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22 Mar 10 - 10:56 PM (#2869715) Subject: BS: Show us your Mail From: ichMael I was going to empty my deleted email folder and decided to look at some. These are emails that have been filtered out as junk by my ISP. Man, I've been missing some DEALS. Below are just a few of the thousands of "subject lines" from the emails. I didn't read any, didn't open them, never interacted with the people. Don't know how I got on their mailing lists: Fantastic free enlargement pills for your organ Expand your opportunities with a high school diploma Lots of decent Russian women to choose from. Prepare for an emergency. Get a defibrillator. Train to become a cop today Grow your manhood with Free trial [no subject] You won't believe these savings on shower heads. Re: Re: yo mate Unclog your arteries I want you now, tell me reciprocate and get me! Shoe blowout Lucky you. Youre going to Vegas. Re: Drive and talk without your hands As seen on TV storage bags Ever seen Myrtle Beach? Stunning Flooring Options Cheap, Affordable Luxury Baby Formula and Diaper Samples! Get a gas card terpe noid cavil lings Only you can prevent sleep apnea Recession Proof Your Car!! Supermodels are nothing without designers Housekeeping is not just for the rich Family adoption Hey, you forgot about me? Put Dr. in front of your name Medical Portal !!Percocet_Vicodin!! Get the facts on drug rehab Don't miss these restaurant franchise opportunities. Works Even For Threesomes - Try Free Sample Pecker enlargement free trial here Get a toupee. Keep your secret. Hi sweety! Remember me? No soft manhood I selling rolexes for 100$ do you want one? Emery Cat Double Offer Huge dignity makes her happy Re: Re: hi bud RE: Say goodbye to shoe clutter Want better rod-on? Learn Languages like the CIA It's true - this works RE: Show them you are serious! No carnal breakdowns 120% Elliptical sale Excite your pistol |
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22 Mar 10 - 10:57 PM (#2869716) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Stilly River Sage And you thought creative writing was a thing of the past. . . |
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22 Mar 10 - 11:11 PM (#2869721) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Rapparee I'd like to know how to excite my pistol. Mostly it just lays there in the gun safe and doesn't get excited about much of anything. Of course, it's metal with wooden grips but geez! I'd think that something should get it excited. Maybe it has a secret life I don't know about, maybe some sordid affair with one of the shotguns. Good thing I keep the ammo locked up elsewhere or I might end up with a Frankie & Johnny situation. |
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22 Mar 10 - 11:14 PM (#2869725) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: ichMael I think that pistol thing was some sexual stimulant. I couldn't find the one that promised a "rod like high noon." |
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22 Mar 10 - 11:14 PM (#2869726) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Gurney ichMael! the proportion of correspondence offering to enlarge your organ and improve your lovelife! Wherever did they get the idea that YOU needed that? Strange how no-one ever offers to paint your house or even polish your car. Someone somewhere has harvested your address and sold it to spammers. |
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22 Mar 10 - 11:16 PM (#2869731) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: ichMael No doubt on the spammers. Odd thing is, a lot of these I've sent to myself, according to the address of the sender. It's my own email address. I contacted my ISP and they said it was a form of hijacking and not to worry about it. But it disturbs me that my email address is being used to send out offers to excite people's pistols. |
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22 Mar 10 - 11:54 PM (#2869743) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Alice Here is one I just received: Spam:*********, I was just talking about you O RLY? |
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23 Mar 10 - 02:08 AM (#2869776) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: katlaughing ...it's metal with wooden grips but geez.. Sounds like Rapaire's got a bionic woody or an industrial di#**!:-) |
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23 Mar 10 - 05:57 AM (#2869847) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Allan C. Enlarge my organ? Although I suffer greatly from I.A.S, (Instrument Acquisition Syndrome,) I don't own an organ and wouldn't have room for one - especially a large one! |
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23 Mar 10 - 06:23 AM (#2869858) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Lox I'm more interested in the eliptical sale. My imagination is stumped! |
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23 Mar 10 - 06:38 AM (#2869869) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: John MacKenzie Join the pistol club. Their motto is, 'Drink all night, and piss till dawn' |
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23 Mar 10 - 07:51 AM (#2869897) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Dead Horse & fire blanks! :-) |
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23 Mar 10 - 06:26 PM (#2870360) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Mo the caller I just deleted one that got past my spam filter into my inbox. From the UN. offering compensation to victims of spam. Well I suppose if someone caught you once, it's worth someone else having a try. |
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24 Mar 10 - 03:50 AM (#2870563) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: The Fooles Troupe Link to Mail :-) |
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24 Mar 10 - 03:59 AM (#2870565) Subject: RE: BS: Show us your Mail From: Geoff the Duck I don't get anything like that! Have I done something to upset them? Quack! GtD. |