'm_Sorry_I_Haven't_a_Clue |
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15 Feb 10 - 05:01 PM (#2840312) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Murray MacLeod Thank you VT, I geddit now (although I still don't understand why "Uxbridge" , but no matter.) From your link : "Stephen Fry suggested that 'countryside' should mean 'to kill Piers Morgan". ROFLMAO ( almost literally ) |
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15 Feb 10 - 05:37 PM (#2840357) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Gurney Important: Insect of consequence. (Insect found in container on wharf.) Indicant: Insect, pointing. (Insect, selling.) Decant: Insect working on a ship. There were a lot of small drawings about, once, on this ...ant theme. |
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15 Feb 10 - 05:58 PM (#2840377) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Murray MacLeod Ah, I think I almost do get the Uxbridge thing ... Oxford English Dictionary ... Oxbridge = (accepted amalgam of Oxford-Cambridge) Uxbridge = slightly left of centre allusion to "Oxbridge", with the added bonus of Uxbridge being an actual place which in reality has no relevance to either Oxford or Cambridge Uxbridge English Dictionary ... Nobody could accuse me of being slow on the uptake, could they ... |
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16 Feb 10 - 02:43 AM (#2840631) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak Canoodle - a tin of spaghetti Pontificate - what the pope does in his bathroom. Solidarity - an arity that is no longer runny. Preside - choosing beforehand which team you are going to support. LTS |
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16 Feb 10 - 07:11 AM (#2840743) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Mr Red Scratch Band - flea collar. Murray MacLeod : if you had been to Uxbridge, the process would have been a lot quicker. It doesn't even have a Folk Club any more. see message |
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16 Feb 10 - 07:34 AM (#2840759) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Aardvark - that which never hurt anybody. Alphabet - the very first wager. Assertive - suffering with heamorrhoids. Polygon - missing parrot |
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16 Feb 10 - 02:31 PM (#2841122) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Peter the Squeezer From I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (Willy Rushton - I think) Bidet - Two days before D-day |
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16 Feb 10 - 02:38 PM (#2841132) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Amos Doxology--the longshoreman's knowledge base. |
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16 Feb 10 - 03:50 PM (#2841206) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief cadre - chaplain who's a real jerk strident - love child of Aragorn and Treebeard colorectal - spoiled soda flatulence - somebody sat on your contacts O..O =o= |
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16 Feb 10 - 05:54 PM (#2841338) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Succinct - last resort for a plumber working on a blocked outlet pipe. |
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16 Feb 10 - 07:41 PM (#2841492) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief Blehhhh. O..O =o= |
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16 Feb 10 - 07:52 PM (#2841504) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie Polymorph - someone who turns into a parrot every full moon |
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17 Feb 10 - 04:08 AM (#2841665) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak I declare Dave the winner!!! *clap clap* Round 2 anyone? Limpet - a floppy cat or dog. LTS |
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17 Feb 10 - 06:27 AM (#2841735) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Trampoline= Telephone help for ladies of easy vertue Twiglight = low fat Horror film with a touch of Marmite Feckless = uncaring Irish person |
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17 Feb 10 - 07:26 AM (#2841784) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Overturn – Gaudy funerary vase Debauched – all bauch removed Palisade – royal official Vanish – rather like a van Matrix – gymnastic floor display Aspic – choose a snake Conscript – document produced by a spin doctor Vertigo – a long distance in Somerset Regale – about that wind last night Tenerife – a predicted ratio of shipwrecks Bucket – a small buck Baguette – a small bag Ballet – a small ball Bullet – bullock Bullock – to secure a bull Secure – discover a remedy Fertile – Fibrous failure of asbestos roofing Tissue – Greeting of recognition Brandish- rather like a brand Celebrant – Outburst by a famous person Contribute – False acclaim I must have too much time on my hands! |
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17 Feb 10 - 07:31 AM (#2841786) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Mr Red tempers - too much time on your hands |
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17 Feb 10 - 08:01 AM (#2841802) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Ivory Manual = Book of Welsh songs of the Zulu Wars |
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17 Feb 10 - 08:21 AM (#2841824) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Leadfingers Indecent - In far enough Polutocrat - Some one who is filthy rich Insufficient - In far enough |
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17 Feb 10 - 01:04 PM (#2842086) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: VirginiaTam can't believe the wereparrot beat out my folkidiom there is no justice. |
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17 Feb 10 - 05:16 PM (#2842336) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief justice - nobody but me and thee Obama - Irish demolitions expert |
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17 Feb 10 - 05:43 PM (#2842365) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Armadildo - Heavy duty marital aid. Disestablishmentarian - This building is reserved for blond, blue eyed, supermen. Justiciary - I'll have an aperitif (with a nod to Mousethief). Israelite - Is a sunbeam. Fundamental - Crazy electrical storm. Don T. |
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17 Feb 10 - 05:49 PM (#2842372) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie Aperitif - minimalist dentures |
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17 Feb 10 - 06:09 PM (#2842391) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Amos conswervativism: the art of jumping loudly from one issue to any other issue which you think will gain you political points, regardless of truth or usefulness. A |
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17 Feb 10 - 07:21 PM (#2842457) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Amos, I didn't know you knew British politics so well!! Syncdouche= trying to clear the kitchen drain with a high pressure hose! dinette= nouvelle cuisine Distillgesic= state of painless achieved by drinking spirits |
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18 Feb 10 - 07:05 AM (#2842873) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Central 'eating - one front tooth. Don T |
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18 Feb 10 - 08:55 AM (#2842985) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Liz the Squeak VT - the Folkidiom was funny, but the wereparrot made I squirt tea out my nose..... LTS |
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18 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM (#2843205) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: VirginiaTam LOL -- That makes it worth it then... I just peed may pants laughing at you squirting tea through your nose. |
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18 Feb 10 - 01:11 PM (#2843273) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bill D swiped, but good... Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. |
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18 Feb 10 - 01:18 PM (#2843281) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bill D Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. |
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19 Feb 10 - 07:29 AM (#2844034) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Mysteries – fog in the forest Nomadic – Richard is sane Dramatics – rural version of a flea circus Asphalt – lesser sexual assault Assert – a sure thing ( I bet most of you thought of another meaning) Ebullient – posh ant who picks on smaller ants Sex – what posh people have their coal delivered in Priority – afternoon refreshment with the abbot Paramour – a sadly not fully thought through invention for protecting skydivers Sturgeon – fish doctor Buttress – female goat Succeed – feeding action of a beakless budgie Nothing – faster acting than Anadin (old advert joke) Barbary ape – to imitate the action of a hairdresser Metacarpal – saw a friend who has an automobile Portrait – an undesirable tendency or habit Andover – deliver |
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19 Feb 10 - 05:35 PM (#2844525) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Parenthesis - DNA test report |
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19 Feb 10 - 05:36 PM (#2844528) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief Hundred - fear of Germans O..O =o= |
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20 Feb 10 - 03:54 PM (#2845310) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Gurney Nice one, mousy! |
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22 Feb 10 - 07:39 AM (#2846513) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Portent - inadequate camping equipment |
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22 Feb 10 - 04:27 PM (#2846994) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief impotent - inside an inadequate piece of camping equipment from the deep (U.S.) South |
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22 Feb 10 - 04:31 PM (#2846999) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: John MacKenzie Massachusetts. Plantation owner's false teeth. |
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22 Feb 10 - 04:52 PM (#2847019) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Wolfhound person Gloucester - to mix shiny paint Coventry - matters pertaining to a meeting of witches |
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22 Feb 10 - 08:28 PM (#2847205) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief Pennsylvania - barn-topper shaped like a writing utensil Mississippi - Married lady counterculturalist |
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23 Feb 10 - 07:20 AM (#2847478) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Terpsichore - became ill after drinking from a dubious unmarked bottle |
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24 Feb 10 - 07:21 AM (#2848569) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Zephyr - it's a female calf Solidarity - powdered tea substitute |
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25 Feb 10 - 05:53 AM (#2849619) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie Provocative - in favour of having a distinct form of names for when you address their owners. |
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25 Feb 10 - 08:20 AM (#2849721) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Tortuous - were you our teacher? |
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25 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM (#2850283) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Flageolation - Beating tunes with a whistle. Melondrama - Histrionic complaint about starter course. Proliffyrate - In favour of Irish river toll. Armature - Mediaeval rust. Anatomy - My headgear. Don T. |
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25 Feb 10 - 07:39 PM (#2850339) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief ameliorize -- peepers like Ms. Earhart's accentuate -- thou hast ingested diacritical marks Afghanistan - that's another fine quilt you've gotten us into, Ollie |
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26 Feb 10 - 07:36 AM (#2850667) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Vagrant – The media concept of Arts Council funding |
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01 Mar 10 - 07:25 AM (#2852873) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Particle – half melted icicle Cryptic – dead critic Radiology – the science of being a heating engineer |
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01 Mar 10 - 08:30 AM (#2852932) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca hey Caterpillar, I thought Vagrant was the outpourings of an agressive feminist!! |
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01 Mar 10 - 11:13 AM (#2853099) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Canticle - I am able to stimulate laughter. Cuticle - Small and endearing. Testicle - Method for determining if someone is ticklish. Romantic - Italian facial twitch. Farcical - Distant agricultural implement. Expectorant - Upset Akenaton and await response. Don T. |
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02 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM (#2853977) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Parasite – inhabitant of a famous French city Romantic – inhabitant of a famous Italian city |
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02 Mar 10 - 08:22 AM (#2854020) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Keith A of Hertford Expectorant! Good one Don. |
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04 Mar 10 - 10:24 AM (#2855869) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Stratosphere - electric guitar phobia |
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05 Mar 10 - 08:53 AM (#2856703) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Guest mandotim astray Wholesale; commercial transaction with a lady of the night. |
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05 Mar 10 - 08:02 PM (#2857201) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief cartoon: automobilic melody Category: Moggie on the interstate. O..O =o= |
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08 Mar 10 - 11:09 AM (#2859198) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Catatonic = us or feline elixir? |
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08 Mar 10 - 01:16 PM (#2859311) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Ad glib - A vacuous off-the-cuff response. Anything Peter Mandelson says. |
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08 Mar 10 - 02:21 PM (#2859362) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: The Barden of England Tantermount = A hill with tanters on it |
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08 Mar 10 - 02:21 PM (#2859365) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: The Barden of England Jibberish = Almost like a sail |
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08 Mar 10 - 02:24 PM (#2859368) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: The Barden of England Altered = Omni motion |
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08 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM (#2859488) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Alphabet: I wager that it is 50%. Alfa-Romeo: a shared boyfriend. Swarm: the opposite of scold. Enterprise: a chicken worth looking after. Dildo: herbally flavoured bread mixture. Semibreve: take half a breath. Moorage: bovine anger. Mendicant: lack of DIY skills. Creator: one who abhors certain Native Americans. Antipasti: a Cornish delicacy - a female relative baked in pastry. |
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08 Mar 10 - 05:49 PM (#2859569) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Dave MacKenzie Dermotitis - a plague of Irishmen |
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08 Mar 10 - 08:35 PM (#2859680) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Multifarious - Large number of promissary notes to cover journey costs Multitudinous - Many masticated midday meals Infra dig - Taking part in archaeological excavation Extracurricular - Surplus Indian food chiller Entering- Prepare for boxing match Bison - Bowl for hand washing Hippopotomus - Tom's joint replacement Helicopter - By Jove, he has apprehended the lady! Castration - food for actors Don T. |
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09 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM (#2860143) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Onamatopia: On the carpet, about to be for the high jump! Semicolon: Bowel operation Full stop: constipation Alitteration: untidy oriental Anticlimax: Frustration |
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09 Mar 10 - 01:28 PM (#2860237) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Circonference: a meeting that never gets to the point. |
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09 Mar 10 - 01:31 PM (#2860239) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Congenital: a banana down the front of your trousers. |
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10 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM (#2860851) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Spectator: Mottled spud Revisionist: Frenzied panic the night before the exam Scalpel: Alopecia Definity: Long winded explanation |
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10 Mar 10 - 07:17 AM (#2860883) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Avatar: Conjugal relations with a mariner Contemporary: Transient scam Philistine: Refill German beer mug Mandolin: Unemployed male present Guitar: Chronic nasal condition Infra red: Sunburned communist Speculator: Farewell threat Porpoise: Defective deportment |
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10 Mar 10 - 07:23 AM (#2860886) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Sweater – not as dry Waistcoat – non recyclable outer clothing |
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10 Mar 10 - 08:10 AM (#2860915) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Meditation: Think about taking the tablets Accentuate: Tongue swallowed Scintillate: Late night revelry or until 08.00 or 20.00 Melancholy: Hybrid of fruit and vegetable Strawberry: Cover dead grass with soil Spinnaker: Twirl todger Mastiff: Argument in crowd Charismatic: Automated housemaid Multitude: Thorough mastication Ventricle: Oozing orifice |
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10 Mar 10 - 11:34 AM (#2861078) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Permafrost: Icicles in one's hair Scurrilous: Not rushing about Exemplar: Retired emplar Superstructure: Phwaaaaaahh! Semantics: Jumping about Admission: Went on crusade Undergo: Use subway |
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10 Mar 10 - 03:40 PM (#2861288) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: paula t Oh, this thread has really cheered me up after a very busy day at school. Keep 'em coming folks! Unfortunately, I've tried to join in the game, but I'm a bit brain dead at the moment.Sorry! |
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11 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM (#2861746) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Rambler – did you see how fast that sheep went past? Speedometer – device for counting swimwear Political – stimulate a parrot Economics – repeat words said by small humanoids |
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11 Mar 10 - 11:00 AM (#2861856) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Comatose: Foot gone to sleep Palindrome: Friend at airport Forensics: Ten Maritime: Wedding Irate: Anger ratio Aspirate: Furious snake |
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11 Mar 10 - 01:38 PM (#2861955) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Red Anteclimax - foreplay |
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11 Mar 10 - 03:52 PM (#2862067) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Meths - South African mathematics |
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11 Mar 10 - 06:16 PM (#2862169) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca T Chest- impressive bust Zebra= largest cup size in USA Parsnip =clerical vasectomy television= Yorkshireman describes a dream Beef heart+ a very small smelly noise |
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11 Mar 10 - 08:58 PM (#2862264) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: HuwG Zulu - The, er, facilities at a wildlife park |
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12 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM (#2862493) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Cantilever – Why does he stay? Zoological – alphabetically arranged animals Belongings – Attraction to honey producing insects Seldom – bankrupt monarchist country Cornucopia – Is it too busy for you here? Silicon – who'd fall for that? Vernier – very precisely controlled thin layer |
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13 Mar 10 - 06:28 AM (#2863264) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Tangent - a heavily sunburnt chappie. Diameter - Greek goddess with the fuller figure. Radius - ancient Roman broadcasting system. Gladiator - a satisfied cannibal. Cordial - blimey, what a face. Semiconductor - one who only charges half fare. |
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15 Mar 10 - 08:29 AM (#2864407) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Context – deceiving MSM message |
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16 Mar 10 - 08:23 AM (#2865166) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Kindred – fear of relatives |
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16 Mar 10 - 08:54 AM (#2865192) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Brittle – A composite form of patriotism that is apt to shatter when subjected to internal or external pressure |
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16 Mar 10 - 05:34 PM (#2865566) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Medic: a small thing, but mine own. Pustule: a cat's ditto. Homeosexual: One who has a vanishingly small amount of sex. Asymptote: a harmless- seeming bookmaker. Cascade: Handpumped soft drink. Scallion: a male onion. |
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17 Mar 10 - 03:46 AM (#2865800) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Gurney Fluctuation. "Certainly not, oriental person!" Confrontation. Oriental woman wearing falsies. |
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17 Mar 10 - 10:47 AM (#2866032) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Unduelation: Spontaneous sniggering Relationship: Family cruise Didgeridoo: Oops, did you do it again? Pedantic: Foot tapping/ clog dancing Mangetout: Gluttony Understand: Loiter in subway Phallusy: Penis exhibition |
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18 Mar 10 - 08:38 AM (#2866767) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Dubbing – adding a musical shoe treatment? Bi-stable – Advert for a barn conversion. |
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18 Mar 10 - 10:52 AM (#2866851) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Urban: Her driving disqualification Truncate: Starving elephant Liposuction: Sipping cider through a straw Particle: Stimulate pater Toupee: Balance Imply: Mendacious sprite Deflowered: Dead headed Preserved: Deja vue meal Underpinned: Sat on tack - Ouch!! Vagrant: Unfocussed tirade |
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18 Mar 10 - 12:34 PM (#2866917) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Ingrate: Coal Coalesce: Put another shovelful on fire Understate: Deep south Pharmacist: Agricultural worker Mistral: Musical wind Temperate: Vexation measure |
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19 Mar 10 - 08:20 AM (#2867572) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Ineffable – too extreme to be expressed by swearing Snow – it's not affirmative. Starbucks – astronomically priced coffee |
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19 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM (#2867787) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Largesse: Capital S Lampoon: Harpoon to kill lambs Panache: Pain from using heavy cook pots Concensus: Number of scams Gnomon: On a sundial, a gnome's shadow Urine: Your turn to bat |
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20 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM (#2868104) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Quantity: The bosom of a fashion designer. Sanctity: Ditto, gone south. Matador: Welcome to a Spanish home. Picador: what a burglar might do. Acme: the finest sort of spots. |
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20 Mar 10 - 12:40 PM (#2868152) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Swords: Words beginning with S Cutlass: Slice girl Rapier: Deflower yer Epee: Payment method Sabre: Remark on cold temperature Windlass: Flatulent female |
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21 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM (#2868521) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Disconcert: Show cancelled Mascot: the bed slept in by the ten who rolled over Ascent: Highbrow speech Father: Obese woman Manequin: Male thief or mad sibling Pannikin: Coporal Jones Porcupine: Ham craving Ululate: Tardy ones |
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21 Mar 10 - 10:18 AM (#2868572) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Paralytic= Unqualified but practising low-fat tick pastiche= a humourous copy of a Cornish dish appetite= an amused drunk pandemonium= the cacophonous instrument played with a wooden spoon by your child in the kitchen |
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23 Mar 10 - 09:48 AM (#2869963) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Mendicant: Unable to repair Plentitude: Thoroughly masticated Bobbin: Action of red, red robin Engrave: Bury Oakum: All ye faithful Stamen: Refuse sex change Circumspect: Look round Elude: He's rude Symbolic: Percussion error |
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24 Mar 10 - 11:41 AM (#2870811) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Finale: Beer made from fish Lathe: Bilingual definite article Watershed: Hot tub in garden Imperfect: Superman |
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25 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM (#2871557) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Nomad: Sane Torque: Speak Focus: Enemy's oath Supercilious: An extreme dafty! |
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25 Mar 10 - 12:38 PM (#2871610) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Hatred - Scarlet headgear. Hatred - Loathe communism Hatred - Produce crop circles Don T. |
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25 Mar 10 - 01:13 PM (#2871646) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Trifle = Multi-barreled weapon Flatulent= borrowed apartment endevour = a wedgie |
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01 May 10 - 07:05 PM (#2898272) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Volumptuous: Curvaceous. All the curves go outwards. Curvacuous: Miss World material. See Numbile, Pneubile etc. Nubiddable: if you don't know by now... Paedophool: one who thinks online means anonymous. Homeosexual: a person who has a vanishingly small amount of sex. Letsbian: a very tolerant woman. Oreal sex: Just making it up. |
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02 May 10 - 01:10 AM (#2898406) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Ebbie lol Some of these are just really clever. |
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02 May 10 - 01:52 AM (#2898417) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Ebbie Flatulent= sublet |
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02 May 10 - 12:15 PM (#2898600) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Ampersand: the grit inevitably found in picnic sandwiches. Macrame: String often served with cheese sauce Harmburger: junk food Beliefburger: junk religion. See Jeezburger Baguette: a member of West Bromwich Albion Ladies' Team Futurami: Pickled beef of the 30th century Laphroaig: the noise a Scotsman makes when clearing his throat. Peppercorn: to shoot oneself in the foot with a machine gun Choirizo: a singing group of sausages Gruel: ungind |
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02 May 10 - 10:18 PM (#2898908) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: mousethief maturation: when you are forced to eat your throw rug vocabulary: the voice of Larry, the Cable Guy intertestimental: bury the guy whose brain is the size of his balls |
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03 May 10 - 06:11 AM (#2899031) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: SPB-Cooperator diversion - information officer for Welsh Performing Rights Society |
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03 May 10 - 06:13 AM (#2899033) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: SPB-Cooperator diversity - Welsh place of study |
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03 May 10 - 06:15 AM (#2899035) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: SPB-Cooperator diarama - Welsh current affairs programme. |
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04 Jun 10 - 09:48 AM (#2920481) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Wonderful: Just can't think about it any more Perfection: Foolproof ignoring Speciality: Darjeeling, Earl Grey? Intemperance: Insufficiently annealed sword Overwrought: Elaborately scrolled ironwork on garden gate Crotchet: a small crotch? Ungulate: Defer execution |
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04 Jun 10 - 10:17 AM (#2920496) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Ferrule: democracy? Vermicular: Mountain train for worms! Interpolate: World police tardiness Bastion: A big spoon for moistening Sunday roast Panoply: Wooden cooking vessel Doubly incompetant: Can't play a shaky egg or spoons! |
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05 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM (#2921290) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: RAT-W Hemisphere - fear of doing things by halves DVD - what Jamaicans risk getting after sex telephone - tell them he called Dunno - finished being negative Book - the noise Derbyshire chickens make RAT-W |
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05 Jun 10 - 04:12 PM (#2921395) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: RAT-W Ok, having now been away and thought about it: Latex - what the chickens die yesterday Ditto - No, you didn't Anihilate - A tardy Egyptian river Chronos - like Windows or linux for elderly witches Ejaculate - A tardy Yorkshireman called Johnathan Monkey - Used to unlock the monastery door Carpet - A nodding dog RAT-W |
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05 Jun 10 - 04:29 PM (#2921402) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Tarvin: past Hungary (that's for Gospodin Schastlivym) Subcutaneous: a less than pretty botteom Antimatter: Father's sister's business Demonstrate: No gay devil. Nosegay: a rhinosexual Facsimile: An intensive simile, e.g. "like a F***ing diamond in the sky". Snuff: That is sufficient. |
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09 Jul 10 - 03:26 PM (#2942530) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Dipthong: swimwear Ingrate: ashes Consumate: deceive friend |
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09 Jul 10 - 04:48 PM (#2942578) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke "I 'ad your ring" he said, admiringly... |
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10 Jul 10 - 09:19 AM (#2942914) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Conciliation: trick gullible oriental Sequestration: Provisions for voyage Vigilante: Uncle's wife has insomnia Reclusive: Vandalise lavatory filter |
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10 Jul 10 - 12:57 PM (#2943011) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: The Sandman Mudcat: |
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10 Jul 10 - 02:29 PM (#2943068) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Richard Bridge We happened upon a good on at the Good Intent today: "Soubriquet" - what Mrs Tuckey calls you! |
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10 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM (#2943090) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Mudcat: a drink like Advocaat but a sort of milk chocolate colour |
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11 Jul 10 - 10:41 AM (#2943421) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Carage: Holding pen for vehicles owned by aggressive drivers Kosher: Bailey Catatonic: Feline medication Pentangle: Biro stuck in cardy Meniscus: Threaten, swear Bandicoot: animal with rickets |
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14 Jul 10 - 05:33 AM (#2944753) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Sublet: Unsubtle |
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14 Jul 10 - 07:34 AM (#2944789) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Disconsolate - unhappy with an official foreign representative. |
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16 Jul 10 - 10:15 AM (#2946166) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Succumb: Taste? Paraphenalia: Heating fuel accessories Fissure: Angler |
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22 Jul 10 - 08:26 AM (#2949707) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Some phrases: Cutting edge: Topiary Hands free: Leprosy Quick release:Incontinence Labour saving: Favourable election outcome High spec: Flying goggles Buffer zone: Old folks home ************ & more words: Paraphrase:Miltary language Innovation: Pub applause |
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22 Jul 10 - 12:19 PM (#2949884) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Counter productive: Manufacture of tiddleywinks High fibre: Stringy, ropy Jocular: Scottish Melancholy: Fruit/vegetable hybrid Curtail: Dog's bottom Madrigal: Orgasm |
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22 Jul 10 - 05:13 PM (#2950101) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Pharmacist: an agricultural labourer Restitution: A home for the terminally lazy Proboscis: anti union Console: A false bottom for a shoe Cherub: embrocation for revolutionaries. |
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23 Jul 10 - 07:58 AM (#2950540) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Articulate : consequence of narrow lanes and a large lorry. |
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23 Jul 10 - 08:44 AM (#2950580) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Cockade: Viagra Alimentary: My dear Watson! Creeping bent: Chronic arthritis Amplitude: Thoroughly masticated Parenthesis: Mum's or Dad's dissertation Follicle: Bijou folly Hollyhock: Pawn Xmas wreath |
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23 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM (#2950652) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Ambergris: Lubricant for traffic lights Anchorite: Moor competently Motivation: Obsessive compulsive gardening Missal: American missile Peregrine: Pear cider of distinctive hue Quantum: Area of midriff above miniskirt Contour: Dishonest Holiday Company Campaign: Lumbago caused by sleeping on deflated airbed Tentacle: Camping equipment Curlew: Hairstylist Laminate: Why a young sheep knows to eat grass Specialise: Coloured contact lenses |
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28 Jul 10 - 10:00 AM (#2953807) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Singlet: Ugly duckling Doublet: Two singlets Triplet: Three singlets |
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04 Aug 10 - 10:43 AM (#2957978) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Plinth: King'th thon |
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17 Aug 10 - 11:48 AM (#2967161) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Revolt: Concerning unit of EMF Platitude: Flossing teeth with hair Fandango: Cool down, and then leave Interdenominational: Mixed currency Fulcrum: Crumbly bread Pedantic: Foot movement Atrophy: World Cup |
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17 Aug 10 - 02:57 PM (#2967302) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Songbob I saw this above and thought it had a different meaning -- Distress: a haircut Bob |
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17 Aug 10 - 08:03 PM (#2967523) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Leadfingers 200 |
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17 Aug 10 - 08:58 PM (#2967551) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bill D Abundance: Big party held in a bakery cannibal — Someone who is fed up with people. Absentee: A missing golfing peg. Semite — Big-truck driver. Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach |
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17 Aug 10 - 09:06 PM (#2967559) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bill D Adverse: A poem that gets longer the more you read it. Negligent: When you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown Neurosis: Fresh flowers. |
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20 Aug 10 - 06:32 AM (#2969243) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Bill D, Abundance: Big party held in a bakery LOL!! ************ Pomander: Bruce & Sheila Ambidextrous: Do everything right-handed Defer: Shave hair off animal Anteroom: Space for parent쳌fs sister Understudy: Cause of exam failure Spectator: Mottled tuber |
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21 Aug 10 - 05:33 AM (#2969916) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: KHNic Jocular - A Scottish vampire |
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21 Aug 10 - 04:58 PM (#2970212) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Marion Horology - scientific study of commercial sex |
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21 Aug 10 - 05:06 PM (#2970216) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bainbo Teatowels - nocturnal birds that suckle their young |
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21 Aug 10 - 11:30 PM (#2970319) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Agrophobia= a fear of farming pustule=a device for lancing boils flageolation = to beat with beans Pasta= Italian nostalgia Trumpet= a very loud French Fart Marxism= snobbery associated with good academic grades |
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22 Aug 10 - 09:48 AM (#2970445) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Obsenility: becoming a dirty old man. Obsolessons: teaching people to be useless. Narcitecture: The way designer drugs are invented Squallow: a very dirty bird Triffic lights: a really exciting road junction Marxschism: yet another split in the Trotskyist movement |
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22 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM (#2970466) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Shellfish: Miserly crustacean Skinflick: Dandruff Mountebank: Savings scheme for Canadian Police Phallusy: Penis shaped Paradame: Female parachutist Fondue: Enarmoured Morsel: Advertising campaign Herpes: Wig |
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22 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM (#2970486) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Winsome: Lose some! Assuage: Hay? Custardy: Egg nog Noggin: The Nog Manatee: Chap drinking hot beverage Nubile: Fresh vomit Chinchilla: Forgotten scarf Chihuahua: Speaking in tongues! Penetrate: Numismatist Evanescent: Welsh climber Pentacle: Writing set Incumbent: Dubious salary |
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22 Aug 10 - 01:55 PM (#2970534) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke You got that one wrong, mon ami si heureux. Phallusy? bollocks. Young men who frequent picture palaces Know nothing of psychonanlysis, And although Dr. Freud Would be very annoyed, They cling to their long- standing fallacies. |
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23 Aug 10 - 11:40 AM (#2971166) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Orphan: Cooling device for metals Bulletin: Metal ammunition container Screwdriver: Insurance fraud Molasses: Animal posteriors Brandy: Superior to Brand X Forestall: Compel everyone Melange: Hybrid fruit Photosensitive: Dislike having picture taken Curriculum: Asian influenced school dinners Confluence: Hypnotise with evil intent Impervious: Demonproof Custodian: Person in charge of swearbox Meddle: Award Lampoon: Spear for hunting young sheep |
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24 Aug 10 - 08:25 AM (#2971692) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Coptic: Policeman쳌fs watch Acquire: Singing group Mollycoddle: Indulge Morris side Stucco: Keyboard malfunction Sequestrate: Fee for marine adventure Instil: Not out Scarify: Frighten Expound: Devaluation Fabricate: Textile consumption Cortisone: Lovers lane Pungent: Male comic Fertile: Russian hat Farcical: Distant hand scythe Supercilious: extraordinarily asinine In testate: Marks out of ten |
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24 Aug 10 - 08:45 AM (#2971707) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Excrement = stepped pay reduction Tautology = the art of tension Ventricle = leaky heart valve |
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25 Aug 10 - 08:53 AM (#2972484) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Patsy Tantric = Magic sunbed Content = Prisoner on camping holiday Quirky = Crap Buttery = Butt fattening Macaroni = Another continental holiday dance craze Popsicle = A bike for dad Unicycle = A bike for grad |
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25 Aug 10 - 11:09 AM (#2972564) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Catacomb: Implement for feline flea removal Heirless: Bald Ultrasound: Sturdy Caveat: Guinea pig headgear Specious: Poshspeak for roomy Endomorph: Axed TV character Elderberry: Old person쳌fs funeral Menopause: I don쳌ft hesitate Double breasted: Normal Portent: Leaky camping shelter Mundane: Dull Scandinavian Impale: The Devil쳌fs Brew! Poltroon: Scottish parrot Mistral: Unmusical troubadour Asterisk: Astronomical hazard Mustang: On death row Coalesce: Smokeless fuel Angiosperm: Irish prostitute Rescind: Oops, I did it again! |
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25 Aug 10 - 01:03 PM (#2972626) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Stupor: Ladling thin broth Infatuate: Cholesterol Emulate: Tardy bird Humidor: Damp gold Cauterise: Winked Porcine: Obscured way marker for road hogs Morbid: Auction Dulcet: Bunch of bores Armadildo: Heavy duty vibrator Sentinel: Smelly Nelly! Rumpus: An invitation? Octopus: Cat with 8 lives Cant: No such word! |
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08 Sep 10 - 09:37 AM (#2982288) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Toiletries: Dog urinals |
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13 Sep 10 - 09:24 AM (#2985685) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Diatribe: Football hooligans |
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13 Sep 10 - 11:51 AM (#2985788) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Michael Counter irritant = shop assistant Kangaroos = look at those amazing marsupials. Translator = He's going to become a woman. Toiletries = letries for children to play with. Gymnosperm = result of watching women exercising. Shitsu = stupid name for a dog. Succulent = a borrowed nipple |
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13 Sep 10 - 04:09 PM (#2986019) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing This is for MtheGM..it was either this thread or the other!*bg* On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took of his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. |
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15 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM (#3054002) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Kat, LOL!! I'll use that one at the sesh tonight! Here's some more to ponder: Tertiary: Clint Eastwood Curlew: Hairstylist Menstruate: Realistic male bodymass Binnacle: Small bin Pannikin: Corporal Jones Morbid: Up the ante at auction Morbidity: Dirge Ultramarine: More than able seaman Disgruntle: Remove porcine vocal cords Spinnakers: Speciality contortionist's act Euphemism: Teenager –speak Prosthesis: Expert's dissertation Falsehood: Imitation sou'wester Porcupine: Bacon craving |
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02 Feb 11 - 11:57 AM (#3087319) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Campaign: Lumbago from sleeping on wet grass Cortex: weatherproof headgear to keep brain warm Oinkment: Porcine medication Ninny: Shy female goat Understatement: Subtitle |
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07 Dec 11 - 07:52 AM (#3269756) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Gymnosperm: Firing blanks? |
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08 Dec 11 - 04:50 AM (#3270289) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Nigel Parsons Crone: Duplicate oriental life form. |
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08 Dec 11 - 04:54 AM (#3270292) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Nigel Parsons Clone: Oriental hag Crony: Hag-like, Crony: Joint for the birds. |
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11 Jan 12 - 05:28 AM (#3288535) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Nigel Parsons Purist: What you risk getting when you drop your mobile phone in the toilet. |
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11 Jan 12 - 07:57 AM (#3288623) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: DMcG Mentioned at a sessionn on Friday last - Twirled: Yorkshire |
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11 Jan 12 - 08:56 AM (#3288663) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy T'wirled -LOL!! |
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11 Jan 12 - 10:50 PM (#3289080) Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Genie A few overlaps, but mostly new (definitions of exisiting words) here: Neo-Definitions (Washington Post, Plus) |
