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BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!

13 Jun 10 - 12:56 PM (#2926809)
Subject: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Little Hawk

They MUST be stopped!

(Thank you for the idea, Spaw.)


13 Jun 10 - 12:57 PM (#2926812)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

Why?


13 Jun 10 - 12:58 PM (#2926817)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Little Hawk

You have to ask?


13 Jun 10 - 12:59 PM (#2926819)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Ed T

I once heard a comment that made me laugh.
An old fellow was trying to explain the character of a man he knew to another friend.

He said, "I'm not sayin' he swings both ways. I'm sayin' he swings all ways"


13 Jun 10 - 01:03 PM (#2926825)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

Well, I thought you'd be the one to know!


13 Jun 10 - 01:09 PM (#2926831)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: gnu

LH.. FFPT is gonna come after ya eh.


13 Jun 10 - 01:40 PM (#2926863)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

FFPT. Aren't those the letters after the name "Shame McBride"?


13 Jun 10 - 01:41 PM (#2926865)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Amos

Here, Little Hawk: something productive for you to pursue rather than wasting your whimsy on the Earth.


A


13 Jun 10 - 02:22 PM (#2926909)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Little Hawk

Lovely!

Yes, Rapaire, I think Shane does qualify as a FFPT. He is rumoured to have done it (or at least attempted it) with an unusual variety of lifeforms and several inanimate objects as well.


13 Jun 10 - 07:24 PM (#2927102)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

"...and a little green lizard, what bust" huh?


13 Jun 10 - 07:40 PM (#2927108)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Don Firth

Amos, I'm shocked at your suggestion to Little Hawk! You're recommending that he carry unspeakable perversion to awe-inspiring extremes!!

Don Firth


13 Jun 10 - 07:50 PM (#2927114)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: gnu

Now'wundah that guyco lizahd needs bloody insurance eh wha! Why, that thah Shine feelah probably would fuck him up the ahhss if he wasn't a poly with a cloaca.


13 Jun 10 - 08:21 PM (#2927120)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Ed T

Whose quote is it? Shane, or Homer Simpson?

"Alright, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."


13 Jun 10 - 10:05 PM (#2927191)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

Homer Simpson. Shame doesn't know what a liver is.


14 Jun 10 - 01:39 PM (#2927657)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Little Hawk

Amos has made many shocking suggestions to me, Don. I think his secret desire is to cause me some sort of embarrassment, possibly get me arrested. I have no idea why. Perhaps it is because he envies my stunning taste in quality footwear?


14 Jun 10 - 02:53 PM (#2927730)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

Little Hawk's footwear, as he wore it in an ad for Air France.


14 Jun 10 - 03:14 PM (#2927745)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Amos

Stunning, sure, but not grounds for any jealousy!!


A


14 Jun 10 - 03:18 PM (#2927751)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Rapparee

It was his statement, not mine.


14 Jun 10 - 03:39 PM (#2927760)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Ed T

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Most transgender chicks (aka eyas-hens...or, is it hawklets,darlings?) struggle with hair. Usually there is too much on our bodies and faces where we don't want it and not enough on the top of our heads where a lot of hair is a good thing. Although you have to do it every day, shaving is a tried and true method for getting baby smooth skin for a truly feminine appearance and leaving you looking sexy and feeling silky-smooth.. . . for a little while, at least.

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15 Jun 10 - 12:31 PM (#2928333)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: olddude

You forgot to use the words commie, and bigot and Liberal, conservative, Obama loving, Palin Loving .. gun toting socialist Progressive


15 Jun 10 - 12:36 PM (#2928341)
Subject: RE: BS: FeyFlipheadPolysexualTransgressors!!!
From: Little Hawk

Not to mention, "homophobe"!