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BS: A True Gift....

19 Apr 10 - 07:51 PM (#2890229)
Subject: BS: A True Gift....
From: Rapparee

NEW YORK (AP) -- Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, as a paperweight.

The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy's desk "than on my chest 'cause they're awful."


19 Apr 10 - 07:57 PM (#2890237)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Bat Goddess

You can't make this stuff up...

Linn


19 Apr 10 - 09:06 PM (#2890285)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: gnu

Ahhh... true love... it is to swoon for.


19 Apr 10 - 10:29 PM (#2890330)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: mousethief

Will this be shown live on their cable TV show?


19 Apr 10 - 11:06 PM (#2890349)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Amos

Obviously she has given some weighty thought to her choice of gifts. On the road to Truth, every barrier must be removed.

She's right--they are awful.


Fra Tocare Qundum Licet
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19 Apr 10 - 11:25 PM (#2890362)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: katlaughing

How useful is a paperweight if it's over a mouthful in size?


19 Apr 10 - 11:33 PM (#2890368)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: mousethief

Who sticks paperweights in their mouth?


19 Apr 10 - 11:42 PM (#2890376)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: katlaughing

*Groan*...no one, I hope. It was a pun gone bad, I guess..ya know the old "anything over a hand/mouthfull is wasted/too much/etc."


20 Apr 10 - 12:50 AM (#2890400)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Rowan

And I prefer my paperweights to be easily grasped without them flopping all over the place and imitating (poorly, in my opinion) marshmallows or Turkish Delights.

Cheers, Rowan


20 Apr 10 - 04:08 AM (#2890450)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Michael

Ozzy will look a right tit with one of those on his desk.

And where is the other one? He can't remember where he leftit.

Mike


20 Apr 10 - 06:17 AM (#2890492)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Dave the Gnome

I bet everytime he does some paperwork he feels a right tit...

:D (eG)


20 Apr 10 - 06:19 AM (#2890493)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Georgiansilver

Hope he can keep abreast of all his work


20 Apr 10 - 06:26 AM (#2890496)
Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift....
From: Micca

Obviously a gift in the German sense of the word!