Lyr Add: Dachshunds with Erections (Les Barker)

27 Feb 10 - 01:46 PM (#2851672)
Subject: Lyr Add: DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS (Les Barker)
From: *#1 PEASANT*

DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS
by Les Barker.

Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

His home's a humble bungalow
And hers a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go
And that, they say, is that.
He never can be near her
Although she knows he cares
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

You want to win a woman?
Just be cool... be aloof
The dog who doesn't hit the stairs
Can make it to the roof.
The dog who doesn't care
Will be the dog who wins the day
You'll never get to heaven...
With your chopper in the way.

The spirit soars, the body falls
And heavy lies the heart
That cries out with the pain of love
Be still my broken part.
How painful is the passion
And painful the repairs
For Dachshunds with erections
Can't climb stairs.

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27 Feb 10 - 01:52 PM (#2851677)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: DachshundsWithErectionsCantClimbStairs
From: Leadfingers

Why post a set of lyrics that are already in D T ??

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27 Feb 10 - 02:05 PM (#2851686)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: DachshundsWithErectionsCantClimbStairs
From: Amergin

Because he is too busy marching for fascist rights to bother looking.

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27 Feb 10 - 03:23 PM (#2851733)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: DachshundsWithErectionsCantClimbStairs
From: *#1 PEASANT*

Because I have gotten tired of searching with a broken search engine

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27 Feb 10 - 04:15 PM (#2851770)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: DachshundsWithErectionsCantClimbStairs
From: Reinhard

Try a Google search with 'Dachshunds site:mudcat.org'

Besides, Les Barker earns his living with selling his lyric books. I think it is rather unfair to post his lyrics here and to deprive him of his income.

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27 Feb 10 - 05:56 PM (#2851836)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: DachshundsWithErectionsCantClimbStairs
From: katlaughing

You do not need to use the search when you know the name of a song/poem. All you have to do is Browse the DT and under the letter "D" it comes up as the third in the list of songs beginning with D.

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27 Feb 10 - 06:04 PM (#2851848)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: DachshundsWithErectionsCantClimbStairs
From: Leadfingers

Thats far too easy for friend Conrad - So he has posted the same thing in two different threads !

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