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01 May 10 - 04:38 AM (#2897896) Subject: BS: Iceland volcano jokes From: GUEST,Roger the Skiffles sans cookie It's a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle. · I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a "weapon of ash eruption". · It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe. · Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it. · Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash. · Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone. · Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually". · I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland. · Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda? · Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I've been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years. RtS |
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01 May 10 - 05:04 AM (#2897898) Subject: RE: BS: Iceland volcan jokes From: Arnie What does Cheryl Cole have in common with the Icelandic volcano? They both chucked out Ash recently. |
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01 May 10 - 04:17 PM (#2898187) Subject: RE: BS: Iceland volcan jokes From: Tug the Cox Cheryl not blowing Ash anymore? |