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BS: Chimp sent to rehab

01 Mar 10 - 05:20 PM (#2853473)
Subject: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Amergin

And no his name is NOT George W. Bush.

Apparently, a Russian chimp became addicted to alcohol and nicotine...and so zookeepers sent him to rehab.


Alcoholic Chimpanzee


01 Mar 10 - 05:25 PM (#2853475)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk

Boy, this sure sounds familiar, doesn't it?


01 Mar 10 - 05:55 PM (#2853504)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: VirginiaTam

well I know I have been around mudcat long enough when Little Hawk's comment makes me guffaw out loud.

How is Chongo BTW? He should be leading that 12 Step Program by now.


01 Mar 10 - 06:24 PM (#2853519)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk

He's okay. I'm sure he'll be quite interested in this story. There aren't all that many chimps resident in Russia.


01 Mar 10 - 07:12 PM (#2853569)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Amos

This opens a whole new vein on the mystery of where Chongo went after that IED blew up in his face outside of Kandahar. He went to Russia and found a sucker. No big surprise there. Chinga will be thrilled to find out where he has parked his hairy ass.


A


01 Mar 10 - 09:18 PM (#2853674)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Rapparee

Chongo was rescued by a team of elite Canadian Forces snipers. The last time anyone heard he was recovering in hospital at an unnamed site in the upper Yukon Province.


01 Mar 10 - 10:38 PM (#2853712)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk

It's foolish to listen to the ramblings of "Amos" on this matter as he is totally unqualified to even comment on it.


01 Mar 10 - 11:06 PM (#2853727)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: mousethief

He said, "No, no, no."


01 Mar 10 - 11:40 PM (#2853736)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Amos

Ah, the Axis of Delusion raises its hairy butt once again...


02 Mar 10 - 03:38 AM (#2853797)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Liz the Squeak

Beer drinking, chain smoking, hairy ass... I SWEAR I dated this guy in 1988....

LTS


02 Mar 10 - 09:13 AM (#2854056)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk

We'll have to look further into that, Liz. Perhaps he can be given refugee status in the UK if you will take him in.


02 Mar 10 - 07:00 PM (#2854550)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Richard Bridge

Good reference, mousie


02 Mar 10 - 07:42 PM (#2854572)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Charley Noble

This thread is going bananas fast!

Charley Noble


03 Mar 10 - 10:53 AM (#2854997)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk

Think about it, Liz! You could know the joy of having those hairy arms around you once again after all these years, plus experiencing the warm glow in the heart that comes from helping others. ;-)


04 Mar 10 - 09:16 AM (#2855810)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Liz the Squeak

Two words LH - one ryhmes with 'duck', the other is the opposite of 'on'.

I dumped him into the arms of the local police back in 1988, I'll do it again without batting an eyelash.

Warm glows I can get with my rabbit.

LTS


04 Mar 10 - 10:10 AM (#2855852)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk

(chuckle)


04 Mar 10 - 08:54 PM (#2856402)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Genie

Yes, Liz, as long as you have a cottontail and your tits, who needs a Beer drinking, chain smoking, hairy ape around?