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10 Jun 10 - 01:50 PM (#2924765) Subject: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk Chimps have been seen in the movies for a long time, almost as long as the movies have been around. The most famous movie chimp, of course, was the great Cheetah, seen in so many of the Tarzan films, but there have been many others. As yet, however, no gay chimps have been seen in the movies. Could this be because chimps are prejudiced against gays? Or is it because people are prejudiced against gay chimps? What effect would it have on the primate community if a major chimp movie star "came out" and espoused the gay lifestyle? No gay chimps or other gay animal characters have been seen in Disney animated films either! One has to wonder why. Could this be evidence of homophobia on the part of the Disney studios? Anyway, to get back to the main question, is it time for a gay chimp movie star? |
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10 Jun 10 - 01:52 PM (#2924766) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Hell, NO! It definitely ain't time for a gay chimp movie star. - Chongo |
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10 Jun 10 - 01:56 PM (#2924770) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie Are you outing Chongo, Little Hawk? Should you not have consulted his wishes first? (But tell him it's OK- I always suspected it.) |
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10 Jun 10 - 01:59 PM (#2924774) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Don Firth I've gotta vote with Chongo here. I don't have time for a gay chimp movie star! Don Firth |
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10 Jun 10 - 02:27 PM (#2924798) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: frogprince Thread that I haven't started: Is it time for a forum member who copycat's everything, including his own copycat threads? |
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10 Jun 10 - 02:40 PM (#2924810) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk It may be time for that, frogprince. ;-) I don't copycat everything, though, I just copycat stuff that's handy in a satyrical sense. Anyway, I've got other problems to deal with right now. Chongo has gone "ape". He's gone absolutely berserk. He's been screaming, hooting, hollering, throwing the furniture around... He also says he's not talking to me. (This after a lengthy tirade on his part.) He's definitely not pleased about the idea advanced in this thread. I knew Chongo didn't exactly sympathize with gays, but I did not expect such an extreme reaction. He stormed out of the place a minute ago and has probably gone somewhere to have a stiff drink or two. |
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10 Jun 10 - 03:05 PM (#2924833) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Rapparee Pink Squirrel, probably. With a little umbrella in it. At the "Rough Trade Leather Bar". |
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10 Jun 10 - 03:14 PM (#2924837) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk Heh! |
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10 Jun 10 - 03:27 PM (#2924853) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie Where he has gone to meet the boys. |
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10 Jun 10 - 06:09 PM (#2924998) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk Oh, you people are so cruel...poor Chongo! He's going to be beside himself over all this innuendo. If word gets out to his circle of casual buddies and pals in the Chicago primate community, it will only get worse. |
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10 Jun 10 - 06:18 PM (#2925010) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie Trust me, Little Hawk, they already know. |
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10 Jun 10 - 07:06 PM (#2925053) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Rapparee He's got a "wide stance", Little Hawk, like our former Idaho Senator. And Chongo being "beside himself" doesn't bother me -- YOU gotta live with him. |
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10 Jun 10 - 09:06 PM (#2925123) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk Well, fortunately he only visits here. His main residence is in Chicago. He has gone off in a huff, and I don't think he'll be back for a bit. I didn't realize how worked up he'd get over this issue. He's really old school when it comes to sexual roles. He learned most of what he knows from Raymond Chandler novels, after all. |
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11 Jun 10 - 08:27 AM (#2925368) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Bob the Postman One word for you, LH -- "bonobo". Most of the homosexual animal videos on YouTube feature these polymorphously perverse primates. They look like chimps to me. Check out Chongo's browsing history -- you can probably link direct from there. Very spicy stuff. |
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11 Jun 10 - 09:59 AM (#2925400) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Rapparee Uh-huh. I'm aware of Certain Bars in Chicago where they only send in female police officers, and I've heard that those bars are Chongo's favorite watering holes. Places with names like "The Leather Butterfly" and "Pooters". |
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11 Jun 10 - 10:03 AM (#2925402) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: gnu Has he rented Brokedick Mountain Guerilla? |
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11 Jun 10 - 11:08 AM (#2925427) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie Chongo doesn't worry me - he's on his way out. What does concern me is if an orangutan shows up. |
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11 Jun 10 - 01:27 PM (#2925521) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk You are RIGHT to be concerned about that! Most folkies are blissfully unaware that Burl Ives was an undercover orangutan...an orangutan with a good body shave...and let's not forget that he testified against other musicians for the HUAC. On the other hand, he did a fantastic acting job in "The Big Country" and "Cat On a Hot Tin Roof", so he wasn't all bad. The thing with orangutans is, you don't want to arouse their wrath. |
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11 Jun 10 - 02:36 PM (#2925608) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie LOL You are incorrigible. |
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11 Jun 10 - 03:06 PM (#2925637) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Rapparee Yeah, and you're incorriging him. |
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11 Jun 10 - 03:38 PM (#2925671) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie oh |
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11 Jun 10 - 04:22 PM (#2925709) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Rapparee An aroused orangutan...now THAT'S a mental picture to try to forget! |
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11 Jun 10 - 05:32 PM (#2925757) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie Not to worry, Rap. No doubt Little Hawk will make it graphic. |
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11 Jun 10 - 05:53 PM (#2925766) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk Whatever you do...do NOT do a Google search for "Orangutan Porno". Or if you do...don't click on the links. |
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11 Jun 10 - 07:39 PM (#2925860) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Ebbie Voice of experience, eh? :) |
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11 Jun 10 - 07:50 PM (#2925874) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Little Hawk Yeah, well...I got that information originally from "Deep Chimp". You know how curiosity is, right? I couldn't resist taking just one little peek. So I did the Google search....and now my mind is seriously unhinged and I have an insatiable desire to purchase and devour mangos. God help me! I should never have looked! |
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11 Jun 10 - 08:25 PM (#2925897) Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay chimp movie star? From: Rapparee There are some things humans were not meant to know, LH. |