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BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe

25 May 10 - 09:05 AM (#2913896)
Subject: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Last night, for no apparent reason, my big toe started to hurt. Within hours it was red, swollen and unbendable. GOOGLE search says gout. But I say "What the hell?" I gave up my evening wine on the first of the month and now I get gout?????
I don't remember kicking anything. Dare not take aspirin if it's gout. Some of the high blood pressure meds I take can cause uric acid build up.
So I sit at my desk with an ice pack on my foot pissed off enough to go buy a bottle of bourbon.
Mary


25 May 10 - 09:21 AM (#2913906)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: John MacKenzie

Might help!


25 May 10 - 09:40 AM (#2913914)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Just remembered how I hurt it. DOH! There are several levels at the new office with stairs. My desk is next to a level about a foot and a half higher. The door is off that level and pass keys weren't working. So when anyone was locked out I got up and let them in. Obviously it was ridiculous to walk to the stairway and back to the door so I hopped up the level and down. On one of thos downers, I felt my knee and foot go OUCH!.
At least I won't go back to drinking to prove a point.
SINS


25 May 10 - 10:48 AM (#2913940)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Rapparee

You might see a doctor, though. It could be broken.


25 May 10 - 10:52 AM (#2913942)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Definitely not broken. It moves. Ice is working. It is have as big as it was this morning.
I hate getting old. Everything is wearing out.
SINS


25 May 10 - 11:58 AM (#2913987)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: jeffp

If you can keep it elevated, that will help too.


25 May 10 - 01:33 PM (#2914057)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Charmion

Definitely go to the doc -- whatever's causing it, you have a raging inflammation there.

Have you considered an ingrown toenail? When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.


25 May 10 - 01:53 PM (#2914070)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Not an ingrown toenail. Inflammation but not infection and it is responding to ice. Swelling and redness down. Can bend the little beauty again. Maybe gout - but very unfair. Apparently healthy eating and drinkingare bad for me.


25 May 10 - 01:57 PM (#2914074)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: katlaughing

Gout will go away. Rog has had a touch of it in the past; he chose not to do much except slow down on any wine, esp. red which he seems to have developed an allergy to, anyway. Keep nursing it and see how it is in a day or two, then maybe doc. Oh, and next time, take the stairs!**bg**

luvyaMarigold!

kat


25 May 10 - 02:05 PM (#2914078)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

I have been into healthy eating and it's been good for me. Now, the drinking, well....


25 May 10 - 02:41 PM (#2914111)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Rapparee

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation


25 May 10 - 03:00 PM (#2914130)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Kinky, Rap.


25 May 10 - 03:06 PM (#2914134)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

Mac and old cheddar cheese. With lots of pepper, COLD skim milk and fresh hot biscuits... with Omega 3 healthy margerine of course.


25 May 10 - 07:40 PM (#2914318)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Mrrzy

For gout, drink cranberry juice. The alkali inhibits the formation of the painful crystals.


25 May 10 - 10:10 PM (#2914379)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Bobert

For gout, drink moonshine!!!

Forget all them home remedies... They won't work... Get you some good shine and drink a shot glass three times a day... One in the am, one in the afternoon and the last at night before bed... Three days an' the toe will be fine...

Doc Bobert


26 May 10 - 02:18 AM (#2914426)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: JennieG

And if it's not fine, you won't care anyway.......

Right, Doc?

Cheers
JennieG


26 May 10 - 02:35 AM (#2914430)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: My guru always said

Mac & cheese & Moonshine for Gout? Wish I knew that while Dad was with us but I'll remember just in case *grin*

As Rap says, R I C E is your best bet Mary, take some R&R too!


26 May 10 - 08:19 AM (#2914548)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Update. I am beginning to think it was a spider bite. I get really quick and nasty reactions to them. Ice packs work. My toe is absolutely normal this morning. Minor swelling and redness but no pain. And it bends again. Very weird. Yesterday I had visions of gangrene and amputation.
Does gout disappear as fast as it appeared? I don't think so.
And thank you for all that useless advice. Except of course for Rap.
SINS, AKA Twinkletoes


26 May 10 - 10:24 AM (#2914601)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: frogprince

Sinsull, the red-toed 'catter
Had a tender swollen toe,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows!


26 May 10 - 11:38 AM (#2914658)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Bettynh

There's a correlation between lead poisoning and gout. Neither would heal in a couple days, tho. Ben Franklin had the gout, maybe caused by lead fortified wine. Moonshiners who use old radiators for stills can get lead poisoning and gout. So careful whose 'shine you use for a cure!
Flaking (mostly white) paint and antique plumbing are the major current worries for lead poiseoning.


26 May 10 - 12:04 PM (#2914676)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Rapparee

Which is why BOTH of the stills my brother has are made from good, honest, copper and lead-free solder. If you use lead in a 'shine still you could get into trouble with the FDA!


26 May 10 - 12:07 PM (#2914679)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: GUEST,Neil D

For gout try dried black cherries.


26 May 10 - 02:56 PM (#2914787)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

Always run your cold water first thing in the morning until you feel that "water main" temperature in the faucet. Same thing when you arrive home if you have been away all day. Same for the hot water.

And, if you have a lead entrance, replace it with copper or Kitek. I prefer type K copper but get quotes on both. If you go with Kitec (plastic) you may will have to install a new ground for the electrical system.


26 May 10 - 03:11 PM (#2914795)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

gnu,
My co-op in NYC had to do major plumbing to comply with NYC lead regulations. But to our surprise, the levels in two buildings were still high. Why? Because the city's side of the connection was lead and they were under no obligation to change it NOR COULD WE.
So we ran water in the morning and flushed toilets to get any water that had been standing overnight through the system.
BIG SIGH.
SINS


26 May 10 - 03:27 PM (#2914809)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Becca72

Gout would also be hot to the touch. My ex has it and it never "went away" without the very nasty medication to make it do so.

And there's nothing a doc will do for a broken toe.


26 May 10 - 08:30 PM (#2914989)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie

'Fess up, Sins. You was just lookin' fer an excuse to pop the cork an a bottle of good Cabernet. Damn toe betrayed you and got better too soon.


27 May 10 - 03:00 AM (#2915131)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: My guru always said

Never drink red wine from an old pewter goblet, that'll leech the lead!


27 May 10 - 07:56 AM (#2915222)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Soooooo. The poor old big toe recovered rather quickly leading me to believe it was a spider bite. But this morning I side stepped a cat and slammed my other foot into a piece of furniture.
Not likely that my middle toe is broken but it hurts worse than the big toe did. SIGH.
So once again I am swollen and red and hurting. It is so hard to wear a shoe. WHIIIIINE!
At least they didn't both happen at once.
SINS, gimping.


27 May 10 - 10:22 AM (#2915302)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

Git yerself sone steel-toed work boots.


27 May 10 - 10:44 AM (#2915320)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

And wear them to bed??????


27 May 10 - 11:44 AM (#2915350)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Toe and foot are a lovely shade of grey blue. Kind of like the ocean. Meantime the guy across the aisle pulled a muscle in his leg. He was sitting on ice and didn't realize his plastic bag was leaking. Looks like he had another kind of accident. The walking wounded. HEH HEH


27 May 10 - 05:05 PM (#2915535)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

To bed... sure, just don't wear them outside. Safety first, eh?


27 May 10 - 05:44 PM (#2915567)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1

The "if it bends, its not broken" thing is a myth. When I was eight, I broke both bones in my forearm at a roller skating rink. I wasn't taken to the emergency room right away because I could bend the arm and wrist. I ended up in a cast for almost three months.


27 May 10 - 05:52 PM (#2915573)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: open mike

a bear?

gout is often from eating too much meat..
and can be from a build-up or uric acid.

the main thing to do is drink copious
amounts of water, from what i hear.


27 May 10 - 06:13 PM (#2915580)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

But, wine is mostly water, no?


27 May 10 - 06:24 PM (#2915587)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Ebbie

Sinsull, you need a caretaker. lol


27 May 10 - 07:14 PM (#2915631)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie

Sins,

Walk much?


27 May 10 - 07:19 PM (#2915632)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe (Ol' Slewfoot?)
From: Severn

SINSULL!

Don't you realize the cause of your "agony of de feet" was MAINE TOE POISONING?....


SINS-cerely,
Doc Savage
(Man of Bronze & Brainze)










The bill is in the mail........


28 May 10 - 11:15 AM (#2915999)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Not now, Janie. This new place has a gym and I was looking forward to the treadmill and ellipticals. maybe when i get back from the long weekend.

Sev - glad to see your sense of humor has not abandoned you.

Meantime two toes are burised and there is a 2" diameter bruis on the top of my foot. Ice and elevation. It really hurts to wear a shoe but I have to be in work today.

And HALLALULAH! The Jehovah Witnesses are in town for a convention and using our parking garage (a public garage) as their central meeting place. I had to sjhow my parking pass to get past the guy blocking the entrance. Nearly ran him down.

Grumpy


28 May 10 - 04:46 PM (#2916202)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Naemanson

Sorry to hear about your troubles. Here on the island gout is very common. Nobody eats well and meat and fish are the big items on the menu. There's always someone laid up with gout.

I agree you should see a doctor.


28 May 10 - 04:50 PM (#2916208)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Thanks Brett. No gout. It came and went in less than 48 hours.
The stubbed toe is not so cooperative. It keeps getting more and more swollen as the bruise dissipates. Shoes hurt. As does walking.
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!


28 May 10 - 06:00 PM (#2916258)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Severn

Mary*,

Can you get your yearly dues in The Jehovah's Witness Protection refunded if you can prove they've actually located you?





*If they hear me referring to you as SINS, They'll definitely seek you out, and then we can probably consider you "forgiven up for lost".


28 May 10 - 07:15 PM (#2916294)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Bastards let out their revival at 5PM just in time to screw up the parking garage and drive brainlessly down the streets at 5mph. They must really trust in the lord. I and about 50 other normally laid back Mainers were ready to force them off the road into ditches. Most cme from nJ which explains a lot about the driving.
Meantime the piggy who stayed home and the one with the roast beef are really swollen and bruised. The one who had no roast beef looks as if he pigged out on it.
All hurt and I am tired of stumbling around the office pretending they don't hurt. Piggies on ice tonight.
SINS, who does not handle minor pain well.

And what the hell was the guy doing in the Ladies Rest Room for two hours? SHEESH! THat's where I went to take off the shoe and give the piggies a break. Plus some asshole actually raised his voice at me on the phone. I replied in my sweetest customer service drawn out drawl "You have a real good day and thank you." He slammed the phone down so I guess I won. LOL
Now for a four day weekend.
M


28 May 10 - 07:32 PM (#2916301)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: frogprince

A true toe story from over 20 years ago, that I still don't understand to this day. Banged a toe badly on the iron bed leg in my little apartment. It hurt like hell for two days. Then I managed to bang it the same way again. Sat on the bed in tears for a bit. Did manage to fall asleep before too long. Woke up, and the toe didn't hurt a bit. So maybe if you just kick something hard?


28 May 10 - 07:46 PM (#2916313)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Bill D

Toes & fingers are delicate... I once grabbed at a kitten at it ran under a footstool and jammed my middle finger on the stool. It hurt a LOT ...and took weeks to recover.

I hope this eases soon...(are sandals an option?)


29 May 10 - 12:47 AM (#2916400)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: katlaughing

Now is definitely the time for RICE and do nothing this weekend, but keep it up, up, up! And, hire someone to come over to place SOFT bumper guards on all bedsteads, table legs, wallboards, etc. on which you may stub another.:-)

luvyaMarigold,

kat


29 May 10 - 06:54 AM (#2916469)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1

I think we ought to just cocoon her in bubblewrap.


29 May 10 - 12:19 PM (#2916617)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Ebbie

How are your body parts today, Sinsull? Anything new? (A concrete building block fell from table height on my big toe once. Wore a sandal on that foot for three weeks.)


30 May 10 - 06:34 AM (#2917117)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Bat Goddess

I've broken two toes in my life (so far) -- the first from accidently kicking a pile of books on a late night trip to the bathroom (hurt like hell at the time, but didn't notice it was broken til the next day after walking to the beach and back -- a few miles) and the second time a few years ago when I tried to avoid stepping on a cat.

You can't do much about a broken toe except try to tape it to the toe next to it and avoid kicking anything. All an x-ray would have done was cost money and justified the doctor charging even more money.

Linn


30 May 10 - 10:47 AM (#2917181)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Hello all. STill bruised and swollen but getting better. I stayed barefoot and home yesterday and will today too. Elevated, iced and gave me an excuse to read my book.
Missed two huge flea markets and a chance to tour the Bounty. So much for my four day weekend.
The middle toe (the one choking down roast beef) may be broken but as Linn said all they will do is tape it and I can do that. I will see whay I have in the line of sandals. Barefoot feels best.
WHIIIIINE
I don't know what I will do if I ever get seriously ill. I don't do well with discomfort.
SINS


30 May 10 - 03:15 PM (#2917314)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: jacqui.c

I don't know what I will do if I ever get seriously ill. I don't do well with discomfort.

I'll be there looking after you and giving you a slap round back of the head to give you something to whine about.

Now, if that doesn't put you off the very idea of serious illness......


30 May 10 - 05:23 PM (#2917369)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

That's what friends are for.


30 May 10 - 06:28 PM (#2917398)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth

Gotta watch the Klutz Factor. . . .

Couple of days ago, I'm in my wheelchair, coming out of the bathroom. I'm wearing socks, but not shoes, and my feet are resting on the wheelchair's footplates. I headed out fairly briskly and managed to arrange a collision between my left foot and the door jam!

I said a really bad word! Or two!

Thought I'd broken a couple of toes, but that was a few days ago and they seem to be okay now. Still a bit tender, though.

Not the first time I've pulled a stunt like that.

Don Firth


30 May 10 - 06:56 PM (#2917409)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Leadfingers

Five little pigs walk into a bar - First Little Piggy asks for a Dry Sherry - Second Little Piggy asks for a Jack Daniels - Third Little Piggy asks for a Drambui - Fourth Little Piggy asks for a Scotch - Fifth Little Piggy asks for Ten Pints Of Black and Tan !
The Barman says " All your little friends have ordered LITTLE drinks , but you've ordered Ten pints of B;ack and Tan - WHY ?"
And the Fifth Little Piggy says "I'm the Little Piggy thats going to go Wee Wee all the way home"


30 May 10 - 09:00 PM (#2917460)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1

Terry - CELLAR!


30 May 10 - 10:03 PM (#2917480)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

I liked it Terry.


04 Jun 10 - 04:40 PM (#2920756)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

GRRRRR!
So one of the guys at work is hobbling around on crutches and getting lots of sympathy. He hit his toe and says it is broken but it doesn't look half as bad as mine did.
You guys are a bunch of sissies!
I showed him mine and he said "Wow that's swollen." Yeah and I'm not on crutches! His is only red and bruised.
But - I won fifth prize in a Bump-It contest (don't ask) and a $100 Gift Card in a raffle. WHOO WHOO.


04 Jun 10 - 06:32 PM (#2920840)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1

I'll trade your sore toe for my smashed finger...


05 Jun 10 - 02:07 PM (#2921334)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie

Sins, if the toes keep bothering you, bang your head real good on the corner of the opened door of a kitchen cabinet. It'll take your mind off the toes.


05 Jun 10 - 02:18 PM (#2921340)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

Tami?


06 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM (#2921810)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

Janie?
I don't think I am getting a whole lot of sympathy here. LOL
Tami?
A boo boo?
M


06 Jun 10 - 01:49 PM (#2921842)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

Tami must be having a hard time typing.


06 Jun 10 - 06:37 PM (#2922018)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1

Yes, typing one-handed was challenging. Smashed the middle finger of my right hand under an armload of firewood I was delivering to a camper last weekend. Definitely bruised, possibly broken, but as it's just the tip, nothing that can be done for it other than my having to cough up the co-pay and whatever percent that my insurance won't cover only to be told nothing they can do for it. I think it's probably just really badly bruised, though. Most of the swelling has gone down and I no longer look like I was fingerprinted, so I'm guessing I'm gonna live.


07 Jun 10 - 03:55 PM (#2922568)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth

Good grief, Sinsull, it just occurred to me that it's been going on about two weeks now. Have you had your quack take a look at it? Might not be a bad idea.

OUCH!!   Damn!!

Don Firth


07 Jun 10 - 04:16 PM (#2922588)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu

Always with the porno, Don!

Heheheheeee


07 Jun 10 - 04:32 PM (#2922606)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL

The foot is still hurting too. I suspect a bad sprain. If it is broken there is nothing that can be done beyond what I am doing. it is relatively painless until I put a shoe on.


08 Jun 10 - 07:08 PM (#2923456)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1

Hey, where's the sympathy for the little ranger?


08 Jun 10 - 07:17 PM (#2923467)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: frogprince

Yah; the little ranger has more pain in her little finger right now than most of you have in your whole pudgy butts!


08 Jun 10 - 08:43 PM (#2923540)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth

"Always with the porno?" Oh, yeah.

I pulled up Google, clicked on "Image," then put in "sore toe." A whole bunch of black-and-blue toes came up, and then there she was! I figured, "Okay. She'll do."

Figured Sinsull could probably use a snicker. I hope it worked.

Don Firth


08 Jun 10 - 10:44 PM (#2923597)
Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: katlaughing

I'm still wondering where the bear is and did anyone, say a ranger do anything for him and his sore toe?*bg*

Feel better alla yawlz!