17 Mar 10 - 07:15 AM (#2865897) Subject: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Davetnova I keep seeing this food chain mentiones and am trying to figure out where I am on it. I very rarely eat people, although I devour music avidly, and it is seldom that anybody offers to eat me. Can I find a place on it? I feel excluded. |
17 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM (#2865898) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: catspaw49 I dunno'...........I just finished an egg sandwich myself. It didn't have any chain on it.....just ketchup. Spaw |
17 Mar 10 - 07:32 AM (#2865911) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Davetnova I had a cheese roll. |
17 Mar 10 - 07:59 AM (#2865926) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: catspaw49 I think that says something about each of us. Sadly they seem to be saying it in some other language..................... Spaw |
17 Mar 10 - 08:15 AM (#2865940) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Rapparee Is this like a tire chain or a logging chain? Cuz I don't eat chains, usually. |
17 Mar 10 - 09:32 AM (#2865992) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: John MacKenzie I like being eaten |
17 Mar 10 - 09:35 AM (#2865996) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Mr Happy ON ILKLA MOOR BA'T T'AT Thou'll go and get thy death of cold Then we shall have to bury thee Then the worms will come and eat thee oop @displaysong.cfm?SongID=4461 ********** Conclusion: In t'food chain, worms eat us when we're dead! |
17 Mar 10 - 11:33 AM (#2866065) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: GUEST,Uncle Rumpo While I was in the pub I overheard 2 young fellows from the local rugby team laughing and joking about their recent weekend leisure activities. They were highly amused and pleased with themselves for 'spit-roasting' a young lady team supporter of their mutual acquaintance. Now I know rugby players are not the most civilised members of our community, but since when has cannibalism become acceptable behaviour and something to boast about in public !!!??? |
17 Mar 10 - 03:10 PM (#2866229) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Paul Burke Now honey dear, I know you're goin' to ask Just where I been since you saw me last. Well, I been down where the burgers burn, Yes, I been down on the food chain gang. That food chain gang is a tough old crew, The chef is hard, I'm telling you. He drug me to the cookhouse door And made me eat a petit four. Now honey dear, if he's on my case He's going to boil me a bouillabaisse. Let's kiss goodbye to the duck a l'orange, Let me get away from the food chain gang. |
17 Mar 10 - 06:47 PM (#2866393) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: EBarnacle Define Top. Mosquitos eat us alive, as do certain other insects--Black flies, anyone? |
17 Mar 10 - 07:32 PM (#2866439) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Don Firth I just had a bunch of potato chips with guacamole dip. I think avocados have more to fear from me than I do from them. At least, I hope so! After all, being wrestled to the ground and devoured by an avocado would be a kind of ridiculous way to go! Don Firth |
17 Mar 10 - 07:39 PM (#2866442) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Wesley S On an episode of "Cheers" someone asked Norm how he was doing. His reply was that "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone shorts". |
17 Mar 10 - 08:22 PM (#2866474) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Little Hawk Nothing has tried to eat me today... |
17 Mar 10 - 08:29 PM (#2866479) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: frogprince Didja ever come across the bumper sticker that says "Be nice, eat your honey" ? |
17 Mar 10 - 08:39 PM (#2866482) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Dave MacKenzie I was going to be cremated, but nowadays I feel a bit guilty that nothing's going to eat me after I'm gone! |
17 Mar 10 - 09:48 PM (#2866518) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: katlaughing frogprince, sure it wasn't Bee nice, etc.?**bg** |
18 Mar 10 - 03:15 AM (#2866614) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: JennieG I have a few chains with dingle-dangles on which I wear when I am trying to look girly. One at a time, of course; I don't want to look like trailer trash. But I don't eat them, and they don't eat me. Cheers JennieG |
18 Mar 10 - 03:38 AM (#2866623) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: VirginiaTam Are you a vegetarian? They reportedly taste better. ;-) |
18 Mar 10 - 08:52 PM (#2867297) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Smokey. "I like being eaten" (JMK) I quite like being drunk. |
19 Mar 10 - 05:47 AM (#2867477) Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain? From: Davetnova I've got a friend with some ginger nuts. |