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BS: Where are you on the food chain?

17 Mar 10 - 07:15 AM (#2865897)
Subject: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Davetnova

I keep seeing this food chain mentiones and am trying to figure out where I am on it. I very rarely eat people, although I devour music avidly, and it is seldom that anybody offers to eat me. Can I find a place on it? I feel excluded.


17 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM (#2865898)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: catspaw49

I dunno'...........I just finished an egg sandwich myself. It didn't have any chain on it.....just ketchup.

Spaw


17 Mar 10 - 07:32 AM (#2865911)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Davetnova

I had a cheese roll.


17 Mar 10 - 07:59 AM (#2865926)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: catspaw49

I think that says something about each of us. Sadly they seem to be saying it in some other language.....................

Spaw


17 Mar 10 - 08:15 AM (#2865940)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Rapparee

Is this like a tire chain or a logging chain? Cuz I don't eat chains, usually.


17 Mar 10 - 09:32 AM (#2865992)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: John MacKenzie

I like being eaten


17 Mar 10 - 09:35 AM (#2865996)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Mr Happy

ON ILKLA MOOR BA'T T'AT

Thou'll go and get thy death of cold
Then we shall have to bury thee

Then the worms will come and eat thee oop


@displaysong.cfm?SongID=4461

**********

Conclusion: In t'food chain, worms eat us when we're dead!


17 Mar 10 - 11:33 AM (#2866065)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: GUEST,Uncle Rumpo

While I was in the pub I overheard 2 young fellows from the local rugby team
laughing and joking about their recent weekend leisure activities.

They were highly amused and pleased with themselves

for 'spit-roasting' a young lady team supporter of their mutual acquaintance.

Now I know rugby players are not the most civilised members of our community,
but since when has cannibalism become acceptable behaviour
and something to boast about in public !!!???


17 Mar 10 - 03:10 PM (#2866229)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Paul Burke

Now honey dear, I know you're goin' to ask
Just where I been since you saw me last.
Well, I been down where the burgers burn,
Yes, I been down on the food chain gang.

That food chain gang is a tough old crew,
The chef is hard, I'm telling you.
He drug me to the cookhouse door
And made me eat a petit four.

Now honey dear, if he's on my case
He's going to boil me a bouillabaisse.
Let's kiss goodbye to the duck a l'orange,
Let me get away from the food chain gang.


17 Mar 10 - 06:47 PM (#2866393)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: EBarnacle

Define Top. Mosquitos eat us alive, as do certain other insects--Black flies, anyone?


17 Mar 10 - 07:32 PM (#2866439)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Don Firth

I just had a bunch of potato chips with guacamole dip. I think avocados have more to fear from me than I do from them.

At least, I hope so! After all, being wrestled to the ground and devoured by an avocado would be a kind of ridiculous way to go!

Don Firth


17 Mar 10 - 07:39 PM (#2866442)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Wesley S

On an episode of "Cheers" someone asked Norm how he was doing. His reply was that "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone shorts".


17 Mar 10 - 08:22 PM (#2866474)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Little Hawk

Nothing has tried to eat me today...


17 Mar 10 - 08:29 PM (#2866479)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: frogprince

Didja ever come across the bumper sticker that says "Be nice, eat your honey" ?


17 Mar 10 - 08:39 PM (#2866482)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Dave MacKenzie

I was going to be cremated, but nowadays I feel a bit guilty that nothing's going to eat me after I'm gone!


17 Mar 10 - 09:48 PM (#2866518)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: katlaughing

frogprince, sure it wasn't Bee nice, etc.?**bg**


18 Mar 10 - 03:15 AM (#2866614)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: JennieG

I have a few chains with dingle-dangles on which I wear when I am trying to look girly. One at a time, of course; I don't want to look like trailer trash.

But I don't eat them, and they don't eat me.

Cheers
JennieG


18 Mar 10 - 03:38 AM (#2866623)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: VirginiaTam

Are you a vegetarian? They reportedly taste better.

;-)


18 Mar 10 - 08:52 PM (#2867297)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Smokey.

"I like being eaten" (JMK)

I quite like being drunk.


19 Mar 10 - 05:47 AM (#2867477)
Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Davetnova

I've got a friend with some ginger nuts.