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02 Jun 10 - 09:27 PM (#2919477) Subject: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Bobert Hey, ya'll... Here's the deal... I was doing a little work yesterday down in my pond fielod and it was trying to rain... Now here in the Blue Ridge Mountian we have lots of tree frogs and when it's just about gettin' ready to rain they will begin chirpin'... So yesterday was one of those days and one of them tree frogs started chirpin' and next think ya' know I hear a male turkey respondin'... Every time that frog chirped the turkey chirped on back... No I know that I mihgt have misse a few days in school... Especially those that had to do with, ahhhhhh, you know... Yucky stuff so... ...I rteckon that this turkey had the hots fir this tree frog and was wonderin' if they have a bright future??? 'Er not??? B~ |
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02 Jun 10 - 09:32 PM (#2919484) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Bill D "What a wonderful bird the frog are..." Google it. |
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02 Jun 10 - 09:49 PM (#2919498) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Ed T I suspect frogs legs and Turkey legs both taste like chicken? http://allaboutfrogs.org/ |
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02 Jun 10 - 09:53 PM (#2919501) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: mousethief This has all the makings of a folk song. King kong kitchy eat your heart out. |
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02 Jun 10 - 10:08 PM (#2919509) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Finally someone here asks a good question... - Chongo |
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02 Jun 10 - 10:23 PM (#2919517) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Sandy Mc Lean Several years ago a bull moose swam about a mile to a small island of Cape Breton. It was believed by government naturalists that he responded to a mating call from the island's foghorn. I horny story but true! |
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02 Jun 10 - 10:47 PM (#2919526) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: LadyJean My sister has a lot of tree frogs near her place, but the turkeys weren't interested. Now I met a lady who was horrified when a rabbit tried to mate with her cat. The cat was very willing. The lady was shocked and, she told me, called the vet to see if she would have a "cabbit". |
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03 Jun 10 - 12:08 AM (#2919558) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Rapparee No, but maybe a "rat". The toms were probably thinking the frogs were hens, Bobert. I think the toms musta been hard of hearin' or somethin'. |
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03 Jun 10 - 02:12 AM (#2919586) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: catspaw49 I suppose they can Bobertz........We have some folks around here who are proof that Chimps buttfucked water buffalo........ Spaw |
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03 Jun 10 - 02:24 AM (#2919595) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Gurney We had a lost young Elephant Seal here who was trying to court the local cows. Elephant seals don't normally come here. Particularly female ones. |
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03 Jun 10 - 03:05 AM (#2919607) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity TIA and Frogprince? |
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03 Jun 10 - 06:58 AM (#2919668) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T God Forbid! Christmas would never be the same again. Imagine how you would go about catching a wet, slippery bird that can jump twenty five feet. Don T |
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03 Jun 10 - 09:25 AM (#2919712) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: MMario The tom was just turning the tables on that froggie that went a courting. |
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03 Jun 10 - 09:39 AM (#2919719) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Uncle_DaveO If a mouse will do, why not a turkey? Dave Oesterreich |
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03 Jun 10 - 10:08 AM (#2919730) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Arthur_itus Was the turkey giving the frog a gobble? |
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03 Jun 10 - 11:18 AM (#2919778) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Rapparee They could have made a lovely couple, I think. And their offspring would be known as "fruckeys". |
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03 Jun 10 - 11:25 AM (#2919783) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: SINSULL Or Troggs. Wild thing! You make my heart sing... |
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03 Jun 10 - 11:30 AM (#2919787) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: GUEST,999 Can a turkey mate with a frog??? Y`ever take a gooood look at Dick Cheney . . . |
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03 Jun 10 - 01:13 PM (#2919836) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Charmion You know, here in Ontario the turkey is a bye-word for stupid ... |
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03 Jun 10 - 03:56 PM (#2919956) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Gurney Charmion, I had a workmate who had a T-shirt with the legend: 'It's hard to fly like an Eagle when you work with Turkeys!' He wasn't very popular. |
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03 Jun 10 - 04:25 PM (#2919982) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Melissa ..it's all fun and games until the eggs are born. Whether she's frog or turkey, the female never quite recovers. She's either shredded or drowned in the process of creating a family. |
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03 Jun 10 - 05:24 PM (#2920020) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Donuel The chirps of the woodland toads here in the spring have a mating song that starts with a single note and a magor third then adds an extra note week after week until the main event arrives and a major seven augmented 5th chord is sounded at the peak of mating season. The chord is compelling in its volume and urgency for resolution. |
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03 Jun 10 - 10:26 PM (#2920211) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: robomatic If you give the turkey black, it might! |
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04 Jun 10 - 08:51 AM (#2920448) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Bobert Well, ol' Tom is gonna have himself a good ol' day... We had a gully-washer of a rain yesterday and it half filled my dry pond... So last night the frogs dug themselves outta the mud and they are down there just carryin' on this mornin'... B~ |
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04 Jun 10 - 09:18 AM (#2920464) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: SINSULL Do turkeys eat frogs? Maybe he is a'huntin' not a'courtin'. |
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04 Jun 10 - 03:47 PM (#2920716) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Skivee Gull-dang, Mr ex-presidential-candidate Bober5t. You mountain folk can turn anything into porn! I suppose that it gits kinds quiet up in those hollars, huh? If those two actually go it on the results could be frightening. Imagine the sight of turkey-frogs hopping and flying around the yard, their big sticky tongues snapping up mega-mosquitoes from the side of the feed lot, chirping and gobbling while they flap their way over the fence to prey on the chickens next door. The mega-mosquitoes would be a mistaken experiment by Monsanto that would have terrible consequences later. |
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04 Jun 10 - 06:32 PM (#2920841) Subject: RE: BS: Can a turkey mate with a frog??? From: Bobert Yeah, Skivz... Does get kinda quiet up here but... ... I was down below this afternoon and them frogs was horny... I mean, they only mate once a year and it's usually i April but these guys had dig in 'casue the pond was dry (at least looked dry) so I reckon they hadn't *had any* for going on 15 months... Now I heard ol' Tom early when the frogs were just getting started but when they all got it going I reckon scared Tom the heck outta here... I mean, he would have prolly looked like Marilyn Monroe in a 50s GI camp to them frogs... Ol' Tom prolly just sneaked away... I woulda... Heck, I didn't want to get too close to them frogs myself... I mean, I just read in the National Enguirer about... Nevermind, gonna give me bad dreams... B~ |