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BS: I did not have sex with...

08 Jun 10 - 07:56 AM (#2922981)
Subject: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bobert

...that woman, Nikki Haley!!!

But seems that lotta other people have... Yup, the leading candidate for the South Carolina's governors primasry and Tea Party favorite seems to have been around... And around... And around...

But I wanted ti make it perfectly clear that I not only did not have sex with her but that I also have never met the woman...

That's my story and until someone comes up with pictorial evidence to the contrary, I'm stickin' to it...

However, word on the street is that at least one Mudcatter has had sex with her but, hey, you know about that word on th street stuff...

B~


08 Jun 10 - 09:08 AM (#2923028)
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From: olddude

bobster,
me thinks you doth protest too strongly ... hmmmmmmmm
LOL ...


08 Jun 10 - 09:44 AM (#2923056)
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From: GUEST,Tarzan

... that gorilla!


08 Jun 10 - 10:09 AM (#2923076)
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From: olddude

Chongo did !


08 Jun 10 - 10:17 AM (#2923079)
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From: frogprince

Bobert, to be quite honest, I'm a little disappointed in you for coming up with this in quite this way. It smacks a little too much of plain slur against someone because she's a tea party favorite.
It get's weird out there, though; I hadn't really become aware of Haley until Republican state senator Jale Knotts came up with his "innocent joke" of referring to her as a rag head. I didn't look into it more at the time, and had no idea that it was a case of a Republican redneck saying something like that about a tea-party type Republican. Like, who's on first here?


08 Jun 10 - 10:19 AM (#2923080)
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From: frogprince

...and what is "get's" a contraction for?...


08 Jun 10 - 10:32 AM (#2923086)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: frogprince

...and is Jale Knotts a twin brother to Jake Knotts?...


08 Jun 10 - 10:49 AM (#2923098)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: frogprince

Besides which, she was raised a Sikh, is now a Methodist, and the geniuses out there are saying that she is really still a Hindu. It really makes me wish that she was at least a political moderate, so that I could want to see her trounce idjits like that in the election.


08 Jun 10 - 10:56 AM (#2923102)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bill D

South Carolina sure has been getting its share of 'interesting' headlines the last year or so. Is it the air? Or are they just showing us why we should have allowed them to secede?


08 Jun 10 - 12:04 PM (#2923146)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

Bobert, Tarzan, Jane, Marilyn Monroe, Deja Thoris, The Girl Next Door, My Little Angel, My Little Pony, Stewball, Oscar Wilde, Dolley Madison, Dale Earnhardt, Mrs. David Beckham, Rahm Emmanuel, a 1957 Chevy, J. Edgar Hoover, the Power Girls, Wonder Woman, Catwoman, the Bride of Frankenstein, a Martin "Dreadnought", Laura Bush, Larry Craig, Frankie, Jane Austen, Mary Shelley, Elizabeth I or II or the Great, Dale Evans, Trigger, the Spice Girls, Squirrel Tooth Alice, Lola Montez, Messilina, What's-Her-Name, or La Belle Dame Sans Merci.

I may think of others.


08 Jun 10 - 12:30 PM (#2923155)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bobert

Glad to hear you didn't have sex with a '57 Chevy, Rap... I heard you was a Ford man...

B;~)


08 Jun 10 - 12:36 PM (#2923162)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: JohnInKansas

I'm afraid I've not heard much of South Carolina in the news; but that's not surprising since in Kansas the only issue is whether a candidate is a born-again bigot or a backslider who promises to become one.

A cursory search1 to see what scandal might surround the candidate Nikki Haley found only one reference to ...last week's vindictive move by S.C. House Speaker Bobby Harrell and his band of boy toys (led by Majority Leader Jimmy Merrill) .... (undated, so last week could be some time ago)

So is the situation one in which both sides accuse the other(s) in this race of having lots of boy toys?

Maybe Bobert also needs to deny having sex with Jimmy Merrill and Bob Harrell as well(?)

1 I might have found more if I hadn't searched images only; but of course my first question was whether Bobert might feel he was missing out on something. That question remains unresolved, as I'm insufficiently familiar with S. C. standards of attractiveness. (I didn't see any mention of whether she has a tractor.)

John


08 Jun 10 - 12:38 PM (#2923165)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bobert

Thanks, John... Yeah, ya'll... I didn't have sex with either of those guys either...

Anyone else out there???


08 Jun 10 - 12:44 PM (#2923171)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: frogprince

When it comes right down to it, I think only a handful of "cat people" know the name of the only person whom I can't say I haven't had sex with for the last thirty years.


08 Jun 10 - 12:49 PM (#2923174)
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From: mousethief

She's not my type.


08 Jun 10 - 12:55 PM (#2923178)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

...Martin Gibson, Condi Rice, Madame Nhu, Emelda Marcos, Paris Hilton, Bess Truman, Little Hawk, a 1951 Citroen, Queen Mab, Pocahantas, Elton John, Edward II, Francisco Franco, Donatien Alphonse François, Karl Marx, Nadezhda Krupskaya, Bossy, Charlotte Corday, Old Paint, Tonto, Che Guevara, Ann Hathaway...


08 Jun 10 - 01:06 PM (#2923185)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bobert

But how about Tonto's horse, Rap???


08 Jun 10 - 01:12 PM (#2923189)
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From: mousethief

Tonto's horse wasn't Rap, Tonto's horse was Scout.


08 Jun 10 - 01:28 PM (#2923200)
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From: pdq

Giddum up, Scout.


08 Jun 10 - 01:46 PM (#2923220)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

...Puff the Magic Dragon, Lady Mondegreen, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Dora the Explorer, Priscilla Alden, Freya, Rin-Tin-Tin, the Three Marys, Eleanor Roosevelt, Ann Boleyn, Isis, Loki, Eva Braun, Andrew Libby, Mrs. Murphy, Woodrow Wilson Smith, Wyoming Knott, Clarissa MacDougall, Worsel, Hilda Burroughs, Martha Jane Cannary, Apollo...


08 Jun 10 - 01:52 PM (#2923227)
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From: Little Hawk

...Winona Ryder. Not yet. (sob!)


08 Jun 10 - 02:00 PM (#2923242)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

How do you pronounce a capital letter?


08 Jun 10 - 02:14 PM (#2923255)
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From: Little Hawk

With additional EMphasis!


08 Jun 10 - 02:59 PM (#2923298)
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From: Bill D

a ˈka-pə-təl, ˈkap-təl\ \ˈle-tər\


08 Jun 10 - 03:22 PM (#2923317)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

"one of the strongest fiscal conservatives in state government"

If she did have sex with you Bobert, that would be perfectly understandable, you being the sophisticated and amiable fellow you are. And no doubt it was long before you met the P-vine.

But if she's one of those Republicsns who cuts health care for the poor and lets the bridges fall down, that is bad. Real bad.

Let's get our priorities in order.

=========
Did you know there is a stretch of railroad called the P-vine?


08 Jun 10 - 03:34 PM (#2923324)
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From: olddude

Be honest with ya, I had to look her up... didn't know who she was or what she was running for... but I live in NY state ... We need a decent governor in my state, heck I will take the losing guy/girl from any other state happily if we change what we got ...


08 Jun 10 - 04:24 PM (#2923350)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Hey, break into her place and get that dress back!!..she might have kept it!

GfS


08 Jun 10 - 04:55 PM (#2923365)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

...Belle Starr, d'Eon, Cheng I Sao, Anna Pavlova, Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, any sort of Kaiser-Willys, Eclipse, Mary Magdalene, Shin Saimdang, Jenghis Khan, Pope Alexander VI, Aud, Caesar Augustus, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Herod the Great, Immanuel Kant, Francis the Talking Mule, Ma Kettle, Daisy Duke, Godiva of Coventry, Ronald McDonald (the clown), Pearl Hart...


08 Jun 10 - 06:14 PM (#2923412)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: frogprince

Long ago, just after seeing the movie "What's Up, Pussycat?', I dreamt that I was sitting in the bathtub messing around with Ursalla Andress. That's by far the closest I've ever come to having sex with anyone famous.


08 Jun 10 - 06:58 PM (#2923446)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bobert

Yeah, leeneia... I know about the "Peavine Railroad"... Ran in central Mississippi... There's a blues song about it entitled "Peavine Blues"...

B~


08 Jun 10 - 08:18 PM (#2923522)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

...a 2-8-8-4, Helen of Troy, Scipio Africanus, Tȟašúŋke Witkó, Roman Polanski, Tȟatȟáŋka Íyotake, Montezuma II, Pearl Pureheart, Elisabeth Bathory, Ann of Greengables, Polly Wollydoodle, Olive Oyl, The Lily of the West, Hermione Granger, Poor Pearl Bryan, Virginia Dare, Squanto, Mackenzie King, Sir John Franklin OR his wife, John J. Pershing, Hillary Clinton, Parris Island, Friday, Captain Ahab, Millicent Veronica Willson, Marion Davies, Edith Bolling, Tex Ritter, Henry McCarty, any cattle branded XIT, Jackie Kennedy or Bobert.

That's all I can think of today. Bobert's in there twice because I want the emphasis.


08 Jun 10 - 08:56 PM (#2923549)
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From: Bobert

Well, Rap... Glad you emphasized that, too!!!


08 Jun 10 - 08:59 PM (#2923553)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

Hey, when you get started denyin' what you didn't do it gets hard to stop.


08 Jun 10 - 10:38 PM (#2923592)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: mousethief

Long ago, just after seeing the movie "What's Up, Pussycat?', I dreamt that I was sitting in the bathtub messing around with Ursalla Andress.

You have a much larger tub than I do.


09 Jun 10 - 12:46 AM (#2923647)
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From: Little Hawk

In dreams, anything is possible.


09 Jun 10 - 08:11 AM (#2923816)
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From: Trevor

I though Nikki Haley rode Ducatis in MotoGP


09 Jun 10 - 10:19 AM (#2923899)
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From: Big Mick

Koko................


09 Jun 10 - 10:50 AM (#2923918)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

I've just learned something. There are at least two railroad tracks named the Peavine. Bobert says there's one in Mississippi. The other is in Arizona. Here's info from a blog which gives you the dope on that one:
==========
The Peavine & Santa Fe Model Railroad

The Peavine & Santa Fe is a model Railroad inspired by the real Santa Fe branchline in Arizona from Ash Fork on the Santa Fe mainline to Phoenix. The original name of this line was "The Santa Fe, Prescott & Phoenix Railway".

Both lines are called the Peavine because they have an unusual number of curves and twists.


09 Jun 10 - 01:41 PM (#2924030)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Froggie: "Long ago, just after seeing the movie "What's Up, Pussycat?', I dreamt that I was sitting in the bathtub messing around with Ursalla Andress."

I thought you claimed to be homosexual genetically!...I still beg to differ!
just a thought, and a reminder!.....and don't want to pollute the thread with more endless controversy about it, any further!

GfS


09 Jun 10 - 01:59 PM (#2924053)
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From: gnu

Ursalla Andress... handsome woman. Crackers n all eh.


09 Jun 10 - 02:40 PM (#2924075)
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From: frogprince

"I thought you claimed to be homosexual genetically!...I still beg to differ!"

That would be unlikely, since whether or not homosexuality is genetic, I never tried it or wanted to.

There is, of course, the possibility that deep down inside I'm really a woman, but she's a total lesbian.

If you honestly thought I said I was gay, you just happen to have mixed up references; I never did anything like that myself. : )


09 Jun 10 - 03:05 PM (#2924089)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

...or just generally mixed up!!

GfS


10 Jun 10 - 03:03 PM (#2924832)
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From: Genie

I did not have sex with ...

ANY of the people, beasts, or machines mentioned in this thread

OR with Bill Clinton!


10 Jun 10 - 05:39 PM (#2924968)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Don Firth

I did not have sex with . . . uh . . . well . . . um . . . lemme see, now. . . .

Don Firth


10 Jun 10 - 06:12 PM (#2925000)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Little Hawk

Maddona.


10 Jun 10 - 06:15 PM (#2925006)
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From: Little Hawk

And she didn't have sex with ME either! (reference: Bill Clinton's defence regarding Monica Lewinsky)


10 Jun 10 - 06:29 PM (#2925023)
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From: Bobert

How about Monica, LH??? I mean, I heard she has been available for quite some time...

Thanks, leenea... I didn't realize that the Santa Fe was also called the Peavine...

There's a blues song about it, too, that I do entitled "Mean 'ol Frisco"

Yeah, mean ol' Frisco
and lowdon Santa Fe
Yeah, mean ol' Frisco
and lowdown Sante Fe
Big black train come and
took my baby away

I think Arthur Crudupp wrote it...

B~


10 Jun 10 - 06:30 PM (#2925027)
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From: Genie

Aw, c'mon, Don. You expect us to believe that last claim? ; D


10 Jun 10 - 07:03 PM (#2925051)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

Well, I didn't and I can prove it! I wasn't who I thought I was and besides I wasn't in town at the time and she said she was over 18 and it was my someone else who looks like me.


10 Jun 10 - 07:08 PM (#2925055)
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From: Stringsinger

Still, Bobert, I think we need Ken Starr to investigate you. :)


10 Jun 10 - 07:11 PM (#2925058)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Rapparee

I think it was Don Firth. He looks a lot like me, if you kinda squint outa the corners of your eyes.


10 Jun 10 - 08:42 PM (#2925112)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Bobert

Heck, why Ken Starr, Strings... I heard he had done it with Nikki Haley, too... But then again, who hasn't... I mean, other than me... I heard that if she become Governor she's gonna open up a whorehouse on the Appilacian Trail... I donno??? But, hey, if it brings money into the coffers, why not... Have some happy campers, too...

B~


10 Jun 10 - 08:48 PM (#2925113)
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From: Little Hawk

Sarah Palin.


10 Jun 10 - 10:01 PM (#2925152)
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From: Rapparee

Wow, are you lucky!


10 Jun 10 - 11:14 PM (#2925173)
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From: Bobert

Sorry about that, LH... Word on the street is that Sarah will...

Oh, nevermind...

B~


10 Jun 10 - 11:54 PM (#2925184)
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From: Genie

Oops! Sorry, Don.
When you posted "I did not have sex with . . . uh . . . well . . . um . . . lemme see, now. . . .

Don Firth,"

I read that as "I did not have sex with Don Firth."

That, of course, was a bit hard to believe (you being a lad and having been a teenager and all at one time).
I think that "Don Firth" was just your siggy. You wuz just tryin' to figure out if there's anyone you haven't shad sex with, right?


11 Jun 10 - 01:09 AM (#2925210)
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From: Little Hawk

No, it's that he can't remember the last time... (grin)


11 Jun 10 - 01:22 AM (#2925213)
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From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I ain't had sex with no other male chimps! Or male anything for that matter. I also ain't had sex with baboons or gorillas. And I ain't had sex with no married women. Regardin' certain other human females, well....I am not sayin'.

- Chongo


11 Jun 10 - 01:27 AM (#2925216)
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From: Don Firth

Oops!!

Right, Genie! Signature. Didn't occur to me how it might read!

(On the other hand--!    No! Better not go there!!)

Don Firth


11 Jun 10 - 02:44 AM (#2925233)
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From: Genie

The "other hand," Don. Not both?

Just sayin'.


11 Jun 10 - 06:14 AM (#2925307)
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From: JHW

There's an ad popped up - My Life, Bill Clinton, surprise he didn't post


11 Jun 10 - 10:02 AM (#2925401)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: frogprince

I'll be darned; we've just sorta raised a question here, which, though it is directly pertainent to at least half the human race, I have never heard stated directly:
    Does "wanking" constitute having sex with one's self?


11 Jun 10 - 10:08 AM (#2925411)
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From: Rapparee

It depends on what you mean by "is", to quote a famous politician.


11 Jun 10 - 01:26 PM (#2925520)
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From: mousethief

and I'm dancing with my se-elf.


11 Jun 10 - 03:22 PM (#2925652)
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From: Don Firth

Hmm. Interesting question.

Is being ambidextrous anything like being promiscuous?

(I'm a little apprehensive about where this might be leading. . . .)

Don Firth


11 Jun 10 - 04:19 PM (#2925708)
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From: Rapparee

As we used to say in the Army:

LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! etc. Counting cadence isn't just for marching anymore.


11 Jun 10 - 04:25 PM (#2925713)
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From: Donuel

that doggy in the window


11 Jun 10 - 09:05 PM (#2925925)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: Genie

I did not have sex with ...


my cat!

OK, heavy petting sometimes, sure, but that's as far as it goes.


11 Jun 10 - 10:16 PM (#2925967)
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From: Bobert

Meow...


11 Jun 10 - 11:28 PM (#2926001)
Subject: RE: BS: I did not have sex with...
From: GUEST,Riginslinger

"But I wanted ti make it perfectly clear that I not only did not have sex with her but that I also have never met the woman..."

      Everybody else who met her had sex with her, which could only mean you were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but it wouldn't have mattered in the end, the meia would have refused to believe you anyway.