BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?

17 Apr 10 - 01:40 AM (#2888400)
Subject: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: mousethief

DID THE POPE FORGE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Although Democrats in Congress are refusing to discuss the issue, right-thinking Americans are beginning to ask this all-important question in increasing numbers.

It is a well-known fact that Obama has never released his real birth certificate, in spite of the claims of Democrats and other liars. Now it turns out that the truth is even stranger than a birth in Kenya or Indonesia. Pope Benedict XVI, acting under the code name Cardinal Ratzinger, actually forged the document that Democrats have been putting forward as Obama's birth certificate, according to a blog we read just yesterday.

The blogger, who asked that we not reveal his real name out of fear of Democrat hate mongers, recently came into possession of eight-track tapes which are a record of conversations the Pope had with certain operatives, spies, and other lackeys of the Catholic Church.

"Sure I forged his birth certificate," Ratzy says on the tape. "He said he wants to run for president some day, and he promised to sign an executive order denying abortion funding."

Now that we have the actual words of this Nazi child molesting traitor to all America stands for, can we allow the non-American Obama to stay in office? Impeachment proceedings must be undertaken immediately.

Sadly the tapes will not be available for the proceedings. The aforementioned blogger says his dog dropped them into the charcoal grill on the back porch just before the steaks went on.

But we feel certain our righteous cause must prevail.

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17 Apr 10 - 02:17 AM (#2888407)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Joe Offer

I don't know what to say, Alex. Sounds a whole lot closer to the truth than a lot of stuff we see nowadays, so it must be so. Did you say the pope was born in Kenya and adopted by German Nazi parents at an early age; and that he and his fellow Fascist Muslim, Barry Obama, have been buddies for decades? That's almost what they say on FoxNews, isn't it?

-Joe-

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17 Apr 10 - 02:52 AM (#2888411)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Genie

The only part of the true story they left out is the part about Ratzinger actually being an alien, from a galaxy far, far away. : D

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17 Apr 10 - 03:12 AM (#2888415)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Ebbie

Oh, yes, and Obama is MUCH older than he looks. All part of the same deal.

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17 Apr 10 - 03:12 AM (#2888416)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Richard Bridge

ROFLMAO!

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17 Apr 10 - 03:15 AM (#2888418)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: katlaughing

He forged the Constitution, too, right correct?

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17 Apr 10 - 05:53 AM (#2888452)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: John MacKenzie

Yes he can!

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17 Apr 10 - 09:24 AM (#2888512)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: GUEST,999

DID THE POPE FORGE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

It`s a small world. If ya haven`t heard a rumor by 9:00 AM, start one.

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17 Apr 10 - 11:19 AM (#2888562)
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From: Wesley S

Finally the truth has come out. And who says those tin hats are useless??

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17 Apr 10 - 11:51 AM (#2888581)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: SINSULL

They are unless you wear the shiny side inward.

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17 Apr 10 - 11:56 AM (#2888587)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: kendall

And the republican governor of Hawaii who said he saw Obama's birth certificate is a well known liar too, right? Let's see, what is his name...

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17 Apr 10 - 12:08 PM (#2888597)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Jim Dixon

I see a flaw in this conspiracy theory, which will prevent it from ever "going viral" on the Internet.

You've got the Pope and Obama agreeing to do something to suppress abortion. Now every good right-winger knows that all the good guys are against abortion, and all the bad guys are for them, and Obama is definitely a bad guy. (Opinion is divided about the Pope. Some say all this stuff about child molestation is just cooked up by Catholic-haters.)

No, you don't want to suggest that Obama might be doing something good, even inadvertently, and you don't want to drive a wedge between the Catholic right wing and the anti-Catholic right wing, not if you're a true Obama-hating patriot. You need to keep both of those groups on your side.

This advice has been sponsored by the Carville-Matalin Alliance for Truth in Politics.

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17 Apr 10 - 12:12 PM (#2888599)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Rapparee

Actually, Obama was never born. That's really his long-overdue mother in the White House.

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17 Apr 10 - 03:17 PM (#2888706)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: MarkS

It is true he was never born. He was cloned from embryonic stem cells taken from George Soros, grown to maturity in a secret vat at Area 51 in Nevada, and smuggled into the Democratic Party by Bill Clinton, who was looking for a way to keep Hillary at home.
Clinton, when asked for comment, said something about "the best laid (oops, sorry) plans" oft come undone.

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17 Apr 10 - 03:32 PM (#2888714)
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From: Q (Frank Staplin)

For once, TRUTH in Mudcat.

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17 Apr 10 - 04:11 PM (#2888726)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: John MacKenzie

Oh don't say that FFS. Next thing you know, we'll be getting homilies in red writing added to our posts!

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17 Apr 10 - 06:35 PM (#2888796)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Joe Offer

You never stop, do you, John? You seem to be able to hold a grudge for a long, long time. Do you even remember what's you're so angry about?
-Joe-

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17 Apr 10 - 09:48 PM (#2888905)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: mousethief

John: Oh don't say that FFS. Next thing you know, we'll be getting homilies in red writing added to our posts!

Better than letters in green.

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17 Apr 10 - 11:12 PM (#2888947)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Joe Offer

Hallelujah!

Green is keen for Rapaire!!!

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17 Apr 10 - 11:42 PM (#2888958)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Amos

Why would you boost a guy who talks to cisterns and can't spell?

He's obviously not responsible and should not be sent money. Send same instead to me, and as his executor I will see his needs are cared for. Water, three times a day, and bread with Marmite.

The rest to administrative overhead.


A

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17 Apr 10 - 11:50 PM (#2888962)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Marmite? Torture worse than waterboarding!

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17 Apr 10 - 11:53 PM (#2888964)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: mousethief

Waterboarding isn't torture. George Bush said so.

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18 Apr 10 - 01:43 AM (#2888994)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Sawzaw

Yes the Pope did it but he buggered the O first which resulted in his addiction to cigarettes.

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18 Apr 10 - 05:03 AM (#2889043)
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From: Richard Bridge

Marmite XO has landed. Magnificent!

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19 Apr 10 - 04:18 AM (#2889597)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: The Fooles Troupe

There are three religious truths:

a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

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19 Apr 10 - 07:03 AM (#2889693)
Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: catspaw49

Well, ya' see, a Northern Baptist says, "There ain't no Hell," and a Southern Baptist says, "The hell there ain't!

Spaw

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