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BS: Five Steps To Happiness

03 Mar 10 - 10:15 AM (#2854962)
Subject: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: SINSULL

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35527612/ns/health-behavior/


So in the interest of making you all happy, I am going to give each of you an opportunity to pay off my mortgage. I wll then write you a thank note which will make me happy.
Go for it!


03 Mar 10 - 10:19 AM (#2854968)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: jacqui.c

Mary - those little pills you have? You're supposed to take them every day.........


03 Mar 10 - 10:20 AM (#2854970)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: SINSULL

So that's a "No" from Jacqui. sigh...


03 Mar 10 - 10:23 AM (#2854973)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Dave Hanson

Hey send me your bank details and PIN and I'll do it. [ honest ]

Dave H


03 Mar 10 - 10:47 AM (#2854994)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: SINSULL

Why don't I just post it here. That way everyone can send money? I will be soooooo happy.


03 Mar 10 - 10:59 AM (#2855000)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: GUEST

I'm gonna put you in touch with a Prince who wrote to me. He has lotsa money to give away. All's he needs are bank details and stuff like that. Small price to pay for about 480 million dollars ($32, 361 after tax). Anyway, let me know. I may have posted the details on the Joke thread because I thought it funny at the time. Looking back, I see this opportunity as a God-send. A marriage of need and ability, of apples and dough, of salt and brisket, of water and scotch, of--forget the water, just make it scoptch and scotch, and of camels and tents. Lemme know about whatever and watch you keep your apadistra flying. Your friend,

Youknowwho.


03 Mar 10 - 12:04 PM (#2855054)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Becca72

I would try being optimistic but I doubt it would work.


03 Mar 10 - 12:39 PM (#2855080)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Amos

The psychologists seem to have left out a couple of important items. Like, "Be productive", "Be responsible", "Honor Your Word", and "Defend Your Own Integrity".

Sloppy work, if you ask me.


A


03 Mar 10 - 12:43 PM (#2855084)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Amos

SOme of us clearly belong to the Scientific American school of thought that says Be Sad and Succeed.


A


03 Mar 10 - 01:23 PM (#2855127)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: SINSULL

My, aren't we cranky today. Is it raining in California, Amos? You and Becca are interfering with my "Happy" program.


03 Mar 10 - 01:35 PM (#2855138)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Amos

You will be much happier if you suck it up and slog ahead, m'dear...



A


03 Mar 10 - 02:15 PM (#2855165)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: SINSULL

You read that article in the Times too? Apparently, depression like fever has a purpose. It may not be in our best interests to erase it before it has done its job.


Slogging...


03 Mar 10 - 11:00 PM (#2855535)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: GUEST,leeneia

I grew too impatient, waiting for the page to load. So here are my own ideas for happiness:

1. Get enough sleep.

2. Avoid debt

3. Control allergies. Allergies increase the pressure of the fluid which bathes your brain, and that makes you irritable.

4. Make music. Yodel while cleaning the kitchen.

5. When somebody makes a joke, laugh. They will love you for it.

6. Never marry someone who doesn't get your jokes.

7. If you don't have children, get a pet. Not a goldfish, a sociable pet such as a dog or cat.

8. Grow flowers.

9. Keep your car's windshield clean.


04 Mar 10 - 03:11 PM (#2856129)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Paul Burke

1. Be grateful
2. Be optimistic
3. Count your blessings
4. Use your strengths
5. Commit acts of kindness

Unexceptionable. Maybe. But be selective in (1), don't be unrealistic with (2), don't be smug with (3), hope you get the chance to do (4), and remember, no good deed goes unpunished.


04 Mar 10 - 04:27 PM (#2856175)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Janie

Bah Humbug!


04 Mar 10 - 04:41 PM (#2856189)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Little Hawk

An excellent 5 points! I agree wholeheartedly.

And I would add a 6th point:

Be NICE to your Dachshund and let him know how much you love him!


04 Mar 10 - 05:20 PM (#2856221)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Joe Offer

So, Mary, your link now leads to the MSNBC main page and has something about men filing sexual harassment claims, and all I can glean from your five steps is that is has something to do with paying off your mortgage and your sending thank-you cards to us.
I have to say, I'm utterly confused. Of course, this won't be the first time I've been confused by Mary Sinsull....
So, what ARE these five steps to happiness?
-Joe Offer-


04 Mar 10 - 05:46 PM (#2856228)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Amergin

If you smoke a big fat joint you'll be very happy....


04 Mar 10 - 08:40 PM (#2856388)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: GUEST,leeneia

until you crash.

Excellent point, Little Hawk.


04 Mar 10 - 11:03 PM (#2856459)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Ed T

Some say we only recognize happiness long after we are away from it, not while having the experience. So, is it relative to other experiences?


04 Mar 10 - 11:09 PM (#2856461)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Ed T

I have often geard that money does not buy happiness.

But, I have also read that this statement was develped by the rich, as a ploy to limit competition?


04 Mar 10 - 11:10 PM (#2856462)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Ed T

Where did that "g" come from? It's heard, of course


04 Mar 10 - 11:22 PM (#2856465)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: Amos

I frequently notice happiness, right now, right here. Where else?


A


05 Mar 10 - 08:22 PM (#2857216)
Subject: RE: BS: Five Steps To Happiness
From: GUEST,leeneia

No money does not buy happiness. Take Caroline Kennedy Schlossberger. Father was murdered when she was little. Mother died in her sixties. (My parents lived into their 80's.) Brother died young.

Sounds like the life-story of somebody in a crime-ridden slum.

Yet she had money...